The Main Event: 4/23/10

[Hollywood]

In dark matches that took place before The Main Event went on the air:

-Mike Hanson and the Mauler def. S.T. Strickler and Benson via pinfall after Hanson hit Strickler with the Lone Star Lariat.

-Chris P. def. Syco Boy via pinfall after hitting the Lights Out.

-Super Vader and Killer Kong def. Jerry McGillicutty and Chief Wahoo McNugget via pinfall after Super Vader hit McNugget with the Vader Bomb.

-Texas Champion and Bad Blood Champion Chris Angel def. Tyler Guevara via pinfall after hitting the Fallen to retain the Texas Championship.

[Hollywood]

The promo ticker music(the music that was used on the old WWF Saturday Night's Main Event shows when wrestlers cut quick promos at the beginning of the show) is playing in the background as we get some quick promos from several SNW wrestlers. First up is James Jackson, standing inside a classroom that's obviously somewhere inside the school grounds of TCU. He's standing in front of a chalkboard, wearing black slacks and a black dress shirt, chalk and eraser in hand.

JAMES JACKSON
Mr. Jackson at your service. Tonight, I take on Jack Clinton, a man who has yet been able to beat me.

Jackson writes on the chalkboard "JACKSON=1, CLINTON=0."

JAMES JACKSON
As we see, I equal one, and Clinton equals zero. Now Clinton was able to get lucky and be able to take part in a match that catered to him, a scaffold match.

Jackson erases the zero next to Clinton's name and writes a one, so now that the chalkboard says "JACKSON=1, CLINTON=1."

JAMES JACKSON
But tonight, Jack, you put that briefcase on the line. The last time we faced off one on one, I beat you in the middle of the ring, fair and square, one-two-three, and tonight will be no different. Which means... Jackson erases and writes on the chalkboard while talking... Jackson equals two, Clinton equals one, which means... Jackson greater than Clinton.

Jackson smirks as the shot switches over to Jack Clinton, dressed in his ring gear and sitting down inside his locker room, looking at the briefcase that he's holding in his hands. He looks up at the camera and just grins from ear to ear as the shot switches over to Wench, who is sitting on the roof of the Daniel Meyer Coliseum, her legs hanging over the edge of the building, and her Von Erich Memorial Title lying down on the roof next to her. She looks over at the camera to speak her mind.

WENCH
Despite the travel troubles others may have had with the volcano that erupted over in Europe, I was able to make it back in time to defend my Von Erich Memorial Title against Levetation. Let's just say it pays to have friends in high places. Whereas you, Levetation, seem to have no friends. S.T. Strickler hates you because you've screwed him over more times than the WRF has shut down and re-opened. And if Strickler hates you, then we know for sure that big Benson hates you. And I haven't even mentioned Syco Boy yet, who still hasn't forgotten what you did to him over two years ago. Levetation, tonight, you meet your Waterloo.

Shot switches over to Levetation, standing in front of The Main Event banner in the backstage hallway, dressed in a Volcom T-shirt and faded jeans.

LEVETATION
Levetation versus the world. That's what it seems to be lately, doesn't it? Well I've fought against worse odds than this, and have been the youngest FCW World Champion among other great accomplishments. Wench, tonight, I don't meet my Waterloo. Tonight, you meet your D-Day.

Shot switches over to the show open as the music transitions to "Obsession" by Animotion. We see a montage of clips featuring James Jackson, Jack Clinton, Wench and Levetation.



DANIEL MEYER COLISEUM! FORT WORTH, TX!

The camera pans around to show the rabid fans inside a sold out Daniel Meyer Coliseum, holding up various signs such as "WENCH WILL GET LEVETATED!" "MAKE JAMES JACKSON BLEED!" and "BRING BACK CODY PUGH!" The camera shot then switches over to the broadcast table, where Mark Bishop is standing by, mic in hand, with Jason Martel.

MARK BISHOP
Welcome, everyone, to The Main Event, live from the Daniel Meyer Coliseum in Fort Worth, Texas, in the shadows of the TCU campus, home to the TCU Horned Frogs! I'm Mark Bishop, alongside Jason Martel.

JASON MARTEL
So I take it that Mark Cuban couldn't find someone to replace Fozzywill on the Mavericks broadcast yet, as once again I'm stuck here with you, and from what I understand, I have to do this again with you tomorrow on Saturday Night Onslaught from the Ridglea Theater! Koko B. Ware, my hats off to you for not only having to put up with that one cent crackwhore, Tammy Winters, but for having to put up with this balding nincompoop as well!

Bishop rolls his eyes at Jason, then goes on.

MARK BISHOP
Anyway, tonight, we have two big matches. First, James Jackson takes on Jack Clinton, with the Balance of Power briefcase on the line.

JASON MARTEL
And tonight, Professor Jackson will be sending Clinton to the dunce's corner and give his plans of ever becoming Texas Heavyweight Champion the ultimate expulsion.

MARK BISHOP
And tonight, Levetation has the opportunity of a lifetime as he takes on Wench for the Von Erich Memorial Championship.

JASON MARTEL
Wench made a great point earlier, in that Levetation has made way too many enemies. They always say to be careful whose shoes you step on, because you never know when you will come across them later on in life. And with the rulebook being thrown out the window, and with everybody and their dog targeting Levetation, I don't see him winning the Von Erich Memorial Title.

"Don't Wait" by Blue Collar Special hits and out walks Levetation from the back, showered with cheers and slapping hands with the fans on his way down to the ring.

HARRY SACHS
This contest is set for one fall, and it is for the Von Erich Memorial Title. Introducing first, the challenger, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania and weighing in at 227 lbs... Levetation!

JASON MARTEL
This week hasn't been a good week for any athletes from Pittsburgh, so I don't see why Levetation will fare any better.

MARK BISHOP
Well Levetation doesn't try to force himself onto women, for starters.

Levetation enters the ring and walks over to on one of the corners, hopping onto the middle turnbuckle and acknowledges the cheering fans. He hops down and waits for his opponent in the center of the ring as his music dies down. "Awake and Alive" by Skillet booms over the PA, and the fans boo their lungs out as Wench, wearing her Von Erich Memorial Title belt around her waist, appears from behind the curtain and walks down to the ring, sneering at the fans.

HARRY SACHS
His opponent, from Lenoir, North Carolina and weighing in at 110 lbs... the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion... Wench!

MARK BISHOP
Wench has promised to hold onto the Von Erich Memorial Title for more than two months, which was for how long she held it the last and only time she ever held the title. But that goal could be in jeopardy here tonight.

JASON MARTEL
Why? She's going against someone from Pittsburgh. I'm telling you, this week is a bad week to be from Pittsburgh. After all, you can't have Pittsburgh without the pits.

MARK BISHOP
Oh hardy, har, har.

Wench slides under the bottom rope to enter the ring, stands herself up and takes her championship belt off, holding it up in the air, showing it off to all the fans that continue to boo her out of the building. As her music dies down, she hands the belt over to referee Mike Croft, who shows the belt to Levetation, then holds it up in the air.

Von Erich Memorial Title Match
Wench(Champion) vs Levetation(Challenger)

Wench and Levetation circle the ring, feeling each other out to start the match. Levetation goes to attempt to sweep Wench off her feet, but Wench hops up in the air, lands on the canvas, then staggers Levetation with a dropkick, but fails to knock him down. Wench tries to poke Levetation in the eyes, but he ducks down, then thumbs Wench in the eyes to a big pop from the crowd. Levetation kicks Wench in the gut, then follows up with a swinging neckbreaker.

MARK BISHOP
Levetation with a swinging neckbreaker early on in the match, now goes for the cover! ONE... TWO... Wench kicks out at two.

JASON MARTEL
What a bunch of sick college kids here at TCU, cheering Levetation when he thumbed a woman in the eyes!

MARK BISHOP
She was going to poke him in the eyes first!

JASON MARTEL
She was not. She was only trying to kill a bug that was trying to get in his eye.

MARK BISHOP
Oh for crying out loud!

Levetation picks Wench up and goes for a sidewalk slam, but Wench flips over, grabs Levetation by the head, runs and brings him down facefirst with a running bulldog. Levetation tries to pick himself up, down on all fours when Wench runs the ropes, bounces off, jumps up and lands a leg drop across the back of Levetation's neck, knocking him down. Wench turns him over for a pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... Levetation kicks out. Wench goes and runs the ropes, but Levetation is getting up as she's running the ropes. Wench comes off the ropes, and Levetation jumps up in the air and knocks her down with a standing missile dropkick, and Wench rolls to the outside in an attempt to catch a breather. The ref tries to tell Levetation to let her back into the ring, but his request falls on deaf ears as Levetation runs and bounces off the ropes on the other side. He comes running toward the side that Wench is on, launches himself up in the air so that he clears the top ropes and comes flying down, attempting to take down Wench. But Wench gets out of the way as Levetation crashes ribs-first onto the security railing.

OOOOOOOHHHHH!

MARK BISHOP
Levetation may have just taken himself out this match!

JASON MARTEL
What a stupid move on the part of Levetation! He should've just gone outside the ring to do a number on Wench, but no. He has to show off for the football team, the basketball team, the glee club, and every other loser that makes up the student body of TCU, and looks where it's got him.

MARK BISHOP
And Wench doesn't waste any time going to work on Levetation, kicking him in the ribs.

Wench continues to work over Levetation's ribs, then picks him up and whips him hard into the security railing as he cries out in pain upon crashing into the barricade. Wench taunts one of the ringside fans, then charges over at Levetation. But Levetation sees her coming and ducks down, lifts her up and throws her up and over the barricade into the ringside area among the fans, who try to get out of the way while still trying to stay in their area. Levetation clutches his ribs, recovering from the beating they've taken. He steps over the barricade as Wench tries to pick herself up, but Levetation keeps her at bay by stomping down on her. Levetation signals for some fans to get out of their seats and to clear a path for him as he picks Wench up by the head. He lifts her up and places her on his shoulders as he eyes the vacant chairs.

JASON MARTEL
I shudder to think what Levetation has in mind for poor Wench... I can't look!

MARK BISHOP
Running powerslam, shades of the late Davey Boy Smith, right through the empty chairs, breaking them in half as these fans go bananas!

Levetation picks himself up, holds his arms out and cries out to the fans as they cheer him on. He picks Wench up, only for Wench to nail him with a low blow, doubling him over as she takes him down with a DDT onto the floor. Wench picks Levetation up, bringing him with her as she takes him over to the ringside area and throws him up and over the barricade, back to the area close to the ring as she hops the barricade. Wench picks Levetation up and drives him spinefirst into the ring apron as he cries out in pain, holding the small of his back. Wench drives him spinefirst into the ring apron once more, then rolls him back into the ring. Wench hops up onto the apron, holding onto the ropes, using them as a launching pad as she flips over the ropes and lands a flipping senton from the apron, over the ropes and onto Levetation. Wench goes for a pin attempt. ONE... TWO... Levetation gets the shoulder up. Wench goes to pick Levetation up, but he pulls the front of her trunks and throws her facefirst into the middle turnbuckle pad. Levetation picks Wench up and sets her up on the top turnbuckle, then proceeds to climb to the top turnbuckle himself as he positions Wench for what looks like a superplex.

MARK BISHOP
Levetation looks to be going for a superplex, but he's holding Wench up there for quite some time.

JASON MARTEL
It's bad enough when your opponent is holding you up in the air like that with all that blood rushing to your head. But imagine him doing that while he's holding you up there standing on the top turnbuckle!

MARK BISHOP
And Levetation brings Wench down with the Muscle Buster off the top turnbuckle!

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

MARK BISHOP
Well, there goes our paychecks with the fines that the FCC is sure to levy on us.

JASON MARTEL
Now you see why I hate the fans?! They don't pay our bills like you and Fozzywill try to proclaim.

MARK BISHOP
Hey, nobody's perfect. But in any event, it appears that Levetation and Wench are both down and out after that Muscle Buster off the top turnbuckle.

JASON MARTEL
With the Von Erich Memorial Title on the line, I would venture to guess that the ref is going to do whatever's in his power to get at least one of these competitors revived so that we have a decisive outcome.

The fans are now booing their lungs out as S.T. Strickler and Benson appear from behind the curtain and approach the ring.

MARK BISHOP
Now what business do S.T. Strickler and Benson have being out here?!

JASON MARTEL
It's like Wench talked about earlier. Levetation has painted a bull's eye on himself by making enemies with S.T. Strickler. And if someone is enemies with S.T. Strickler, then that means they're enemies with Benson.

MARK BISHOP
Well the referee is going out there to have a talk with them.

JASON MARTEL
I don't know why he would bother. There aren't any rules in SNW anymore.

MARK BISHOP
Fans, we'll try to get this sorted when we come back with more of The Main Event!

[Hollywood]

MARK BISHOP
We're back with more of The Main Event, and during the break, Levetation staggered up to his feet and got distracted when he saw S.T. Strickler and Benson standing outside the ring after the ref instructed them to stay out of the ring.

JASON MARTEL
A big mistake by the Levetated One as Wench took advantage and was able to turn him around and bring him down with a side belly to belly suplex, and she's had the upper hand ever since.

Wench has Levetation locked in a surfboard, but he refuses to submit as he struggles his way up in an attempt to fight out of the hold. Wench is holding onto his wrists, but he breaks free by lifting Wench up and over him, throwing her down to the canvas. Wench gets back up, but Levetation kicks her in the gut then takes her down with a Fisherman Suplex into a pin. ONE... TWO... Wench kicks out just in the nick of time. Levetation picks Wench up and whips her into the corner. He charges after her and goes for a running clothesline in the corner, but Wench gets out of the way as Levetation crashes into the corner. Wench doesn't give Levetation a chance to get out of the corner as she sets him up on the top turnbuckle, then proceeds to climb up to the top turnbuckle herself. She jumps, wraps her legs around Levetation's neck, and brings him down with a flying Frankensteiner off the top turnbuckle to the amazement of the crowd.

MARK BISHOP
Wench looking to put Levetation away... ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Levetation kicks out just in the nick of time, keeping his Von Erich Memorial Title hopes alive.

JASON MARTEL
I thought Wench had the match won for sure there.

Wench argues with the ref about the count, but he maintains his stance that it was only a two count. Wench shakes her head and goes to pick Levetation up by the head, only for Levetation to grab her out of nowhere, locking her in the Million $ Dream to a loud pop from the crowd as Wench flails about, trying to free herself from the hold. Strickler and Benson are debating whether or not to run in, but they have second thoughts as Wench lifts herself up and uses her feet to spring herself off the ropes, sending her over in an angle over Levetation as he has the hold locked in, but his shoulders now down to the mat as Wench has him in a modified pinning predicament. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Levetation barely kicks out before three, and Wench can't believe it as we get a close up shot of her face showing her disbelief.

JASON MARTEL
Levetation just won't stay down!

MARK BISHOP
He knows this may be his only shot at the Von Erich Memorial Title and is making the most of it!

Wench goes to pick up Levetation once again, but again he counters, this time punching Wench in the midsection several times in succession. Levetation picks himself up and whips Wench into the ropes. Wench rebounds off the ropes, and Levetation picks her up off the rebound and slams her down hard with a sidewalk slam, then goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Wench barely gets the shoulder up to stop the count. Levetation goes to pick her up and brings her up and over, slamming her down with a Northern Lights Suplex pin. ONE... TWO... Wench barely gets her shoulder up. Levetation then gives the cutthroat signal, looking directly at Strickler and Benson, motioning that he's about to finish Wench off. Levetation picks Wench up and drives her down to the mat with the Levetated to a thunderous pop from the crowd.

MARK BISHOP
The Levetated! ONE... TWO... DAMMIT! That damn S.T. Strickler just had to ruin this match by pulling the ref out of the ring, and now he and Benson have run into the ring and are doing a number on Levetation!

JASON MARTEL
And look who else has decided to crash the party! Levetation's old friend, Syco Boy.

MARK BISHOP
Oh man, this has just gone from bad to worse for Levetation. Dammit!

Syco casually strolls down to the ring, and Strickler and Benson look over at him and shrug their shoulders, as if to say "Well, more to join in on the fun." The ref can't help but look on as he throws his hands up in the air as he's now back in the ring. Benson picks Levetation up and whips him into the ropes. Levetation rebounds off the ropes, and Benson picks him up onto his shoulder and in one fluid motion, slams him down hard to the canvas with a Samoan Drop. He and Benson continue to put the boots to Levetation as they taunt him and laugh at him while Syco comes up to the ring, grabbing a ladder from under the ring.

MARK BISHOP
What on earth does Syco Boy have in mind with that ladder?

JASON MARTEL
I don't know. Why don't you go down there and ask him yourself.

MARK BISHOP
I'll pass.

Syco slides the ladder inside the ring, but Strickler and Benson aren't looking as they're busy taunting Levetation while Wench seems to still be out of it. Syco picks the ladder up as Strickler and Benson turn around. Syco talks to them and convinces them that he's about to drive the ladder into Levetation's ribs as they grin from ear to ear and nod their heads. Syco lifts the ladder up and... slams it into Benson's face, knocking him down, sending him out of the ring to a thunderous ovation from the crowd. Strickler charges at Syco, only for Syco to ram the top of the ladder into Strickler's midsection, then throws the ladder down and grabs Strickler as the crowd is going crazy. Syco locks Strickler into position, lifts him up and slams him down with the Syco Clash onto the ladder to a humongous pop from the crowd! Strickler holds his ribs as he rolls off the ladder and falls out of the ring onto the floor.

JASON MARTEL
What a turncoat Syco Boy is! What did S.T. Strickler and Benson ever do to him?!

MARK BISHOP
Are you kidding me?! Syco Boy hasn't been on good terms with them since Nixon was still President!

JASON MARTEL
And look at Syco! He's just leaving! He's not doing anything to Levetation! Why is that?!

MARK BISHOP
I don't know. Why don't you go ask him yourself!

Levetation is struggling to get up, his eyes glazed over as he looks up and sees Syco walking away, then sees Strickler and Benson down and out on the floor as SNW officials run down to ringside to help them to the back. Levetation then turns to see that Wench is still out of it, and as he clutches his ribs, he inches his way over to her and goes for yet another pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Wench barely gets her shoulder up at two and three quarters! Levetation gets up, still a bit glazed over, and struggles to his feet as he picks Wench up. He does the cutthroat motion once more as he locks Wench in position for the Levetated, but hesitates in order to play to the crowd. Levetation is ready to go in for the kill until "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, dressed in jeans and a white Joe Carter Toronto Blue Jays baseball jersey, flies down to the ring, slides in and damn near takes Levetation's head off with a running clothesline. Daniels picks Levetation up and drives him down headfirst with the Thunderbolt as the crowd boos him out of the building.

YOU SUCK DICK! YOU SUCK DICK! YOU SUCK DICK!

Kid Thunder smirks as he gets out of the ring and backs up several steps. Wench, with a glazed look in her eyes, gets up to see Kid Thunder, who puts his arms out and nods his head, pointing to himself before turning around and heading to the back. Wench shakes her head and sees Levetation down and out, so she just goes for the pin.

MARK BISHOP
No, not this way!

ONE... TWO... THREE!

Winner: Wench

"Awake and Alive" booms over the PA as the fans boo their lungs out, some of them even throwing garbage into the ring as Wench rolls out of the ring, grabs her belt and storms off to the back.

HARRY SACHS
Your winner and still SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion... Wench!

MARK BISHOP
What a load of crock that is! Why did Alex Daniels help Wench of all people?!

JASON MARTEL
Well, Mark, lucky for you, I'm going to go down and find out myself!

MARK BISHOP
You're going to ask Kid Thunder yourself why he cost Levetation the Von Erich Memorial Championship?

JASON MARTEL
Did I stutter? I'm outta here, Bishop. Don't you be talking about me behind my back while I'm gone!

MARK BISHOP
Alright, there goes Jason Martel. When we come back, Martel will try to get a word with "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels about why he just cost Levetation the Von Erich Memorial Championship, and in turn, why he helped Wench, his most hated rival right now. And also, I.P. Freely is set to interview Texas Heavyweight Champion and Bad Blood Champion, Chris Angel! All that and more when we return for more of The Main Event!

[Hollywood]

The camera pans around, showing the crowd inside the Daniel Meyer Coliseum.

MARK BISHOP
Welcome back to The Main Event here on the CW. Earlier, Wench retained her Von Erich Memorial Championship thanks to "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels of all people! Jason Martel has left the broadcast area to try and get a word with the Canadian superstar. Jason, have you located Alex Daniels?

Shot switches over to the interview area backstage, where Jason Martel and "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels stand in front of the Main Event banner.

JASON MARTEL
I've located Kid Thunder, and I'm not going to throw any softballs. Alex, why on earth did you help Wench of all people?

KID THUNDER
It's very simple. I don't want anyone else BUT Wench holding that Von Erich Memorial Championship. I won't be satisfied by beating just anyone for that title.

JASON MARTEL
But Alex, why would you care? If I recall, you just want to finally get the monkey off your back and win your first championship here in SNW.

KID THUNDER
Jason, I understand you have to be an unbiased journalist, and I'm OK with that. However, let me put it to you in terms that even these stupid Texans, especially these drunk college dorks, can understand. When I took on Wench at WrestleStock II, I wrestled what I felt was the perfect match. I was this close to having my hand raised in victory, until I made one mistake... ONE MISTAKE! All I have to do is wrestle that same match one more time, not make that same mistake, and I can become the Von Erich Memorial Champion. And if anybody else gets a Von Erich Memorial Title match before me, the same thing that happened to Levetation will...

Levetation, operating on pure adrenaline, rushes into the scene and tackles Kid Thunder to the ground. Levetation goes to work on Kid Thunder, laying into him with right hands. Jason Martel tries to pull Levetation off of Kid Thunder, but Levetation jumps up and Jason Martel runs off. Kid Thunder is back to his feet, and both men go back to brawling as SNW officials rush in to try and break it up.

MARK BISHOP
We've got a brawl between Levetation and Kid Thunder in the back! While officials struggle to get them separated, let's send it over to I.P. Freely, who standing by with Chris Angel.

Shot switches over to outside Chris Angel's locker room, where Chris Angel, dressed in jeans and a black tank top, is standing by with I.P. Freely. Angel is holding the Texas Heavyweight Championship over one shoulder, and the Bad Blood Championship over the other shoulder.

I.P. FREELY
At this time, I am joined by both the Texas Heavyweight Champion and the Bad Blood Champion, the man who will hand over that Bad Blood Title to the winner of 4 Up on May 22... ladies and gentlemen, "The Dream" Chris Angel. Chris, first things first, we understand that you have chosen to join Mark Bishop and Jason Martel on commentary for the match between Jack Clinton and James Jackson. My question to you is, why put your Texas Title in jeopardy knowing that whoever has that briefcase could very well use it on you, right then and there?

CHRIS ANGEL
Mr. Freely, I'm fully aware of the danger I'm in by going out there to do commentary during the match, knowing that Jack Clinton, or even James Jackson if he were to win the match, could cash in the Balance of Power right then and there. But what kind of champion would I be if I wasn't prepared for whatever may happen? I'm going out there to do commentary for several reasons. One, to get a good look at potential Texas Championship contenders. Two, Jack Clinton is a good friend of mine, and I want to show my support, even if somewhere down the line we have to butt heads for the Texas Championship. And three, I'd love to rub it in James Jackson's face that he just cannot beat me.

Shot switches over to the announce table, where Mark Bishop is sitting by, waiting for Jason Martel, who storms over to the announce table, plops down in his chair, and angrily puts on his headset.

MARK BISHOP
What do you have your panties in a wad for?

JASON MARTEL
No one told me that Chris Angel was going to be joining us for commentary!

MARK BISHOP
That's what has you so upset?

JASON MARTEL
I never had any time to do any show prep, because now not only do I have to carry you, I now have to carry that musclehead!

MARK BISHOP
I'm sure he'll love hearing what you have to say about him when you tell it directly to his face. Fans, stay right there! More of The Main Event is coming up after this timeout!

[Hollywood]

"Stranglehold" is playing as Chris Angel has made it over to the broadcast location during the commercial time out. He picks up the extra headset, puts on the headphones and takes his seat after having laid down both of his championship belts on the table.

MARK BISHOP
Welcome back to The Main Event, and joining us now is the Texas Heavyweight Champion and Bad Blood Champion, "The Dream" Chris Angel.

CHRIS ANGEL
Great to be here, Mark. But, uh, what's the problem with Jason here? Why's he mouthing off again?

JASON MARTEL
Look, just don't make yourself sound stupid here tonight, got it?

CHRIS ANGEL
Whatever.

"Kashmir" hits over the PA system, and the fans boo their lungs out as smoke fills the entrance area. James Jackson appears from behind the curtain with an intense look of focus in his eyes as he makes his way down to the ring.

HARRY SACHS
This contest is set for one fall, and it is for the Balance of Power briefcase! Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California by way of the Great White North and weighing 220 lbs, "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

JASON MARTEL
Now here's a man that all the kids can look up to and try to be like. Last year, he won 4 Up without using any weapons whatsoever. Now, he'll win the briefcase and soon become Texas Champion without having to resort to using steel chairs, lead pipes, or anything else you can find at the local tool shop.

CHRIS ANGEL
Jason, James Jackson may have won 4 Up last year, but he couldn't handle the pressure of being the Bad Blood Champion, so much so that he tried to lay down for someone under a mask who turned out to be Enigmah and hand her the title, only for it to be vacated. And as they say, the rest is geography.

MARK BISHOP
Well be that as it may, James Jackson has the chance to right what he feels was the wrong from WrestleStock II when Jack Clinton was able to grab that briefcase after climbing the scaffold.

Jackson makes it over to ringside, sneering over at Angel as he enters the ring while his music dies down. "Enter Sandman" booms over the PA, and every light in the Daniel Meyer Coliseum goes out as the crowd erupts and cheers like crazy. Sixteen seconds into the music, white lights start to flash inside the Daniel Meyer Coliseum as Jack Clinton appears from behind the curtain, raising his hand to show off the Balance of Power briefcase, then makes his way down to the ring.

HARRY SACHS
His opponent is the holder of the Balance of Power briefcase. Hailing from San Diego, California and weighing 355 lbs, Jack Clinton!

MARK BISHOP
And if James Jackson wants to gain the Balance of Power, he will have to beat that man, over 7' and 355 lbs of raw power known as Jack Clinton.

CHRIS ANGEL
Jackson may have beaten Clinton once before, but I don't believe lightning will strike twice here.

JASON MARTEL
Oh, but I think it will. James Jackson has too much riding on this match. I'm sure he saw what happened earlier when Levetation lost in what could be his only opportunity at the Von Erich Memorial Title. This could very well be James Jackson's last opportunity to get a shot at your Texas Championship, Chris, and he's going to pull out all the stops, and will use pure wrestling to do it.

Clinton walks up the ring steps, then steps his leg over the top rope as he enters the ring. Clinton hands the briefcase over to referee Rick Maynard, who shows the briefcase to James Jackson before holding it up in the air then setting it down in the corner, signaling for the bell.

Balance of Power Briefcase
Jack Clinton vs James Jackson

Clinton and Jackson circle around the ring, feeling each other out, and Jackson tries to go for Clinton's leg for a takedown. But Clinton hits Jackson over the back with a clubbing blow, picks him up and bodyslams him down to the canvas, followed up by a big elbow drop. Clinton goes for the early pin. ONE... TWO... Jackson kicks out. Clinton picks Jackson up and whips him into the corner. Clinton plays to the crowd, then charges after Jackson, only for Jackson to get out of the way as Clinton crashes into the corner. Clinton staggers backward out of the corner, and Jackson tries to muster the strength to bring Clinton down with a German suplex, but Clinton is way too big for the German suplex attempt as he blocks it. Clinton tries to hit Jackson in the face with a back elbow, but Jackson ducks down as Clinton spins around from the back elbow whiff, and Jackson is able to counter with a thunderous sounding side belly to belly suplex.

MARK BISHOP
Jackson has Clinton down after the belly to belly! ONE... TWO... Clinton powers out of it with authority!

CHRIS ANGEL
I'll give James Jackson credit for trying to figure out a way to try and take the big man down.

JASON MARTEL
And sooner or later, he's going to keep him down then take his briefcase and come after your Texas Title.

Jackson works over Clinton's arm with several elbow shots to the arm, then locks in a Fujiwara armbar. Clinton refuses to give in as he struggles to fight his way back up to his knees while Jackson tries to hold onto the Fujiwara armbar. Clinton gets out of the hold after knocking Jackson down to the canvas with a standing clothesline. Clinton proceeds to pick Jackson up and whips him into the ropes. Jackson rebounds off the ropes, and Clinton brings him down hard with a powerslam. ONE... TWO... Jackson gets the shoulder up. Clinton gets up as Jackson struggles to his feet. Clinton goes to run the ropes. Off the rebound, he goes for a running big boot, but Jackson ducks under the big boot by performing a hedgehog-like roll, runs and rebounds off the ropes. Right as Clinton turns himself around, Jackson catches him with a running Yakuza kick to the face, knocking Clinton down to one knee. Jackson goes to run the ropes again, and off the rebound he hits Clinton in the head with a Shining Wizard kick that knocks him down.

MARK BISHOP
Shining Wizard finally takes the big man down, and Jackson goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Clinton kicks out at two.

CHRIS ANGEL
Close, but no cigar, my friend.

JASON MARTEL
I can just sense that briefcase slipping away from your buddy, Chris.

Jackson goes to pick Clinton up and tries to muster the strength for a T-Bone suplex, but no dice as Clinton blocks the attempt and knocks Jackson down with a double axe handle to the back. Clinton picks Jackson up and goes for a vertical suplex, but he holds Jackson up in the air for a good minute or so before finally bringing him down hard onto the canvas.

MARK BISHOP
Jack Clinton throttles James Jackson with that delayed suplex.

Clinton backs up and bounces off the ropes, jumps up in the air and brings a thunderous leg drop down across Jackson's chest, then goes for a pin. ONE... TWO... Jackson kicks out.

JASON MARTEL
Hey Chris, go remind your friend that nobody can win with a leg drop, BROTHER!

CHRIS ANGEL
How on earth do Mark Bishop and Mark Followill put up with you?

MARK BISHOP
I put up with him knowing that it's not as bad as having to put up with both Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters, whereas Mark Followill just drinks himself silly to put up with Jason.

Before Jackson can get up, Clinton puts him in a leg lock in the middle of the ring. Jackson tries to get out of it, but doesn't seem to be having any luck as he rolls over one way, then rolls over the other way, holding his arm out in the air each way as he winces in pain. Clinton gets up, still holding onto Jackson's leg, and transitions into a Boston crab as Jackson cries out in pain, but refuses to cave under the pressure. Clinton holds onto the Boston crab as Jackson tries to fight his way up and out of it. Finally, after much effort, Jackson is able to push Clinton off of him, but has a hard time trying to get up as he has to hold onto the ropes to try and prop himself up. Meanwhile, Clinton is shaking himself off and getting ready for the next move. Clinton approaches Jackson, his arms up in the air and his hands locked together as he prepares for a double axe handle, but Jackson uses the ropes for leverage and nails Clinton in the midsection with a back kick, then follows up with an STO that drives Clinton down into the canvas. Jackson goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Clinton gets the shoulder up, and Jackson shakes his head as he can't believe it.

MARK BISHOP
Close, but still no cigar for the "Modern Day Hero."

CHRIS ANGEL
I'm telling you guys, lightning will not strike twice!

JASON MARTEL
We'll just see about that.

Jackson turns his attention to the corner. He approaches the corner and begins his ascent up the top turnbuckle as Clinton picks himself up. Clinton turns around right as Jackson comes flying off the top turnbuckle with a missile dropkick off the top turnbuckle, knocking Clinton right back down to the canvas. Jackson again goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Clinton gets the shoulder up in time. Before Clinton can get up, Jackson locks him in a Dragon Sleeper. Jackson wrenches back as hard as he can with the Dragon Sleeper, but Clinton refuses to give up as he fights his way back to his feet, slowly but surely. Clinton drops down to the canvas, hitting Jackson with a reverse jawbreaker to get out of the Dragon Sleeper, staggering Jackson around as he holds his jaw in pain. Clinton kicks Jackson in the midsection, backs up, then knocks Jackson down to the canvas with an axe kick. Clinton rolls Jackson over for the pin attempt. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Jackson barely gets the shoulder up.

MARK BISHOP
Somehow, James Jackson is still in this match.

JASON MARTEL
It's his destiny, guys. Only a matter of time.

CHRIS ANGEL
We'll see, Jason. We'll see.

Clinton picks Jackson up and whips him so hard into the corner that Jackson falls down on his ass. Clinton runs and drives his knee into Jackson's face, then proceeds to give Jackson the mudhole stomping of a lifetime. Clinton plays to the crowd, who cheer him on as he drags Jackson out of the corner and into the middle of the ring. Clinton with the cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Jackson barely gets the shoulder up in time. Clinton shakes his head as he goes to pick up Jackson, but Jackson answers with a jawbreaker of his own, followed up by using all of his strength to be able take Clinton down with a T-Bone Suplex. Jackson hooks his legs around Clinton's and hooks his arms as he goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... THREE! A look of elation comes over Jackson's face as "Kashmir" comes on over the speakers.

Winner: James Jackson

JASON MARTEL
He did it! He did it! I told you!

HARRY SACHS
The winner of the match and the Balance of Power briefcase, "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

Jackson goes to grab the briefcase and holds it up in the air as the fans boo him out of the building. Then out of nowhere, Jackson knocks Angel out with a superkick to the head. Jackson runs over to the timekeeper's table and grabs the mic from ring announcer Harry Sachs as "Kashmir" dies down.

JAMES JACKSON
Alright, someone get me a ref out here right now because I'm cashing this baby in right now!

MARK BISHOP
What?!

JASON MARTEL
Haha! I love it! James Jackson takes out the Texas Champion, and now he's going to cash in the briefcase!

JAMES JACKSON
C'mon, I don't have all night!

Jackson stands there, waiting for a moment until Codi Shane walks out from behind the curtain to a loud pop from the crowd. Jackson rolls his eyes.

JASON MARTEL
What's this broad doing out here?!

MARK BISHOP
Probably to put this punk in his place once and for all!

CODI SHANE
James Jackson, congratulations on winning your match against Jack Clinton, but you won't be cashing in that title shot tonight.

JAMES JACKSON
What do you mean? I won the briefcase! I can cash it in whenever I want, and I want to cash it in right now!

CODI SHANE
Yes, you won the briefcase, Jackson. But that's the only thing that was on the line when you signed the contract to face Jack Clinton tonight.

Jackson looks off at Codi as if to say "What on earth are you talking about?"

CODI SHANE
Mr. Jackson, do me a favor and open that briefcase.

JASON MARTEL
She better not have put some sort of explosive or any other gag in there to get Jackson!

MARK BISHOP
I have a feeling what might... or might not be in that briefcase! HAHAHAHAHA!

The realization that the briefcase is empty sets in for Jackson after he opens it and the crowd is laughing at him.

THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!

MARK BISHOP
I agree with the fans! This IS awesome!

JASON MARTEL
This isn't awesome! This is AWFUL!

Jackson throws down the briefcase in a fit of rage and throws a tantrum, screaming at Codi Shane as Jack Clinton is sitting up, laughing at Jackson. Jackson isn't paying attention and doesn't see Chris Angel getting up behind him.

CODI SHANE
Mr. Jackson, being the smart businessman that he is, Jack Clinton came to me yesterday afternoon and cashed in his title shot for a later date. He informed me of the the time and place of when he wanted that match to take place, so I placed the call to Chris Angel, who was more than happy to agree to the match. So on May 22 from the Empire Theatre in San Antonio, Texas at 4 Up, it will be Chris Angel defending the Texas Heavyweight Championship against Jack Clinton! Thank you, and have a great night!

JASON MARTEL
Codi Shane better have some damn good lawyers! And where's "The Excellent Gordie" when we need him! Certainly he can overturn this!

MARK BISHOP
I'm afraid there's nothing Gordie can do, Jason. Clinton cashed in his briefcase, and that is that.

Jackson is yelling at Clinton, who is back to his feet now. Clinton smirks and tells Jackson to turn around. Jackson turns around, and Angel kicks him in the gut, then smashes him through the table with the Fallen as the crowd jumps to their feet and lets out a deafening roar.

[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop and Jason Martel are standing by what's left of the broadcast area after Chris Angel destroyed it when he sent Jackson through the announce table with the Fallen. In the background, we can see fans filing out of the arena.

MARK BISHOP
Another episode of The Main Event is in the books, and what a show we had tonight!

JASON MARTEL
That's right. As I predicted, Wench retained her Von Erich Memorial Championship over Levetation thanks to "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels. And Alex told me himself... he wants Wench to remain champion so that he can take the belt from her himself.

MARK BISHOP
Well that was one question we were able to answer, but another question we'll need answered is why did Syco Boy seemingly help out Levetation?

JASON MARTEL
Well attacking S.T. Strickler and Benson is nothing out of the ordinary for Syco Boy. But not putting a finger on Levetation? Something's fishy here.

MARK BISHOP
Then we saw Jack Clinton go head to head with James Jackson in their second one-on-one meeting here in SNW, and once again James Jackson prevailed the winner.

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, but there had to be shenanigans, didn't there?

MARK BISHOP
Well as it turned out, Jack Clinton and Chris Angel both outsmarted the "Modern Day Hero" when Codi Shane revealed that Clinton already cashed in the Balance of Power contract and will face Chris Angel for the Texas Championship at 4 Up. And this match was in fact legal as all James Jackson signed up for on the contract for this match tonight was that it would be for the briefcase. It never said it was for the Balance of Power contract itself.

JASON MARTEL
Excuses, excuses. Speaking of, I wonder if Followill will have any excuses for the Mavericks when the Spurs bounce them out of the playoffs and he rejoins me permanently a bit early.

MARK BISHOP
Well I don't know what to tell you there, but what I can tell you is that the next time we're here on the CW for The Main Event will be Friday night, June 25, from Bethesda Christian School in Fort Worth, Texas, where it all started for SNW two years ago. And remember, join us tomorrow for a special edition of Saturday Night Onslaught from the Ridglea Theater in Fort Worth at a special time of 5 PM CST, right here on the CW. For Jason Martel and I.P. Freely, I'm Mark Bishop saying stay hard, keep jammin', and we'll see ya.


A montage of highlights from tonight's show is played as "When The Show Is Over" by the Donnas plays in the background.

Sometimes you can't remember where you spent the night
Sometimes your best friends are smoking me on lights

(But I can't get it all)
Give me power, get me me up on the stage
(Have it all)
I see you howling and I'm ready to play
(Get it all)
Pretty baby, you know I'm crazy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I've got the feeling in my blood and in my bones
They've got each other tonight
But I'm still all alone when the show is over
When the show is over

Sometimes it falls apart but you can't let it go
Sometimes you've got the drugs and you just can't say no

(But I can't get it all)
Give me power, get me me up on the stage
(Have it all)
I see you howling and I'm ready to play
(Get it all)
Pretty baby, you know I'm crazy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(But I can't get it all)
Give me power, get me me up on the stage
(Have it all)
I see you howling and I'm ready to play
(Get it all)
Pretty baby, you know I'm crazy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I've got the feeling in my blood and in my bones
They've got each other tonight
But I'm still all alone when the show is over
When the show is over

They've got each other tonight

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