Post by emokid on Nov 2, 2008 16:54:17 GMT -6
(Static snow is seen for half a second, and then Rick Roll appears in a safari suit. He stands in the middle of an alley.)
RICK ROLL: (In a mock Australian accent) Oy, crikey. Welcome to Rick Roll's animal adventure. Today we look at the Alley Rat. They have been known for their rabies-ridden lifestyle. They are known to bite, and attack people. They are also known for their gamey smell, and inability to move. Let's look at this atrlocious creature in person on.......
(Big gold letters are shown spelling....)
RICK ROLL's ANIMAL ADVENTURE.
(A motage of Rick Roll trying to catch other animals are shown. In the package are a dog, a cat, a parakeet, and a rhino.)
And there it is. That's a beautiful specimen of Alley Rat. By, Crikey, it looks a little pissed off. Let's see when I put.....(Muttering)
(He puts his left index finger near the mouth of the rat, only to have the rat bite it)
GOD DAMN IT. Oops, sorry children. Stupid FCC forgot to censor me.
(A shot switches to washington)
FCC OFFICIAL: SNW is censored???
OFFICIAL #2: That's a new one to me.
(Shot switches back to Rick Roll)
RICK ROLL: Don't worry, children. That bugger didn't bite to hard. If anything, the rabies should stop in about
(Gulp)
time for natural selection.
(He cries as the camera fades to black.)
RICK ROLL: (In a mock Australian accent) Oy, crikey. Welcome to Rick Roll's animal adventure. Today we look at the Alley Rat. They have been known for their rabies-ridden lifestyle. They are known to bite, and attack people. They are also known for their gamey smell, and inability to move. Let's look at this atrlocious creature in person on.......
(Big gold letters are shown spelling....)
RICK ROLL's ANIMAL ADVENTURE.
(A motage of Rick Roll trying to catch other animals are shown. In the package are a dog, a cat, a parakeet, and a rhino.)
And there it is. That's a beautiful specimen of Alley Rat. By, Crikey, it looks a little pissed off. Let's see when I put.....(Muttering)
(He puts his left index finger near the mouth of the rat, only to have the rat bite it)
GOD DAMN IT. Oops, sorry children. Stupid FCC forgot to censor me.
(A shot switches to washington)
FCC OFFICIAL: SNW is censored???
OFFICIAL #2: That's a new one to me.
(Shot switches back to Rick Roll)
RICK ROLL: Don't worry, children. That bugger didn't bite to hard. If anything, the rabies should stop in about
(Gulp)
time for natural selection.
(He cries as the camera fades to black.)
