Post by ykmn on Jun 11, 2010 17:14:57 GMT -6
Scene opens with The Alley Ratz standing by. Both are wearing SNW T Shirts.
Twitch:Hi.
Eddy:Hi.
Twitch:Normally, what you would expect from us right now is one of our famous silly, goofy, cracking jokes and not taking things seriously promo for our upcoming match at Onslaught. But right now, we don't really feeling like joking around. We don't feel like being silly and all that right now, because right now we got to address some very very important to everyone, and that important piece of info is that....is that...
Twitch stops and looks like he's about to get angry but maintains his composure.
Twitch:It's getting really frustrating guys, trying to put a good face on what's been happening to us the last little while, we try to keep thinking positively but it's not working, it's just not frigging for us, no matter how many times we keep telling ourselves that things are going to change, and that we got to keep our heads up, the same shit keeps happening and....god.
Eddy:What he's trying to say, is that were trying to not lose faith in ourselves, but it's not going well for us right now, were in a dry spot and it just seems to be getting dryer everytime we step out there nowadays, there comes a time in every wrestlers career where has to evaluate some things, and right now we have quite a bit to evaluate and re-avluate some things, we've been spending a few weeks now talking and going over some things about what needs to be done with our respective careers right now. We have quite a bit on our plate both wrestling wise and real life wise, we have our business Comic Cage that's still running, we have our significant others back home in Hamilton, we got some other stuff going on top of wrestling, and right now things are kinda looking bit on the low side for us wrestling wise, so maybe we've been talking, and only talking we haven't decided a single thing yet could we take a hiatus, could we maybe and this a severe option hang up the boots and look back at what we accomplished and feel good about it. That one probably won't happen, but its something we've talked about, just in passing, like we said we've had a bit we've talked about lately and there were some drastic options, but we need time to think.
Twitch:And to act aswell, as much as were working our brain muscles, we still to have to go out there and prove our worth and get the job done finally and not dwell here in the basement of the SNW tag team division, it sucks being at the bottom and were not going to being staying here anymore, as much as there is on our plate we still plan to go out there at Onslaught and take care of business that refers to The Enforcers Of Pain, Danny Palis and The Black Hand, what the hell sounds like a group of Super Villians. I guess in a way that would make Eddy and me the Wonder Twins. Minus the blue Monkey.
Eddy:The Blue Monkey is the shit.
Twitch:Hey wait, I thought we said we weren't going to joke,
Eddy:You made the joke.
Twitch:Whatever, lets act serious, okay guys, Black Hand, Enforcers, Palis, you guys are all very tough guys and two dangerous tag team combined into one, but look at who our tag team partners are, the Destruction Crew, three of the toughest, meanest, drunkest mother fuckers in all of wrestling and they might like us or not like us, but it doesn't matter because they love to kick ass as much as we do. And guys were coming to kick alot of ass at Onslaught, Black Hand you are just some weirdo black gothy types and apparently one of you is homeless, so what is this a bum fights type deal, is he fighting for food. Strickler and Benson you two can continue your master and slave relationship but you don't intimidate these two guys you see infront of you right now, and Danny, well good for you for being here.
Eddy:Destruction Crew, you guys might be drunk off your ass when this match happens, and we might be high as shit, but together the three of us can tear shit up and put all five of our opponents on traction. Were tired of failing, now its time we succeed in pulling our hands back and slapping the taste out of all of you guys.
Twitch:We still got some thinking to do about our careers but our goals are to win at Onslaught and it will be done one way or another, see you guys later.
Scene ends as the Ratz leave.
Twitch:Hi.
Eddy:Hi.
Twitch:Normally, what you would expect from us right now is one of our famous silly, goofy, cracking jokes and not taking things seriously promo for our upcoming match at Onslaught. But right now, we don't really feeling like joking around. We don't feel like being silly and all that right now, because right now we got to address some very very important to everyone, and that important piece of info is that....is that...
Twitch stops and looks like he's about to get angry but maintains his composure.
Twitch:It's getting really frustrating guys, trying to put a good face on what's been happening to us the last little while, we try to keep thinking positively but it's not working, it's just not frigging for us, no matter how many times we keep telling ourselves that things are going to change, and that we got to keep our heads up, the same shit keeps happening and....god.
Eddy:What he's trying to say, is that were trying to not lose faith in ourselves, but it's not going well for us right now, were in a dry spot and it just seems to be getting dryer everytime we step out there nowadays, there comes a time in every wrestlers career where has to evaluate some things, and right now we have quite a bit to evaluate and re-avluate some things, we've been spending a few weeks now talking and going over some things about what needs to be done with our respective careers right now. We have quite a bit on our plate both wrestling wise and real life wise, we have our business Comic Cage that's still running, we have our significant others back home in Hamilton, we got some other stuff going on top of wrestling, and right now things are kinda looking bit on the low side for us wrestling wise, so maybe we've been talking, and only talking we haven't decided a single thing yet could we take a hiatus, could we maybe and this a severe option hang up the boots and look back at what we accomplished and feel good about it. That one probably won't happen, but its something we've talked about, just in passing, like we said we've had a bit we've talked about lately and there were some drastic options, but we need time to think.
Twitch:And to act aswell, as much as were working our brain muscles, we still to have to go out there and prove our worth and get the job done finally and not dwell here in the basement of the SNW tag team division, it sucks being at the bottom and were not going to being staying here anymore, as much as there is on our plate we still plan to go out there at Onslaught and take care of business that refers to The Enforcers Of Pain, Danny Palis and The Black Hand, what the hell sounds like a group of Super Villians. I guess in a way that would make Eddy and me the Wonder Twins. Minus the blue Monkey.
Eddy:The Blue Monkey is the shit.
Twitch:Hey wait, I thought we said we weren't going to joke,
Eddy:You made the joke.
Twitch:Whatever, lets act serious, okay guys, Black Hand, Enforcers, Palis, you guys are all very tough guys and two dangerous tag team combined into one, but look at who our tag team partners are, the Destruction Crew, three of the toughest, meanest, drunkest mother fuckers in all of wrestling and they might like us or not like us, but it doesn't matter because they love to kick ass as much as we do. And guys were coming to kick alot of ass at Onslaught, Black Hand you are just some weirdo black gothy types and apparently one of you is homeless, so what is this a bum fights type deal, is he fighting for food. Strickler and Benson you two can continue your master and slave relationship but you don't intimidate these two guys you see infront of you right now, and Danny, well good for you for being here.
Eddy:Destruction Crew, you guys might be drunk off your ass when this match happens, and we might be high as shit, but together the three of us can tear shit up and put all five of our opponents on traction. Were tired of failing, now its time we succeed in pulling our hands back and slapping the taste out of all of you guys.
Twitch:We still got some thinking to do about our careers but our goals are to win at Onslaught and it will be done one way or another, see you guys later.
Scene ends as the Ratz leave.
