Post by Hollywood on Aug 22, 2008 19:29:49 GMT -6
Outta my way
Outta my day
Out of your mind and into mine
Into no one
Into not one
Into your step but out of time
Headstrong
What's wrong?
I've already heard this song before
you've arrived
But now it's time
To kiss your ass good-bye
Dragging me down
Why you around?
So useless
It ain't my fall
It ain't my call
It ain't my bitch
It ain't my bitch
Down on the sun
Down and no fun
Down and out where the hell ya been?
Damn it all down
Damn it unbound
Damn it all down to hell again
Stand tall
Can't fall
Never even bend at all before
you've arrived
But now it's time
To kiss your ass good-bye
Dragging me down
Why you around?
So useless
It ain't my fall
It ain't my call
It ain't my bitch
Outta my day
Out of your mind and into mine
Into no one
Into not one
Into your step but out of time
Headstrong
What's wrong?
I've already heard this song before
you've arrived
But now it's time
To kiss your ass good-bye
Dragging me down
Why you around?
So useless
It ain't my fall
It ain't my call
It ain't my bitch
It ain't my bitch
Down on the sun
Down and no fun
Down and out where the hell ya been?
Damn it all down
Damn it unbound
Damn it all down to hell again
Stand tall
Can't fall
Never even bend at all before
you've arrived
But now it's time
To kiss your ass good-bye
Dragging me down
Why you around?
So useless
It ain't my fall
It ain't my call
It ain't my bitch
Matt Margera and Codi Shane shocked the SNW fans when they embraced and made out in front of a sold out crowd at the Plano Centre in Plano, TX at a recent Onslaught. They had been accused of having an affair behind Wench's back in the weeks leading up to the previous Onslaught show. But who really cheated first? That's the question that Matt Margera and Codi Shane posed to the SNW fans as they got ready to address the fans via SNW.com. Matt and Codi had just placed their order at Mi Pueblo in North Richland Hills, TX. They elected to have an outdoor dining experience, as the weather was nice and cool in the night time, seated out in the patio area. On their table were chips, salsa, and iced tea for Matt, and Dr. Pepper for Codi. The SNW cameras walked up to them after being told to arrive. Matt and Codi looked up at the cameras, ready to address the SNW fans for the first time since last weekend's Onslaught.
MATT MARGERA
Codi, isn't it amazing that everyone is vilifying us for having an affair behind Wench's back, yet no one is calling into question for all that time she spent with Hellspawn? Oh well, she ain't my bitch anymore.
In a much sarcastic tone, Codi responded.
CODI SHANE
Oh come on, Matt! You never bothered to try to contact her when she was staying with Hellspawn!
Codi rolled her eyes as Matt chuckled.
MATT MARGERA
What a convenient excuse. Um, hello! I called her cell, only for the phone to go straight to voice mail, or to be told that the phone was out of service. And how about all those emails that went unanswered? If anyone was not contacting anyone, it was that selfish little midget not contacting me! So for everyone crying "Why Matt?! Why did you cheat on Wench with Codi?!" Well what was I supposed to do when I saw that Wench had said that she was falling back in love with Hellspawn? Well she sure as hell wasn't in love with me now, was she? That's where Codi came in. Codi, a REAL friend that never turned her back on me, even if I can't stand the man she works for, Gordon Heath. She was there to talk to when I didn't know who else to turn to while Wench was away. And no, nothing happened at first. In fact, nothing happened until it was confirmed that Wench had fallen back in love with Hellspawn. So it was time for me to turn the page. Now Hellspawn decides to stick Codi and me in a non-title tag team match against Wench and Goryokaku.
CODI SHANE
Bless you.
MATT MARGERA
That wasn't a sneeze. I was saying his name, Goryokaku.
CODI SHANE
Again, bless you.
Matt just shook his head and smiled, and shrugged it off as he knew Codi was being a smart ass.
MATT MARGERA
Anyway, as for the tag team match. Yes, Gory, we're no strangers to each other. And no, I never beat you when we met, but we only met once or twice. And as for your Gory Kick being superior to my Benihana. Why don't you ask Hellspawn which superkick is more devastating.
Matt smirked, confident that his Benihana was superior to the Gory Kick.
CODI SHANE
And Wench, you can make all the empty threats that you want. You complain about everyone being ignorant of your past, but yet you never seemed to research mine. If you did, you'd know that fighting me wouldn't be a walk in the park. Just ask a female wrestler in another promotion up north. She knew she couldn't beat me, so she just locked me in her finisher on the outside of the ring and took the double count out. The point is, don't be sending out those Matt Margera and Codi Shane Retirement Party invitations just yet.
MATT MARGERA
Hellspawn, I'm still amazed that you insist on deceiving the SNW fans into thinking that it was me that called you to come in and get Wench away from me. We've all heard the unedited version of the tape, that clearly has audio of you talking with Gordie about talking as if he was me, then talking about editing the sound of the voice to make it sound like me. Why pull the wool over everyone's eyes now? And Hellspawn, since you took something from me, I'll be taking something from you.
The waiter walked out onto the patio, serving Matt and Codi their food. Matt went with the three tacos and rice, while Codi opted for cheese and onion enchiladas with beans and rice. They thanked their waiter before he walked off.
MATT MARGERA
Well, dinner is served. See you all in hell when we arrive at RL Turner High School, that is if we don't see you sooner.
