Post by ykmn on May 20, 2010 0:57:24 GMT -6
Scene opens with Twitch and Eddy, The Alley Ratz standing by. Both are wearing their ring gear. Eddy wears a Black Baseball Cap with a White Hatchetman Symbol on the front.
Twitch:What we can we say going into this match? We had our attempts to get a little advantage of Death Sentence in the form of singles matches, and we both, BOTH lost, we suffered not one but TWO setbacks, now there's this talk I guess that it's just going to continue onto 4 Up when we are going to get swept and beaten by Death Sentence and our tag title aspirations are again going to be dashed just as fast as they came to us. That's the name of the game apparently for us, we get a title shot, we make a bunch of of promises to get those tag titles back but when it comes time to do so, we just shit the bed and walk out with nothing like we always do, and that sucks, and no matter how much it sucks it just seems to be the name of the game for us.
Eddy:Unfortunatley yes.
Twitch:How long are we going to let this go on for, how many failures do we have to take before we wake up and realize that this Juggalo team just can't cut it in the dangerous territory that is the SNW Tag Team division, have we outstayed our welcome, is there a place for us here, should we just give it on up and go back to Canada and not come back anymore.
Eddy:We'd be lying if we didn't say the thought hasn't crossed out mines.
Twitch:It's no disrespect to our great fans in Texas, we love you guys and we love wrestling infront of you, but we've let you down a few times, you've put your love and your support behind us and what does it get you, nothing but us coming up short time and time again, and when did actually manage to get a hold of the tag team titles we barely held onto them before the quote un quote better team took them back from us. We understand were not the most physically imposing team and were not super duper techincal in ring masters, but we do what we do best with what was given to us, and we try to use those skills to make people happy and continue our run in the world of wrestling, but it gets hard some times to do so when we get those people behind us and just give them nothing but dropping the ball in the big match situations. SNW has a stacked tag team division and they look at us and laugh sometimes because they know that as much as the Juggalos like to talk they won't be the team to beat around here, just won't happen.
Eddy:That's something we've had to hear for awhile.
Twitch:Yeah to long my friend, to long, we came to SNW because they saw us and they said hey, what the hell we'll give those two a shot, see what they can do, and we've been greatful for that, we truly have been, the doors that have been open for us, the support, the pats on the back and the words of "Great match guys", "Good to have you here guys" all of it, they made it so that we could be put infront of a great crowd of people like the SNW fanbase and gain that support and that adulation, they keep bring us back and haven't given up on us, no one suprisingly has given up on us, no matter how hard things seem to get, but that constant streak we seem to have of just fumbling is going to take its toll. Least that's what's crossed our minds.
Eddy:We don't mean to sound whiny and emo, but we just want to be one hundred percent honest with you guys, we love you all, but were not happy with ourselves, and we haven't been for a few weeks now because as much as we would like to think highly and positive of ourselves, those two defeats along with what else we've suffered in our bids to get the tag titles back hang over our heads like constant reminders of how we have to get our heads straight, we got to make sure that we focus on what needs to be focused on and block out whatever needs to be blocked out. We can't just always expect to try and win the big one and don't and still have that support and love were used to getting. Especially when our opponents are two dangerous men who can just dominate like nothing. Sucess is their game, since both of them have been in SNW they just have taken control of whatever it is they set their eyes on. And they set their eyes on the tag team titles and they got them lock stock and barrel, now they have their eyes set on beating the shit out of us at 4 Up.
Twitch:And they've managed to beat the shit out of us the last few weeks, infact any time we've ever faced off against them, they've beaten the shit out of us, it's almost become a common thing for us to expect now, Death Sentence kicking our ass. Why do they kick our ass so much, we don't know, but we know we are so damn tired of it going on, there comes a time in every perons life when the beating they get from the same bullies over and over just starts to ware off and they start to get the thought into their heads the bunch up their fists and punch those bullies right in the mouth and to everyones shock knock those bullies right onto their asses.
Eddy:Death Sentence, you guys have pushed and pushed for to long, now it's time for us to finally get our chance to push you guys back a bit. We've beaten and bruised by you guys, but we keep coming back for more each time, maybe because were stupid, maybe cause were gluttons for pain, or maybe because we know sooner or later your going to make that one mistake and it's going to cost you, no one stays on top forever, and sooner or later someone comes around and reminds you guys of your mortality, my partner and I could be set guys come 4 Up this weekend, we've realized what needs to be done to do so, we can't be all about the fun and games and having some laughs at expenses, we have to get down right serious. We have to be a different type of Alley Ratz then we have ever been to go against these two. And guys, we have been buddys, we have had some good times, but we can't go into this thinking about that, we have the drive, were not going to half ass this we have that drive, we have that fire that you said we've been lacking. Yes we've been quiet, but that's because we wanted to make sure that had other things under control first before we started talking and hyping the match up, we trained, we got ourselves in a good mental position, and we believe we have the perfect plan that can maybe suprise our tag team champions and bring those belts back home.
Twitch:We can't give to much away with that, but guys we feel that we are in the best condition of our career, were young, were hungry and were ready to make 4 Up are night to shine finally after all this long awaited time, you talked about our impending nightmares waiting for us when that opening bell rings, well our nightmares are going to be replaced by our realized dreams of raising those Texas Tag Titles above our heads and hearing our names called as the brand new champions. Last years 4 Up was when we reached our highest pinnacle here in SNW and two for two is what's going to happen, but this time there will be no short runs, were going to get to the stop and stary there and be that team that has to be chased. This is the realest shit we've ever said, 4 Up Death Sentence the Ratz are going to be the ones who walk out victorious.
Eddy:Were doing this for ourselves and for you the fans, we won't be leaving you with a failure again, we will be the champs and we will make you all proud. Reaper and Cyanide, you want a fight, we'll bring a war.
Twitch:Call it a kamikaze mission, call it us walking into the dog pound with no protective gear, we call it the greatest moment of our lives when stand up for ourselves and prove that this team can bring it together and over come all odds. Were coming in guns blazing boys, do your best to avoid the ammo.
Scene ends.
Twitch:What we can we say going into this match? We had our attempts to get a little advantage of Death Sentence in the form of singles matches, and we both, BOTH lost, we suffered not one but TWO setbacks, now there's this talk I guess that it's just going to continue onto 4 Up when we are going to get swept and beaten by Death Sentence and our tag title aspirations are again going to be dashed just as fast as they came to us. That's the name of the game apparently for us, we get a title shot, we make a bunch of of promises to get those tag titles back but when it comes time to do so, we just shit the bed and walk out with nothing like we always do, and that sucks, and no matter how much it sucks it just seems to be the name of the game for us.
Eddy:Unfortunatley yes.
Twitch:How long are we going to let this go on for, how many failures do we have to take before we wake up and realize that this Juggalo team just can't cut it in the dangerous territory that is the SNW Tag Team division, have we outstayed our welcome, is there a place for us here, should we just give it on up and go back to Canada and not come back anymore.
Eddy:We'd be lying if we didn't say the thought hasn't crossed out mines.
Twitch:It's no disrespect to our great fans in Texas, we love you guys and we love wrestling infront of you, but we've let you down a few times, you've put your love and your support behind us and what does it get you, nothing but us coming up short time and time again, and when did actually manage to get a hold of the tag team titles we barely held onto them before the quote un quote better team took them back from us. We understand were not the most physically imposing team and were not super duper techincal in ring masters, but we do what we do best with what was given to us, and we try to use those skills to make people happy and continue our run in the world of wrestling, but it gets hard some times to do so when we get those people behind us and just give them nothing but dropping the ball in the big match situations. SNW has a stacked tag team division and they look at us and laugh sometimes because they know that as much as the Juggalos like to talk they won't be the team to beat around here, just won't happen.
Eddy:That's something we've had to hear for awhile.
Twitch:Yeah to long my friend, to long, we came to SNW because they saw us and they said hey, what the hell we'll give those two a shot, see what they can do, and we've been greatful for that, we truly have been, the doors that have been open for us, the support, the pats on the back and the words of "Great match guys", "Good to have you here guys" all of it, they made it so that we could be put infront of a great crowd of people like the SNW fanbase and gain that support and that adulation, they keep bring us back and haven't given up on us, no one suprisingly has given up on us, no matter how hard things seem to get, but that constant streak we seem to have of just fumbling is going to take its toll. Least that's what's crossed our minds.
Eddy:We don't mean to sound whiny and emo, but we just want to be one hundred percent honest with you guys, we love you all, but were not happy with ourselves, and we haven't been for a few weeks now because as much as we would like to think highly and positive of ourselves, those two defeats along with what else we've suffered in our bids to get the tag titles back hang over our heads like constant reminders of how we have to get our heads straight, we got to make sure that we focus on what needs to be focused on and block out whatever needs to be blocked out. We can't just always expect to try and win the big one and don't and still have that support and love were used to getting. Especially when our opponents are two dangerous men who can just dominate like nothing. Sucess is their game, since both of them have been in SNW they just have taken control of whatever it is they set their eyes on. And they set their eyes on the tag team titles and they got them lock stock and barrel, now they have their eyes set on beating the shit out of us at 4 Up.
Twitch:And they've managed to beat the shit out of us the last few weeks, infact any time we've ever faced off against them, they've beaten the shit out of us, it's almost become a common thing for us to expect now, Death Sentence kicking our ass. Why do they kick our ass so much, we don't know, but we know we are so damn tired of it going on, there comes a time in every perons life when the beating they get from the same bullies over and over just starts to ware off and they start to get the thought into their heads the bunch up their fists and punch those bullies right in the mouth and to everyones shock knock those bullies right onto their asses.
Eddy:Death Sentence, you guys have pushed and pushed for to long, now it's time for us to finally get our chance to push you guys back a bit. We've beaten and bruised by you guys, but we keep coming back for more each time, maybe because were stupid, maybe cause were gluttons for pain, or maybe because we know sooner or later your going to make that one mistake and it's going to cost you, no one stays on top forever, and sooner or later someone comes around and reminds you guys of your mortality, my partner and I could be set guys come 4 Up this weekend, we've realized what needs to be done to do so, we can't be all about the fun and games and having some laughs at expenses, we have to get down right serious. We have to be a different type of Alley Ratz then we have ever been to go against these two. And guys, we have been buddys, we have had some good times, but we can't go into this thinking about that, we have the drive, were not going to half ass this we have that drive, we have that fire that you said we've been lacking. Yes we've been quiet, but that's because we wanted to make sure that had other things under control first before we started talking and hyping the match up, we trained, we got ourselves in a good mental position, and we believe we have the perfect plan that can maybe suprise our tag team champions and bring those belts back home.
Twitch:We can't give to much away with that, but guys we feel that we are in the best condition of our career, were young, were hungry and were ready to make 4 Up are night to shine finally after all this long awaited time, you talked about our impending nightmares waiting for us when that opening bell rings, well our nightmares are going to be replaced by our realized dreams of raising those Texas Tag Titles above our heads and hearing our names called as the brand new champions. Last years 4 Up was when we reached our highest pinnacle here in SNW and two for two is what's going to happen, but this time there will be no short runs, were going to get to the stop and stary there and be that team that has to be chased. This is the realest shit we've ever said, 4 Up Death Sentence the Ratz are going to be the ones who walk out victorious.
Eddy:Were doing this for ourselves and for you the fans, we won't be leaving you with a failure again, we will be the champs and we will make you all proud. Reaper and Cyanide, you want a fight, we'll bring a war.
Twitch:Call it a kamikaze mission, call it us walking into the dog pound with no protective gear, we call it the greatest moment of our lives when stand up for ourselves and prove that this team can bring it together and over come all odds. Were coming in guns blazing boys, do your best to avoid the ammo.
Scene ends.
