Guys Night Out-- 10/4/08, the State Fair of Texas!

[Hollywood]

Shot opens up inside a cart that Criss Cassidy is sitting in as he looks out over the night horizon of Dallas, TX, as he is riding the Ferris Wheel at the State Fair of Texas.

Criss Cassidy: I look over this enormous city of Dallas, TX, and what do I see? The home of one of the NFL's most storied franchises? Nope. That team doesn't even play in Dallas-proper. They play in Irving, and next year they'll be in Arlington. What do I see as I look over the city? I see thousands upon thousands of lost souls. How about we take the events of the previous Guys Night Out at the Curtain Club as an example. A young woman named Angie flashed her wares for everyone to see in an attempt to distract George Dunpork. The most revolting aspect of this is the fact that Angie is a married woman and a mother to a newborn child. That is why the Lord called me to move to Texas and compete for Sports Nutz Wrestling. To start the process of cleaning up the filth that's polluted the world of professional wrestling for far too long. Anybody who dares try to stop me or persecute me will find out that I am God's chosen messenger the hard way.

Shot switches to a video montage set to the first WWF Shotgun Saturday Night theme. We see random footage of the Sports Nutz throwing people out of the Old Number Seven Club, with Gordon Heath taunting them... Xtreme Team diving off the roof of a random club in Dallas onto the Williams Brothers... Enigmah mooning the camera, although that shot only lasts a split second... and ending with Hellspawn standing tall on the roof of a random building, with the sky covered in the dead of night, and a light fog blowing by Hellspawn.

Shot then switches to a video montage of stock footage from the Dallas/Fort Worth night life as text saying what matches will be taking place pops up on the screen, with Mark Bishop, Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters providing the voice overs.

Mark Bishop: Tonight on Guys Night Out, one half of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Goryokaku, takes on one half of the Xtreme Team, Syco Boy.

Koko B. Ware: The Unholy Trinity take on Stank Lovve, DevilDog and Viper. Can the Playas and the SINner put their differences aside, or will they implode and give the Unholy Trinity an easy path to victory?

Tammy Winters: In Stage 3 of the Seven Stages of Violence, Andy Lionheart will take on Emo Kid in a Taipei Deathmatch. Here's hoping that Hannah doesn't get caught in the crossfire.

Mark Bishop: The other half of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Wench, finally gets a chance to get her hands on Codi Shane of the Sports Authority.

Koko B. Ware: And in the main event, SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion Omerta takes on the #1 contender to the SNW Texas Championship, Silvus, in a non-title match with Hellspawn serving as the special guest referee.

Mark Bishop: All this and more on Guys Night Out!

Shot switches to various shots, recorded earlier in the night, from the State Fair of Texas. Such shots include a shot of the 50 foot Big Tex lifelike statue, people playing games inside the Midway, and people riding the various rides. Mark Bishop provides the voice over.

Live from the State Fair of Texas, it's Guys Night Out here on FX!

Shot switches to a broadcast table that's set up approximately 30 feet away from the ring, out amongst the people milling about.

Mark Bishop: Welcome to Guys Night Out! I'm Mark Bishop, alongside Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters.

Tammy Winters: You know, that Criss Cassidy creeps me out.

Koko B. Ware: For once I agree with you. The last time some nut job preacher reached celebrity status in Dallas, he tried to milk everyone out of their money. Robert Tilton, anyone?

The Phill Soussen version of "Welcome To My Nightmare" blares over the outdoor PA, prompting Goryokaku and Tanya Adams to walk out of Tent #2 and to the ring as the fans cheer wildly, although there are a few boos. Gory, as always, walks with a purpose as he ignores the reaction of the crowd.

Harry Sachs: This match is set for one fall. First, accompanied to the ring by Tanya Adams, hailing from Lowestoft, England and weighing 245 pounds... one half of the SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, Goryokaku!

Koko B. Ware: Someone get Harry Sachs a tissue.

Tammy Winters: Why?

Koko B. Ware: He sneezed, didn't he?

Mark Bishop: Oh please! He was just announcing Goryokaku.

Koko B. Ware: Damn, don't sneeze all over me!

Gory stops right in front of the ring as Tanya walking up the steps onto the ring apron. Gory holds his hands in prayer and bows his head.

Tammy Winters: OK, are we being aired on FX or Daystar Television?

Koko B. Ware: I'm starting to think that Gordie and Vince Bischoff sold the company to Steve "Sting" Borden.

Mark Bishop: Well I don't think Daystar would want to air the beatings that Gory and the rest of the SNW roster delivers to each other.

Tanya holds the ropes open for Gory as he walks into the ring. "Welcome To My Nightmare" dies down, then "Rawkfist" by Thousand Foot Krutch blasts over the outdoor PA. The cameras are panning around, trying to locate Syco Boy. The camera finds Syco up on top of the semi-arch of the Super Midway(for those who've been to the Texas State Fair, the Midway that's located where all the games and kid's rides are). Gory can't help but watch as Syco comes flying off the semi-arch. Tanya and Harry Sachs both jump out of the ring just in time as Syco delivers the Whisper in the Wind onto Gory, knocking him down, and both men are down inside the ring to start the match as the crowd chants "HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T! HOLY SH*T!"

Mark Bishop: HOLY GUACAMOLE!

Koko B. Ware: Did you just say "Holy guacamole?"

Tammy Winters: Who cares what he said! That was an awesome move by Syco Boy! I just hope that neither he nor Gory are dead.

Koko B. Ware: They could both rot in Hell with the bastards that killed Frankie for all I care.

Referee Mike Croft checks on both Syco Boy and Gory, then begins to lay down the ten count. ONE... TWO... THREE... Syco and Gory are slowly stirring about, trying to get up. FOUR... FIVE... SIX... Both men are staggering up, stopping the count. Gory swings wildly at Syco, but Syco ducks, turns Gory around and delivers an atomic drop that sends Gory flying forward and falling down, then he rolls to the outside to try to catch a breather as Tanya tries to help him up. Syco goes down to one knee to catch his breath as well.

Koko B. Ware: See, that was a stupid move by Syco Boy. Now he's taken a lot out of himself, which could bite him square in the ass later on in the match.

Mark Bishop: Fans, we have to take a quick time out. Should the match end while we're in this break, we'll show you what happened when we return!

--COMMERCIAL--

[Hollywood]

Back from commercial, and Gory has Syco in a side headlock.

Mark Bishop: Welcome back to Guys Night Out. During the break, Syco Boy nailed Gory with a series of vertical suplexes.

Shot goes to a "Double Feature" view, where in one screen you see live action with Gory keeping the headlock on Syco, and the other screen is for replays of what happened during the break. On the replay screen, we see Syco nailing Gory with a vertical suplex. Syco holds on, brings Gory up and nails another vertical suplex, and repeats this process three more times.

Koko B. Ware: But Syco Boy tried to get cute one too many times as he went for a hurricanrana off the top rope and got caught with a powerbomb by Goryokaku.

Tammy Winters: Bless you, Koko.

Koko B. Ware: Hey, I was just... Oh, you're real funny, aren't you?

Tammy Winters: What's good for the birdman is good for Frankie.

Koko B. Ware: How dare you disrespect the dead like that!

In the replay screen, we see Syco coming off the top rope attempting a hurricanrana, but getting powerbombed by Gory. Back to live action, and Syco is fighting his way up from the headlock. Syco grabs Gory by the waist and brings him down with a side salto suplex(like the suplex that Shawn Michaels used early in his first heel run). Both men get back to their feet, and Syco nails Gory with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Syco runs and comes off the ropes, does a hedgehog-like roll on the mat, jumps up in the air and nails Gory with a Rolling Thunder.

Mark Bishop: Syco Boys goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Gory kicks out.

Koko B. Ware: It's going to take more than that to take out one half of the Texas Tag Team Champions.

Tammy Winters: Thanks for stating the obvious, Koko.

Koko B. Ware: Excuse me, but I'm trying to do my job as a professional broadcast journalist!

Mark Bishop: You two calm down right now.

Syco picks Gory up and attempts an Irish whip into the ropes, but Gory reverses, sending Syco into the ropes. Syco comes off the ropes, and Gory takes him down with a standing clothesline. Gory picks Syco up and whips him into the corner. Gory charges in and nails Syco with a running clothesline, then quickly locks him into a tarantula. Referee Mike Croft counts to four and Gory lets go of the hold. Gory picks Syco up and delivers a back breaker. Gory with a cover. ONE... TWO... Syco gets the shoulder up. Gory picks Syco up again and delivers a Northern Lights Suplex, and immediately transitions into a Tazzmission, but Syco is too close to the ropes and grabs a hold of them.

Mark Bishop: Referee Mike Croft counts to four, and Gory lets go of the hold.

Tammy Winters: Syco Boy seems to have run into a brick wall.

Koko B. Ware: Yeah, and his name is... Oh, you're not getting me to fall for that joke!

Gory picks Syco up and Irish whips him into the ropes, but Syco catches his momentum before he gets to the ropes. He jumps onto the top of the ropes, springboards off, and as he comes down he grabs Gory in a front facelock and spins him around with Tornado DDT as the crowd goes "OOOOHHH!"

Mark Bishop: Syco Boy nails Gory with the Syco Crazy!

Koko B. Ware: The name for that move is a bit redundant.

Tammy Winters: Who cares? It's effective.

Syco goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Gory barely gets the shoulder up at two and three quarters, and Syco pounds the mat in frustration. Syco picks Gory up and nails him with the Syco Drop. Syco stands up and plays to the cheering crowd. Their cheers get louder and louder as he steps outside on the ring apron and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Syco jumps off the top turnbuckle and attempts a corkscrew high angle senton bomb.

Mark Bishop: Syco Bomb! NO! Gory rolled out of the way just in time, and Syco crashes and burns!

Koko B. Ware: One too many high risk moves by Syco Boy, and it bit him in the ass.

Tammy Winters: He definitely should've gone for the pin after the Syco Drop.

Gory works over Syco's legs, nailing elbow drop after elbow drop onto the right leg. Gory then turns Syco over, pulls his leg up by Syco's foot and drives Syco's knee into the mat with such brute force that Syco cries out in pain. Gory then locks Syco in his version of the Scorpion Deathlock aka Sharpshooter.

Mark Bishop: There it is! The Okaku Lock!

Koko B. Ware: And Syco Boy is in the middle of the ring.

Tammy Winters: Syco Boy is trying to push himself up, but Gory just cinches back more and more.

Mark Bishop: And Syco Boy has no choice but to tap.

Harry Sachs: Here is your winner by submission... Goryokaku!

Phil Soussen's version of "Welcome To My Nightmare" blasts over the outdoor PA as the ref raises Gory's hand in victory. Shot switches to the carnival games area, where "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels is ready to compete in the basketball shot game when Enigmah walks up. The man working the counter tells her it's $2, and she hands him the $2.

Kid Thunder: Oh you can't be serious.

Enigmah: What? You think I can't beat you just because I'm a girl?

Kid Thunder: Of course you can't beat me. I mean, there's a reason that the NBA gets big ratings and the WNBA is lucky to get a 0.02. And from what I've heard, Title Nine is the worst thing to happen in collegiate sports. Thank God I live in a country like Canada, where the mentally challenged are at home where they belong, not in holding public offices, driving an entire country into the poorhouse.

Enigmah: Tell you what, how about we see just which gender is more dominant right now?

Kid Thunder: You're on!

Koko B. Ware: Oh yeah, come on Alex! Win one for the more dominant gender!

Tammy Winters: What a couple of chauvinist pigs you and Alex are.

The carnie blows his whistle and the basketball shoot out is on. Kid Thunder and Enigmah are throwing up shots up as fast as they can. All of Kid Thunder's shots are bricking off the rim, or not even hitting the rim. Meanwhile, Enigmah is hitting nothing but net on all of her shots.

Koko B. Ware: Oh come on! This has to be rigged!

Mark Bishop: Or Enigmah is just better than Alex Daniels.

Tammy Winters: Go Niggy!

Koko B. Ware: What did you just say, you racist bitch?!

Tammy Winters: No, NIGGY, not the other word!

Koko B. Ware: You're so lucky you didn't say that other word.

Mark Bishop: But it's ok for you to use that word yourself and call us crackers, right?

The whistle blows, and the carnie declares Enigmah the winner. Kid Thunder kicks the booth in anger. The carnie grabs a big oversized plush pink teddy bear for Enigmah, but before the carnie can give it to her, Kid Thunder grabs it and storms over to the concession stand where they're cooking stadium nachos. He grabs the pot of melted cheese and pours it all over the teddy bear, angering Enigmah. She charges at Kid Thunder and tackles him to the ground, punching away at him. Security guards and SNW officials rush in to separate Enigmah and Kid Thunder.

Mark Bishop: We've got pandemonium breaking out Guys Night Out! We'll be right back!

--COMMERCIAL--

[Hollywood]

A pulse is heard through the speakers, followed by "Careless Whisper." The fans boo loudly as the music plays.

Harry Sachs: The following match is a Taipei Deathmatch, and is Stage 3 of the 7 Stages of Violence. Introducing first from Bakersfield, CA, weighing 186 pounds and accompanied to the ring by Hannah, Emo Kid!

Emo Kid, alongside Hannah, comes out and has a furious expression on his face. He walks to the ring and around to the glue. He sticks his taped fist into the glue and then into a bucket of glass next to it. Emo Kid looks at his hands after he pulls them out and climbs into the ring.

Mark Bishop: With the glass on their hands, Emo Kid and Andy Lionheart are going to have to be careful cause one wrong move could mean the end for the other.

Koko B. Ware:Well, Emo Kid told me earlier that he would be going for Andy's neck tonight.

Tammy Winters: Well if he does that, he will be spending the rest of his life in jail.

Mark Bishop: Except that they signed waivers before these series of matches in the 7 Stages of Violence.

Emo Kid stares at the entrance and waits for Andy. "Bleeding Mascara" hits as the fans start cheering.

Harry Sachs: And his opponent, from Kemi Finland and weighing 210 pounds, Andy Lionheart!

Andy comes out as the fans get louder. He plays to them as he walks to the ring. He stops and looks at Emo Kid before walking to the glue and glass buckets. Andy gets his hands covered and climbs into the ring.

Mark Bishop: Both men are ready to go it seems.

Koko B. Ware: Let the bloodshed begin.

Tammy Winters: This match will not be for the weak of heart, that's for sure.

The bell rings as Emo Kid and Andy stare at each other. They go nose to nose and Emo Kid tries to swing on Andy, but Andy ducks and catches Emo Kid with a kick to the gut followed by a kick to the face. Andy gets Emo Kid up by the hair but Emo Kid swings his hand across Andy Lionheart's stomach, opening up a cut. Andy grabs his stomach and looks at the cut. Emo Kid gets to his feet with a smile on his face. Emo Kid and Andy tie up, and Andy swipes his hand across the side of Emo Kid's face, cutting him. Emo Kid grabs his face as blood trickles from the wound.

Mark Bishop: Well both men have drawn blood.

Koko B. Ware: Andy looks to have the worse of the cuts.

Tammy Winters: Neither are that bad just yet. They're just showing they are not afraid to use their hands.

Andy goes to lockup with Emo Kid, but Emo Kid ducks under and when Andy turns around, Emo Kid takes him down with a dropkick to the knee. Emo Kid pulls Andy to his feet and whips him into the ropes. When Andy comes off the ropes, Emo Kid hits a right hand to his face knocking him to the mat. Andy grabs his face but doesn't seem to have benn busted open. Emo Kid pulls Andy to his feet and hits a DDT. Emo Kid gets to his feet and drops a fist again across Andy's face. Emo Kid looks at Andy's face and notices the blood starting to pour out from a cut on the forehead. Emo Kid smiles as he drops another fist across Andy's face. Emo Kid pulls Andy to his feet and hits a suplex and rolls into a cover but can only get a two count.

Mark Bishop: Andy is bleeding badly from that cut across his head.

Koko B. Ware: I told you Emo Kid would be the better man in this match.

Tammy Winters: It's still early, but if Andy keeps bleeding like that it will be over quick.

Emo Kid gets Andy up and sends him into the corner. Emo Kid charges in and buries a shoulder to Andy's gut. Emo Kid mounts the second turnbuckle and tries to punch Andy in the face, but Andy grabs his hand. Emo Kid tries to break free, but Andy uses his free hand and strikes Emo Kid in the inner thigh with his fist. Emo jumps off Andy and grabs his leg. Andy explodes out of the corner and hits a clothesline that turns Emo Kid inside out. Andy wipes the blood from his face and stomps Emo Kid in the face. Andy pulls Emo Kid to his feet and whips him into the ropes. When Emo Kid comes off the ropes, Andy hits a huge spinebuster on him. Andy gets to his knees and starts punching Emo Kid in the gut repeatedly, opening him up with the glass. Andy gets to his feet and drops a elbow across Emo Kid's face. Andy hits the ropes and drops a leg drop to Emo Kid's face. Andy gets Emo Kid to his feet and plants him with a DDT. Andy tries for a pin but can only get a two count.

Mark Bishop: Well Andy has caused Emo Kid to bleed badly from the stomach.

Koko B. Ware: Just shows how stupid he is. If he wanted to really hurt Emo Kid he go for the head.

Tammy Winters: Well maybe Andy will reveal why he did that later in the match.

Andy stands up and Emo Kid rolls onto his stomach. Andy pulls Emo Kid up and a giant pool of blood is seen from where Emo Kid was laying. Andy gets Emo up and hits a backdrop. The crowd starts booing as Hannah starts to make her way down to the ring. Andy waits for Emo Kid to get to his feet before slamming his fist right into Emo Kid's stomach. Emo cries out in pain as blood flows from the wounds. Andy slams Emo Kid down and goes to the top rope. Andy jumps off with a leg drop but Emo Kid moves out of the way at the last second, causing Andy to crash and burn. Emo Kid slowly gets to his feet and pulls Andy up and whips him to the ropes. Emo Kid leapfrogs Andy and when he turns around Andy is back on him and they slam heads together.

Tammy Winters: Looks like all the blood Emo Kid is losing is causing him to be slower then normal as he should have been ready for the rebound.

Koko B. Ware: Well as hard as Emo Kid's head is, Andy is probably knocked out anyway.

Mark Bishop: Well both men are moving and the blood from Andy's head seems to be getting worse.

Emo Kid and Andy both get to their feet and trade punches slowly. Emo Kid gets the advantage and whips Andy to the ropes. Emo Kid goes for a back drop but Andy hits the breaks and kicks Emo Kid in the face and quickly hits the Lion's Heart. Andy covers but no count. Andy looks around and sees that the ref is trying to keep Hannah from getting into the ring. He gets up and angrily pushes the ref aside and yells at Hannah to get down. Hannah slaps Andy in the face. Andy grabs and kisses her before hitting her with a right hand, knocking her from the ring. Emo Kid sneaks up behind Andy and gets him with a school boy. ONE... Emo Kid gets his foot on the ropes for extra leverage... TWO... THREE!

Harry Sachs: Here is your winner, Emo Kid!

Andy yells at the ref about the ropes but the ref says he didn't see anything and that it didn't matter because the match was no disqualification. Emo Kid rolls out the ring and checks on Hannah. Andy gets frustrated and nails referee Mike Croft with a right hand, knocking him out and busting him open. Emo Kid helps Hannah up the aisle as Andy is steaming mad in the ring.

Mark Bishop: Emo Kid stole one here tonight thanks to Hannah.

Koko B. Ware: Well I told you all before he was going to win.

Tammy Winters: I got a feeling next time Andy might have an equalizer for Hannah.

Mark Bishop: Alright I'm receiving word in my headset that Soul Reaper is out here somewhere at the State Fair of Texas. Let's see where he is.

Shot switches over to the Fortune Teller's table, but there is no fortune teller. Instead, Soul Reaper is standing over the crystal ball, wearing his sleeveless hooded robe.

Soul Reaper: What does the future hold in store for Soul Reaper? What does the future hold in store for Sports Nutz Wrestling? I can't quite make out what I see. I see nothing but... no... wait a second. Aha! I see an two great empires battling for supremacy. Empire A is being torn apart thanks to a new foot soldier for Empire B. But what else do I see? I see the leader of Empire B overthrown from his high and mighty throne. And I see that the man that has overtaken him has to contend with not one, but two mercenaries. So as it has been prophesied, so shall it come to pass. MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

--COMMERCIAL--

[Hollywood]

Mark B: Ladies and gentlemen welcome back! I am hearing in my head set that there is a fight breaking out here at the State Fair of Texas!

The cameras are switched to the area where Wench and Codi Shane are throwing lefts and rights at each other. Codi goes to tackle Wench, but Wench forces her forward into a hot dog stand. Wench grabs a few hot dogs and forces them into Codi's mouth who starts to cry out. But then Codi notices a tub of mustard and grabs it. She pushes down on he top of the nozzle and sprays mustard all over Wench's chest she then rubs it in with her hands and rubs it on to Wench's face.

Tammy W: Codi Shane giving Wench a peek into her and Matt Margera's sex life.

Mark B and Koko: WHAT?!

Wench drags Codi to her feet before Irish whipping her into a water gun stand. She then grabs hold of Codi's hair and rams her face into the counter of the stall. Fans close by cheer and woo. Wench grabs one of the water guns and sprays water onto Codi's face, then goes back to grabbing Codi by the hair and rubbing her face into the counter top. Codi sends a few elbows to the gut of Wench making her loosen her grip on Codi's hair. Wench releases Codi who spins around and sends Wench to the ground with a bulldog.

Tammy W: Wow, I bet she didn't see that one coming!

Koko B: Indeed.

Mark B: How could two beautiful ladies do this to each other?!

Codi drags Wench over to a fun house with rock musicians air-brush painted all over it and makes her way inside. She sends a few kicks to the gut of Wench and whips her into one of the walls and Wench bangs her head on the airbrushed painting of Kid Rock. Wench gets to her feet and the two women continue to fight deeper into the fun house before emerging at the other side near the slide.

Mark B: And Wench rams Codi Shane into that air-brushed painting of Alice Cooper!

Koko: Welcome to her nightmare! Hahaha!

Tammy W: Oh brother.

They both have the same idea and lock up trying to push the other women down the slide, but it is Wench who pushes Codi down head first. But Wench loses her own balance and lets herself fall backward and slide down letting out a happy “whee!” sound. As Wench gets to the bottom of the slide, Codi is back on her feet but slightly disorientated. The two women lock up again but Wench gets the upper hand and sets Codie up for a vertical suplex before dropping her to the ground with a thud.

Tammy: Oh gosh, that can't be a good idea.

Koko B: Well... It is a street fight you know!

Codi rolls around in pain with her back arched up. Wench doesn't take sympathy and drags her once again by her hair to the ring. Wench forces Codi to get into the ring as she looks under the ring and pulls out a baseball bat.

Mark B: Oh dear god, is she thinking about using that?!

Koko B: Nah, she just picked it up for the hell of it. Of course she is going to use it! Go girl!

Tammy W: This is the closest thing to baseball in October that the people in Texas will ever see.

Wench slides into the ring as Codi is on her knees. Wench walks over to Codi as she begs Wench not to use it. Wench takes too long in making her move and as she swings the bat down, Codi grabs it and forces the handle of it into Wench's gut several times in succession.

Tammy W: I thought Wench was quicker than that.

Wench lets go of the bat and Codi grabs it and swings it into Wench's head, sending her to the ground. Codi laughs and slides out of the ring. She looks under the ring and pulls out a steel chair.

Mark B: Oh dear god! Do these women know what they are doing to each other?!

Koko B: I would like to think so.

Codi slides into the ring and trash talks Wench as she gets to her feet. Codi brings the steel chair down in to the back of Wench. She goes to hit Wench again, but Wench turns around and grabs the chair. Wench grabs it from Codi and swings the chair hard down into Codi's head, repeating this process several times before sliding the chair out of the ring. Codi falls to the canvas as Wench gets up onto a turnbuckle. Wench then hits Codi with a Swanton Bomb. Wench pulls Codi to her feet and from out of nowhere Codi hits Wench with jawbreaker, sending Wench to the canvas. Codi now climbs the turnbuckle and goes to hit Wench with a moonsault, but Wench rolls out of the way and Codi hits nothing but canvas.

Mark B: Codi crashes and burns!

Koko: The same mistake Syco Boy made earlier tonight.

Both women lie on the canvas out of breath and drained of energy. Moments later, Craig Mueller, Gordon Heath and Matt Margera all run down to ringside, followed by George Dunpork, waddling behind them with his arms full of food.

Mark B: Just what business do the Sports Authority have being out here?!

Koko: And where did Dunpork get all of that food?! I'm jealous!

Tammy W: Dunpork should change his first name from George to "gross."

Matt, Gordie, and Craig get into the ring. George can't seem to figure out a way to get into the ring with his arms full of Fair food, so he just shrugs and looks up at the ring. Then out of nowhere, Dark sun appears behind George and tackles him to the ground. Dark Sun, Tanya and Gory all get in to the ring. Gory runs at Matt and they both send punches to each other. Tanya then heads for Craig Mueller who starts to stutter some at the thought of being beaten by a woman. But before he has time to do anything, Gory runs at him and spears him through the ropes and the two brawl on the out side of the ring.

Mark B: Natural Selection has come early!

Koko: These are two of the teams facing each other, sans the mystery partner for the Dark Ones!

George is still on the outside of the ring trying to decide which food to pick up, and which food to leave. Dark Sun notices this, unbeknownst to George. Codi is starting to get to her feet as does Wench. Dark Sun runs at Codi and sends a dropkick to her face, knocking her out cold. Matt sees this and looks at Wench. He lets her get to her feet, but then out of nowhere hits her with his Benihana, sending her to the ground. Referee Rick Maynard looks around at the mess and shakes his head, looking at Wench and Codi who are both out cold. He signals for the bell to be rang.

Mark B: This is just disgraceful! I can't believe this is being allowed to go on!

Tammy: You big wuss.

Out of nowhere Gory takes the ref out with a big boot. George finally decides to go with the hot dogs, but as he picks them all up he is met with a clothesline from Dark Sun. Officials start to make their way in to the ring and try to break every one up, but to no avail as Gory starts to chokeslam some of the officials. Dark Sun carefully rolls Wench out of the ring.

Mark B: We will be right back after this short announcement folks! Stay tuned as we try to clean this mess up!

--COMMERCIAL--

[Hollywood]

Shot opens at a bench, where the Alley Ratz(Eddy and Twitch) are chowing down on some pizza and curly fries, and downing their food down with Dr. Pepper and lemonade respectively.

Eddy: Yo, Twitch, ready for next week, mang?

Twitch: Ya know I'm mo' than ready, Eddy!

Eddy: Let's break it down real quick with a quick game of word association. The Sports Nutz.

Twitch: Pig and sissy.

Eddy: Wench and Goryokaku.

Twitch: Final Fantasy rejects.

Eddy: Xtreme Team.

Twitch: Alley Ratz wannabes.

Eddy: And the Alley Ratz?

Eddy and Twitch: YOUR WINNERS... AND NEEEEEEW SNW TEXAS TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!

The Alley Ratz yuck it up and give each other high fives, but are then grossed out at the amount of grease they just shared on the high five. All of a sudden, Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" blasts over the PA. Eddy and Twitch are looking around, going "What the hell?" as Rick Roll dances into the camera shot, lip synching the words to the song. The dancing stops, however, as two men, their heads and backs to the camera, walk into the shot. The song stops playing as the Alley Ratz and Rick Roll see the faces of the two men and are in shock, their jaws dropping down. The two men nod their heads, then walk their way as the Alley Ratz and Rick Roll all look into each other. The camera switches over to the broadcast location, where Mark Bishop, Koko B. Ware and Tammy Winters seem to be trying to figure out what that was all about.

Mark Bishop: First it was one mystery man, now there are two! What in the hell is going on?!

Koko B. Ware: The hell if I know!

"Bodies" plays over the outdoor PA as Anthony Spiccoli leads the Unholy Trinity down to the ring from Tent #1.

Harry Sachs: The following is a six man tag match set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by their manager, Anthony Spiccoli, the team of Sean O'Brien, Marcus and Mike Williams, the Unholy Trinity!

Sean O'Brien and the Williams Bros(Marcus and Mike) walk down, taunting fans and State Fair goers alike. Marcus goes so far as to grab a teenage girl's cotton candy and throw it down to the ground, stomping it to the ground, which garners enormously loud boos.

Mark Bishop: We could have an incident on our hands here on Guys Night Out!

Koko B. Ware: Now that girl's boyfriend is threatening the Unholy Trinity with his corny dog.

Tammy Winters: Did I just hear what I thought I heard?

Mark Bishop: Oh come on!

Koko B. Ware: Hahahaha! Mike grabbed that young man's corny dog and threw it into the air, launching it at least 1,000 feet!

Tammy Winters: And now security stepping in between the Trinity and the couple, who's yelling obscenities at the trio.

The Unholy Trinity walk off, laughing at the young teenage couple as they enter the ring. "Bodies" dies down, and "Unpredictable" blasts over the outdoor PA as DevilDog, Cerise Richardson, and Stank and Candy Lovve all emerge from Tent #2. Adriana Samu follows not too far behind them.

Harry Sachs: Their opponents... accompanied by Cerise Richardson, Candy Lovve and Adriana Samu, the team of Stank Lovve and DevilDog, the Tru Playas!

Dria and the Tru Playas head over to the cotton candy concession stand and purchase another cotton candy, and a lemon chill for the teenage girl, as well as another corny dog and a turkey leg for the teenage boy. The eyes of the young couple light up as they thank Dria and the Playas, while the Unholy Trinity just scowl at them.

Mark Bishop: Money well spent by "Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" and the Tru Playas.

Koko B. Ware: Money well spent?! That's money wasted that they could've used to purchase Tone Loc albums.

Mark Bishop: Tone Loc?!

Tammy Winters: I wonder how often Stank and Adriana do the "Wild Thang."

Mark Bishop: Whoa!

Dria and the Tru Playas stay out of the ring as "Sinner" blares over the outdoor PA. The fans are mostly cheering, but there are some fans booing as Viper appears from Tent #2. As Viper approaches the ringside area, he and Dria shoot each other strange looks.

Harry Sachs: And their partner, from Fayetteville, NC and weighing 324 pounds, Viper!

Tammy Winters: Looks like there's some sexual tension in the air tonight.

Mark Bishop: Well according to Marcus Williams, Viper and Adriana Samu were an item.

Koko B. Ware: Oh don't go giving Marcus a hard time about that. Everyone makes mistakes. I mean, it's easy to mistake Adriana Samu for any random skank on the street that Viper purchases on Lower Greenville in Dallas.

Mark Bishop: You want me to get Dria on your case?

Viper glares over at Stank and DevilDog, and they return the glare as they don't trust one another, but realize that they have to set aside their differences. They rush into the ring, and the Unholy Trinity try to get an early start as Sean, Marcus and Mike all begin stomping away on Stank, DevilDog and Viper. But Stank, DevilDog and Viper fight back, as all six men trade lefts and rights, the crowd cheering wildly at the wild west style brawl befitting of the Great State Fair of Texas that's breaking out. Stank throws Sean O'Brien out of the ring, while DevilDog clotheslines Marcus Williams out of the ring, and Viper delivers a big boot to Mike Williams, sending him over the top rope to the outside.

Mark Bishop: And it didn't take long for this match to get out of hand!

Koko B. Ware: Look at that! Stank Lovve and Sean O'Brien are fighting over by one of the concession stands!

Tammy Winters: Some fan just handed Stank a funnel cake, and now he's rubbing it in Sean O'Brien's face!

Mark Bishop: And Marcus Williams just hit DevilDog with a turkey leg!

Koko B. Ware: Hahaha! Viper just picked up a basketball from the basketball carnival game and launched it at Mike Williams, but Mike ducked and the ball nailed Tony Spiccoli in the head and knocked him down!

The brawl continues outside the ring as officials and referees rush down to try to get them separated and the match back into the ring. After getting all six men separated, the two teams go to their respective corners. Viper demands he starts for his team, and Stank and DevilDog just tell him "Whatever." Meanwhile, the Unholy Trinity agree to let Sean O'Brien start. Viper and O'Brien meet in the center of the ring and lock up, with Viper nailing O'Brien in the midsection with a knee lift, followed by an elbow to the back of the neck that sends O'Brien down face first. Viper goes for an elbow drop, but O'Brien rolls out of the way as Viper's elbow crashes to the mat, causing Viper to wince in pain.

Mark Bishop: Viper is up to his knees, but O'Brien peppers him with a flurry of lefts and rights.

Koko B. Ware: If it comes down to a fight or wrestling, O'Brien will have the advantage as he's well versed in MMA.

Tammy Winters: I wonder if Anthony Spiccoli could get me Sean's number?

Koko B. Ware: Why don't you go down and ask for Sean's number yourself?

O'Brien locks Viper in a front facelock, followed by a series of hard knees to Viper's torso, and O'Brien ends the sequence with a DDT to the mat. ONE... TWO... Viper kicks out. O'Brien tags out to Marcus Williams. Viper attempts to get back to his feet, but Marcus lays him out with a stiff back kick, the likes of which hadn't been seen since Goldberg ended Bret Hart's career with the same kind of kick. Marcus with a pin. ONE... TWO... Viper gets the shoulder up. Marcus tags out to Mike Williams, and the two send Viper into the ropes, but he makes the blind tag to DevilDog, who jumps up and springboards off the top ropes and grabs Mike by the head in a front facelock, spins him around and plants him with a springboard Tornado DDT. Marcus Williams runs in and goes for a clothesline, but DevilDog ducks the clothesline. DevilDog immediately grabs Marcus in a full nelson, picks him up and slams him down with a full nelson slam. Sean O'Brien runs in, and DevilDog scoops him up and bodyslams him down. The Unholy Trinity all roll to the outside and huddle around Tony Spiccoli, who has since picked himself up from the basketball shot to the head, but is still smarting from it. They try to call for a timeout as referee Danny Travers tells them they have till the count of ten to get in.

Mark Bishop: The referee begins to count, but Viper runs in and turns the ref around to argue with him and stop the count.

Tammy Winters: And Stank and DevilDog are yelling at Viper, wondering just what he's trying to accomplish.

Koko B. Ware: Oh come on. Viper just wants to win this match inside the ring.

Viper goes back to his team's corner and puts his hands up in an attempt to say he's done nothing wrong. Stank, DevilDog, Candy Lovve, Cerise Richardson and Adriana Samu all just shake their heads as the Unholy Trinity get back into the ring. Mike Williams is back inside the ring and challenges DevilDog to a test of strength. DevilDog obliges and puts his right hand up in the air. Mike clasps his left hand into DevilDog's right hand, but then pokes DevilDog in the eyes, followed by a T-Bone Suplex. Mike picks DevilDog up into a military press, then brings him down with a Gorilla Press Slam. Mike roars like a lion as he clenches his fists and brings his arms out in front of him in a pose of power. DevilDog with the tag to Stank. Mike charges in and hits Stank with a clothesline, but Stank doesn't go down. Rather, the force of the clothesline sends him back into the ropes. Stank bounces off the ropes and knocks down Mike Williams with an STO with such brute force that the crowd goes "OOOOHHHH!"

Mark Bishop: Stank going for a pin. ONE... TWO... And Sean O'Brien breaks it up with a kick to the back of Stank Lovve.

Stank yells at O'Brien, then turns his attention back to Mike Williams. Stank picks Mike up, locking him in a front facelock, then lifting him up for a vertical suplex, but Stank holds Mike up in a vertical position for a good while.

Mark Bishop: What strength on the part of Stank Lovve as he holds Mike Williams up in the air!

Koko B. Ware: That's not good for Mike Williams, with the blood rushing to the brain.

Tammy Winters: Too bad that Stank has the hots for Adriana Samu.

Mark Bishop: And Stank Lovve finally brings Mike Williams down with the delayed vertical suplex!

Dria smiles as Stank winks at her. Stank picks Mike up and goes for a tag from Viper, but Viper backs up. Stank asks him what he's stalling for, then Viper halls off and slaps Stank across the face as the crowd boos Viper's actions.

Mark Bishop: Now what was that for?!

Koko B. Ware: I think Viper's tired of the Tru Playas taking the spotlight away from him.

Tammy Winters: Whoa! Dria won't be too happy after that low blow by Mike Williams!

Stank doubles over and falls in a heap to the mat from the low blow, which referee Danny Travers didn't see due to trying to keep Viper and Stank from going to blows. Viper steps over the ropes and lays the boots to Stank. DevilDog runs in and nails Viper with a flurry of forearm shots, but Sean O'Brien runs in and scoops DevilDog up and brings him down with the Celtic Cutter(Twirly Cutter). Marcus Williams runs in as Mike Williams picks up Stank Lovve in position for a piledriver. Marcus climbs to the to the top turnbuckle, jumps off and grabs the bottom of Stank's shoes, driving his head down to the mat as he and Mike nail him with a spike piledriver. Adriana Samu runs in to try and help, but Viper shoves her down to the mat, sending her to the outside. Candy Lovve runs in, but Sean O'Brien tosses her over the top ropes and out of the ring. Cerise Richardson runs in, but Viper knocks her out cold with a running big boot as the crowd boos him loudly. Viper gets a big smirk on his face, as do the Unholy Trinity.

Mark Bishop: Wait a second... this can't be... NOOOOO!

Koko B. Ware: Hahaha! Remember when Tony Spiccoli said they'd go to Plan B in forming a team for Natural Selection? Well I think Plan B would be Viper himself.

Tammy Winters: That group hug makes me want to vomit.

Mark Bishop: And now Marcus Williams is going to the top turnbuckle as Mike Williams lifts Stank up onto his shoulders.

Koko B. Ware: Doomsday Device to the big man!

Mark Bishop: Marcus Williams with the cover. All three of the Unholy Trinity and even Viper covering Stank! ONE... TWO... THREE!

Harry Sachs: Here are your winners, the Unholy Trinity!

Viper, the Unholy Trinity and Tony Spiccoli all embrace as the fans throw food wrappers and empty cups into the ring. A funnel cake hits the referee in the face as the show fades to commercial.

--COMMERCIAL--

[Hollywood]

"White Knuckles" blares over the outdoor speakers, and the crowd comes alive as the camera shot switches to the main entrance of the State Fair of Texas. Hellspawn is decked out in his black trench coat, wearing his SNW Texas Championship belt around his waist, and holding a flaming torch up while riding a black stallion horse to the ring as the crowd parts like the Red Sea.

Harry Sachs: Ladies and gentlemen, the special guest referee for the following non-title match, the SNW Texas Champion, Hellspawn!

Mark Bishop: What an entrance by Hellspawn!

Koko B. Ware: Well it's about time he got here! I guess he doesn't really care for his little Wench since he arrived after Matt Margera took her head off with the Benihana.

Tammy Winters: Hold up right there, birdman! I talked to Wench before the show and she told me that Hellspawn wouldn't be arriving till now because he had something special in mind for the State Fair of Texas, and now we're witness to what he had in mind.

Hellspawn gets off the horse, and a handler walks up to take it back. Hellspawn blows out the torch and hands it to another stage hand. Hellspawn enters the ring and takes off his trench coat and hands it to the ring attendant, but chooses to keep his championship belt on. "White Knuckles" dies down as the opening dialogue of "Omerta" by Lamb of God booms over the outdoor speakers.

Whoever appeals to the law of his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both.
For a wounded man says,
"If I live I will kill you.
If I die you are forgiven.
Such as the rule of honor."

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"Omerta" by Lamb of God blasts over the outdoor speakers as Omerta, wearing his Von Erich Memorial Championship belt around his waist, comes out of Tent #2 as the crowd cheers loudly.

Harry Sachs: Ladies and gentlemen, from Jacksonville, Florida and weighing 300 pounds... the Von Erich Memorial Champion... Omerta!

Mark Bishop: This will prove to be Omerta's toughest match to date as he gets set to take on Silvus.

Koko B. Ware: Well I hope that Omerta stopped smooching all over his fiancee long enough to train for this match, because if he loses, he'll lose momentum going into his title defense next week against Cyanide on SNW Onslaught.

Omerta enters the ring, stepping over the top rope a la Kevin Nash or Big Show. He takes off his Von Erich Memorial belt and holds it up in the air as the fans cheer him on, then hands the belt to another ring attendant. A child's voice is then heard on the outdoor speakers.

I have killed once before.
So quick and silent and evermore.
The dark enclosure in my mind
Hides my truths more and more.
But once again alas it must open.
So spew fourth the demons that rage.
And hope dear god please just hope,
That ain't Silvus knocking at your door...

"Wishmaster" blasts over the outdoor PA as the camera shot pans over to show a hearse driving down to the ringside area. The hearse stops approximately 20 feet away from the ring, and two pallbearers in all black suits and white ties, with medium length jet black hair and dark circles around their eyes, their faces pale, step out of the hearse. They open the backdoor of the hearse and take the casket out of the hearse. They carry the casket to ringside and lay it down. The casket door is opened, and Silvus sits up and steps out of the casket, shutting the door. The pallbearers take the casket back to the hearse as it gets ready to leave. Silvus steps into the ring as Harry gets ready to make his announcement.

Harry Sachs: From Manchester, England and weighing 275 pounds, Silvus!

Mark Bishop: And what an entrance by Silvus!

Koko B. Ware: Someone get those pallbearers over to a local Waffle House, stat!

Tammy Winters: That or Krispy Kreme.

Silvus and Hellspawn stare each other down for a moment until Omerta gets in Silvus' face, telling him to worry about the match at hand. Hellspawn orders both men to back off, then calls for the bell.

Mark Bishop: As Silvus and Omerta test the waters here in the opening moments of the match, one must point out the caveat of the SNW Texas Champion, Hellspawn, being the guest referee.

Koko B. Ware: Many people think he'll be biased against Silvus, but I think he'll call it right down the middle for the simple fact that Hellspawn wants to finally beat Silvus without any doubts or asterisks.

Tammy Winters: That's right. They have that big title match coming up at Natural Selection, so I'd imagine Hellspawn would want Silvus to be 100%.

After a feeling out process, Omerta locks Silvus in a side headlock. Silvus tries to push Omerta into the ropes, but Omerta holds on and stops in his tracks, grinding down on the headlock. Omerta with a hammerlock go behind, but Silvus grabs Omerta by the head and flips up and over behind him. Silvus with a waistlock on Omerta and pushes him into the ropes in an attempt at a roll up pin. But Omerta holds onto the ropes, sending Silvus rolling back onto the mat, and the two stand up at a stalemate as the crowd applauds. Omerta charges in for an overhead clothesline, but Silvus ducks under it. Omerta turns around and Silvus hits him with a hard slap to the chest, causing the crowd to go "WOOOOO!" However, the slap seems to have no effect as Omerta dares Silvus to hit him again.

Mark Bishop: Silvus nails Omerta with a knife edge chop, but Omerta is just laughing at him!

Koko B. Ware: Oh! Omerta just knocked Silvus down with an overhand slap to the chest!

Tammy Winters: And now he picks him up and nails him with a knife edge chop! And another! And another!

Mark Bishop: Even Hellspawn can't help but wince.

Omerta gets tremendous elevation and knocks Silvus down with a Mark Jindrak-like dropkick. Omerta goes for an early cover. ONE... Omerta can't even get a two count as Silvus kicks out at one. Omerta picks Silvus up and attempts an Irish whip, but Silvus reverses, sending Omerta into the ropes. Omerta comes off the ropes, and Silvus nails him with a dropkick square to the chest. Silvus goes for an early pin. ONE... And Omerta powers out at one.

Mark Bishop: Neither man really able to dominate the match thus far.

Koko B. Ware: It's as if they've both met their match.

Tammy Winters: These two are showing why they're the main event tonight.

Silvus goes to pick up Omerta, but Omerta drives his head into Silvus' midsection. Omerta back to his feet and he locks Silvus in an abdominal stretch. Hellspawn checks in to see if Silvus gives up. Silvus shouts "Fuck you!" but since it's live, the producers in the TV truck can't get to the dump button in time.

Mark Bishop: We apologize for that strong language on the part of Silvus.

Koko B. Ware: Why?! It's well past midnight and we're on cable!

Tammy Winters: Wouldn't you know it? Koko B. Ware actually makes a good point.

Silvus finally musters the strength to hiptoss Omerta down to the mat, then falls down to one knee. Omerta back to his feet, as is Silvus. Omerta charges at Silvus and goes for a big boot, but Silvus ducks. Omerta turns around, and Silvus grabs Omerta by the head and drives him down face first with a Front Face Slam. Silvus raises his two mid fingers in the air, signaling for the Mandible Claw. But as he brings his hand down, Omerta grabs a hold of his wrist. Silvus tries to force the Mandible Claw into Omerta's mouth, but Omerta tightens his grip. Omerta fights up to his feet, forcing Silvus to stand up. Omerta kicks Silvus in the midsection, followed by a series of elbow strikes to Silvus' shoulder. Omerta finishes of the sequence of moves with an Olympic-style sweep.

Mark Bishop: Omerta quickly goes for the cover and Hellspawn goes down to make the count. ONE... TWO... And Silvus kicks out at two.

Koko B. Ware: It's going to take more than mighty darn fine amateur skills to put Silvus away.

Tammy Winters: I wouldn't mind Silvus putting me away.

Omerta picks Silvus up and hits him with a series of uppercuts, followed by a martial arts kick to the chest, and finished off with a Dangerous DDT that drives Silvus' skull into the mat. Omerta signals that the match is over with a cutthroat motion, then makes a cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO!

Tammy Winters: I thought Silvus was done for sure!

Koko B. Ware: But Omerta took time to showboat, and it could potentially cost him the match.

Omerta picks Silvus up and attempts another Irish whip, but Silvus reverses it. Omerta comes off the ropes, and Silvus picks him up and nails him with a side backbreaker. Omerta holds the small of his back. Silvus immediately goes for an ankle lock, but Omerta quickly makes it to the ropes. Silvus refuses to let go, so Hellspawn has to lay down the five count, and Silvus lets go at four. Silvus grabs Omerta by his right foot and drags him to the middle of the ring, locking in a Figure Four Leg Lock as Omerta screams out in pain. Hellspawn asks Omerta if he gives up, but Omerta shouts "Hell no!" Silvus keeps the hold locked on as Omerta tries to turn it over. Silvus fights to prevent Omerta from turning the Figure Four over, but after a moment of struggle, Omerta turns it over, and now Silvus screams out in pain. But Omerta's suffered so much pain that he has to let go, and both men are down.

Mark Bishop: You've got to think that Cyanide is salivating at the fact that he gets Omerta in the ring next week on SNW Onslaught with the Von Erich Memorial Title on the line.

Koko B. Ware: And Hellspawn's hoping that Silvus isn't seriously hurt so that he can have him at 100% come Natural Selection.

Hellspawn checks on both Silvus and Omerta as they're struggling to get up, so he has to start the ten count. ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... Silvus and Omerta are struggling to get to their knees. FIVE... SIX... SEVEN... EIGHT... NINE... Silvus is the first one back to his feet, breaking up the count. Omerta is back up as well, still feeling the effects of the Figure Four. Omerta takes a wild swing at Silvus, but Silvus ducks. Omerta turns around, and Silvus locks in a Mandible Claw to a huge pop from the crowd. Omerta tries to fight out of the Mandible Claw, but Silvus keeps it locked in and prevents Omerta from making it to the ropes. Omerta's face begins to turn blue as he passes out. Hellspawn lifts Omerta's hand up and lets go, but it falls down. Hellspawn repeats this process two more times, then calls for the bell as Silvus lets go, with Omerta collapsing down to the mat in a seemingly lifeless heap.

Harry Sachs: Your winner of the match, Silvus!

Mark Bishop: Hellspawn and Silvus staring each other down as Hellspawn seems a bit hesitant to raise Silvus' hand.

Koko B. Ware: Whoa! Silvus snatched his hand away from Hellspawn, and is pointing at Hellspawn's Texas Championship belt and motioning around his waist.

Tammy Winters: I for one can't wait for these two to lock horns at Natural Selection.

Mark Bishop: Fans, Guys Night Out won't air again until Saturday night, November 8 from the Door in Deep Ellum! Be sure to tune in next week for SNW Onslaught![/b]