Post by Jillie on Dec 1, 2008 21:33:51 GMT -6
*Disclaimer: PZW is a real promotion that is run out of Southern Alberta. Jillie has no affiliation with said promotion. The opinions expressed by Adriana Samu about PZW and it's roster and employees do not in any way reflect the opinions of Jillie.*
Scene opens in a large room in Lethbridge, Alberta. In the room are a wrestling ring and a couple hundred of wrestling fans. The signs indicate that this is a PowerZone Wrestling show. There is a female ring announcer in a yellow dress and a man that she introduces as Commissioner Jim Dandy handing out prizes in between matches to the rowdy fans.
With the prizes handed out, Dandy retreats to the time keeper’s bench and the girl takes to the mic once again.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, PZW would like to welcome a very special guest here this evening. SNW Superstar and Alberta’s own, “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu is here tonight![/color]
The crowd applauds heartily and Adriana Samu, wearing jeans and an SNW shirt, stands up from the middle of the crowd on the entrance ramp side to wave and salute the crowd.
Miss Samu will be sticking around after the show to sign some autographs and take pictures with fans…[/color]
The announcer trails off as she sees Adriana Samu approach her. Adriana motions for the mic and the girl looks back at Dandy. Dandy shrugs and motions for her to hand over the mic.
Hello, Lethbridge![/color]
The crowd cheers as Adriana gets into the ring, and waves to the crowd, including the strategically placed local television station’s camera.
How great is Wrestlebash so far!?
Again, there is a hearty cheer, as the fans are clearly being entertained by the local talent.
You know, I was lucky enough to be able to show up a bit early tonight and hang out backstage with some of the guys. I know several of the guys here tonight…Stormbringer, Chucky Blaze, Superfly Dan, Vance Nevada…these guys have crossed my path more than once in the small world of Western Canadian pro-wrestling. And what a promotion they have helped build here! But you know, as I look around, I notice there is one thing missing. The chicks.[/color]
Someone in the crowd yells “What about Bobby!?” regarding the dress-wearing psycho that was just on the card earlier in the evening. The crowd laughs at the inside joke, but Adriana is looking quite serious.
Vance Nevada has been out here, week after week, running his mouth off about how PZW is just a flash in the pan, destined for nothing but rock bottom, and that the talent here is little better than a third rate backyard wrestling league. I must say that I think the talent in that locker room is great – many of them I have worked with in the past. But I am part of an organization that not only employs women; they expect us to fight the boys for titles if they want them. Sports Nutz Wrestling is where the future is at, ladies and gentlemen, with enough intelligence to recognize the talent that women in this business possess, and with enough innovation to allow us to perform to our fullest capabilities. I am fortunate enough to work for a creative team that looked at me and didn’t say “She’s too small,” “She’s just a girl,” or “She can’t possibly be as good as these men.” No, they looked at me and said “Now there’s a chick that can rumble!”[/color]
The fans cheer in agreement.
They consider me, and three other women, so much of an equal to the male members of the roster, they have decided to put us in a match you won’t see any Diva participating in. It’s a battle royal, but not just any battle royal. It’s a First Blood Battle Royal. You don’t get eliminated by being thrown over the top rope. Oh, no…you get eliminated by shedding blood, ladies and gentlemen. The SNW brass didn’t think twice about booking me and my three female colleagues in this match, because they know that we are not afraid to get dirty, to get physical, or to get busted open.
Not that I’m going to shed blood. No, ladies and gentlemen, I am going to be one of the four remaining participants that will move on in this quasi-tourney. I am then going to go on to win my individual match to advance and, finally, I will be the sole #1 Contender for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship.
And you know what I’m going to do after that? I’m going to WIN the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship, and I’m going to take that Championship Belt, walk straight into the PZW locker room, hold that title right up in the face of your majority shareholder Stormbringer, and I’m going to say, “Tim, where are the chicks!?”
Because, ladies and gentlemen, until PZW has big enough testicles to get some chicks in this place, and not useless sluts, either…[/color]
Adriana gestures to the ring announcer, inciting a chorus of boos and a look of horror from the girl.
…and until PZW lets those chicks show these pretty boys exactly how to fight, I will have to agree with Vance Nevada.[/color]
The fans let out a collective boo of disgust and Adriana just smirks.
PZW isn’t worth the time of a decorated Canadian wrestler like Vance Nevada, and it isn’t worth the time of a decorated Canadian wrestler like myself.[/color]
The fans continue to boo as Adriana laughs at them, tossing the mic to the insulted ring announcer and sliding out of the ring. Adriana scoffs at several of the younger fans and jaws with some of the young men who, as true PZW fans do, tell her exactly what they think of her and her opinion. Afraid that things are going to get out of hand, Dandy grabs Adriana by the arm and pulls her away from the crowd, instructing security to escort her out of the building. The scene ends with Adriana laughing her way out of the building followed by a swell of boos.
Scene opens in a large room in Lethbridge, Alberta. In the room are a wrestling ring and a couple hundred of wrestling fans. The signs indicate that this is a PowerZone Wrestling show. There is a female ring announcer in a yellow dress and a man that she introduces as Commissioner Jim Dandy handing out prizes in between matches to the rowdy fans.
With the prizes handed out, Dandy retreats to the time keeper’s bench and the girl takes to the mic once again.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, PZW would like to welcome a very special guest here this evening. SNW Superstar and Alberta’s own, “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu is here tonight![/color]
The crowd applauds heartily and Adriana Samu, wearing jeans and an SNW shirt, stands up from the middle of the crowd on the entrance ramp side to wave and salute the crowd.
Miss Samu will be sticking around after the show to sign some autographs and take pictures with fans…[/color]
The announcer trails off as she sees Adriana Samu approach her. Adriana motions for the mic and the girl looks back at Dandy. Dandy shrugs and motions for her to hand over the mic.
Hello, Lethbridge![/color]
The crowd cheers as Adriana gets into the ring, and waves to the crowd, including the strategically placed local television station’s camera.
How great is Wrestlebash so far!?
Again, there is a hearty cheer, as the fans are clearly being entertained by the local talent.
You know, I was lucky enough to be able to show up a bit early tonight and hang out backstage with some of the guys. I know several of the guys here tonight…Stormbringer, Chucky Blaze, Superfly Dan, Vance Nevada…these guys have crossed my path more than once in the small world of Western Canadian pro-wrestling. And what a promotion they have helped build here! But you know, as I look around, I notice there is one thing missing. The chicks.[/color]
Someone in the crowd yells “What about Bobby!?” regarding the dress-wearing psycho that was just on the card earlier in the evening. The crowd laughs at the inside joke, but Adriana is looking quite serious.
Vance Nevada has been out here, week after week, running his mouth off about how PZW is just a flash in the pan, destined for nothing but rock bottom, and that the talent here is little better than a third rate backyard wrestling league. I must say that I think the talent in that locker room is great – many of them I have worked with in the past. But I am part of an organization that not only employs women; they expect us to fight the boys for titles if they want them. Sports Nutz Wrestling is where the future is at, ladies and gentlemen, with enough intelligence to recognize the talent that women in this business possess, and with enough innovation to allow us to perform to our fullest capabilities. I am fortunate enough to work for a creative team that looked at me and didn’t say “She’s too small,” “She’s just a girl,” or “She can’t possibly be as good as these men.” No, they looked at me and said “Now there’s a chick that can rumble!”[/color]
The fans cheer in agreement.
They consider me, and three other women, so much of an equal to the male members of the roster, they have decided to put us in a match you won’t see any Diva participating in. It’s a battle royal, but not just any battle royal. It’s a First Blood Battle Royal. You don’t get eliminated by being thrown over the top rope. Oh, no…you get eliminated by shedding blood, ladies and gentlemen. The SNW brass didn’t think twice about booking me and my three female colleagues in this match, because they know that we are not afraid to get dirty, to get physical, or to get busted open.
Not that I’m going to shed blood. No, ladies and gentlemen, I am going to be one of the four remaining participants that will move on in this quasi-tourney. I am then going to go on to win my individual match to advance and, finally, I will be the sole #1 Contender for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship.
And you know what I’m going to do after that? I’m going to WIN the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship, and I’m going to take that Championship Belt, walk straight into the PZW locker room, hold that title right up in the face of your majority shareholder Stormbringer, and I’m going to say, “Tim, where are the chicks!?”
Because, ladies and gentlemen, until PZW has big enough testicles to get some chicks in this place, and not useless sluts, either…[/color]
Adriana gestures to the ring announcer, inciting a chorus of boos and a look of horror from the girl.
…and until PZW lets those chicks show these pretty boys exactly how to fight, I will have to agree with Vance Nevada.[/color]
The fans let out a collective boo of disgust and Adriana just smirks.
PZW isn’t worth the time of a decorated Canadian wrestler like Vance Nevada, and it isn’t worth the time of a decorated Canadian wrestler like myself.[/color]
The fans continue to boo as Adriana laughs at them, tossing the mic to the insulted ring announcer and sliding out of the ring. Adriana scoffs at several of the younger fans and jaws with some of the young men who, as true PZW fans do, tell her exactly what they think of her and her opinion. Afraid that things are going to get out of hand, Dandy grabs Adriana by the arm and pulls her away from the crowd, instructing security to escort her out of the building. The scene ends with Adriana laughing her way out of the building followed by a swell of boos.
