Post by ykmn on Sept 23, 2010 15:46:52 GMT -6
Scene opens with The Alley Ratz standing by.
Twitch:It's come to our attention that our tag team partner "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, has been saying that the two of us are goofs and what not, and that we'll probably screw something up for our team at Natural Selection. Well Alex, to tell you the truth, we will absolutley try are hardest not to do so.
Eddy:Yeah man, were not going to blow it, we know we've blown many things before, but this time we definatley not blow this.
Twitch:That just sounded so gay.
Eddy:Shut up, shut up, oh god I just blew my opening line, it's all going to go down from here.
Twitch slaps Eddy.
Twitch:Get a damn hold of yourself Ed, we have to think positive, positive, if we think negative were going to screw up and Alex will hate us.
Eddy:He already hates us.
Twitch:Then he'll hate us even more, and frankly I don't want that.
Eddy:Me neither.
Twitch:So positive thinking, say it.
Eddy:Positive thinking.
Twitch:Excellent, now, we both have important jobs to do for Saturday Night Onslaught, Eddy here is going to be watching the backs of our team mates Alex Daniels and Danny Palis as they take on Zachary Smith and Adriana Samu.
Eddy:Is it Zachary Smith or Zachary Ward?
Twitch:What?
Eddy:Is it Zachary Smith or Zachary Ward.
Twitch:Smith idiot, who called him Zachary Ward?
Eddy:Alex.
Twitch:Oh, well he's not an idiot, he just made a slip up.
Eddy:Yeah a slip up, that's the ticket.
Twitch:Exactly. But there will be no slip ups from us this Saturday Night, like I was saying Eddy's going to be at ringside for Danny and Alex making sure no one mainly that little scrub Xander gets involved or anyone else for that matter. As for me I have the duty of taking comrade Rory Krotch down a few pegs. Rory we're familiar with each other, but this time you won't have one of your skank tag team partners there on the apron with the arms out to get a tag from you when things get tough. oh no were doing this man to she man. When I look at you Rory, I see some very manly features, are you sure at one point your name was't Robert Kotch. Cause honey you could honestly past for a sex change doctors prize project, and if you think for one second I'm intimidated by your amateur wrestling backround, your pipe or your overall appearance, honey I fear no woman, except my mother she's crazy.
Eddy:She is, very crazy.
Twitch:Alot of people consider you to be the pure raw power of your team, you have alot of strength and your not like most women in this game, but you have no idea just how determined and just how serious I am to make sure that you leave Onslaught knowing just what awaits you and your precious team mates at Natural Selection. Alex, we know you don't think highly of us, but were going to open your eyes and make you realize that you were wrong about us and that were actually valuable pieces to the puzzle aswell.
Eddy:Danny and Alex, I'll be there at ring side alert and ready to lay a beating on anyone who tries any funny business. So there is absolutely nothing to worry about, we have everything covered.
Twitch:Then at Natural Selection we will all stand together victorious while our opponents are left as nothing more then victims.
Scene ends
Twitch:It's come to our attention that our tag team partner "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, has been saying that the two of us are goofs and what not, and that we'll probably screw something up for our team at Natural Selection. Well Alex, to tell you the truth, we will absolutley try are hardest not to do so.
Eddy:Yeah man, were not going to blow it, we know we've blown many things before, but this time we definatley not blow this.
Twitch:That just sounded so gay.
Eddy:Shut up, shut up, oh god I just blew my opening line, it's all going to go down from here.
Twitch slaps Eddy.
Twitch:Get a damn hold of yourself Ed, we have to think positive, positive, if we think negative were going to screw up and Alex will hate us.
Eddy:He already hates us.
Twitch:Then he'll hate us even more, and frankly I don't want that.
Eddy:Me neither.
Twitch:So positive thinking, say it.
Eddy:Positive thinking.
Twitch:Excellent, now, we both have important jobs to do for Saturday Night Onslaught, Eddy here is going to be watching the backs of our team mates Alex Daniels and Danny Palis as they take on Zachary Smith and Adriana Samu.
Eddy:Is it Zachary Smith or Zachary Ward?
Twitch:What?
Eddy:Is it Zachary Smith or Zachary Ward.
Twitch:Smith idiot, who called him Zachary Ward?
Eddy:Alex.
Twitch:Oh, well he's not an idiot, he just made a slip up.
Eddy:Yeah a slip up, that's the ticket.
Twitch:Exactly. But there will be no slip ups from us this Saturday Night, like I was saying Eddy's going to be at ringside for Danny and Alex making sure no one mainly that little scrub Xander gets involved or anyone else for that matter. As for me I have the duty of taking comrade Rory Krotch down a few pegs. Rory we're familiar with each other, but this time you won't have one of your skank tag team partners there on the apron with the arms out to get a tag from you when things get tough. oh no were doing this man to she man. When I look at you Rory, I see some very manly features, are you sure at one point your name was't Robert Kotch. Cause honey you could honestly past for a sex change doctors prize project, and if you think for one second I'm intimidated by your amateur wrestling backround, your pipe or your overall appearance, honey I fear no woman, except my mother she's crazy.
Eddy:She is, very crazy.
Twitch:Alot of people consider you to be the pure raw power of your team, you have alot of strength and your not like most women in this game, but you have no idea just how determined and just how serious I am to make sure that you leave Onslaught knowing just what awaits you and your precious team mates at Natural Selection. Alex, we know you don't think highly of us, but were going to open your eyes and make you realize that you were wrong about us and that were actually valuable pieces to the puzzle aswell.
Eddy:Danny and Alex, I'll be there at ring side alert and ready to lay a beating on anyone who tries any funny business. So there is absolutely nothing to worry about, we have everything covered.
Twitch:Then at Natural Selection we will all stand together victorious while our opponents are left as nothing more then victims.
Scene ends
