Post by silvus on Mar 12, 2009 6:51:56 GMT -6
The scene opens up in the Darkness casino, Wench and Tanya are still playing there poker game and with the scenery placed just right we can’t see anything that would make this promo nasty and rude and needing to be banned from being aired on live tv. The camera is currently aimed at Tanya, who has some cleverly placed coffee mugs covering her breast from view her bra can be seen currently on the table as ante payment. The Camera is pointed a from behind Wench and we can see her back clearly lacking a bra as both girls seeming to think about their hands.
Tanya Adams: A wrestling match is like a fine game of poker, it takes a lot of factors to think about and a little luck to get you a good hand. Now sometimes people don’t need a good and to win they can do pretty well with the worst hand now at the moment let’s look at the match Wench has, this week when she faces off against Canada’s mistake, Adrianna Samu she has all this experience all this believe that she knows what she’s doing and who she’s facing.
For instance she talks about what has Wench done in her years what has a former hardcore champion, a former X-Rated champion of UHW got that can beat Adrianna, oh it’s not important that Adrianna seems to be ignoring Wenches own history and not doing the research she should to find out who her opponent is.
She’s just taking for granted the hand she has with the confidence she is placing in Viper to protect her from me. Ah she me that Tanya chick and just who is that Tanya chick, I’ve been quiet since I came to SNW not because I had nothing to say but because it never mattered until now, this is the first time somebody has pointed me out as a threat and seems to think that a seven foot moron will be enough to stop me from having any effect on her match.
The SINdicate a team that draws some respect in other federations, one that is fragmented at the moment enough so that only Viper will help Samu, whilst the others are wanting her out, does this hold well for her? Probably not but then she is confident in her belief that the SINdicate reputation will be enough to hold me back.
If only life was like that but you see I’m good at poker, it may not look like it and you all probably think that I lose more then I win but you’ve only ever been allowed to see a side of me that I only want you to see.
Do you think Goryokaku, would marry a woman who couldn’t handle herself or give as good as he can, do you think he would allow me to Valet and manage the Dark Ones if I didn’t know what I was doing and how to use the resources at hand. Now Samu I could be in laymen’s terms a bitch and have Viper banned from ringside force the card to be completely re-written in my favour but I’m not, at least not in the sense you believe instead I’m going to call your bluff, and lay one down of my own.
You see Samu if Viper so much as lays a finger on me he will be dragged from ring side his Team will be targeted and torn apart, and you Samu will be told that the result of your match has become null and void because your big hand couldn’t control his own little temper. You may believe this match is in the bag but it is far from that this match has only just begun and I won’t allow a loss from Wench, after all she is one half of the tag team champions.
Now we get onto the next facts Wenches skills, the ones you seem to think are defunct, nothing kaput, pointless and all of the above.
Wench: Hey I hope this is going somewhere?
Tanya Adams: It is, just be patient Wench I have to let Adrianna understand what she is saying before I point out the flaw in her belief system. Now where was I yes that’s it, you accused Wench of basically having no technical skills, that her fire has drained out over the past couple of years and yet you haven’t seen who she has had to face, most of her opponents Adrianna much like you have been taller heavier than her.
So just like you she’s had to use a lot of high risk manoeuvres are we seeing a pattern emerging or would you like me to simplify things for your Canadian brain to compute easier?
Let me make things easier for you to understand, she has been trained by her Husband Hellspawn in the fine arts of hitting things as hard and as often as she can, she has been trained by Alexander Draven in the art of using one’s own momentum and the momentum of your opponent to your own advantage.
She has been trained by Goryokaku, a technical wrestler with a heavy Submission hold repertoire in fact it has been called by some a master class in submission wrestling, you see her training evolved from learning how to apply simple holds and break out of them, it’s moved into adapting a hold to apply it in any situation and at any time.
Gory, hasn’t used his skills to often because it hasn’t been required nobody who has faced him in that ring could put up a real technical fight that would require him to point out their flaws.
Now let’s grasp all that Adrianna, can you understand that Wench has grown since you’ve faced her that you can’t just play your cards because you believe your cards are always going to be superior to any card your opponent could play.
Wench has had the technical training, since you last faced off and she has something you don’t have Adrianna, she has me in her corner looking to make sure she achieves what she wants and that’s where the advantage lies Samu, you don’t know me you don’t know how I work and what I do, in fact you have no idea if I have any background in fighting what so ever do you.
Now that’s going to be my hand Samu, because you can only guess you can’t research my history because it’s never been filmed and you can’t plan for what I will bring because you don’t know how I think, now here’s where the real game of poker begins, do you fold your hand and accept the inevitable defeat, or do you call my hand and hope I’m not packing a royal flush?
It’s all your choice Samu but if you want a little more perspective let me make one last statment, Wench is a Dark One and the Dark Ones look after each other do you have enough friends to stop any backlash that will come if you defy the Dark Ones favourite girls?
Tanya takes some chips from her said and throws them into the center.
Tanya Adams: I call and raise $150,000 your move Wench you going to try and call my bluff too?
Wench throws some chips in a smile on her face.
Wench: I call.
She lays her hand down a straight flush, a wicked grin on her face as Tanya’s smile drops.
Tanya: Damn it all I have is this....
Tanya lays her cards on the table face up it’s a Royal Flush, Wench opens her mouth and begins to use her repertoire of swear words. As Tanya scoops all the chips, and both bra’s she shuffles around a bit then lays her panties on the table.
Tanya: Last hand?
The scene fades to black.
Tanya Adams: A wrestling match is like a fine game of poker, it takes a lot of factors to think about and a little luck to get you a good hand. Now sometimes people don’t need a good and to win they can do pretty well with the worst hand now at the moment let’s look at the match Wench has, this week when she faces off against Canada’s mistake, Adrianna Samu she has all this experience all this believe that she knows what she’s doing and who she’s facing.
For instance she talks about what has Wench done in her years what has a former hardcore champion, a former X-Rated champion of UHW got that can beat Adrianna, oh it’s not important that Adrianna seems to be ignoring Wenches own history and not doing the research she should to find out who her opponent is.
She’s just taking for granted the hand she has with the confidence she is placing in Viper to protect her from me. Ah she me that Tanya chick and just who is that Tanya chick, I’ve been quiet since I came to SNW not because I had nothing to say but because it never mattered until now, this is the first time somebody has pointed me out as a threat and seems to think that a seven foot moron will be enough to stop me from having any effect on her match.
The SINdicate a team that draws some respect in other federations, one that is fragmented at the moment enough so that only Viper will help Samu, whilst the others are wanting her out, does this hold well for her? Probably not but then she is confident in her belief that the SINdicate reputation will be enough to hold me back.
If only life was like that but you see I’m good at poker, it may not look like it and you all probably think that I lose more then I win but you’ve only ever been allowed to see a side of me that I only want you to see.
Do you think Goryokaku, would marry a woman who couldn’t handle herself or give as good as he can, do you think he would allow me to Valet and manage the Dark Ones if I didn’t know what I was doing and how to use the resources at hand. Now Samu I could be in laymen’s terms a bitch and have Viper banned from ringside force the card to be completely re-written in my favour but I’m not, at least not in the sense you believe instead I’m going to call your bluff, and lay one down of my own.
You see Samu if Viper so much as lays a finger on me he will be dragged from ring side his Team will be targeted and torn apart, and you Samu will be told that the result of your match has become null and void because your big hand couldn’t control his own little temper. You may believe this match is in the bag but it is far from that this match has only just begun and I won’t allow a loss from Wench, after all she is one half of the tag team champions.
Now we get onto the next facts Wenches skills, the ones you seem to think are defunct, nothing kaput, pointless and all of the above.
Wench: Hey I hope this is going somewhere?
Tanya Adams: It is, just be patient Wench I have to let Adrianna understand what she is saying before I point out the flaw in her belief system. Now where was I yes that’s it, you accused Wench of basically having no technical skills, that her fire has drained out over the past couple of years and yet you haven’t seen who she has had to face, most of her opponents Adrianna much like you have been taller heavier than her.
So just like you she’s had to use a lot of high risk manoeuvres are we seeing a pattern emerging or would you like me to simplify things for your Canadian brain to compute easier?
Let me make things easier for you to understand, she has been trained by her Husband Hellspawn in the fine arts of hitting things as hard and as often as she can, she has been trained by Alexander Draven in the art of using one’s own momentum and the momentum of your opponent to your own advantage.
She has been trained by Goryokaku, a technical wrestler with a heavy Submission hold repertoire in fact it has been called by some a master class in submission wrestling, you see her training evolved from learning how to apply simple holds and break out of them, it’s moved into adapting a hold to apply it in any situation and at any time.
Gory, hasn’t used his skills to often because it hasn’t been required nobody who has faced him in that ring could put up a real technical fight that would require him to point out their flaws.
Now let’s grasp all that Adrianna, can you understand that Wench has grown since you’ve faced her that you can’t just play your cards because you believe your cards are always going to be superior to any card your opponent could play.
Wench has had the technical training, since you last faced off and she has something you don’t have Adrianna, she has me in her corner looking to make sure she achieves what she wants and that’s where the advantage lies Samu, you don’t know me you don’t know how I work and what I do, in fact you have no idea if I have any background in fighting what so ever do you.
Now that’s going to be my hand Samu, because you can only guess you can’t research my history because it’s never been filmed and you can’t plan for what I will bring because you don’t know how I think, now here’s where the real game of poker begins, do you fold your hand and accept the inevitable defeat, or do you call my hand and hope I’m not packing a royal flush?
It’s all your choice Samu but if you want a little more perspective let me make one last statment, Wench is a Dark One and the Dark Ones look after each other do you have enough friends to stop any backlash that will come if you defy the Dark Ones favourite girls?
Tanya takes some chips from her said and throws them into the center.
Tanya Adams: I call and raise $150,000 your move Wench you going to try and call my bluff too?
Wench throws some chips in a smile on her face.
Wench: I call.
She lays her hand down a straight flush, a wicked grin on her face as Tanya’s smile drops.
Tanya: Damn it all I have is this....
Tanya lays her cards on the table face up it’s a Royal Flush, Wench opens her mouth and begins to use her repertoire of swear words. As Tanya scoops all the chips, and both bra’s she shuffles around a bit then lays her panties on the table.
Tanya: Last hand?
The scene fades to black.
