Post by Bubba JD on Apr 8, 2009 21:41:45 GMT -6
Scene opens up with all four members of the Destruction Crew looking over the card. The group is laughing it up & drinking a few brews.
Mauler: Dildo on a Pole Match? When the f**k did Vince Russo get hired? Wasn't he working for WCW 2.0?
Killer Kong: Apparently, he's got some down time between tapings. No surprise, really. He likes booking shows with no logic whatsoever.
Super Vader: Loves his skanks, too. A strip poker match? I feel for the fans, on that match. Looking at Wench naked.......UGH!!!
Mike Hanson: At least we have a Bikini Contest with twins. Who in their right mind doesn't like twins?
Mauler: What the hell's the winner getting? A French Tickler?
Mike Hanson: The contestants could all use it, that's for sure.
Killer Kong: They need a lot more then that.
Super Vader: I'm just thrilled that I don't have to win a match by grabbing hold of a dildo.
Mauler: At least it isn't a frozen turkey.
Killer Kong: I could use a turkey, about now. It's been too long since I've eaten.
Mike Hanson looks at Kong strangely.
Mike Hanson: Dude....you only eat 1 1/2 hours ago!
Killer Kong: Oh, God! It's been longer then I thought! Time passes way too slowly when you don't get enough to eat.
Mauler:(slapping the palm of his right hand on his forehead) D'oh!
Super Vader: What? I can see his dilemna. Kong has to maintain his strength for his huge arm wrestling match!
Mauler: He's only facing "More Gimmicks Needed" Nikita Scotch! How hard can it be to pin his arm to the table?
Mike Hanson: You might need to let Nick use both arms, just to stand a chance against you.
Killer Kong: Perfect chance for me to break this schmucks arms. No way in hell that "Good Gimmicks Needed" will be able to stir up any more trouble for us.
Super Vader: He should've asked for a spot in the Dildo on a Pole match, instead. He should be used to playing with one of those things, by now.
The Destruction Crew laughs histerically about this. They continue to make random jokes about the show as the scene comes to an end.
Mauler: Dildo on a Pole Match? When the f**k did Vince Russo get hired? Wasn't he working for WCW 2.0?
Killer Kong: Apparently, he's got some down time between tapings. No surprise, really. He likes booking shows with no logic whatsoever.
Super Vader: Loves his skanks, too. A strip poker match? I feel for the fans, on that match. Looking at Wench naked.......UGH!!!
Mike Hanson: At least we have a Bikini Contest with twins. Who in their right mind doesn't like twins?
Mauler: What the hell's the winner getting? A French Tickler?
Mike Hanson: The contestants could all use it, that's for sure.
Killer Kong: They need a lot more then that.
Super Vader: I'm just thrilled that I don't have to win a match by grabbing hold of a dildo.
Mauler: At least it isn't a frozen turkey.
Killer Kong: I could use a turkey, about now. It's been too long since I've eaten.
Mike Hanson looks at Kong strangely.
Mike Hanson: Dude....you only eat 1 1/2 hours ago!
Killer Kong: Oh, God! It's been longer then I thought! Time passes way too slowly when you don't get enough to eat.
Mauler:(slapping the palm of his right hand on his forehead) D'oh!
Super Vader: What? I can see his dilemna. Kong has to maintain his strength for his huge arm wrestling match!
Mauler: He's only facing "More Gimmicks Needed" Nikita Scotch! How hard can it be to pin his arm to the table?
Mike Hanson: You might need to let Nick use both arms, just to stand a chance against you.
Killer Kong: Perfect chance for me to break this schmucks arms. No way in hell that "Good Gimmicks Needed" will be able to stir up any more trouble for us.
Super Vader: He should've asked for a spot in the Dildo on a Pole match, instead. He should be used to playing with one of those things, by now.
The Destruction Crew laughs histerically about this. They continue to make random jokes about the show as the scene comes to an end.
