Post by freak on Sept 19, 2010 21:51:49 GMT -6
Chris P. is standing alone in the alley of a building for some reason.
Thumbtack Kevin, you have got to be the dumbest motherf**ker on planet Earth if you believe that there's any way you have a chance in hell of beating me, Strickler, Benson, and Jackson with Hellspawn by your side come Saturday night. Honestly. Because what do you think gives you that chance anyway? Huh? Look at what's standing across from the two of you. You have, just between me and Jackson alone, multiple world titles and various other singles gold. You've got Strickler, a multiple time champion in his own right. You've got Benson, a man who's had his own share of success in singles and tag team wrestling. You have one of the better collections of talent on one side of the ring. And what do we have when we look on your side? A washed-up loser in Hellspawn and a punk kid who thinks that just because someone doesn't subscribe to a hardcore style of wrestling, they're pussies.
I can't speak for anyone's experiences but my own, Kevin, but you know what? I don't take kindly to disrespect coming my way. And when you disrespect Strickler and Benson just because they got pissed you and your idiot friend threw them in a lake, well, there's a problem. Forget about them being mad. What if, due to your stupidity, they drowned? We're not in this ring, we're in a court of law and you're facing murder charges. So instead of making our side look stupid, count your blessings that they survived your little sneak attack.
I love how you equate being against hardcore wrestling to both having a lack of testicular fortitude and an unwillingness to put one's body on the line. And for that, I really do feel sorry for you. Because you have no damn clue what it's like. I look at your resume and it's unimpressive. You've never been in any actual wrestling matches. You think that just because you've been a hardcore wrestler and haven't stepped in the ring in an actual match that instantly makes you tougher and better than me.
You're a joke. And the only possible way that I can think that you've been able to succeed is by doing what Tommy Rich allegedly did to get the NWA World Heavyweight Championship. Plain and simple. And people like you have set this wrestling business back about ten, maybe fifteen, years and given the wrestling business a bad name due to your idiocy.
Why do I say that? Look at it like this. Back when people like Hulk Hogan, the Iron Sheik, Ric Flair, and others were just breaking into the business it was all about the wrestling. Not always the blood and gore, although you and I both know the old days could get pretty bloody, but the wrestling came first. And people loved it. They thrived on it. People appreciated it.
And then, Kevin, people like you came along and wrecked everything. You decided that if you couldn't get into the business with your talent you'd do it using whatever you could get your hands on. And then you inspired all these stupid kids who wrestle on trampolines and in backyards and all of that...and you inspired all the right-wing nutjob groups to come after wrestling. You turned one of the purer forms of entertainment into something that was held up like a pariah. You made people like me suddenly get a bad name. And you ruined a lot of people's careers.
How do I know that? I've got a friend in the Detroit area named Rick Austin. Former tag team partner of mine. Multiple time former tag team champion. Injured in the ring, couldn't wrestle for a couple years. Rehabbed like a motherf**ker to get back in the ring and called up SNW. You know what he was told, Kevin? He was told he wasn't "extreme enough". This is a guy who's one of the better big men in the business, an asset to any company, and he doesn't have a spot in this company because some idiot like you with no discernible wrestling ability is keeping one.
I think you have a misconception of the way things are, Kevin. You think that in order to bleed, you need to use weapons. You thing that in order to put your body on the line, there needs to be a sheet of plate glass or a table somewhere connected to it. You think that in order to feel pain the only true way to do so is to feel a steel chair across your skull.
Come Saturday night, Kevin...you're gonna learn just how little your hardcore lifestyle will help you when I teach you the lesson that you don't need it to feel pain...to bleed...to win.
FTB.
Thumbtack Kevin, you have got to be the dumbest motherf**ker on planet Earth if you believe that there's any way you have a chance in hell of beating me, Strickler, Benson, and Jackson with Hellspawn by your side come Saturday night. Honestly. Because what do you think gives you that chance anyway? Huh? Look at what's standing across from the two of you. You have, just between me and Jackson alone, multiple world titles and various other singles gold. You've got Strickler, a multiple time champion in his own right. You've got Benson, a man who's had his own share of success in singles and tag team wrestling. You have one of the better collections of talent on one side of the ring. And what do we have when we look on your side? A washed-up loser in Hellspawn and a punk kid who thinks that just because someone doesn't subscribe to a hardcore style of wrestling, they're pussies.
I can't speak for anyone's experiences but my own, Kevin, but you know what? I don't take kindly to disrespect coming my way. And when you disrespect Strickler and Benson just because they got pissed you and your idiot friend threw them in a lake, well, there's a problem. Forget about them being mad. What if, due to your stupidity, they drowned? We're not in this ring, we're in a court of law and you're facing murder charges. So instead of making our side look stupid, count your blessings that they survived your little sneak attack.
I love how you equate being against hardcore wrestling to both having a lack of testicular fortitude and an unwillingness to put one's body on the line. And for that, I really do feel sorry for you. Because you have no damn clue what it's like. I look at your resume and it's unimpressive. You've never been in any actual wrestling matches. You think that just because you've been a hardcore wrestler and haven't stepped in the ring in an actual match that instantly makes you tougher and better than me.
You're a joke. And the only possible way that I can think that you've been able to succeed is by doing what Tommy Rich allegedly did to get the NWA World Heavyweight Championship. Plain and simple. And people like you have set this wrestling business back about ten, maybe fifteen, years and given the wrestling business a bad name due to your idiocy.
Why do I say that? Look at it like this. Back when people like Hulk Hogan, the Iron Sheik, Ric Flair, and others were just breaking into the business it was all about the wrestling. Not always the blood and gore, although you and I both know the old days could get pretty bloody, but the wrestling came first. And people loved it. They thrived on it. People appreciated it.
And then, Kevin, people like you came along and wrecked everything. You decided that if you couldn't get into the business with your talent you'd do it using whatever you could get your hands on. And then you inspired all these stupid kids who wrestle on trampolines and in backyards and all of that...and you inspired all the right-wing nutjob groups to come after wrestling. You turned one of the purer forms of entertainment into something that was held up like a pariah. You made people like me suddenly get a bad name. And you ruined a lot of people's careers.
How do I know that? I've got a friend in the Detroit area named Rick Austin. Former tag team partner of mine. Multiple time former tag team champion. Injured in the ring, couldn't wrestle for a couple years. Rehabbed like a motherf**ker to get back in the ring and called up SNW. You know what he was told, Kevin? He was told he wasn't "extreme enough". This is a guy who's one of the better big men in the business, an asset to any company, and he doesn't have a spot in this company because some idiot like you with no discernible wrestling ability is keeping one.
I think you have a misconception of the way things are, Kevin. You think that in order to bleed, you need to use weapons. You thing that in order to put your body on the line, there needs to be a sheet of plate glass or a table somewhere connected to it. You think that in order to feel pain the only true way to do so is to feel a steel chair across your skull.
Come Saturday night, Kevin...you're gonna learn just how little your hardcore lifestyle will help you when I teach you the lesson that you don't need it to feel pain...to bleed...to win.
FTB.
