Post by scottjacobs on Jul 31, 2008 17:02:29 GMT -6
"Somewhere in Texas, inside a bar of course.... with George Strait's "All my ex's live in Texas, blasting on the jukebox. As the camera fades in we see our, not so much of a hero, Scott Jacobs sitting on a stool at the bar of course, trying to get some service"
(Scott bangs his fist on the bar top, yelling out his frustrations)
Scott: Where the hell is the bar keep....I want something to chase my blues away....
(Out from the back walks out a bartender, with a look of being pissed off across his face)
Barkeep: My god, Scott.. you again? Damn boy, haven't you got a job yet? I know your heart broken since you lost your last wrestling gig, but brother you got to move on.
(Scott just looks over the bartender and laughs)
Scott: You think you know me don't ya? Just another two bit loser who cant get another job...
(The bar keep nods his head up and down for "yes")
Scott: Well man, I'm here to tell you... well, hmm you just might be right!
(The bartender looks shocked at Scott's words, as the down on his luck wrestler stands to his feet)
Scott: You know, the old Scott Jacobs would never be doing this, so why am I? Why am I so down in the dumps? Over a federation that had no idea what they had with me?
(The bartender laughs a little then speaks in a deep tone)
Barkeep: Well Scott, you have a drinking problem, you date more women then I change under pants, and your about as "pissy acting" as a teenage girl. So, what did they miss out on exactly?
(Scott kind of stumbles and smiles a little)
Scott: Hell, I thought all wrestlers where like that? hmm well none the less, I got to get me some work, I'm driving myself crazy over here!
(Barkeep, picks up a glass and cleans it)
Barkeep: Well, what do you plan on doing about that, hero!
(Scott throws his arms up in the air and shouts)
Scott: I'm going to be a champion!
(The barkeep rolls his eyes)
Scott: Oh Yeah!, well you just wait and see, I'm going to put my name out there and someone will find me, and when they do, I'm going to work out like I never had before, I'm going to be the best Champion that federation has ever seen, I'm gonna.... I'm gonna... go take a nap, I'm feeling sleepy
(Scott takes about two steps to the door and pass' out drunk, the barkeep hears the thud and runs over to Scott laughing)
Barkeep: Well Scott, looks like things are the same to me, but who knows, maybe you will change, just maybe!
(At this time the barkeep happens to see a piece of paper sticking out of the back pocket of Scott's jeans. Being the nosey person he is, the barkeep gently takes the paper out of Scott's pocket. The Barkeep starts to read)
Barkeep: Dear Mr. Jacobs, it is with pleasure to let you know that you have been placed on the roster as a wrestling talent with in the SNW ranks. We expect you to report to HQ ASAP!
(The Barkeep smiles and throws the acceptance letter on the passed out soon to be SNW wrestling star.)
Barkeep: Drunk fool!
(Scott bangs his fist on the bar top, yelling out his frustrations)
Scott: Where the hell is the bar keep....I want something to chase my blues away....
(Out from the back walks out a bartender, with a look of being pissed off across his face)
Barkeep: My god, Scott.. you again? Damn boy, haven't you got a job yet? I know your heart broken since you lost your last wrestling gig, but brother you got to move on.
(Scott just looks over the bartender and laughs)
Scott: You think you know me don't ya? Just another two bit loser who cant get another job...
(The bar keep nods his head up and down for "yes")
Scott: Well man, I'm here to tell you... well, hmm you just might be right!
(The bartender looks shocked at Scott's words, as the down on his luck wrestler stands to his feet)
Scott: You know, the old Scott Jacobs would never be doing this, so why am I? Why am I so down in the dumps? Over a federation that had no idea what they had with me?
(The bartender laughs a little then speaks in a deep tone)
Barkeep: Well Scott, you have a drinking problem, you date more women then I change under pants, and your about as "pissy acting" as a teenage girl. So, what did they miss out on exactly?
(Scott kind of stumbles and smiles a little)
Scott: Hell, I thought all wrestlers where like that? hmm well none the less, I got to get me some work, I'm driving myself crazy over here!
(Barkeep, picks up a glass and cleans it)
Barkeep: Well, what do you plan on doing about that, hero!
(Scott throws his arms up in the air and shouts)
Scott: I'm going to be a champion!
(The barkeep rolls his eyes)
Scott: Oh Yeah!, well you just wait and see, I'm going to put my name out there and someone will find me, and when they do, I'm going to work out like I never had before, I'm going to be the best Champion that federation has ever seen, I'm gonna.... I'm gonna... go take a nap, I'm feeling sleepy
(Scott takes about two steps to the door and pass' out drunk, the barkeep hears the thud and runs over to Scott laughing)
Barkeep: Well Scott, looks like things are the same to me, but who knows, maybe you will change, just maybe!
(At this time the barkeep happens to see a piece of paper sticking out of the back pocket of Scott's jeans. Being the nosey person he is, the barkeep gently takes the paper out of Scott's pocket. The Barkeep starts to read)
Barkeep: Dear Mr. Jacobs, it is with pleasure to let you know that you have been placed on the roster as a wrestling talent with in the SNW ranks. We expect you to report to HQ ASAP!
(The Barkeep smiles and throws the acceptance letter on the passed out soon to be SNW wrestling star.)
Barkeep: Drunk fool!