Post by emokid on Feb 1, 2009 23:13:52 GMT -6
(Omerta, Rick Roll, and Janelle sit around Omerta's house. Omerta is wearing an old Van Halen shirt, Khaki Shorts, and Flip Flops. Janelle is wearing a Blue shirt with a guitar on it, jeans and black converses. Rick Roll is wearing a white button up shirt, Blue jeans, and tan flip flops.)
OMERTA: So we tricked Jack Clinton. He didn't know what was coming. Rick tapped him on his shoulder, Clinton turns around, Rick grabs him by the ankles, and I give him a stiff lariat. He was comatose for about thirty minutes.
(Janelle and Rick Roll laugh)
Does anyone else want a beer?
JANELLE: I'll take another
RICK ROLL: I'll bite.
OMERTA: OK, be right back.
RICK ROLL: Say, Janelle.....
JANELLE: Yeah?
RICK ROLL: Tell me about the time that you and Omerta met.
JANELLE: Why?
RICK ROLL: It's nothing.
JANELLE: (Gasp) You have a thing for Enigmah don't you?
RICK ROLL: (Pauses, Blushes) No.
JANELLE: Rick, you don't have to be embarrassed. I know it's there. I even heard you talk about it with Tyler. Basically here's all you do. Just ask her. Don't be arrogant, or cocky. Be smooth about it. Have you ever had a girlfriend before?
RICK ROLL: I've never even played spin the bottle before?
JANELLE: NEVER!?!?!?!? I don't believe you.
RICK ROLL: It's the truth. I'm not the boyfriend type.
JANELLE: Awwwwwww. Don't say that. Here, read this book. it's called "You Can If You Think You Can" By Norman Vancent Peale. It helped me when I was pessimistic. It'll help you, too.
RICK ROLL: Thank you, Janelle. You're a sweetheart.
JANELLE: Awwww. I believe in you Rick. If it's not Omerta, than someone is there for you. I know it.
(Janelle and Rick Roll embrace, Omerta enters.)
OMERTA: Did I ruin a feel good moment? haha.
JANELLE: Of course not. I'm trying to help Rick Roll out with his dilemma with women.
OMERTA: He needs it. Rick, we believe in you, man.
RICK ROLL: (Teary) Thank you.
(Omerta and Rick Roll share an embrace.)
OMERTA: Don't cry, man. Any woman would be lucky to be with you.
RICK ROLL: Do you mean that?
OMERTA: That book works miracles.
JANELLE: Just keep an optimistic attitude, someone is bound to turn up. We believe in you.
(Rick Roll, Omerta and Janelle all share an embrace, as the camera fades to black.)
OMERTA: So we tricked Jack Clinton. He didn't know what was coming. Rick tapped him on his shoulder, Clinton turns around, Rick grabs him by the ankles, and I give him a stiff lariat. He was comatose for about thirty minutes.
(Janelle and Rick Roll laugh)
Does anyone else want a beer?
JANELLE: I'll take another
RICK ROLL: I'll bite.
OMERTA: OK, be right back.
RICK ROLL: Say, Janelle.....
JANELLE: Yeah?
RICK ROLL: Tell me about the time that you and Omerta met.
JANELLE: Why?
RICK ROLL: It's nothing.
JANELLE: (Gasp) You have a thing for Enigmah don't you?
RICK ROLL: (Pauses, Blushes) No.
JANELLE: Rick, you don't have to be embarrassed. I know it's there. I even heard you talk about it with Tyler. Basically here's all you do. Just ask her. Don't be arrogant, or cocky. Be smooth about it. Have you ever had a girlfriend before?
RICK ROLL: I've never even played spin the bottle before?
JANELLE: NEVER!?!?!?!? I don't believe you.
RICK ROLL: It's the truth. I'm not the boyfriend type.
JANELLE: Awwwwwww. Don't say that. Here, read this book. it's called "You Can If You Think You Can" By Norman Vancent Peale. It helped me when I was pessimistic. It'll help you, too.
RICK ROLL: Thank you, Janelle. You're a sweetheart.
JANELLE: Awwww. I believe in you Rick. If it's not Omerta, than someone is there for you. I know it.
(Janelle and Rick Roll embrace, Omerta enters.)
OMERTA: Did I ruin a feel good moment? haha.
JANELLE: Of course not. I'm trying to help Rick Roll out with his dilemma with women.
OMERTA: He needs it. Rick, we believe in you, man.
RICK ROLL: (Teary) Thank you.
(Omerta and Rick Roll share an embrace.)
OMERTA: Don't cry, man. Any woman would be lucky to be with you.
RICK ROLL: Do you mean that?
OMERTA: That book works miracles.
JANELLE: Just keep an optimistic attitude, someone is bound to turn up. We believe in you.
(Rick Roll, Omerta and Janelle all share an embrace, as the camera fades to black.)
