Post by fawn on Aug 9, 2008 22:39:14 GMT -6
Andrew Smith is shown sitting by a ring being taken apart by some men who are talking in German. Andrew watches them while his belt lies nearby.
So here I am in the land best known for sauerkraut and Oktoberfest. In a few hours I have to head back to the United States and to a state where everything is supposedly bigger. But then again I’ve never seen a guy bigger than George Dunpork.
But never mind that. Sports Nutz Wrestling. A place where the mighty Matt Margera either did or didn’t fall for another women. A place where Soul Reaper pulled the ultimate road rage slash hit and run on Gordon Heath. You know I could go on but why bother.
The men walk by Andrew and say something to him. Andrew replies in German and they walk off.
There is so much I want to say and much more I want to do. But first I want to talk about Alex Daniels. I won’t lie. I’m impressed with you and you’re surely making a name for yourself in this company and your match at the pay-per-view was a prime example of this. But Alex, I’m making my way back to the company and looking to win the first match back. Don’t be fooled by the appearance like so many before you. It won’t be the one of the easiest matches of your life. Far from it because I plan on giving you a fight unlike any other and giving you a mark in the loss section. Not for a title. Not for shits and giggles. But because that’s the name of the game and the way I’d like to come back into the company I stepped away from a few months ago. So Daniels I hope to hell you’re ready to face me because I’m ready to face you.
Andres suddenly gets up and begins to walk back and forth.
Now there’s one more thing before I bid you all Tcuss. I’ve sat back and listened to some crazy nut called Emo Kid call me out. Week in and out there he was running his mouth, saying I wasn’t as hardcore as he was. Emo, let’s get something straight here. I don’t know what you were smoking or if your IQ dropped ten points daily because you were listening to old George Bush speeches from his governor days. I have never claimed myself to be a hardcore legend. In some aspects I may be hardcore but only because my following dubbed me that because one must give up a bit of one's self in his or her matches. And I was doing that by bleeding after being busted open by my opponent, not by my own hand. Or it was because I done something nobody else had thought up. Do you really want to continue to taunt me? To call me out?
Let's just pretend that life is like a game of cards. Emo you have your cards laid out, thinking you’re up the ace. But the fact is you aren’t because I hold it in my hand. Emo, always be careful what you wish for. Because just when you think the clouds have yet again passed you by, there’s one that comes in when you least expect it.
We’re going to have fun Emo. Down the line, we’re going to have some fun.
Andrew grabs his title and leather jacket. He walks off as the scene ends.
So here I am in the land best known for sauerkraut and Oktoberfest. In a few hours I have to head back to the United States and to a state where everything is supposedly bigger. But then again I’ve never seen a guy bigger than George Dunpork.
But never mind that. Sports Nutz Wrestling. A place where the mighty Matt Margera either did or didn’t fall for another women. A place where Soul Reaper pulled the ultimate road rage slash hit and run on Gordon Heath. You know I could go on but why bother.
The men walk by Andrew and say something to him. Andrew replies in German and they walk off.
There is so much I want to say and much more I want to do. But first I want to talk about Alex Daniels. I won’t lie. I’m impressed with you and you’re surely making a name for yourself in this company and your match at the pay-per-view was a prime example of this. But Alex, I’m making my way back to the company and looking to win the first match back. Don’t be fooled by the appearance like so many before you. It won’t be the one of the easiest matches of your life. Far from it because I plan on giving you a fight unlike any other and giving you a mark in the loss section. Not for a title. Not for shits and giggles. But because that’s the name of the game and the way I’d like to come back into the company I stepped away from a few months ago. So Daniels I hope to hell you’re ready to face me because I’m ready to face you.
Andres suddenly gets up and begins to walk back and forth.
Now there’s one more thing before I bid you all Tcuss. I’ve sat back and listened to some crazy nut called Emo Kid call me out. Week in and out there he was running his mouth, saying I wasn’t as hardcore as he was. Emo, let’s get something straight here. I don’t know what you were smoking or if your IQ dropped ten points daily because you were listening to old George Bush speeches from his governor days. I have never claimed myself to be a hardcore legend. In some aspects I may be hardcore but only because my following dubbed me that because one must give up a bit of one's self in his or her matches. And I was doing that by bleeding after being busted open by my opponent, not by my own hand. Or it was because I done something nobody else had thought up. Do you really want to continue to taunt me? To call me out?
Let's just pretend that life is like a game of cards. Emo you have your cards laid out, thinking you’re up the ace. But the fact is you aren’t because I hold it in my hand. Emo, always be careful what you wish for. Because just when you think the clouds have yet again passed you by, there’s one that comes in when you least expect it.
We’re going to have fun Emo. Down the line, we’re going to have some fun.
Andrew grabs his title and leather jacket. He walks off as the scene ends.