Post by emokid on Feb 25, 2009 9:21:49 GMT -6
(Rick Roll, sporting a white T-Shirt, blue jeans, and black vans, stands in front of an SNW poster. He talks with a bit of bass in his mouth.)
RICK ROLL: Usually, I speak with a joking demeanor. Today, I just can't. It took me a long timeto respond, because of the fact that I couldn't fathom living the rest of my days as a child. Mystery man, you did it to me. You put me in this sad place. You kept me from being a man. you took away that chance. I am coming after you. You took away my chance at being a man, so, I'm going to even the score, I'm taking away your dignity. If we ever cross paths, I will be ready. I will be taking back Enigmah, because it is the right thing to do.
I have never threatened a man before, but today is as good a time as any. But, seeing as I'm not particularly a violent man, I promise you, if we ever step into the ring, there will be nothing that can stop me. I may not be violent, but I am vengeful. There is a difference. There's a fun-loving side to Rick Roll, and then there's the side that wants to succeed, and it's time for success. It's time to get back my shot at being a man.
Enigmah, I'm going to fight hard. I'm going to fight for you, as Hellspawn would fight for the SNW Texas Heavyeight championship. I'm going to fight for you, like Omerta fought for his country. I'm going to fight for you like Martin Luther King fought for peace. With passion, and grace. I'm going to fight hard, and there is nothing that's going to hold me back. Mystery man, I'm coming for you.
RICK ROLL: Usually, I speak with a joking demeanor. Today, I just can't. It took me a long timeto respond, because of the fact that I couldn't fathom living the rest of my days as a child. Mystery man, you did it to me. You put me in this sad place. You kept me from being a man. you took away that chance. I am coming after you. You took away my chance at being a man, so, I'm going to even the score, I'm taking away your dignity. If we ever cross paths, I will be ready. I will be taking back Enigmah, because it is the right thing to do.
I have never threatened a man before, but today is as good a time as any. But, seeing as I'm not particularly a violent man, I promise you, if we ever step into the ring, there will be nothing that can stop me. I may not be violent, but I am vengeful. There is a difference. There's a fun-loving side to Rick Roll, and then there's the side that wants to succeed, and it's time for success. It's time to get back my shot at being a man.
Enigmah, I'm going to fight hard. I'm going to fight for you, as Hellspawn would fight for the SNW Texas Heavyeight championship. I'm going to fight for you, like Omerta fought for his country. I'm going to fight for you like Martin Luther King fought for peace. With passion, and grace. I'm going to fight hard, and there is nothing that's going to hold me back. Mystery man, I'm coming for you.
