Post by Bubba JD on Feb 13, 2009 22:38:23 GMT -6
The scene opens at the wrestler's entrance to The Super Pit, hours before the show is to get underway. The Destruction Crew has just pulled up, getting out of a motorhome. As they approach the building, a voice from behind the camera can be heard, asking for their comments.
Mauler: You want comments? We'll give you comments. Chapter Six! You made the first big mistake of your careers, last week. You messed with the Destruction Crew. The beatings we've been giving to the SNW Jobbers, thus far, is nothing comparted to be beatings you'll be recieving.
Killer Kong: Nick Scott, how [censored] stupid could you be, not to finish us off while you had the chance? Did you really think that a small beatdown would be enough to chase us away?
If you thought for one moment that we'd be chased away, you're dead wrong! We're actually thrilled that your group of pansies came after us. Makes beating your asses far more entertaining, when we finally get our hands on you. Believe me, we'll be enjoying ourselves as we shove our fists down your throats.
Super Vader: Chapter Six? SNW will have to call you Chapter 7, by the time we're through with you. Only way you'll be able to protect your "assets" long enough to salvage your careers is by doing some wrestling in the board rooms.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson: Maybe, after we've beaten you guys up for awhile, we might have to refer to you as Chapter 11. Nothing like a restructuring of your "assets", just so we can come right back & kick your heads off all over again. Sounds like a blast of a good time, to me.
Unlike the airlines, who continue to operate after they file Chapter 11, you'll be well advised to stay away from wrestling rings. You don't want to make the same, insane mistakes, time after time. Federal bailouts won't be coming your way. Golden parachutes won't be handed out. You'll be lucky if you can still deduct medical expenses from your tax forms.
Mauler: Nick Scott, Williams Sisters, Sean O'Brien.......you won't have much to fear, for now. We aren't like most wrestlers. We don't believe in rushing into things. Instead, we prefer to let our enemies sweat, a bit. We don't want to rob the SNW fans of our match at WrestleStock.
Super Vader: Fans, make sure to get that tape plopped into your VCR's while you can. There won't be many opportunities left to get Chapter Six on tape. After WrestleStock, they'll be enjoying their retirements in assisted living centers.
The Destruction Crew pushes past the camera crew as they enter the arena. Scene fades out.
Mauler: You want comments? We'll give you comments. Chapter Six! You made the first big mistake of your careers, last week. You messed with the Destruction Crew. The beatings we've been giving to the SNW Jobbers, thus far, is nothing comparted to be beatings you'll be recieving.
Killer Kong: Nick Scott, how [censored] stupid could you be, not to finish us off while you had the chance? Did you really think that a small beatdown would be enough to chase us away?
If you thought for one moment that we'd be chased away, you're dead wrong! We're actually thrilled that your group of pansies came after us. Makes beating your asses far more entertaining, when we finally get our hands on you. Believe me, we'll be enjoying ourselves as we shove our fists down your throats.
Super Vader: Chapter Six? SNW will have to call you Chapter 7, by the time we're through with you. Only way you'll be able to protect your "assets" long enough to salvage your careers is by doing some wrestling in the board rooms.
Mike "Beastman" Hanson: Maybe, after we've beaten you guys up for awhile, we might have to refer to you as Chapter 11. Nothing like a restructuring of your "assets", just so we can come right back & kick your heads off all over again. Sounds like a blast of a good time, to me.
Unlike the airlines, who continue to operate after they file Chapter 11, you'll be well advised to stay away from wrestling rings. You don't want to make the same, insane mistakes, time after time. Federal bailouts won't be coming your way. Golden parachutes won't be handed out. You'll be lucky if you can still deduct medical expenses from your tax forms.
Mauler: Nick Scott, Williams Sisters, Sean O'Brien.......you won't have much to fear, for now. We aren't like most wrestlers. We don't believe in rushing into things. Instead, we prefer to let our enemies sweat, a bit. We don't want to rob the SNW fans of our match at WrestleStock.
Super Vader: Fans, make sure to get that tape plopped into your VCR's while you can. There won't be many opportunities left to get Chapter Six on tape. After WrestleStock, they'll be enjoying their retirements in assisted living centers.
The Destruction Crew pushes past the camera crew as they enter the arena. Scene fades out.
