The Main Event: 8/28/10

[Hollywood]

-Before the show began, there was a ten bell salute for Luna Vachon, who had recently passed away.

-"The Hollywood Highlight" AJ Miller defeated Ryne Sunberg via submission after locking Sunberg into the Inside Scoop.

-Chris P. defeated Zachary Smith via pinfall after nailing the Endgame off the top turnbuckle. Right before the finish, Danny Palis came down to ringside and distracted Smith, leaving him vulnerable to be taken down with the Old School Slam preceding the Endgame.

The promo ticker music(the music that was used on the old WWF Saturday Night's Main Event shows when wrestlers cut quick promos at the beginning of the show) is playing in the background as we get some quick promos from several SNW wrestlers. We start with Kijar Donnelly, Seth Davids, Versus Vince, and Valerie Snyder sitting at a poker table.

KIJAR DONNELLY
Is this what yous really do with your Saturday nights, ova hea?

SETH DAVIDS
All this time and you didn't know?

KIJAR DONNELLY
What am I, psychic?

VERSUS VINCE
If you were, you could tell how much danger you are in for against Robert Ravencroft.

VALERIE SNYDER
Yeah, I told you that he was gonna be trouble, and that's all he will be.

KIJAR DONNELLY
Relax, I got that fightin' Italian blood.

SETH DAVIDS
Lucky had that fighting American Blood, where did that get him?

VERSUS VINCE
At home, safe, and out of this painful world we live in.

KIJAR DONNELLY
Exactly what I was gonna say. You need to loosen up, all of ya.

VALERIE SNYDER
FLUSH! Read it and weep, boys.

SETH DAVIDS
Stop bringing her to Poker night, Vince!

We switch over to the Gambler, sitting down at the desk inside the principal's office of Trinity High School, converting it into a makeshift poker table. Cards are spread out, and he throws cards onto the desk.

THE GAMBLER
Boys, leave the poker to the professionals. A lesson that Matt Margera is going to learn the hard way tonight. Matt, you've gambled with your career one too many times. And every time things don't go your way, you fold your deck and go home. Well tonight, you won't even get that opportunity because I'm finishing you off once and for all, and your team will already be down 4 to 3 come Natural Selection.

We switch to Matt Margera, sitting on top of the roof of Trinity High School in the dead of night.

MATT MARGERA
Gambler, don't you be throwing stones at me. I have grown and learned from mistakes. And tonight, I go for the daily double on your head. I tee off on you with the horsehead cane, then I send your head flying off into outer space with the Benihana.

Shot switches over to James Jackson, who's standing outside the doors of Trinity High School.

JAMES JACKSON
Wrestling and the number three go hand in hand. Demolition were the first ever three time WWF Tag Team Champions. Three is the number of seconds it can take for a match to end. Fritz Von Erich completed a double trifecta in his own family. And tonight is the third time I will be facing Jack Clinton in an SNW ring. The previous two times I have beat him in the middle of the ring, and tonight, the third time will be the charm when I become SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion.

Final promo shot switches over to Jack Clinton, wearing his SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship around his waist, standing in front of a chalkboard inside a classroom in Trinity High School. On the board, it says "James Jackson 2 - Jack Clinton 1=SNW Texas Champ, Jack Clinton."

JACK CLINTON
For months I was the hunter. I was the guy who was chasing down the target. Now I'm the hunted, but I still like the chase. So, James Jackson, you think you got what it takes? I don't think you do, and neither does anybody else. You want it? Come pry it from me. And if you can't, I'll be more than happy to send you to the principal's office, and I'll be laughing even harder when he puts you in the dunce's corner!

Shot switches over to the show open as the music transitions to "Obsession" by Animotion. We see a montage of clips featuring the superstars of SNW.



The camera cuts to inside the Trinity High School gymnasium, where a raucous crowd is on hand, holding up signs such as "LD SMELLS!" "ALEX DANIELS > RILEY DODGE!" and "SIGN LIZMARK JR!" We hear Candice Crawford welcoming us to the broadcast.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Coming to you from Trinity High School in Euless, Texas, home of the Trinity Trojans, it's time for The Main Event!

Camera cuts over to Candice Crawford and Jasno Martel, who are standing behind the broadcast table at ringside, with Candice holding the mic.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Welcome, everyone to The Main Event. With Mark Followill stepping down, I'm stepping up and hope to enjoy the wild ride that is Sports Nutz Wrestling. Joining me tonight is a mainstay here in SNW, Jason Martel.

JASON MARTEL
Candice, I came this close to cleaning Fozzywill's clock before he left recently. So don't think that just because you're a woman that I'll let you off any easier.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Be that as it may, tonight, we have three big title matches, and a grudge match that could spell trouble for one of two factions here in SNW.

JASON MARTEL
That's right. Tonight, Y Kores put their Texas Tag Team Titles on the line against the Alley Ratz, and as much as I hate to say it, the advantage goes to Y Kores because Eddy and Twitch have no idea which two members of Y Kores they're facing.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Also tonight, Jack Clinton puts the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship on the line against James Jackson.

JASON MARTEL
I believe tonight that the third time will be the charm for the Modern Day Hero.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
In a Lucky 21 Match, Robert Ravencroft puts his Bad Blood Title on the line against Kijar Donnelly.

JASON MARTEL
My prediction: Kijar Donnelly will go the way of Lucky Kage.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
And for one night only, the Gambler will don the tights as he takes on Matt Margera in a Horsehead Cane On A Pole Match.

JASON MARTEL
At least it's not Viagra On A Pole.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Don't be giving President Myke Rhines any ideas, Jason. In any event, let's send it over to Brenda Price, who's standing by with the Alley Ratz.

Shot switches over to in front of a set of lockers, where Brenda Price is standing by with Eddy and Twitch.

BRENDA PRICE
Alright, with me now are the #1 contenders to the Texas Tag Team Titles, Eddy and Twitch, the Alley Ratz.

EDDY
Brenda, you hang out with Y Kores quite a bit, right?

BRENDA PRICE
Well I'm always assigned to interview them for whatever reason, yes. What's it to you?

TWITCH
What Eddy is trying to get at, Brenda, is that maybe you know which two members of Y Kores we'll be facing tonight.

BRENDA PRICE
Are you kidding me?! I'm doing good just to get them to tell me how a night out on the town went.

EDDY
Well to be quite honest, it doesn't matter which two we'll face because we know we can take them. Hell, we can beat all three of them if we have to.

TWITCH
Yeah, tonight, their ass is grass and we're gonna smoke it! Eddy, let's go.

Eddy and Twitch walk off.

BRENDA PRICE
Well there you have it from the challengers. They're ready no matter which two members of Y Kores they have to face. Let's see if they can become two time Texas Tag Team Champions. Candice, Jason, back to you.

Shot goes back to inside Trinity High School as "Chicken Huntin" by the Insane Clown Posse blasts over the PA. The fans boo their lungs out as Eddy and Twitch appear from behind the curtain and make their way down to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
The following tag team contest is set for one fall and is for the SNW Texas Tag Team Championship! Introducing first the challengers... the team of Eddy and Twitch, the Alley Ratz!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
The last time the Alley Ratz had the Texas Tag Team belts, they only had them for a month before TNT won them right back at 4 Up in 2009.

JASON MARTEL
You better believe that the Alley Ratz would love nothing more than to have Y Kores have a reign shorter than theirs, and to have a much longer title reign this time around.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Now earlier you said that the advantage goes to Y Kores by virtue of the fact that the Alley Ratz aren't sure which two they'll be facing. However, one could make the case that the Ratz may have an advantage as they may have gotten Y Kores off their game with the attacks in recent weeks.

JASON MARTEL
That's true as well. Y Kores may be more focused on trying to get back at the Alley Ratz than holding onto their belts.

The Alley Ratz slide into the ring, taunting the angry fans, inciting them even more as their music dies down. "You Better Pray" by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus blasts over the PA, and the crowd goes crazy as Xander Nova leads Adriana Samu, Rory Kotch and Petrina Rotchester down to the ring. Samu and Kotch are wearing their Texas Tag Team belts, and Rotchester is wearing her replica Texas Tag Team belt.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents, led to the ring by Xander Nova... they are the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions... Y Kores!

JASON MARTEL
Which two Y Kores are going to face the Alley Ratz?

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Well I believe we're going to find out when we come back from this commercial time out.

[Hollywood]

Back from commercial, and Danny Palis and "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, holding his Von Erich Memorial Title over his shoulder, have made their way down to ringside, yelling across the ring at Xander Nova and Rory Kotch as the ref goes to the outside to keep them separated.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
During the break, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels and Danny Palis, who will be teaming with the Alley Ratz at Natural Selection, made their way to ringside, much to the chagrin of Xander Nova and Y Kores.

JASON MARTEL
Well from what I can tell, Danny and Alex are just trying to keep things even. You have Xander Nova and Rory Kotch standing outside the ring in Y Kores' corner. Meanwhile, the Alley Ratz have nobody in their corner. As much as Alex Daniels may not like the Alley Ratz, he dislikes Y Kores even more, so he's picking the lesser of two evils here.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
And it looks like we're ready to get this match underway as referee Danny Travers has separated these two parties, sending them to their respective corners.

SNW Texas Tag Team Championships
Y Kores (c) vs Alley Ratz

The match starts off with Samu and Twitch circling the ring, feeling each other out before locking up. They jockey for position, both of them trying to get the advantage. Samu takes Twitch down with a headlock takeover. Samu holds on to the headlock as the ref goes down to check on Twitch. Twitch rolls Samu up as she holds onto the headlock. ONE... TWO... Samu comes back down to break the count, holding on to the headlock. Twitch rolls her back up... ONE... TWO... Samu comes back down. This time, Twitch fights his way back up as Samu holds on to the headlock. But it costs her as Twitch takes her down with a back suplex. Twitch picks Samu up, then takes her right back down with a vertical suplex. He goes over to the corner, making the tag to Eddy. They whip Samu into the ropes, she rebounds off the ropes and they knock her down with a double crescent kick. Twitch goes back to his corner as Eddy works Samu over with a series of stomps. Samu is fighting her way up as Twitch nails her with several clubbing blows to the back.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Samu is getting back to her feet as Eddy goes to run the ropes. Eddy off the ropes and he goes for a swinging neckbreaker, but Samu counters with a backslide! ONE... TWO... Eddy kicks out just in the nick of time.

JASON MARTEL
Eddy should've kept the pressure on Adriana Samu instead of giving her time to catch a second wind by going for that swinging neckbreaker.

Eddy is back to his feet, but so is Samu as she catches him and brings him down with a Russian leg sweep. Samu makes the tag to Rotchester, who enters the ring as Samu picks Eddy up and hits him with an enziguri kick to the back of the head. Eddy is turned around by the enziguri and walks right into a DDT from Rotchester, who goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... Twitch runs in and breaks up the count with a leg drop to the back of Rotchester's head. Rotchester holds onto the back of her head as she rolls off of Eddy, who tries to pick himself up. Rotchester and Eddy are both back to their feet, and Eddy knocks Rotchester down with a spinning heel kick, then makes the tag to Twitch. Twitch and Eddy work over Rotchester, stomping away at her as referee Danny Travers yells at Eddy to get back into his corner. As the ref is distracted with Eddy, Twitch grabs a hold of Rotchester's head and holds her between the ropes, allowing Danny Palis to gross her out as he grabs her by the head and plants an unwanted kiss on her lips. She rolls over, about to gag as Twitch picks her up and bodyslams her to the canvas.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
How repulsive on the part of the Sahara Reign!

JASON MARTEL
Hey, chicks dig rockstars!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
I doubt Petrina Rotchester digs Danny Palis.

As Twitch locks Rotchester in a surfboard stretch, Zachary Smith storms out to ringside to a nice pop from the crowd. Kid Thunder taps Danny Palis on the shoulder, telling him to look over down the aisle. Danny is not amused at the sight of Zachary Smith coming down to ringside.

JASON MARTEL
Now what business does Zachary Smith have coming down here?!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
What business did Danny Palis have making a pass at Petrina Rotchester?!

Zachary is down at ringside, yelling at the ref and pointing over at Danny Palis, telling the ref what Palis did to Petrina Rotchester. The ref looks over at Palis, questioning him about what happened as Palis throws his arms up in the air, trying to claim innocence. Meanwhile, Twitch picks Rotchester up and hoists her up on his shoulders. He spins her around and around in an airplane spin, then slams her down to the canvas as he makes the tag to Eddy. Eddy climbs to to the top turnbuckle, then comes crashing down across Rotchester's throat with a flying leg drop. Eddy goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... Samu runs in and breaks up the pin, frustrating Eddy. Eddy picks Rotchester and whips her hard into the corner, sending her down in a seated position in the corner. Eddy backs up, then charges in and nails Rotchester with a double knee to her face in the corner. He showboats and hot dogs it for the crowd as they boo him out of the building. Eddy looks over at Rotchester, measuring her up for another double knee to her face in the corner. He charges in and goes for another double knee, but Rotchester moves out of the way as he crashes into the corner.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Both Eddy and Petrina Rotchester are down and need to make a tag.

JASON MARTEL
What I'd like to know is how come Zachary Smith hasn't been ejected from ringside yet.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Same reason Danny Palis and Alex Daniels haven't been ejected yet.

JASON MARTEL
Hey, Danny and Alex are only there to even the odds with Xander Nova and Rory Kotch outside the ring. There's no need for Zachary Smith to be there.

Both Rotchester and Eddy slowly crawl over to their respective corners. Eddy makes the tag first, and Twitch comes running in. But Rotchester makes the tag to Samu at the same time that Eddy tagged Twitch, allowing Samu to jump up and springboard off the top rope and knock Twitch down with a springboard clothesline to a big pop from the crowd. Danny Palis hops up on the ring apron, and Samu runs and nails him with a jump kick to the head, sending him crashing into the security barricade on the ringside floor. Kid Thunder hops up on the ring apron as well, and Samu knocks him down to the floor as well with an enziguri kick to the back of the head. Samu turns around, only for Twitch to knock her down with a front dropkick. Twitch proceeds to go to the top turnbuckle, his back turned to Samu. He comes crashing down onto Samu with a Faygo Splash. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Rotchester runs in and breaks it up. Eddy runs in and attempts to tackle Rotchester, but she hiptosses him down to the canvas. He gets back up, but Rotchester Cactus-clotheslines him, sending her crashing onto the floor with him. The ref gets distracted and goes to try and pry Rotchester off of Eddy as she punches away at him. Meanwhile, Rory Kotch throws her pipe into the ring, but Twitch intercepts it. Twitch is taunting her with it. He doesn't notice Xander Nova sneaking over and handing Samu the championship belt that Rory Kotch had handed to him earlier. Twitch turns around, and Samu knocks him out cold with the Texas Tag Team belt to a huge pop from the crowd. Samu throws the belt back over to Kotch as Rotchester goes back to her corner, freeing up the ref who slides in to make the count. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Winners: Y Kores

MONICA DELUCA
Your winners and still SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Y Kores!

JASON MARTEL
What a miscarriage of justice!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
They're only fighting fire with fire!

JASON MARTEL
The Alley Ratz never tried to bring weapons into this!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Well last I checked, here in SNW, there's nothing illegal about Y Kores using weapons against the Alley Ratz.

JASON MARTEL
Well there should be! Chris P. and the Enforcers of Pain are right! This federation is going to Hell in a handbasket!

As "You Better Pray" by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus plays over the PA, all three Y Kores hold their respective belts up as they make their way to the back with Xander Nova and Zachary Smith. Kid Thunder, Danny Palis and the Alley Ratz are all holding their heads, sneering over at their opponents come Natural Selection.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Still to come on The Main Event... Robert Ravencroft defends the Bad Blood Title in a Lucky 21 Match against Kijar Donnelly... Matt Margera takes on the Gambler in a Horsehead Cane On A Pole Match... and Jack Clinton defends the Texas Heavyweight Championship against James Jackson! The Main Event returns right after this!

[Hollywood]

The camera pans around inside the Trinity High School gym as the fans are awaiting the next match.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
We're back with more of The Main Event here in Euless, Texas. Up next, Jack Clinton faces his toughest test yet as SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion as he puts the belt on the line against a man he has yet to defeat here in Sports Nutz Wrestling, "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson. Right now, let's go to Misty Crawford, no relation, who is standing by with the challenger.

Shot switches over in front of the lockers inside one of the hallways of Trinity High School, where Misty Crawford is standing by with James Jackson.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Thank you, Candice. James Jackson, you may have really put your foot in your mouth this time after stating that you'd tear up your contract and leave SNW should you be unable to beat Jack Clinton for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship. How can you be so foolish?!

JAMES JACKSON
Foolish? You really think that the wager I have made is foolish? I'll tell you why it's not foolish. Every time Jack Clinton and I have faced off here in SNW, I have beat him. There's no reason this time will be any different than the times before. And this time, I looked over everything to make sure that Clinton couldn't try to swindle me like the last time I beat him on The Main Event back last spring. Tonight, SNW will finally have a Texas Champion to be proud of, and most importantly, a real wrestler's wrestler to call Texas Heavyweight Champion.

Jackson walks off as Misty turns to the camera.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Well there you have it from "The Modern Day Hero," who may very well look like a "Modern Day Turkey" after the night is over. Now, let's send it over to Brenda Price, who is standing by with the champion.

Shot switches to inside a locker room, where Brenda Price is standing by with Jack Clinton, who's wearing his championship belt.

BRENDA PRICE
Jack Clinton, we just heard what your opponent, James Jackson had to say. He brought up how each time you and him have squared off, that he's had the upper hand. And he's now upped the ante by stating that if he loses tonight, he will rip up his contract and leave SNW.

JACK CLINTON
You know, it's the same song and dance with this douchebag. Now I'll give the man credit in that I expect him to last longer than the three seconds the last Chris Chris-like doucher that received a title shot elsewhere. However, the past times we've met here not withstanding, even the greatest athletes have their off days. Why, look at Cliff Lee. He's had an otherwise great year, and even he has had some off games here and there. And sometimes, there were outside circumstances that he could not control. The same could be said for my journey to the top of the Texas wrestling scene, specifically here in SNW. Yes, I've had my share of clunker losses, and guess what? Outside forces, be they the referees only being human and not being able to see an underhanded tactic, or other dubious circumstances, have been involved. But I didn't give up. I didn't take my ball and go home. I kept at it, and now I am the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, and I'll be damned if I lose it after only a short period of time to an undeserving piece of human garbage! Jackson, get ready to say goodbye to the state of Texas for a long time to come.

Clinton leaves the locker room area as the shot switches to inside the Trinity High School gym. "Remember The Name" by Fort Minor blasts over the PA as the fans boo their lungs out. James Jackson makes his way out from behind the curtain, ignoring the heckling of the crowd.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
It's gut check time for the self-proclaimed "Modern Day Hero" as if he loses tonight, he has to leave SNW. A bit overconfident if you ask me.

JASON MARTEL
How is it overconfident, Candice? After all, Jack Clinton can't seem to buy a win against James Jackson here in SNW.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
True, but you have to think that with everything on the line that Jack Clinton will be a lot tougher tonight than he's ever been.

Jackson stops halfway down the aisle and raises his arms as he puts his head down, then walks down the rest of the way to the ring. He slides in as his music dies down and he waits for his opponent. The fans come alive as the opening notes of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica play over the loudspeakers. The fans wait approximately 24 seconds as the main drums begin to kick in and Jack Clinton appears from behind the curtain, proudly wearing his Texas Championship belt around his waist. He scans the raucous crowd, nods his head, then proceeds to make his way down to the ring.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Jack Clinton couldn't beat James Jackson in their first two meetings here in SNW. Will the third time be the charm for our current SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion?

JASON MARTEL
No, for the simple fact that James Jackson is a better pure wrestler than Jack Clinton is. Jack Clinton saying that Jackson is a worthless hack is just Clinton being his insecure self. Believe me, I would know from having worked in the same defunct company as the big buffoon.

Clinton walks up the ringsteps, then steps over the top rope to enter the ring as he takes his championship belt off and hands it to referee Rick Maynard. Monica Deluca is ready to make the announcements.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall and it is for the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, the challenger... from Los Angeles, California by way of the Great White North and weighing 220 lbs... "The Modern Day Hero" James Jackson!

The fans boo their lungs out as Jackson raises his arms up in the air.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent... from San Diego, California and weighing 355 lbs... he is the reigning SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion... Jack Clinton!

The fans cheer their lungs out as Clinton raises his arms up in the air. The ref shows the belt to Jackson, shows it to Clinton, then holds it up in the air before handing it to Monica, who takes it with her to the timekeeper's table. The ref signals for the bell and we are underway.

SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship Match
Jack Clinton(c) vs James Jackson

Clinton and Jackson circle the ring, with Jackson attempting to take Clinton down with a single-leg takedown. However, Clinton blocks the attempt and clubs away at Jackson with several clubbing forearm blows to the back of the neck. Clinton then picks Jackson up and whips him into the ropes. Clinton gets his foot up for a big boot, but Jackson holds onto the ropes and uses his momentum to get out of the ring, halting Clinton's momentum.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
James Jackson diving to the outside and taking a breather.

JASON MARTEL
Something that your boy Tony will be doing a lot of this coming football season because his protection will break down easier than an old man.

Clinton throws his arms up in the air, waiting for Jackson to get back in the ring as Jackson turns to jaw with some ringside fans who are giving him the business. Clinton throws his arms down, saying to himself "F*ck it!" and goes after Jackson, whose back is turned to Clinton while he's still down on the floor, arguing with the ringsiders. Clinton grabs Jackson by the hair and pulls him up to the apron, but Jackson seems prepared and brings Clinton down throat-first across the ropes, staggering Clinton back. Jackson, meanwhile, grabs a hold of the ropes, jumps up in the air and springboards off the middle portion of the top rope and nailing Clinton with a Springboard Missile Dropkick, sending him down to the canvas.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
We're not even five minutes into this match and James Jackson has already taken the big man, Jack Clinton, down to the mat!

JASON MARTEL
I'm telling you, Jack Clinton cannot beat James Jackson!

Jackson goes for an immediate pinfall attempt after the Springboard Missile Dropkick. ONE... Clinton kicks out with ease, powering Jackson off of him. Clinton turns over, and Jackson immediately locks in a Fujiwara Armbar. However, Clinton fights his way back up to his feet as Jackson tries to hold on. With Jackson holding onto Clinton's arm, Clinton is able to slam Jackson down with a Sidewalk Slam, causing Jackson to let go by default. Clinton goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Jackson kicks out. Clinton picks Jackson up by the head and whips him into the corner. Clinton charges in, attempting to follow up with a running clothesline in the corner, but Jackson sidesteps out of the way just in time as Clinton crashes chest-first into the corner. Clinton staggers out of the corner as Jackson springboards off the middle ropes to Clinton's right, coming back with a springboard Shining Wizard to Clinton's head, knocking Clinton down to one knee. Jackson runs and bounces off the ropes, and off the rebound he nails Clinton in the head with another Shining Wizard, taking the big man down to the canvas.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Clinton is down and may be out!

JASON MARTEL
New champion! I can feel it!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
ONE!... TWO!... Clinton kicks out.

Clinton tries to get up, but Jackson immediately locks him in a Dragon Sleeper.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
James Jackson is relentless here in the early portion of the match!

JASON MARTEL
This just shows how bad he wants that SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship. This move may not make Clinton submit, but you better believe it will certainly take quite a bit out of the tank.

Jackson cinches in on the Dragon Sleeper as the ref asks Clinton if he gives up, but he refuses to do so. Clinton is struggling to fight his way back up as Jackson tries to hold onto the Dragon Sleeper. Clinton finally struggles his way back up as Jackson holds on, allowing Clinton to shift Jackson into position on his shoulders. Clinton runs and slams Jackson down with a running powerslam transitioned immediately into a pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... Jackson gets the shoulder up. Clinton picks Jackson up by the head and punches away at him, then grabs his head and slams him headfirst onto the top turnbuckle, turning Jackson around. With Jackson stood up against the corner, Clinton climbs to the middle turnbuckle, plays to the crowd by raising his fist in the air while they cheer him on, then proceeds to punch away at Jackson.

1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9...

Before Clinton can land that tenth and final punch, Jackson nails him with a low blow, halting Clinton in his tracks. Jackson uses his strength to hold onto Clinton as he moves out of the corner, then brings Clinton down with an Inverted Atomic Drop, doing a bit more damage to Clinton's groin as he holds onto his family jewels. Jackson summons his strength as he takes Clinton up and over with a Northern Lights Suplex with a bridge for a pin. ONE... TWO... Clinton gets the shoulder up. Jackson gets back to his feet as Clinton rolls over in an attempt to get up, but Jackson stomps away at him. Clinton is back to his knees, but Jackson peppers away at him with several forearm shots while Clinton tries to fight his way back up. Jackson goes and runs to the ropes. He bounces off the ropes and attempts a Yakuza Kick to Clinton's head, but Clinton sidesteps out of the way as Jackson's foot lands on the canvas after missing the kick. Jackson turns around and is immediately knocked down with a ferocious clothesline from Clinton, the momentum of which brings Clinton down with Jackson.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
James Jackson gave Jack Clinton a little too long to recover and he's paid the price as Clinton looks to finish him off. ONE!... TWO!... NO! Jackson gets the shoulder up just in the nick of time.

JASON MARTEL
So close, yet so far for both of these men here tonight.

Clinton shakes his head as he can't believe Jackson got the shoulder up. Clinton goes to pick Jackson up by the head, then lifts him up in the air for a vertical suplex, but he elects to hold Jackson up in the air for a good minute, then slams him down hard.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Delayed vertical suplex, and Jack Clinton looks to put James Jackson away once more. ONE!... TWO!... Jackson again gets the shoulder up.

JASON MARTEL
How many times do I have to tell you, Candice? Jack Clinton cannot beat James Jackson.

Clinton again can't believe that he couldn't put Jackson away, and again goes to pick him up. But this time, Jackson surprises Clinton with an STO from out of nowhere. Jackson goes to pick up Clinton's right leg and tries to turn him over, but Clinton tries to stop Jackson from turning him over. Jackson is able to get Clinton over and goes down to lock Clinton in an STF in the center of the ring as the crowd is now louder than ever.

PLEASE DON'T TAP! PLEASE DON'T TAP! PLEASE DON'T TAP!

JASON MARTEL
Are these fans really chanting "Please don't tap"?!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Oh I'm so sorry that these fans don't like your favorite wrestler in the world.

JASON MARTEL
And I'm sorry that even true Cowboys fans don't like your boyfriend.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
You keep it up and I'll slap the taste out of your mouth!

JASON MARTEL
Oh, and here I thought you were a professional broadcast journalist!

Clinton is trying to make his way to the ropes, but it proves to be difficult as Jackson holds onto the STF. The ref goes down to see if Clinton submits or taps, but Clinton refuses.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Clinton is trying to make his way to the ropes, as in SNW, even though there are no disqualifications or count outs, a wrestler must still break a hold by the count of five if his opponent gets in the ropes. If he doesn't release the hold after his opponent makes it to the ropes, the referee reserves the right to physically force the break.

JASON MARTEL
Well, I don't think this ref would want to mess with James Jackson.

Clinton slowly but surely fights his way over to the ropes, grabbing a hold as the ref begins his count. Jackson lets go, but then drags Clinton back and again goes for the hold. But Clinton is ready for Jackson to go for the hold again as he grabs Jackson's hands, blocking the attempt as the crowd is cheering Clinton on. Clinton fights his way back to his knees as Jackson tries to hold on. Clinton then kicks Jackson in the gut, puts Jackson's head in between his(Clinton's) legs, then lifts him high up in the air, bringing him down with a ferocious elevated powerbomb to a huge pop from the crowd.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
The Three Story Hell Ride!

JASON MARTEL
No!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Clinton goes for the cover! ONE!....

JASON MARTEL
Kick out!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
TWO!...

JASON MARTEL
Dammit, kick out!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
THREE!

JASON MARTEL
DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT!

Winner: Jack Clinton

The crowd lets out a deafening roar of approval as the bell sounds and "Enter Sandman" starts up with the drums kicking in. The ref retrieves the Texas Championship belt and hands it to Clinton, who stands up and holds the belt up in the air.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner and still SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Jack Clinton!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Jack Clinton has finally gotten the proverbial monkey of not being able to beat James Jackson in SNW off his back as we see here on the replay how it all went down.

We see a slow-motion instant replay of Clinton hitting Jackson with the Three Story Hell Ride.

JASON MARTEL
I'm not calling this.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Well I will. Jack Clinton gets James Jackson high up in the air, then slams him down with authority here with the Three Story Hell Ride, and he retains the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship.

The shot now switches to show the camera panning around the Trinity High School gymnasium.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Ladies and gentlemen, still to come here on The Main Event... Robert Ravencroft defends the SNW Bad Blood Championship against Kijar Donnelly in a Lucky 21 Match. And Matt Margera takes on the Gambler in a Horsehead Cane On A Pole Match. All that and more still to come here tonight! We'll be right back.

[Hollywood]

The camera pans around to show the fans inside the Trinity High School gymnasium.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Up next, Robert Ravencroft defends the Bad Blood Title against "The Italian Stallion" Kijar Donnelly in a Lucky 21 Match.

JASON MARTEL
Definitely put the kids to bed for this one, as the way to win this match is to use a staple gun to staple $21 to your opponent.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Right now, let's take it over to Misty Crawford, no relation, who's standing by with Robert Ravencroft.

Shot switches over in front of the lockers inside one of the hallways of Trinity High School, where Misty Crawford is standing by with Robert Ravencroft.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Joining me now is Robert Ravencroft, who will be defending his Bad Blood Title for the first time tonight against "The Italian Stallion" Kijar Donnelly in a Lucky 21 Match. Robert, one would think that a match like this, where there will definitely be blood, would be right up your alley.

ROBERT RAVENCROFT
Believe me, this match is right up my alley. Kijar Donnelly is like that dog that returns to his vomit. He can't get the hint that he cannot beat me. But that's OK, because it will be my pleasure to end his career, just like I ended Lucky Kage's career.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Now speaking of the Versus Violation, any further progress on trying to recruit Blake Snyder from what we've seen on SNW.com this week?

ROBERT RAVENCROFT
You are on a need to know basis. You will find out about it when I think you need to know.

Robert walks off on his way to the match.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Well, no further information on Robert Ravencroft's attempts to recruit Blake Snyder. Will we find out tonight? Will we find out within the coming days? Only time will tell. Candice, Jason, back to you.

Shot goes back to ringside. "Vampire Rock Anthem" begins playing, and the boo birds are out in force as Robert Ravencroft walks out from behind the curtain.

MONICA DELUCA
This Lucky 21 is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the SNW Bad Blood Championship! The rules state that the winner is the first to staple dollar bills to the amount of $21 to their opponent. Also, for this contest, valets have been banned from ringside. Introducing first, from San Antonio, Texas, weighing in at 250 lbs... he is the SNW Bad Blood Champion... Robert Ravencroft!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
I think that although he's undefeated, he just hasn't faced a formidable opponent.

JASON MARTEL
Insisting that everyone he's faced has been easy? That's putting down Kijar Donnelly. What adrenaline junkie fan would put down Kijar Donnelly?

CANDICE CRAWFORD
I didn't say that. All I said is that if there was someone who would hands down have put him down, he just hasn't faced them yet.

Ravencroft walks to the ring wearing a purple robe. Once he makes it past the jeering fans, he raises his arm and removes his robe, revealing his face. He climbs under the bottom ropes, and taunts the fans in the center of the ring. "No Sleep Til' Brooklyn" plays to an eruption of cheers from the crowd as Kijar Donnelly makes his way out to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
And introducing the challenger, hailing from Rome, Italy, and weighing in at 175 lbs.... "The Italian Stallion" Kijar Donnelly!

JASON MARTEL
This guy is just one of the thorns in the side of Robert Ravencroft. I mean, no matter what Robert does, Kijar Donnelly will not stay away.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
And with good reason, Martel. He's trying to regain the Bad Blood Championship.

JASON MARTEL
Well, after tonight I think Rob will have shut up this Italian ingrate for quite some time.

Kijar Donnelly raises his arm as he's walking to the ring. In his hand is the staple gun he stated he would bring. He slaps hands with the fans, quickly making his way to the ring. He slides under the bottom rope and looks intently at his opponent, setting the staple gun down in his corner behind him. The referee calls for the bell.

SNW Bad Blood Championship
Lucky 21 Match
Robert Ravencroft(c) vs Kijar Donnelly

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The two start with a lockup, but before Robert powers Kijar into the corner, he slips out of the lockup, and hits a Kitchen Sink. Ravencroft returns to his feet quickly, and starts punching Kijar in the face, causing Kijar to fall up against the ropes behind him. He bounces off of them, and gets Irish Whipped to the other side. He springs back, and jumps over Robert's head, then bounces off the ropes again, and hits a Flipping Dropkick on the unexpecting opponent. Donnelly follows up by going for a Full Nelson hold on his sitting opponent, but Ravencroft flips him over his head, and locks in an armbar. Kijar struggles for awhile, and realizes that the move wont result in the match ending. Ravencroft realizes this as well, so he begins chopping Kijar in the stomach. Kijar is able to spin out of the move with his body, but Ravencroft still holds his arm. He does a front flip, and then springs off the ropes for a backwards Moonsault on his opponent.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
What a great counter by Kijar Donnelly.

JASON MARTEL
Sneaky little Italian. He disgraces this company, bringing the ways of his country here.

Kijar Donnelly climbs to the top of the nearest turnbuckle, and jumps down at Robert Ravencroft with a splash, but Robert had returned to his feet, and in midair, hit a DDT out of the move. He rolls out of the ring, and goes to his purple robe that he removed at the start of the match. He looks inside the pockets, and finds a scattered amount of dollar bills inside. The camera zooms in to see that they are all 1 dollar bills. Ravencroft turns around, holding some of the bills, but, Kijar Donnelly has recovered, and he surprises Robert by jumping to the outside with a Springboard Hurricanranna. The move is hit perfectly, and the dollar bills are scattered around the outside of the ring. Kijar plays to the crowd awhile before Robert recovers. Kijar then runs up the side of the turnbuckle and attempts to hit his opponent with a Halo. Instead, though, Robert Ravencroft catches him atop his shoulders, and hits a vicious jawbreaker.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Amazing back and forth action in this match up so far.

JASON MARTEL
No question, though, that Robert Ravencroft has the upper hand.

Robert walks away from Kijar, waiting for him to try and get back up. Once Kijar is back up, Ravencroft runs toward his opponent and hits a devastating big boot. That keeps Kijar down long enough for Robert to pick up the $1 bills scattered around ringside. He raises the money in the air, garnering a negative reaction from the crowd. Robert looks to the corner where Kijar had placed the staple gun. He walks toward it, picks it up, and shoots in the air a few times. Once Robert returns to where Kijar was, he cannot find him. The shot switches to the inside of the ring, where Kijar slides back inside. He dives to the outside with a suicide dive and takes down his opponent. He then stomps on him, letting out all the rage. The anger leads to him picking up Robert and driving him down to the floor with a Double-Arm DDT. He picks him back up and hooks him up for a Reverse DDT Suplex. Instead of hitting the move, he plays to the crowd long enough for Ravencroft to spin out and hit clothesline. He then picks up the staple gun again and clenches a $1 bill in his hand. Kijar gets back to his feet, and once he goes for a punch, Robert staples the $1 bill to his chest. Kijar yells in pain, and falls down to one knee in pain. Blood begins to show.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
My god! I can't imagine how much pain he's going through right now!

JASON MARTEL
No matter how much pain it is, he deserves it.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
That's an inhumane thing to say.

JASON MARTEL
You haven't been in the company long, have you? Spending too much time getting all lovey-dovey with Tony Romo?

Kijar hits a light punch to Ravencroft, clutching his chest in pain. Robert grabs another bill, and staples it to Kijar's chest. Kijar cries out in pain, but hits more light blows to his opponent. Robert grabs another bill, this time a five. He puts it in the the air, showing everyone around, and staples it to his broken opponent. Kijar falls down to both his knees now, with $7 on his chest. Robert takes two ones this time around and staples them both to Kijar in two consecutive shots. Kijar leans down, coughing and hacking in pain. Robert drops the staple gun and money for a moment, and raises his arm, signaling for the Devil's Driver. Somehow, though, Kijar is able to summon the will to slip between Ravencroft's legs. Robert turns around, and Kijar hits an Enzuigiri. After the kick to the head, he falls to the floor in pain, clutching his stomach and pleading for the pain to stop.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
It just isn't fair to Kijar Donnelly for this to happen.

JASON MARTEL
Its not fair for Robert Ravencroft to leave this match without destroying his opponent. This is exactly what needs to be done.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Kijar can barely move, and when he does, it takes so much out of him he collapses. As a human being, you should feel the pain that I do right now.

JASON MARTEL
Feel pain for a stupid little foreigner? No. He deserves nothing from me.

Kijar rolls toward the apron and uses it to pull himself up. He sits on it, and waits for Robert to get up. Once he does, Kijar kicks him twice in the face, then jumps off the apron with a clothesline. He then falls back down to the floor and yells in pain, almost calling for help. After awhile of both men lying on the floor, Robert gets back up with an angry look on his face. He grabs the staple gun, and a limited edition $2 bill. His lips read "What a shame" before he staples the two dollar bill to the left leg of Kijar Donnelly, immobilizing it. He then picks up Donnelly, and puts him under his arm, grabbing a $5 bill. Robert hits a sidewalk slam, then staples the five to the right leg of Kijar, keeping him grounded and crying for help. Robert spends so much time taunting and boasting before he walks over to his Bad Blood Championship and raises it in the air. Once he returns to the area he left Kijar Donnelly, he doesn't find him. An arm reaches out from under the ring, though, and grabs Robert's foot, dropping him to the floor. Kijar slides out from under the ring, and with all his might, locks Robert Ravencroft into the Stallion Sleeper. The blood from his chest drips down onto his opponent, as he so desperately tries to make a comeback. The Italian Stallion releases the hold and uses the guard rail to pull himself up. Once he does, he ushers to the crowd for money. A woman, who seems to be crying, gives him a $20 bill. He lets out half a smile, battling with the pain. He turns around, and grabs the staple gun, following up by stapling the twenty to Robert's hand.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Whoa! Kijar was thinking smart, and got the lead on Ravencroft with a $20 bill. $16 lie in him, giving him the $4 lead. One more dollar and Kijar wins the match!

JASON MARTEL
There's no way that he can win this. Robert will recover.

Ravencroft did not scream from the money being attached to his hand. Instead, he punched Kijar with his other hand and slowly got to his feet. He stomps away at Kijar, then tosses him back into the ring. Ravencroft grabs a $5 bill and the staple gun in the same hand, then climbs inside himself. Kijar uses the ropes to pull himself up, which is a mistake, because Ravencroft runs toward him and hits a reverse STO. He then lifts up Kijar with only one hand and takes away all momentum by setting him up for the Good Nightmare. However, in mid-move, Kijar is able to counter the lift up into a RKO. Instead of grabbing the staple gun, he uses the ropes to walk to the corner and fights through the pain, stomping and channeling for the Italian Kick. Kijar does not see Robert grabbing the staple gun and $5 bill before recovering. Kijar runs up, but before he can kick Robert, Ravencroft turns around and staples the $5 bill to his stomach, causing him to crash down to the mat, crying and screaming. The referee slowly makes his way to Robert Ravencroft with the Bad Blood Championship and raises his hand in victory.

Winner: Robert Ravencroft
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MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner, and still SNW Bad Blood Champion, Robert Ravencroft!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Somebody better get in there fast and get Kijar some medical help! This is so violent!

JASON MARTEL
No better way to introduce you to the business than this.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Well we still have more of The Main Event to go here, and up next will be the Horsehead Cane On A Pole Match pitting the leader of the Perfect World, Matt Margera, against the manager of the manager of the Destruction Crew, the Gambler. Plus, I understand we'll hear from Jack Clinton as well. Stay right there as The Main Event continues![/b]

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[Hollywood]

Shot opens inside one of the Trinity High School locker rooms, where Brenda Price is standing by with Jack Clinton. It's apparent that he's already showered and cleaned up as he's wearing jeans and the brand new white Jack Clinton T-shirt while holding his SNW Texas Championship belt over his left shoulder.

BRENDA PRICE
Alright, welcome back to The Main Event, and with me right now is Jack Clinton, who is still the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion by virtue of his hard fought win over James Jackson. First off, Jack, congratulations. Now you move onto Natural Selection, where you'll be facing Versus Vince.

JACK CLINTON
Well I've been saying all week that I would beat James Jackson, and guess what happened? I beat him. Now I move onto a man who is more deserving of a shot at this belt...

Brenda Price and Jack Clinton look up and wonder what the hell is going on as Myke Rhines, dressed in jorts and a blue Josh Hamilton Texas Rangers baseball jersey, walks into the shot.

BRENDA PRICE
President Myke Rhines, what do we owe this appearance?

MYKE RHINES
Well, as we all know, I hate bogging down into meaningless minutia. However, upon naming Versus Vince the challenger to the Texas Heavyweight Championship at Natural Selection, co-owner Codi Shane congratulated me for making a fine choice while co-owner Gordon Heath said I better double check everything just to make sure that I made the correct choice. As it turns out, Versus Vince is actually the #2 contender...

JACK CLINTON
What?!

MYKE RHINES
Let me finish. He's the #2 contender, meaning he cannot be granted a shot at the title in a one-on-one match. When looking at the record books, I saw that none other than our Bad Blood Champion, Robert Ravencroft, would be #1 contender if he were to retain his title, which he did here tonight. So at Natural Selection, it will now be Jack Clinton defending the Texas Heavyweight Title against Robert Ravencroft, and should Robert win the title, he will be forced to vacate his Bad Blood Title. And Jack, don't you even think of laying a hand on me about this matter or I won't hesitate to strip you of that title and hand it over to the new #1 contender by way of forfeit.

JACK CLINTON
You son of a bitch! That's bogus and you know it!

MYKE RHINES
Hey now, Vince isn't going to be completely screwed here. He has plenty of opportunities to fight his way into #1 contention between now and The Main Event in on Thanksgiving Eve in November. Now, at Natural Selection, Versus Vince will captain his team, the Versus Violation, which will consist of teammates Matt Ward and the Switch Stallions, assuming of course that Kijar Donnelly is medically cleared to wrestle by then. They will take on a team captained by Goryokaku, and his teammates will include Austin Virgo, Blake "Tiger" Snyder and a new wrestler here in SNW, "The Hollywood Highlight" AJ Miller. From what I understand, I believe Goryokaku wanted to name his team the Darkness, or somesuch. Thank you all, and have a great night.

Rhines walks off. Brenda is in shock, while Clinton seethes with anger. Meanwhile, back inside the Trinity High School gymnasium, the camera zooms over to the pole with the horsehead cane attached to it at the top.

MONICA DELUCA
It is now time for the Horsehead Cane On A Pole Match! Pinfalls and/or submissions can only count once a wrestler has retrieved the horsehead cane from the pole. A wrestler does not necessarily have to use the cane in order to go for a pin or submission.

The main chorus of "One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" by George Thorogood kicks in, and the Gambler appears from behind the curtain to a big pop. He's dressed in a black leather sleeveless vest with a pair of Joker cards on the back of the vest, black trunks, black kneepads, black boots, and white wrist tape.

MONICA DELUCA
Introducing first, from Reno, Nevada and weighing 245 lbs... the manager of the Destruction Crew... the Gambler!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
The Gambler has been waiting to get payback on Matt Margera for that cheap shot back at Summer Bash last July.

JASON MARTEL
Cheap shot?! Matt was trying to kill a spider he saw crawling on the back of Gambler's head. It's not his fault where the spider was crawling.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Oh brother. Not even Alex Rodriguez buys that story.

Gambler walks up the ring steps and enters the ring, taking off his vest as his music dies down. As "Amazing Disgrace" starts up, we hear the voice of the late, great Johnny Cash:

And I heard, as it were, the noise of thunder,
One of the four beasts saying "Come and see."
And I saw.
And behold, a white horse.

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Out from behind the curtain to a tremendous amount of heckling and overall insulting walks Matt Margera, who looks a bit out of place without his signature horsehead cane in his hands. He sneers toward the ring over at the Gambler as he walks down the aisle.[/i]

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent, from Hurst, Texas and weighing in at 220 lbs... Matt Margera!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Matt Margera may have sold his shares of SNW a long time ago, but one must wonder if he brought in the Perfect World to take SNW over from within.

JASON MARTEL
There is no doubt in my mind that the Perfect World is well on their way to dominating Sports Nutz Wrestling. By excommunicating Andy Lionheart and getting Soul Reaper in return, the Perfect World has improved exponentially. And at Natural Selection, they will systematically finish off the destruction of the Destruction Crew, something that Hellspawn couldn't get done last year even by despite defeating them.

Matt Margera walks up the ring steps and enters the ring, where he takes off his vest and sunglasses, handing them to the ring attendant as referee Mike Croft calls for the bell.

Horsehead Cane On A Pole Match
Matt Margera vs The Gambler

The bell sounds, and immediately Margera attempts to run over to the corner where his precious cane is, only for Gambler to cut him off with a tackle to the canvas. Gambler punches away at Margera to loud cheers from the fans in attendance. Gambler goes to pick Margera up by the head, only for Margera to gouge Gambler's eyes. As Gambler holds his eyes, Margera grabs Gambler and slams him down with a snap suplex and immediately transitions into a Triangle Choke. Referee Danny Travers tells Margera that he can't get a submission decision yet, to which Margera yells "I know that, punk!"

CANDICE CRAWFORD
I have to give the devil his due. Matt Margera is using great presence of mind to go ahead and lock Margera in a debilitating hold such as a Triangle Choke, working over Gambler's arm.

JASON MARTEL
For once I can agree with you. Margera knows full well that he can't win the match at this point in time. However, he can weaken Gambler's arm to where he can't reach up and grab that cane, leaving the cane all to Margera. And how would Gambler possibly come back from being beat to hell by that cane?

Margera lets go of the hold, picking Gambler up by the head, only for the Gambler to gouge Margera in the eyes. Gambler follows up with the Double Down(Double Arm DDT). Gambler looks over at the corner, looks down at Margera, then makes his way over to the corner. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle, then reaches for the cane that's hanging from the pole. However, Margera has rolled up to his knees and sees Gambler reaching up for the cane. Margera lunges forward, pushing on the ropes and causing Gambler to fall down and crotch himself on the top turnbuckle. Margera picks himself up as Gambler winces in pain while sitting on the top turnbuckle. Margera climbs up to the top turnbuckle, picking Gambler up in a full nelson, then slams him all the way down from the top turnbuckle with a Dragon Suplex!

OOOOOOHHHHHH!!![/color]

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Matt Margera may have take himself out as well with that Dragon Suplex off the top turnbuckle!

JASON MARTEL
This match hasn't even hit the ten minute mark yet, and they're already taking everything they have out of each other!

Both men struggle to get up as they push themselves up off the canvas. Both men are now back to their feet, and Margera swings for the fences with a wild haymaker, but Gambler ducks under it and slips behind Margera. Gambler turns Margera around and takes him down with the Craps(Michinoku Driver), then rolls out of the ring. He lifts up the apron, looking under the ring for a weapon, and he finds some items of interest. He takes out a steel chair and throws it into the ring. Then he finds a table, picks it up from under the ring and slides it in. He finds another steel chair and throws it in, then finds yet another chair and throws it in. After about a minute, he throws in about ten or so chairs as the fans are going crazy. He slides into the ring and picks up one of the chairs. He goes to hit Margera with it, but Margera rolls out of the way as Gambler slams the chair onto the canvas. Gambler turns around and picks up the chair, only for Margera to jump and spin-kick the chair right into Gambler's face, knocking him down.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
The Margeranator!

JASON MARTEL
The Gambler may have just dug his own grave by bringing all these chairs in.

Margera takes a chair and sets it up, then takes another chair and sets it up right across from the previous chair, the two chairs seemingly touching each other. Margera, then picks Gambler up and slams him through the chairs with the Viva La Fusion. Margera then takes the two chairs that have been destroyed and lays them over Gambler's face.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
What does Matt Margera have in mind here?

JASON MARTEL
There's no telling with him.

Margera goes over to the corner, climbing each rung of the turnbuckles until he makes it to the top turnbuckle. However, Gambler has been trying to get back up, picking up one of the chairs that was placed on him. Margera doesn't notice until it's too late as he comes flying off the top turnbuckle and Gambler throws the chair right into his face, knocking Margera down.

OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!![/color]

CANDICE CRAWFORD
The Gambler damn near took Matt Margera's head off!

JASON MARTEL
If I were him, I'd climb that turnbuckle, grab that cane off the pole, then cover Margera for the pin.

Gambler goes over to the table, picking it up and setting it up in the ring, not too far from one of the corners. He then proceeds to place the chairs on top of the table. Gambler goes over to Margera, picking him up by the head and placing him on top of the chairs on the table. Gambler proceeds to climb up to the top turnbuckle and goes for the Ante Up(top rope senton), but Margera rolls off the the chairs in the nick of time as Gambler crashes through chairs and table, breaking the table apart.

OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!

Margera takes a few deep breaths to get a second wind as he picks himself up off the canvas. He walks over to the Gambler, picking him up by the head and laughing at him. He slaps Gambler in the face, telling him to put up a better fight than he was currently putting up. Margera slaps Gambler in the face again, and again yells at him. Margera goes for a third slap, only for Gambler to nail him with a low blow as Margera doubles over, holding his crotch and going down into the fetal position while the crowd cheers Gambler on. Gambler peers over to the corner, looking up the pole and knowing what he must do. He picks himself up and makes his way over to the corner, still selling the fall he took when he crashed into the chairs and table from the earlier failed Ante Up attempt. Gambler climbs up to the top turnbuckle and grabs the horsehead cane as the crowd gets louder. He hops down off the top turnbuckle and holds the cane up in the air as the crowd is now at a deafening fever pitch. Margera is struggling to get up as Gambler stalks him, holding the cane up in the air. Margera finally picks himself up and turns around. Gambler charges in and swings for the fences, but Margera ducks the shot with the cane. Gambler turns around, and Margera nails him flush in the face with the Benihana, sending Gambler down to the canvas as he drops the cane. Margera goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Winner: Matt Margera

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of the match, Matt Margera!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Gambler made a big mistake in waiting to take Margera's head off, and it cost him dearly.

JASON MARTEL
Did it ever. Matt didn't even need to use his cane.

Margera picks up his cane, clutching to it as if he were a parent separated from its child. Gambler doubles over, trying to get up as Margera looks over at him, sneering at him as he holds his cane. Gambler gets up to his knees, and Margera swings the cane, nailing Gambler in the head, busting him wide open as he falls down to the canvas. Margera dips the cane into Gambler's blood, takes the cane up to his mouth and licks the blood off the cane.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
What a sick man! Let's cut to a commercial, now!

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[Hollywood]

Back from commercial, and Misty Crawford is standing by with Matt Margera inside the locker room area.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Alright, I'm here with Matt Margera, who was victorious tonight against the Gambler. Matt, this has to give you momentum heading into Natural Selection next month.

MATT MARGERA
Tonight was only phase one of the final destruction of the Destruction Crew. You see, to kill a snake, you have to start by cutting off the head. Well I've done that by defeating the Gambler here tonight. Now, come Natural Selection, each and every member will take out each and every member of the Destruction Crew one at a time. One by one, we will cast them into eternal damnation and come one step closer into making SNW a Perfect World in which to live in.

Shot goes back to the broadcast area as we can see the fans filing out in the background behind Candice Crawford and Jason Martel. Candice and Jason are standing side by side, with Candice holding the mic.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Well another edition of The Main Event is in the books, and I have to say... I think I'm going to enjoy it here in SNW.

JASON MARTEL
Well you survived your first night with the company, I'll have to give you that.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Speaking of women surviving, Y Kores survive with their Texas Tag Team Titles with a win over the Alley Ratz.

JASON MARTEL
Well I hope Y Kores can live with themselves being champions after a tainted win like the one they got tonight. But come Natural Selection, I have a feeling they won't survive.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Jack Clinton successfully defends his Texas Heavyweight Championship, which means it's adios to James Jackson.

JASON MARTEL
You know, I really hope that there's some loophole that will allow James Jackson to stay in SNW, because that was a fluke win, and Jack Clinton knows it. But I am happy with one thing to come out of this. Versus Vince won't be receiving a title shot after all. Haha!

CANDICE CRAWFORD
Right, later on after Robert Ravencroft successfully defended his Bad Blood Title against Kijar Donnelly, we would find out that President Myke Rhines had supposedly looked into the record books and saw that Robert Ravencroft was in fact the #1 contender and will face Jack Clinton at Natural Selection.

JASON MARTEL
Supposedly?! There's no supposedly about it! Versus Vince was only the #2 contender and therefore cannot receive a title shot in a one-on-one match-up. He'll have a chance to climb up the contendership ladder in that elimination tag match made for Natural Selection. But one must wonder if Kijar Donnelly can make it to Natural Selection after what happened to him tonight.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
And as we just saw, Matt Margera outsmarted the Gambler when the Gambler grabbed the horsehead cane, swung for the fences and missed. That left him vulnerable to the Benihana, and Margera picks up the victory over his long-time rival.

JASON MARTEL
And like Matt said, that is only the beginning. One by one, the Perfect World will destroy the Destruction Crew, and I for one can't wait.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
A programming note about The Main Event before we go off the air here tonight. Tickets go on sale Tuesday, September 7 at 10 AM at all local Dallas/Fort Worth Ticketmaster outlets for The Main Event at the Daniel-Meyer Coliseum in Fort Worth on Wednesday night, November 24. And for those of you who outside of DFW, be sure to tune in here to the CW Network on that night for a live, one-hour edition of The Main Event.

JASON MARTEL
What better way to spend Thanksgiving with the family than to gather around the night before and watch the greatest wrestlers in SNW go at it, then the next day, watch the Dallas Cowboys get their hides tanned.

Jason grins as Candice frowns at him. She shakes her head and goes on.

CANDICE CRAWFORD
For Jason Martel, I'm Candice Crawford saying so long everyone!

A montage of highlights from tonight's show is played as "When The Show Is Over" by the Donnas plays in the background.

Sometimes you can't remember where you spent the night
Sometimes your best friends are smoking me on lights

(But I can't get it all)
Give me power, get me me up on the stage
(Have it all)
I see you howling and I'm ready to play
(Get it all)
Pretty baby, you know I'm crazy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I've got the feeling in my blood and in my bones
They've got each other tonight
But I'm still all alone when the show is over
When the show is over

Sometimes it falls apart but you can't let it go
Sometimes you've got the drugs and you just can't say no

(But I can't get it all)
Give me power, get me me up on the stage
(Have it all)
I see you howling and I'm ready to play
(Get it all)
Pretty baby, you know I'm crazy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I've got the feeling in my blood and in my bones
They've got each other tonight
But I'm still all alone when the show is over
When the show is over

(But I can't get it all)
Give me power, get me me up on the stage
(Have it all)
I see you howling and I'm ready to play
(Get it all)
Pretty baby, you know I'm crazy
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I've got the feeling in my blood and in my bones
They've got each other tonight
But I'm still all alone when the show is over
When the show is over

They've got each other tonight

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