Post by Bubba JD on Jul 20, 2010 22:01:50 GMT -6
Scene opens up to a video tribute to the War Games Match. A narrator speaks.
Narrator
War Games: The Match Beyond. One of the most grueling matches in wrestling history. The ultimate cage match, The War Games has been the standard bearer for cage matches for decades. Matches, such as the Hell in a Cell & the Elimination Chamber are both modeled after the War Games concept. Many legendary competitors have competed in the War Games. Many have been severaly injured. Many more have had their careers shortened by the War Games.
Fast forward to the year 2010. The promotion? Sports Nutz Wrestling. Location: The Moody Coliseum in Dallas, TX! The War Games is about to become far more dangerous, far.......more.......DESTRUCTIVE!
Scene slowly transitions to an old, abandoned farm field, in the middle of nowhere. Huge steel drums are randomly scattered throughout the field, flames coming from them. Some old, dilapidated farm equipment is rusting away, nearby.
The Destruction Crew, along with The Gambler, walks into the lit part of the field.
The Gambler
Welcome to our little menagerie that we call The Destruction Crew. Truly one of the most unique and dangerous group of men you'll ever encounter. Three years in a row, now, people have stepped into the War Games with the Destruction Crew. For the third year in a row, there will be carnage galore. Destruction, chaos, mayhem are all guaranteed. This is a match where everybody walks out with a shortened career. If you're a truly lucky individual, you might actually be capable of leaving War Games under your own power.
Knowing these four men as I do, getting out of War Games under your own power will be a complete crap shoot.
Super Vader
That's right. Just one of us is dangerous. Just one of us can run roughshot all over SNW, taking whatever we want. Put the four of us together and we become unstoppable. When motivated, nobody can stop us. Not Wench. Not Matt Margera. Sure as hell not Tyler Guevara. That greedy little bitch named James Jackson has no chance in hell to stop us. If you think about it, Jackson's only motivation for taking this match is so he can have a Texas Title shot, in the future. That's it. This is nothing more then a title shot for him, in the future. Anyone really think that he's going to do anything stupid?
If I know Jackson like I think I do, Jackson will take the low road & try to bail out of the match, as soon as possible. He'll leave Guevara, Margera & Wench high & dry, to take the brunt of the abuse.
Killer Kong
The band of retards don't even have a fifth partner announced, as of yet. Most people would see this as an intimidation factor, wanting to scare the crap out of their enemy. We don't quite see it that way. Deep down, we believe that there is no mystery man.....yet. Margera's probably still trying to find someone desperate enough to fight us in the War Games. Can't blame anyone for hesitating, either. Nobody in their right mind wants to face us in a standard match, let alone a match this dangerous. Nobody wants to see their careers shortened. Nobody wants us to break their bones, break their backs. Nobody wants to be humbled by us. Nobody wants the Iron Sheik treatment, especially not by us.
Mauler
Personally, it doesn't matter to any of us how many people are facing us. There could be four opponents. There could be eight opponents. There could be eighty-eight opponents. Doesn't matter. The one thing we care about is crippling every single person in front of us. Perfect World, with all the misery that you've provided us, it's not going to take us long to gain our retribution on you. When we do, you'll be so battered & bruised that we'll have to rename you. Maybe name you the Perfectly Destroyed World. Better yet, we might have to rename you Alderaan. I shouldn't have to be any more specific, now should I?
Mike Hanson
In case Mauler didn't get his point across, I'll spell it out even more. Princess Leah, you stupid little bitch, we're going to destroy everything that mattered most to you & your precious band of rebels. All your going to have left is Wench, your boyfriend, as well as Tyler Guevara, your other non-related boyfriend. If Jackson sticks around long enough, we can slap an old bear skin on him & make him growl like a dog.
This time around, the dark side will show itself to be the true geniuses that we are.
Gambler
If we're feeling especially generous, we'll spread the wealth around a little bit. Maybe we'll let Goryokaku have a piece of your rotting corpses. If we do, it'll be after we've grown bored of kicking your asses.
You don't need to be a bookie to know that The Destruction Crew is walking out of Summer Bash, decimating everyone in the War Games. If you feel Lady Luck will still come to visit you, go ahead & ante up. Give the dice a throw. Go for that Ace in a Hole. Do whatever you want. The only thing that matters is whether or not you're willing to bankroll such a risky gamble. The payoffs, if successful, will be huge. The losses will be staggering.
You willing to risk it all on such a gamble?
The Gambler & The Destruction crew walk slowly out of the scene, as it comes to an end.
Narrator
War Games: The Match Beyond. One of the most grueling matches in wrestling history. The ultimate cage match, The War Games has been the standard bearer for cage matches for decades. Matches, such as the Hell in a Cell & the Elimination Chamber are both modeled after the War Games concept. Many legendary competitors have competed in the War Games. Many have been severaly injured. Many more have had their careers shortened by the War Games.
Fast forward to the year 2010. The promotion? Sports Nutz Wrestling. Location: The Moody Coliseum in Dallas, TX! The War Games is about to become far more dangerous, far.......more.......DESTRUCTIVE!
Scene slowly transitions to an old, abandoned farm field, in the middle of nowhere. Huge steel drums are randomly scattered throughout the field, flames coming from them. Some old, dilapidated farm equipment is rusting away, nearby.
The Destruction Crew, along with The Gambler, walks into the lit part of the field.
The Gambler
Welcome to our little menagerie that we call The Destruction Crew. Truly one of the most unique and dangerous group of men you'll ever encounter. Three years in a row, now, people have stepped into the War Games with the Destruction Crew. For the third year in a row, there will be carnage galore. Destruction, chaos, mayhem are all guaranteed. This is a match where everybody walks out with a shortened career. If you're a truly lucky individual, you might actually be capable of leaving War Games under your own power.
Knowing these four men as I do, getting out of War Games under your own power will be a complete crap shoot.
Super Vader
That's right. Just one of us is dangerous. Just one of us can run roughshot all over SNW, taking whatever we want. Put the four of us together and we become unstoppable. When motivated, nobody can stop us. Not Wench. Not Matt Margera. Sure as hell not Tyler Guevara. That greedy little bitch named James Jackson has no chance in hell to stop us. If you think about it, Jackson's only motivation for taking this match is so he can have a Texas Title shot, in the future. That's it. This is nothing more then a title shot for him, in the future. Anyone really think that he's going to do anything stupid?
If I know Jackson like I think I do, Jackson will take the low road & try to bail out of the match, as soon as possible. He'll leave Guevara, Margera & Wench high & dry, to take the brunt of the abuse.
Killer Kong
The band of retards don't even have a fifth partner announced, as of yet. Most people would see this as an intimidation factor, wanting to scare the crap out of their enemy. We don't quite see it that way. Deep down, we believe that there is no mystery man.....yet. Margera's probably still trying to find someone desperate enough to fight us in the War Games. Can't blame anyone for hesitating, either. Nobody in their right mind wants to face us in a standard match, let alone a match this dangerous. Nobody wants to see their careers shortened. Nobody wants us to break their bones, break their backs. Nobody wants to be humbled by us. Nobody wants the Iron Sheik treatment, especially not by us.
Mauler
Personally, it doesn't matter to any of us how many people are facing us. There could be four opponents. There could be eight opponents. There could be eighty-eight opponents. Doesn't matter. The one thing we care about is crippling every single person in front of us. Perfect World, with all the misery that you've provided us, it's not going to take us long to gain our retribution on you. When we do, you'll be so battered & bruised that we'll have to rename you. Maybe name you the Perfectly Destroyed World. Better yet, we might have to rename you Alderaan. I shouldn't have to be any more specific, now should I?
Mike Hanson
In case Mauler didn't get his point across, I'll spell it out even more. Princess Leah, you stupid little bitch, we're going to destroy everything that mattered most to you & your precious band of rebels. All your going to have left is Wench, your boyfriend, as well as Tyler Guevara, your other non-related boyfriend. If Jackson sticks around long enough, we can slap an old bear skin on him & make him growl like a dog.
This time around, the dark side will show itself to be the true geniuses that we are.
Gambler
If we're feeling especially generous, we'll spread the wealth around a little bit. Maybe we'll let Goryokaku have a piece of your rotting corpses. If we do, it'll be after we've grown bored of kicking your asses.
You don't need to be a bookie to know that The Destruction Crew is walking out of Summer Bash, decimating everyone in the War Games. If you feel Lady Luck will still come to visit you, go ahead & ante up. Give the dice a throw. Go for that Ace in a Hole. Do whatever you want. The only thing that matters is whether or not you're willing to bankroll such a risky gamble. The payoffs, if successful, will be huge. The losses will be staggering.
You willing to risk it all on such a gamble?
The Gambler & The Destruction crew walk slowly out of the scene, as it comes to an end.
