Post by sh17 on Sept 21, 2009 17:10:19 GMT -6
September 22,2009
Ridglea Theatre
Fort Worth, Texas
-"Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels defeated Andy Lionheart in a Flag Match when Daniels threw a Caribou head that hit Lionheart in the groin allowing Daniels to retrieve the Canadian flag.
-Super Vader vs. Killer Kong never truly happened, as the match was a Hambone match where someone placed a fully cooked glazed ham in the middle of the ring. Unable to figure out just what the Hell the rules are, Kong and Vader took the ham and left the ring to the confusion of the fans.
-TNT defeated SINner's Law in a Tornado Tag Team match when Xalar Malum lost consciousness for no apparent reason in the middle of the ring allowing Andrew Smith to pin him for the win.
- In an impromptu electrified cage match, Alexander Draven and Gavin Tyler went to a no contest when both participants forgot the cage was electrified and tried to climb out over the top.
-Katrina defeated Mike Williams in a Groin Smash match after Katrina's first kick to Williams' genitalia rendered him unable to compete.
-Baron and "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler defeated Levetation and Emo Kid when special referee Jeff Hardy was arrested again during the match, distracting Emo Kid long enough to be rolled up for a quick three count.
-Jack Clinton defeated Ricky Blair in a First Blood match when Jim Hellwig rudely interrupted the match and smashed a briefcase over Blair's head containing the papers from his failed lawsuit against the WWE. Once he ran off, Blair was found to be bleeding from the forehead giving Clinton the win.
-Bianca De Luca defeated Rory Kotch in a Bra and Panties mud wrestling match. Afterwards, Zippy the Clown ran out and made an unflattering balloon animal description of De Luca that made her look like a woman of size. Kotch was left in the mud as De Luca chased after Zippy the Clown who took off running out the door.
-In the main event, new PCW World Champion Matt Margera defeated SNW Texas Champion Vincent Matthews in a non title "Championship Showcase" match refereed by Bret Hart. Matthews began taunting Hart with a "Shawn Michaels won fair and square" chant and walked right into the Benihana from Margera. Hart then locked in the Sharpshooter on a flailing Matthews as the crowd showed their appreciation.
Ridglea Theatre
Fort Worth, Texas
-"Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels defeated Andy Lionheart in a Flag Match when Daniels threw a Caribou head that hit Lionheart in the groin allowing Daniels to retrieve the Canadian flag.
-Super Vader vs. Killer Kong never truly happened, as the match was a Hambone match where someone placed a fully cooked glazed ham in the middle of the ring. Unable to figure out just what the Hell the rules are, Kong and Vader took the ham and left the ring to the confusion of the fans.
-TNT defeated SINner's Law in a Tornado Tag Team match when Xalar Malum lost consciousness for no apparent reason in the middle of the ring allowing Andrew Smith to pin him for the win.
- In an impromptu electrified cage match, Alexander Draven and Gavin Tyler went to a no contest when both participants forgot the cage was electrified and tried to climb out over the top.
-Katrina defeated Mike Williams in a Groin Smash match after Katrina's first kick to Williams' genitalia rendered him unable to compete.
-Baron and "The Real Deal" S.T. Strickler defeated Levetation and Emo Kid when special referee Jeff Hardy was arrested again during the match, distracting Emo Kid long enough to be rolled up for a quick three count.
-Jack Clinton defeated Ricky Blair in a First Blood match when Jim Hellwig rudely interrupted the match and smashed a briefcase over Blair's head containing the papers from his failed lawsuit against the WWE. Once he ran off, Blair was found to be bleeding from the forehead giving Clinton the win.
-Bianca De Luca defeated Rory Kotch in a Bra and Panties mud wrestling match. Afterwards, Zippy the Clown ran out and made an unflattering balloon animal description of De Luca that made her look like a woman of size. Kotch was left in the mud as De Luca chased after Zippy the Clown who took off running out the door.
-In the main event, new PCW World Champion Matt Margera defeated SNW Texas Champion Vincent Matthews in a non title "Championship Showcase" match refereed by Bret Hart. Matthews began taunting Hart with a "Shawn Michaels won fair and square" chant and walked right into the Benihana from Margera. Hart then locked in the Sharpshooter on a flailing Matthews as the crowd showed their appreciation.
KIDDING! ;D
