Post by Reaper on May 20, 2010 21:53:09 GMT -6
Death Sentence are sitting in their hotel room, when a knock comes to the door. Reaper answers and its apparently his publicist. She hands him a piece of paper and Reaper reads it over, he calls over Cyanide and they both look somewhat shocked at it...
Cyanide: They actually spoke up... finally? And this is what they had to say... THIS?! Thanks for bringing this to our attention. Well cousin, looks like they are ready to get their asses handed to them, but still haven't grasped the scope of the matter at hand. Once upon a time, this match up could have been about you guys and all that hard work you've put in here in SNW just to make it past what everybody thought of you at first. Now, though, since you couldn't put yourselves out there to begin with, this match is now all about how badly you guys are going to get beat on. But, lets just for a minute think of this as being about you guys and your big triumphant return to being relevant. Remember last year when you guys did the unthinkable and captured the SNW Texas Tag titles... how wonderful that must have been for you. I can just imagine the joy you felt last year at 4 Up. But then we fast forward just one month away from that... and what happened guys? You got your asses kicked and since then have done basically nothing to redeem yourself. You've just been taking up space until low and behold you lucked out this year and decided to come for our belts. We're the best thats come in a long time... what do you honestly think your chances are?
Reaper: Ya know, we used to respect you guys a lot for your work ethic, but now I just don't see why you're bothering to show up. Like Cyanide said, last year, you were the team to beat until you won the belts. You see, unlike you guys we had our belts stolen from us, but we vindicated ourselves. You didn't even have the insides to get your belts back when you lost them. So now you think that all of a sudden the magic is going to just come back out of nowhere and lightning will strike twice. I'm here to tell you that you can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up first, because the only way you're taking these belts is over our cold dead bodies. But seeing as how you two little pot heads aren't nearly that hardcore, I don't see that happening in any realm of imagination. The only thing you guys got right, was that we've whipped your ass.... and at 4 Up it won't be any different. We're the top of the line for a reason and thats because we bust our asses night in and night out. You guys have shown time and time again that you don't care... but you love your fans. Yes, all 5 of them. If you loved your fans as much as you say you do, you would have made a bigger impact to start with instead of hiding out until the opprotunity came up to retaliate against what we had to say about your lack of motivation.
Cyanide: And thats just it right there, these are the tag titles kids, you are a tag team... this is your ultimate goal. And you've let it slip through your fingers far too often... and this time will be no different. If you don't like what we're saying you can try to shut us up, but the fact of the matter is after we beat you, we're just going to say that we told you so, and you know, theres nothing you can do or say thats going to make it any different. So as far as you little love speech and hopeful wishes and dreams go for this match, consider them too late for anybody to give a damn about your attempts. We'll see you at 4 Up kids...
Reaper and Cyanide leave the room and decide to walk down the hall and off to some other place in town as we fade to black
Cyanide: They actually spoke up... finally? And this is what they had to say... THIS?! Thanks for bringing this to our attention. Well cousin, looks like they are ready to get their asses handed to them, but still haven't grasped the scope of the matter at hand. Once upon a time, this match up could have been about you guys and all that hard work you've put in here in SNW just to make it past what everybody thought of you at first. Now, though, since you couldn't put yourselves out there to begin with, this match is now all about how badly you guys are going to get beat on. But, lets just for a minute think of this as being about you guys and your big triumphant return to being relevant. Remember last year when you guys did the unthinkable and captured the SNW Texas Tag titles... how wonderful that must have been for you. I can just imagine the joy you felt last year at 4 Up. But then we fast forward just one month away from that... and what happened guys? You got your asses kicked and since then have done basically nothing to redeem yourself. You've just been taking up space until low and behold you lucked out this year and decided to come for our belts. We're the best thats come in a long time... what do you honestly think your chances are?
Reaper: Ya know, we used to respect you guys a lot for your work ethic, but now I just don't see why you're bothering to show up. Like Cyanide said, last year, you were the team to beat until you won the belts. You see, unlike you guys we had our belts stolen from us, but we vindicated ourselves. You didn't even have the insides to get your belts back when you lost them. So now you think that all of a sudden the magic is going to just come back out of nowhere and lightning will strike twice. I'm here to tell you that you can wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up first, because the only way you're taking these belts is over our cold dead bodies. But seeing as how you two little pot heads aren't nearly that hardcore, I don't see that happening in any realm of imagination. The only thing you guys got right, was that we've whipped your ass.... and at 4 Up it won't be any different. We're the top of the line for a reason and thats because we bust our asses night in and night out. You guys have shown time and time again that you don't care... but you love your fans. Yes, all 5 of them. If you loved your fans as much as you say you do, you would have made a bigger impact to start with instead of hiding out until the opprotunity came up to retaliate against what we had to say about your lack of motivation.
Cyanide: And thats just it right there, these are the tag titles kids, you are a tag team... this is your ultimate goal. And you've let it slip through your fingers far too often... and this time will be no different. If you don't like what we're saying you can try to shut us up, but the fact of the matter is after we beat you, we're just going to say that we told you so, and you know, theres nothing you can do or say thats going to make it any different. So as far as you little love speech and hopeful wishes and dreams go for this match, consider them too late for anybody to give a damn about your attempts. We'll see you at 4 Up kids...
Reaper and Cyanide leave the room and decide to walk down the hall and off to some other place in town as we fade to black
