Post by Hollywood on Oct 13, 2009 17:15:27 GMT -6
Written by Shaggy, except for the last three matches, written by Hollywood
Havok at House of Blues
October 13, 2009
House of Blues
Dallas,Texas
-Jive Talkin' Stu vs. Chief Wahoo McNugget ended in a no contest when Hall of Fame wide receiver and former Cowboy great Michael Irvin charged the ring with a pair of scissors threatening to "Everett McIver someone up in this bitch!" When security stopped him, he cited his recent failure on the popular reality show "Dancing With The Stars."
-Nathaniel "Goryokaku" Draven defeated The Mauler after Mauler got distracted by Tanya Adams throwing a whole brisket into the ring. When Mauler got down to grab the brisket, Gory hit the Gory Kick and followed it up with the Okaku Lock to get the win. Mauler walked away with the brisket anyway, so he did not seem to mind the loss.
-Myke Rhines defeated Doomsday in a pole dancing match. Rhines only won because the crowd starting cheering because they believed if they cheered, they would not have to endure anymore torture. Doomsday did not compete, however hit Rhines with the Death Drop to the surprising cheers of the crowd before leaving.
-Cyanide defeated "The SNW VIP" Ricky Blair in a Hard Ten match. Up 6-5, Cyanide hit the Last Breath on Blair through a flaming table, sending the score to 11-5 and giving Cyanide the win.
-In a Four Way Cage match... Well, the match never officially got started. As the four participants Xalar Malum, Simon Sensation, Emo Kid, and SNW Bad Blood Champion Chris Angel were set to go, all of a sudden Vince Russo showed up and started threatening to sue SNW claiming gimmick infringement. After the fans started chanting "YOU KILLED TNA!" Russo turned around to receiver a Benihana from Matt Margera. Margera then promised there would still be a cage match before the night was over, but it would happen later in the night.
- In a Strange Bedfellows Match, Silvus and Linkin Strife defeated Jack Clinton and Marcus Ryan after Ryan was tagged in and just walked out on the match allowing his team to get counted out. Strife then tried a attack from behind on Slivus, however that ended with Slivus hitting Strife with Retribution.
- In a 7 person Over the Top Rope Challenge, Soul Reaper defeated Jade Claypool, S.T. Strickler, Mike Hanson, Andy Lionheart, Killer Kong, and Sean O'Brien. The match came down to Kong and Reaper, however Kong became distracted after Claypool lost her top due to Coach Tom Foolery cutting her top off the back showing off her braless chest. This allowed Reaper to clothesline Kong over the top rope and win as the crowd chanted "We want puppies!" Reaper and Margera stared each other down before Reaper walked off to the back.
-SNW Texas Tag Team Champions the Williams Bros. retained their titles against the Alley Ratz.
-Gavin Tyler, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and Bianca De Luca came out, going on about how Levetation couldn't find anybody to tag with him for the night, citing that everyone else was booked and that Katrina was home sick. "Send In The Clowns" then played over the PA, and the crowd roared in approval as Zippy the Clown came out and made a beeline for the ring, tackling Gavin Tyler down to the ground, which led to...
-Levetation and Zippy the Clown defeated Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca when Zippy pinned Gavin. Before the match began, Kid Thunder walked out on the match, stating he wouldn't wrestle a clown. After the match, Levetation gave Bianca a wedgie, yanking her thong out of her pants. She slapped Levetation in the face, only for Levetation to chase her around the ring. Zippy saw this, and hid under the ring. Not knowing Zippy was down there, Bianca ran under the ring, with Levetation following behind her. A few minutes later, Levetation and Zippy came out from under the ring, holding Bianca's clothes up, shouting "We got her again!" Gavin, who was knocked out cold by the Razor's Edge, was already helped out of the building, so there was nothing he could do. Bianca peeked out and had no choice but to run out of the ring and out of House of Blues stark naked.
-In a preview of Natural Selection, SNW Bad Blood Champion Chris Angel, Emo Kid and Y Kores defeated Simon Sensation, Xalar Malum, and the Sports Authority in a ten person elimination tag match, with the entire team of Chris Angel, Emo Kid and Y Kores surviving the match.
-SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion Vincent Matthews retained his title against SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion Super Vader in a Steel Cage Match when Matthews climbed out of the cage, with Super Vader crawling out just a few seconds too late. The Von Erich Memorial Title was not on the line.
Havok at House of Blues
October 13, 2009
House of Blues
Dallas,Texas
-Jive Talkin' Stu vs. Chief Wahoo McNugget ended in a no contest when Hall of Fame wide receiver and former Cowboy great Michael Irvin charged the ring with a pair of scissors threatening to "Everett McIver someone up in this bitch!" When security stopped him, he cited his recent failure on the popular reality show "Dancing With The Stars."
-Nathaniel "Goryokaku" Draven defeated The Mauler after Mauler got distracted by Tanya Adams throwing a whole brisket into the ring. When Mauler got down to grab the brisket, Gory hit the Gory Kick and followed it up with the Okaku Lock to get the win. Mauler walked away with the brisket anyway, so he did not seem to mind the loss.
-Myke Rhines defeated Doomsday in a pole dancing match. Rhines only won because the crowd starting cheering because they believed if they cheered, they would not have to endure anymore torture. Doomsday did not compete, however hit Rhines with the Death Drop to the surprising cheers of the crowd before leaving.
-Cyanide defeated "The SNW VIP" Ricky Blair in a Hard Ten match. Up 6-5, Cyanide hit the Last Breath on Blair through a flaming table, sending the score to 11-5 and giving Cyanide the win.
-In a Four Way Cage match... Well, the match never officially got started. As the four participants Xalar Malum, Simon Sensation, Emo Kid, and SNW Bad Blood Champion Chris Angel were set to go, all of a sudden Vince Russo showed up and started threatening to sue SNW claiming gimmick infringement. After the fans started chanting "YOU KILLED TNA!" Russo turned around to receiver a Benihana from Matt Margera. Margera then promised there would still be a cage match before the night was over, but it would happen later in the night.
- In a Strange Bedfellows Match, Silvus and Linkin Strife defeated Jack Clinton and Marcus Ryan after Ryan was tagged in and just walked out on the match allowing his team to get counted out. Strife then tried a attack from behind on Slivus, however that ended with Slivus hitting Strife with Retribution.
- In a 7 person Over the Top Rope Challenge, Soul Reaper defeated Jade Claypool, S.T. Strickler, Mike Hanson, Andy Lionheart, Killer Kong, and Sean O'Brien. The match came down to Kong and Reaper, however Kong became distracted after Claypool lost her top due to Coach Tom Foolery cutting her top off the back showing off her braless chest. This allowed Reaper to clothesline Kong over the top rope and win as the crowd chanted "We want puppies!" Reaper and Margera stared each other down before Reaper walked off to the back.
-SNW Texas Tag Team Champions the Williams Bros. retained their titles against the Alley Ratz.
-Gavin Tyler, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and Bianca De Luca came out, going on about how Levetation couldn't find anybody to tag with him for the night, citing that everyone else was booked and that Katrina was home sick. "Send In The Clowns" then played over the PA, and the crowd roared in approval as Zippy the Clown came out and made a beeline for the ring, tackling Gavin Tyler down to the ground, which led to...
-Levetation and Zippy the Clown defeated Gavin Tyler and Bianca De Luca when Zippy pinned Gavin. Before the match began, Kid Thunder walked out on the match, stating he wouldn't wrestle a clown. After the match, Levetation gave Bianca a wedgie, yanking her thong out of her pants. She slapped Levetation in the face, only for Levetation to chase her around the ring. Zippy saw this, and hid under the ring. Not knowing Zippy was down there, Bianca ran under the ring, with Levetation following behind her. A few minutes later, Levetation and Zippy came out from under the ring, holding Bianca's clothes up, shouting "We got her again!" Gavin, who was knocked out cold by the Razor's Edge, was already helped out of the building, so there was nothing he could do. Bianca peeked out and had no choice but to run out of the ring and out of House of Blues stark naked.
-In a preview of Natural Selection, SNW Bad Blood Champion Chris Angel, Emo Kid and Y Kores defeated Simon Sensation, Xalar Malum, and the Sports Authority in a ten person elimination tag match, with the entire team of Chris Angel, Emo Kid and Y Kores surviving the match.
-SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion Vincent Matthews retained his title against SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion Super Vader in a Steel Cage Match when Matthews climbed out of the cage, with Super Vader crawling out just a few seconds too late. The Von Erich Memorial Title was not on the line.
