Post by Jillie on Jul 22, 2010 18:54:12 GMT -6
Scene opens at the Reconsider Lounge, where we see Brenda Price. She has a digital video camera pointed at herself and she seems to be looking around to see if anyone has noticed her. When she speaks, it’s in a whisper.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m here at the Reconsider Lounge where, just a few feet away, Y Kores is having a pow-wow. Now, they have indicated that they will not speak to me about their upcoming matches unless they themselves call the interview, like they did earlier this week, but I have found a way to keep you fans up to date and in the know.
Hang on…it sounds like they’re going to start talking business!
Price swivels her camera around and fiddles with the zoom for a second, before focusing in on “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu, “The Assassin” Rory Kotch, “The Other Girl” Petrina Rotchester, and their manager, Xander Nova. They have left their chairs and are crowded around Kotch, who is holding a smart phone. They are, presumably, watching a video.
Well, I think that falls into the “That Just Doesn’t Cut It” Category. What do you ladies think?
Sounds about right to me, love.
I fail to see how they vere in a slump. Regardless, they are not sorry about vhat they did.
They will be.
An’ what’s this business ‘bout the fans not bein’ important?
There is nothink BUT the fans. Othervise vhy are ve even here?
Exactly. Without them, we’re just a bunch of retards in spandex. The fans are everything.
Well, The Ratz’ve clearly smoked some bad dope and lost their damn minds. But that’s pretty much what we expected, ain’t it?
Pretty much. Still, it doesn’t make me any less angry.
Save it for Saturday. Ve vill have our chance then to show them they picked the wronk damned team to prove a point vith.
Yous better be careful about that.
You don’t think ve can take The Ratz!?
Oh, I know yous can take ‘em. It’s just that ye’ve lost sight of the point o’the match here. It ain’ about beatin’ up The Ratz, ‘r any of the rest of the teams for that matter. It’s about scalin’ the cables and strappin’ the gold around yer waist. Yeah, it’s temptin’ to just beat Eddy and Twitch’s ‘eads int’ the ground in an’ be done with it, but yous have a chance at the Texas Tag Team Championship ‘ere, and ye shouldn’t let it pass ye by.
Yeah, you’re right. Besides, what better way to show SNW’s fans who the better team is than to come out there composed and cool despite the fact that we’re angrier than Hell, and snatch those titles right out from under everyone’s noses?
You know, the Ratz say they have been in a slump as of late – not gettink any attention or chances to excel – vell, so have ve. But the Ratz didn’t just give themselves a chance to get noticed, they gave us that chance as vell. I bet that’s somethink they didn’t think about. Petrina’s right – ve shouldn’t let this opportunity slip avay.
How amazing would that be to raise the titles above our heads after so long without gold? How great will it be to hear the fans roar for us again?
And vhat about the challenge of simply beink Champions? The target on our backs, the challenges and contenders? The spotlight? I am certainly ready for all that again.
That’s more like it. I can’t wait to run down that ramp and hold up the ‘ands of the new Texas Tag Team Champions, Y Kores, after the match. And ye’ll be the first all-female team to be champs, at that. Remember how that felt, Rory, when you and I did it in NAWA?
I certainly do.
What about you, Pete? It seems like Old Thumbtack is all riled up for you.
I saw that. I’m glad about it, too. When I reminded ‘im that I’m not yer regular chick I didn’t mean to make it sound like ‘e was a rookie straight outta wrestlin’ school – I know he’s been around. I doubt ‘e’s faced too many chick like me, though. But it sounds like ‘e’s been preparin’ ‘imself, an’ ‘e’s ready for me. I’m pretty excited for this match. Who knows? If I put on a good show, maybe I’ll be in the ‘unt for a title meself soon.
A waitress comes by with a giant plate of nachos and a fresh beer for Rotchester.
Ah, finally. I’m starving. Thanks!
I think that is enough business for the evenink…
Kotch looks directly at Price’s camera, and we hear Price take in a breath of panic…
…vhat do you think, Brenda?
The camera shakes and goes out of focus. We hear Y Kores laughing and Price cursing as the camera turns off to end the scene.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m here at the Reconsider Lounge where, just a few feet away, Y Kores is having a pow-wow. Now, they have indicated that they will not speak to me about their upcoming matches unless they themselves call the interview, like they did earlier this week, but I have found a way to keep you fans up to date and in the know.
Hang on…it sounds like they’re going to start talking business!
Price swivels her camera around and fiddles with the zoom for a second, before focusing in on “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu, “The Assassin” Rory Kotch, “The Other Girl” Petrina Rotchester, and their manager, Xander Nova. They have left their chairs and are crowded around Kotch, who is holding a smart phone. They are, presumably, watching a video.
Well, I think that falls into the “That Just Doesn’t Cut It” Category. What do you ladies think?
Sounds about right to me, love.
I fail to see how they vere in a slump. Regardless, they are not sorry about vhat they did.
They will be.
An’ what’s this business ‘bout the fans not bein’ important?
There is nothink BUT the fans. Othervise vhy are ve even here?
Exactly. Without them, we’re just a bunch of retards in spandex. The fans are everything.
Well, The Ratz’ve clearly smoked some bad dope and lost their damn minds. But that’s pretty much what we expected, ain’t it?
Pretty much. Still, it doesn’t make me any less angry.
Save it for Saturday. Ve vill have our chance then to show them they picked the wronk damned team to prove a point vith.
Yous better be careful about that.
You don’t think ve can take The Ratz!?
Oh, I know yous can take ‘em. It’s just that ye’ve lost sight of the point o’the match here. It ain’ about beatin’ up The Ratz, ‘r any of the rest of the teams for that matter. It’s about scalin’ the cables and strappin’ the gold around yer waist. Yeah, it’s temptin’ to just beat Eddy and Twitch’s ‘eads int’ the ground in an’ be done with it, but yous have a chance at the Texas Tag Team Championship ‘ere, and ye shouldn’t let it pass ye by.
Yeah, you’re right. Besides, what better way to show SNW’s fans who the better team is than to come out there composed and cool despite the fact that we’re angrier than Hell, and snatch those titles right out from under everyone’s noses?
You know, the Ratz say they have been in a slump as of late – not gettink any attention or chances to excel – vell, so have ve. But the Ratz didn’t just give themselves a chance to get noticed, they gave us that chance as vell. I bet that’s somethink they didn’t think about. Petrina’s right – ve shouldn’t let this opportunity slip avay.
How amazing would that be to raise the titles above our heads after so long without gold? How great will it be to hear the fans roar for us again?
And vhat about the challenge of simply beink Champions? The target on our backs, the challenges and contenders? The spotlight? I am certainly ready for all that again.
That’s more like it. I can’t wait to run down that ramp and hold up the ‘ands of the new Texas Tag Team Champions, Y Kores, after the match. And ye’ll be the first all-female team to be champs, at that. Remember how that felt, Rory, when you and I did it in NAWA?
I certainly do.
What about you, Pete? It seems like Old Thumbtack is all riled up for you.
I saw that. I’m glad about it, too. When I reminded ‘im that I’m not yer regular chick I didn’t mean to make it sound like ‘e was a rookie straight outta wrestlin’ school – I know he’s been around. I doubt ‘e’s faced too many chick like me, though. But it sounds like ‘e’s been preparin’ ‘imself, an’ ‘e’s ready for me. I’m pretty excited for this match. Who knows? If I put on a good show, maybe I’ll be in the ‘unt for a title meself soon.
A waitress comes by with a giant plate of nachos and a fresh beer for Rotchester.
Ah, finally. I’m starving. Thanks!
I think that is enough business for the evenink…
Kotch looks directly at Price’s camera, and we hear Price take in a breath of panic…
…vhat do you think, Brenda?
The camera shakes and goes out of focus. We hear Y Kores laughing and Price cursing as the camera turns off to end the scene.
