Post by fawn on Feb 11, 2009 0:52:06 GMT -6
Andrew Smith and Mike Rutherford sit in a empty diner somewhere in Texas.
Geesh! How long does it take to cook a medium well bacon cheeseburger?
Is that all you can think about? I’m really starting to think there is some sort of conspiracy against us. SNW lands a television special and almost everyone’s scheduled to be there but us.
Hey I never thought about it that way. But you could have been at last week’s show. Me? I haven’t been asked to be on anything since the “weather” kept me out of Texas.
Please. Why would I degrade myself to be there? You know I had some bimbos wearing playboy bunny shirts tell me a few days ago I done the right thing by boycotting the show? I mean how is it those sluts could say it was right to avoid a show where someone is showing a sex tape but yet they’re always laying guys they are saying are just their friends? Yeah that makes a whole lot of sense!
Yeah but it turned out to be a fake. So technically your boycott of the show wasn’t needed.
Mike, at least I’m respected. You brag about being a hero when you’re not. Plus you were pinned weeks ago!
Why bring that up? I was practically undefeated until Cerise pinned me! And I AM a hero! How many times have you heard about me getting pulled over for drunk driving or even seen photos of me doing stupid stuff in the papers? You haven’t! I’m a great role model. Kids love me, damnit!
Look. We’ve got to show we’re serious as competitors here. I still have to get Heath to sign my new contract but he’s avoiding me. Now are you with me on this?
Yeah. Now where is my food!?
On cue, a waitress brings Mike and Andrew their food. The waitress gives a cold look to Mike but smiles at Andrew. Mike lifts up the bun on his burger.
What are you doing? I’m sure the cow is dead.
Did they spit on my burger? Does this look like spit to you?
Andrew looks and chuckles.
Yeah. They sure love you here, hero.
Oh that’s it! I’m finding the manager!
Scene ends.
Geesh! How long does it take to cook a medium well bacon cheeseburger?
Is that all you can think about? I’m really starting to think there is some sort of conspiracy against us. SNW lands a television special and almost everyone’s scheduled to be there but us.
Hey I never thought about it that way. But you could have been at last week’s show. Me? I haven’t been asked to be on anything since the “weather” kept me out of Texas.
Please. Why would I degrade myself to be there? You know I had some bimbos wearing playboy bunny shirts tell me a few days ago I done the right thing by boycotting the show? I mean how is it those sluts could say it was right to avoid a show where someone is showing a sex tape but yet they’re always laying guys they are saying are just their friends? Yeah that makes a whole lot of sense!
Yeah but it turned out to be a fake. So technically your boycott of the show wasn’t needed.
Mike, at least I’m respected. You brag about being a hero when you’re not. Plus you were pinned weeks ago!
Why bring that up? I was practically undefeated until Cerise pinned me! And I AM a hero! How many times have you heard about me getting pulled over for drunk driving or even seen photos of me doing stupid stuff in the papers? You haven’t! I’m a great role model. Kids love me, damnit!
Look. We’ve got to show we’re serious as competitors here. I still have to get Heath to sign my new contract but he’s avoiding me. Now are you with me on this?
Yeah. Now where is my food!?
On cue, a waitress brings Mike and Andrew their food. The waitress gives a cold look to Mike but smiles at Andrew. Mike lifts up the bun on his burger.
What are you doing? I’m sure the cow is dead.
Did they spit on my burger? Does this look like spit to you?
Andrew looks and chuckles.
Yeah. They sure love you here, hero.
Oh that’s it! I’m finding the manager!
Scene ends.