Post by ykmn on Aug 26, 2010 18:09:33 GMT -6
Scene opens with The Alley Ratz, Twitch and Eddy standing by. Both are in their ring attire.
Twitch:So once again we have to do the dance with those Y'Kores eh Ed.
Eddy:Yeah.
Twitch:Now Y'Kores have been denying us our rightful SNW Texas Tag Titles for far to long, and now it's just about the right time for us to break on through and get those belts wouldn't you agree?
Eddy:I would, whole heartedly.
Twitch:Ladies, we've had as much as were going to take from you, as it was announced at Natural Selection were going to be on opposite teams, as the two of us are going to be teaming with our new best friend Alex Daniels and Danny Palis to form......
Voice:Wait, wait, wait.
The Ratz stop as "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels walks into the scene. Daniels wears a Black T Shirt and Blue Jeans.
AD:Did I just hear you refer to me as your new best friend?
Twitch:Yeah, I mean I thought after last week, when all three of us beat down Y'Kores that things were cool with us.
Eddy:That's what I thought to.
AD:No, let me explain something to you thick skulled dinks, I'l even slow it down for you so you can understand me, I..................am..........not...........your........friend.
Eddy:What?
AD:I'm not friend, I'm only a business partner, and that busines is to guarantee that I'm not going to be on a losing team at Natural Selection, I'm on a streak, incase you didn't notice, two years in a row I've been a survivor of the elimination tag matches and a winner of the elimination tag matches I've never lost them, and I'll be goddamned if that streak doesn't continue this year as well, but where I'm worried that this year I'm not captaining my own team and I'm a team with you two, Danny Palis I'm not worried about because I know he can take care of business, but you two I'm really nervous about because your all over the place and anywhere you seem to go a shit storm follows.
Twitch:Hey come on Alex, we understand where your coming from, you want to make sure that the four of us are going to be gelling come Natural Selection, I mean look at how we handeld Y'Kores at Onslaught, we followed your lead and sent those chickadees packing.
Eddy:Were not going to blow it, we know what we got to do, and with you on our team and Palis captaining the ship we know that were going to win.
AD:You better, I'm not going be embarassed by you guys.
Twitch:And you won't, I mean think of it this way, think how much better the team is going to look when we have not only you the Von Erich Memorial Champion, but also Twitch and I the SNW Texas Tag Champions.
AD:It would definatley sound good, but the thing is you two have to get those titles first, and you seem to be having some troubles with the little Y'Kores, so I don't know if you should be getting to ahead of yourselves just yet.
Twitch:We have a game plan, trust us. And next time you see us, we'll be in the champion circle right beside you.
AD:Ha, okay, if you say so, I'll make sure to be watching your match, and I'll see if you guys are telling the truth or blowing smoke out of your asshole.
Eddy:Oh trust us, we blow smoke out of our mouths and our noses, but never our assholes.
AD:Just get the job done.
Daniels leaves as the scene fades out.
Twitch:So once again we have to do the dance with those Y'Kores eh Ed.
Eddy:Yeah.
Twitch:Now Y'Kores have been denying us our rightful SNW Texas Tag Titles for far to long, and now it's just about the right time for us to break on through and get those belts wouldn't you agree?
Eddy:I would, whole heartedly.
Twitch:Ladies, we've had as much as were going to take from you, as it was announced at Natural Selection were going to be on opposite teams, as the two of us are going to be teaming with our new best friend Alex Daniels and Danny Palis to form......
Voice:Wait, wait, wait.
The Ratz stop as "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels walks into the scene. Daniels wears a Black T Shirt and Blue Jeans.
AD:Did I just hear you refer to me as your new best friend?
Twitch:Yeah, I mean I thought after last week, when all three of us beat down Y'Kores that things were cool with us.
Eddy:That's what I thought to.
AD:No, let me explain something to you thick skulled dinks, I'l even slow it down for you so you can understand me, I..................am..........not...........your........friend.
Eddy:What?
AD:I'm not friend, I'm only a business partner, and that busines is to guarantee that I'm not going to be on a losing team at Natural Selection, I'm on a streak, incase you didn't notice, two years in a row I've been a survivor of the elimination tag matches and a winner of the elimination tag matches I've never lost them, and I'll be goddamned if that streak doesn't continue this year as well, but where I'm worried that this year I'm not captaining my own team and I'm a team with you two, Danny Palis I'm not worried about because I know he can take care of business, but you two I'm really nervous about because your all over the place and anywhere you seem to go a shit storm follows.
Twitch:Hey come on Alex, we understand where your coming from, you want to make sure that the four of us are going to be gelling come Natural Selection, I mean look at how we handeld Y'Kores at Onslaught, we followed your lead and sent those chickadees packing.
Eddy:Were not going to blow it, we know what we got to do, and with you on our team and Palis captaining the ship we know that were going to win.
AD:You better, I'm not going be embarassed by you guys.
Twitch:And you won't, I mean think of it this way, think how much better the team is going to look when we have not only you the Von Erich Memorial Champion, but also Twitch and I the SNW Texas Tag Champions.
AD:It would definatley sound good, but the thing is you two have to get those titles first, and you seem to be having some troubles with the little Y'Kores, so I don't know if you should be getting to ahead of yourselves just yet.
Twitch:We have a game plan, trust us. And next time you see us, we'll be in the champion circle right beside you.
AD:Ha, okay, if you say so, I'll make sure to be watching your match, and I'll see if you guys are telling the truth or blowing smoke out of your asshole.
Eddy:Oh trust us, we blow smoke out of our mouths and our noses, but never our assholes.
AD:Just get the job done.
Daniels leaves as the scene fades out.
