Post by emokid on Jul 2, 2008 4:42:42 GMT -6
(Emo Kid Stands in an alley, as if to talk privately with a friend)
EMO KID: Hey, I have a question for you fans. Have you noticed Hellspawn acting funny? Have you noticed that he's had a skip in his step ever since winning the rights to Wench? I thought when he slapped me, for sure, for sure, he was ready. How wrong I was. HELLSPAWN, HOW IN THE HOLY FUCK DO I PUT THIS IN YOUR HEAD? WENCH LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER MAN, WITHOUT ANY HEED OR GODDAMN WARNING!!! Does that resonate with you at all? We won wench. We should be able to treat her like Harriet Tubman. Instead, you treat her with love and respect, like you would a mother.
(A smirk comes across Emo Kid's face)
And, now we turn to the Heidi Fleiss of SNW. Do you really want to know why I said the things I said, Wench? It's because it's the truth. You left this man for.....of all things.......Matt Margera. Let's face it, he's not the most flattering person to look at. Sometimes he's rather unpleasant. But, that's not the point. The point is that you left him. You two were married, and you decided that it wasn't right. Well, guess what he did. He found a new family in chaos, where whores shouldn't be tolerated. We don't have whores, we have Hannah, but we don't have whores. I'd spend more time on you, but frankly I don't have the $300 Dollars to spend.
And now, I turn to my "best friend." Soul Reaper. Hi buddy. Guess what, I'm still walking. and that fluke that you got over me isn't going to happen again. Chaos is going flourish in this one. At GNO, you should have raised my shoulder. That did n't prove a damn thing to me. You aren't a badass. You're a softie. If you were truly, a bad ass, you would have let the match go on alot longer than you did. You should have killed me because, I am going to torment you for a long time.
And now I turn to this Battle Royal. I don't really want to be in it. What If I win? I have to face my mentor. How is that going to look on my part. This week is just not a good here in Chaos.
(Scene fades, as Emo Looks confused)
EMO KID: Hey, I have a question for you fans. Have you noticed Hellspawn acting funny? Have you noticed that he's had a skip in his step ever since winning the rights to Wench? I thought when he slapped me, for sure, for sure, he was ready. How wrong I was. HELLSPAWN, HOW IN THE HOLY FUCK DO I PUT THIS IN YOUR HEAD? WENCH LEFT YOU FOR ANOTHER MAN, WITHOUT ANY HEED OR GODDAMN WARNING!!! Does that resonate with you at all? We won wench. We should be able to treat her like Harriet Tubman. Instead, you treat her with love and respect, like you would a mother.
(A smirk comes across Emo Kid's face)
And, now we turn to the Heidi Fleiss of SNW. Do you really want to know why I said the things I said, Wench? It's because it's the truth. You left this man for.....of all things.......Matt Margera. Let's face it, he's not the most flattering person to look at. Sometimes he's rather unpleasant. But, that's not the point. The point is that you left him. You two were married, and you decided that it wasn't right. Well, guess what he did. He found a new family in chaos, where whores shouldn't be tolerated. We don't have whores, we have Hannah, but we don't have whores. I'd spend more time on you, but frankly I don't have the $300 Dollars to spend.
And now, I turn to my "best friend." Soul Reaper. Hi buddy. Guess what, I'm still walking. and that fluke that you got over me isn't going to happen again. Chaos is going flourish in this one. At GNO, you should have raised my shoulder. That did n't prove a damn thing to me. You aren't a badass. You're a softie. If you were truly, a bad ass, you would have let the match go on alot longer than you did. You should have killed me because, I am going to torment you for a long time.
And now I turn to this Battle Royal. I don't really want to be in it. What If I win? I have to face my mentor. How is that going to look on my part. This week is just not a good here in Chaos.
(Scene fades, as Emo Looks confused)
