*snicker* Desperation, anyone?

[fawn]

Complete bitch move on my part but I had to share this with everyone. It will bring some great laughs, I promise.

So on one of the social sites I am a member of and this was a message I had.

"My name is teddy Benson.i am married but divorced right now..i work as oil company ltd. no kid,am new to the website but he is my friends that introduce me to the site becos he got married from the state last year.i dont know how to put myt picture in the website i am sorry for that when we knowing each other will talk better.i really want you to know that i have been hurt in relationship and i do not wantto get hurt anymore and more for each day.i really want you to know that i am serious of looking for my right woman and i really want you to know that a woman who is going to be honest and sincerity and loyal with you and i really want you to know that i am not coming too you to fooiling of you around and i did not there for playing a games with your heart and any person that doing that is sin against the lord that means you are to be honest and sincerity and caring and be there for me in pain know more about me you should add on yahoo messager"

So the million dollar question of the day is how do you spell desperation? ;D

[Hollywood]

C-O-D-Y P-U-G-H ;D

Shaggy, we need to send this to Richard Hunter. This will be gold on his radio show!

[fawn]

And again, being a bitch:

If someone wants his email for craps and giggles...I do have it.

[sh17]

This man has obviously never watched a second of porn

or owned a David Arquette sex doll

Just saying...

[fawn]

...or has never harassed Sonic car hops via speakerphone for shits and giggles.

[sh17]

That was Hollywood's fault, he doesn't know how to work his speaker phone

[Bubba JD]

is that Matt's official excuse?

[freak]

How do you spell "spam", fawn? Because it sure looks like you got hooked.

[Hollywood]

Aug 15, 2009 22:57:25 GMT -6 freak said:

How do you spell "spam", fawn? Because it sure looks like you got hooked.

I don't see the problem with this thread, so it stays. No backdoor modding, please.

[freak]

I was talking about the message, wiseass, not the topic itself...

[Hollywood]

Aug 15, 2009 23:46:22 GMT -6 freak said:

I was talking about the message, wiseass, not the topic itself...

Hey, hey, hey! We're, uh, havin' fun, no?

No need to get onto me like that, seeing as that I'm the owner of this place and hold the fate of your Texas Title match in my hand.

All you had to do was say "Sorry, I was talking about the message that the guy who can't spell sent."

[sh17]

Aug 15, 2009 23:46:22 GMT -6 freak said:

I was talking about the message, wiseass, not the topic itself...

It is not your worry, you are not a mod. And calling the owner of the board a wiseass ain't really wise friend.

[freak]

Well, I didn't think I had to explain because I thought my meaning was pretty plain as day...

but anyway, let's move on. Back on topic.

[Hollywood]

Well, seeing as this is the internet, things can get misconstrued rather easily. lol

No hard feelings, we'll pull a WWE and go on as if this never happened. ;D

[freak]

Aug 16, 2009 0:03:09 GMT -6 Hollywood said:

Well, seeing as this is the internet, things can get misconstrued rather easily. lol

It's funny because it's true. And HOW true.

No hard feelings, we'll pull a WWE and go on as if this never happened. ;D

Okay, I killed my wife. Gotcha.

(or was that in too poor a taste?)