Post by Jillie on Aug 12, 2010 18:07:49 GMT -6
Scene opens at the Reconsider Lounge. Brenda Price is standing at a table with “The Other Girl” Petrina Rotchester, who is looking extremely excited for some reason, and “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu, who is looking on with an expression of amusement. There is also a line up of similar sized men of various ages and ethnicities waiting for something.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here with Y Kores - well part of Y Kores – and…well, what exactly is going on here, Adriana?
I have no idea. Petey just told us to show up. So here I am.
Just as Brenda is about to ask where “The Assassin” Rory Kotch is, she walks into the Lounge, looking confused.
Vhat is goink on here?
[Excitedly]Finally! I’ve taken the liberty of findin’ ye some practice fer yer match this weekend!
Kotch frowns and looks at the line of men.
You vant me to wrestle these guys?
No! Haven’t ye read the card? Yer not wrestlin’ this week…
But you just said I had a match…
You do! It’s an arm wrestlin’ match! An’ these boys are lined up to help ye prepare!
Kotch makes a face that makes Samu chuckle.
Vhat do you mean, an arm wrestlink match? Against who?
Alex Daniels.
[Annoyed]Let me get this straight…I am vone half…
One third…
…I am vone third of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, and Alex Daniels is the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, and I am facink off against him in an arm wrestlink match!?
Everyone, including the men lined up, nod.
I don’t like it at all.
You could be not on the card at all…
It’s excitin’! There’s no way ‘e’s gonna beat ye! Yer Rory Kotch! The strongest chick in this promotion!
I am a WRESTLER, not a circus side show.
Oh, suck it up, Princess. So we don’t have a “real” match this week. Just think of it as another stop in the media blitz. We have to represent the company as the Tag Champs, and if they want us to represent them by putting our biggest and strongest team member in an arm wrestling match with the Von Erich Champ, that’s what we’ll do.
Kotch grumbles, but doesn’t argue. She sits in the seat that Rotchester waves her into.
Fine. Who are my opponents?
Kotch waves to the line of men.
Well, I’ve been sittin’ ‘ere all day lookin’ for boys that’re the same size as Alex Daniels. ‘E’s 5’10 an’ 220 lbs. These boys are all about the same size, an look at the guns on some of ‘em!
Rotchester fondles the first man’s biceps, and he blushes a little.
And vhat do you know about arm wrestlink?
Are ye kiddin’? How do ye think I paid me way through University?
YOU went to University?
[Ignoring Price] Now, step on up, lad, an’ let’s get this trainin’ session underway.
Vait! How do I know these men are comparable to Daniels in strength?
Duh. I asked ‘em if they worked out. This one’s a fireman!
Rotchester fondles his biceps again before waving him to sit down. He does, and he and Kotch line up for their match. Rotchester calls for them to begin. After a short struggle, Kotch pulls the fireman’s arm over for the win.
See!? This is great! Next!
Well, there you have it, folks. I guess we’ll see you ladies this weekend!
The scene ends with Kotch beating another man, Rotchester excitedly cheering everyone on, and Samu chuckling in the background.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I am here with Y Kores - well part of Y Kores – and…well, what exactly is going on here, Adriana?
I have no idea. Petey just told us to show up. So here I am.
Just as Brenda is about to ask where “The Assassin” Rory Kotch is, she walks into the Lounge, looking confused.
Vhat is goink on here?
[Excitedly]Finally! I’ve taken the liberty of findin’ ye some practice fer yer match this weekend!
Kotch frowns and looks at the line of men.
You vant me to wrestle these guys?
No! Haven’t ye read the card? Yer not wrestlin’ this week…
But you just said I had a match…
You do! It’s an arm wrestlin’ match! An’ these boys are lined up to help ye prepare!
Kotch makes a face that makes Samu chuckle.
Vhat do you mean, an arm wrestlink match? Against who?
Alex Daniels.
[Annoyed]Let me get this straight…I am vone half…
One third…
…I am vone third of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, and Alex Daniels is the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, and I am facink off against him in an arm wrestlink match!?
Everyone, including the men lined up, nod.
I don’t like it at all.
You could be not on the card at all…
It’s excitin’! There’s no way ‘e’s gonna beat ye! Yer Rory Kotch! The strongest chick in this promotion!
I am a WRESTLER, not a circus side show.
Oh, suck it up, Princess. So we don’t have a “real” match this week. Just think of it as another stop in the media blitz. We have to represent the company as the Tag Champs, and if they want us to represent them by putting our biggest and strongest team member in an arm wrestling match with the Von Erich Champ, that’s what we’ll do.
Kotch grumbles, but doesn’t argue. She sits in the seat that Rotchester waves her into.
Fine. Who are my opponents?
Kotch waves to the line of men.
Well, I’ve been sittin’ ‘ere all day lookin’ for boys that’re the same size as Alex Daniels. ‘E’s 5’10 an’ 220 lbs. These boys are all about the same size, an look at the guns on some of ‘em!
Rotchester fondles the first man’s biceps, and he blushes a little.
And vhat do you know about arm wrestlink?
Are ye kiddin’? How do ye think I paid me way through University?
YOU went to University?
[Ignoring Price] Now, step on up, lad, an’ let’s get this trainin’ session underway.
Vait! How do I know these men are comparable to Daniels in strength?
Duh. I asked ‘em if they worked out. This one’s a fireman!
Rotchester fondles his biceps again before waving him to sit down. He does, and he and Kotch line up for their match. Rotchester calls for them to begin. After a short struggle, Kotch pulls the fireman’s arm over for the win.
See!? This is great! Next!
Well, there you have it, folks. I guess we’ll see you ladies this weekend!
The scene ends with Kotch beating another man, Rotchester excitedly cheering everyone on, and Samu chuckling in the background.
