SNW: Best of 2008

[Hollywood]

Shot opens inside the SNW Studios. Sitting down is Mark Bishop.

Mark Bishop: Hello, and welcome to SNW: The Best of 2008. I'm Mark Bishop. Tonight, we take a look back at the some of the best matches and moments in 2008. We start our program off with the very first match in SNW history, when "Everyone's Favourite Canadian SINner" Adriana Samu took on Hannah, long before Miss Samu was a SINner, and back when she appreciated the support of the fans.

"I Love Myself Today" hits and “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu comes out through the entrance curtain, accompanied by "The Other Girl" Petrina Rochester and "The Assassin" Rory Kotch. She rocks out with the fans to her music for a few seconds before coming down the aisle with much energy.

Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the very first match in the history of SNW! Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by "The Other Girl" Petrina Rochester and "The Assassin" Rory Kotch, from Alberta, Canada and weighing 130 pounds... "Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu!

Mark Followill: And what better way to launch Sports Nutz Wrestling than with a match pitting two of SNW's best women wrestlers against each other?

Jason Martel: Not to mention this match was a last minute addition to the card! I'm pumped up for this one!

She slaps hands and gives autographs on her way down. She poses on the top turnbuckle and flips off to the mat while she waits for her opponent. "Just So You Know" booms over the PA and Hannah walks out from behind the curtain to a chorus of boos.

Monica Deluca: Her opponent, from Lancashire, England and weighing 129 pounds, Hannah!

Mark Followill: Talk about two distinctly different personalities. Adriana Samu, who likes to have a good time with the fans, and Hannah, who thinks these fans are the scum of the earth.

Jason Martel: Well they are!

Mark Followill: Oh come on!

Hannah looks around at the crowd and glares some before making her way to the ring. Hannah stops and lowers her head for a few seconds before running at the ring and jumping up onto it, she then makes her way through the middle ropes and walks around the ring before getting up onto a turnbuckle. Hannah gives the crowd two middle fingers, then jumps off the turnbuckle and faces off with Samu as referee Mike Croft calls for the bell.

Mark Followill: The time for talk is over. Ladies and gentlemen... THIS IS SPORTS NUTZ WRESTLING!

Jason Martel: And that is Mark Followill sounding like an idiot!

Mark Followill: Don't start!

Hannah and Samu stare each other down as the crowd is abuzz, ready for the first match in SNW's history to get underway. Hannah starts things off with a backhand slap to Samu's face, drawing an "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!" from the crowd. Samu answers back with a a series of martial arts kicks, and knocking Hannah down with a roundhouse kick. Samu with a quick cover, but Hannah kicks out before referee Mike Croft can even count one. Samu goes for a clothesline, but Hannah ducks, then catches Samu with a neckbreaker as Rory and Petrina wince.

Mark Followill: Hannah with a cover... ONE...TWO...Samu kicks out.

Jason Martel: Both of these women want to go down in the history books as the first winner at an SNW wrestling show and will do what it takes to achieve that.

Hannah keeps Samu from getting up by mounting her and repeatedly hitting her with elbow strikes to the face. Hannah picks Samu up and goes for a scoop slam, but Samu slips out behind Hannah and nails a tiger suplex pin.

Mark Followill: ONE...TWO...and Hannah barely kicks out at two.

Jason Martel: Mike Croft sure was counting fast there.

Mark Followill: He was not!

Before Hannah can get up, Samu hooks in a front facelock and uses her other arm to underhook Hannah's right arm and goes down for a pin, but only gets a count of two. Hannah inches her way back up as Samu tries to overpower her, but Hannah gains the upperhand with a knee to the midsection that sets her free, then nails a gutwrench suplex. Hannah sits Samu up, drives her knee into Samu's back and pulls back on her arms, applying a surfboard stretch. Rory and Petrina pound on the mat, cheering Samu on to not give up. The crowd chants "GO SAMU, GO! GO SAMU, GO! GO SAMU, GO!" Hannah lets go of the surfboard stretch and yells at the crowd "This b*tch isn't going anywhere!" which draws boos from the crowd. Rory and Petrina have a few choice words for Hannah, and Hannah jaw jacks with them.

Mark Followill: Hannah better turn her attention back to Adriana Samu.

Jason Martel: For once I agree with you.

Hannah turns around, only for Samu to catch her by the head with her legs and nail a nip up headscissors takedown to a nice pop. Samu is back to her feet, and stomps away at Hannah's legs. Samu follows by going for a Boston crab, but Hannah fights to keep Samu from turning her over. After a brief struggle, Hannah is able to push Samu off. Samu goes back after Hannah, but Hannah grabs Samu by the front of her shorts and pulls her down into the ropes. Hannah then proceeds to choke Samu with the ropes as referee Mike Croft counts to four before Hannah lets go.

Mark Followill: Hannah close to getting herself disqualified.

Jason Martel: Again, Croft was counting pretty fast there.

Hannah picks Samu up and whips her into the ropes. Samu comes off the ropes, and Hannah nails a hurricanrana, and holds on for a pin attempt.

Mark Followill: ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Samu somehow kicks out!

Petrina and Rory breathe a sigh of relief as that was a close call. Hannah picks Samu up and whips her into the corner. Hannah taunts Petrina and Rory, then runs to the corner that Samu is in, but Samu gets her feet up and Hannah is staggered from running into them. Samu gets up on the middle turnbuckle and grabs a hold of Hannah's head as she staggers back into the corner, and plants her with a tornado DDT.

Mark Followill: Tornado DDT from Adriana Samu and a cover... ONE...TWO...NO! Hannah gets the shoulder up!

Jason Martel: Samu so close yet so far to being the very first winner in the history of SNW.

Samu picks up Hannah and throws her overhead in a belly to belly suplex fashion, but unbeknownst to Samu, Hannah lands on her feet. Petrina and Rory shout at Samu to turn around, but by the time she does, Hannah nails her with a superkick drawing an "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!" from the crowd.

Mark Followill: Superkick from Hannah, and now a cover! ONE...TWO...THR-NO! Samu gets her feet on the rope! I thought it was over right there.

Jason Martel: How lucky for Adriana Samu that she fell close to the ropes.

Hannah argues with Mark Croft about the count, but he insists that it was two. Hannah shakes her head and mutters "whatever." Hannah picks Samu up by the head, gets her in a front facelock and follows through with a vertical suplex, but she holds on. Hannah up, holding onto Samu, and nails a second consecutive vertical suplex, followed up by a third to complete the Three Amigos. Hannah stomps Samu to make sure she stays down, then goes to climb the top turnbuckle. Hannah again jaw jacks at Rory and Petrina, telling them it's all over for their friend. Hannah comes flying off the top turnbuckle with a diving headbutt, but Samu rolls out of the way and Hannah crashes down, holding onto her head in agony. Both women are down as the crowd comes alive, cheering Samu to get up as Mike Croft begins his ten count.

Mark Followill: Adriana Samu and Hannah are slowly getting up as the referee lays down the count.

Jason Martel: I don't want this match ending in a draw!

Both women are back up and groggy. Hannah throws a groggy right hand, and Samu answers with a groggy right of her own. Both women exchange rights, then Hannah goes for a Crippler Crossface, but Samu refuses to go down, blocking Hannah from being able to take her down. Samu takes Hannah down with a fireman's carry. Samu gets up and runs to the ropes, springboarding off of them and goes for a lionsault, but Hannah gets her knees up, and Samu is clutching to her mid section. Hannah picks Samu up and goes for a powerbomb, but Samu grabs a hold of Hannah's head and counters with a DDT to a big pop from the crowd.

Mark Followill: Samu covers... ONE...TWO...THREE!

Monica Deluca: Here is your winner... "Everyone's Favourite Canadian Lady" Adriana Samu!

Jason Martel: Adriana Samu may have gotten the win tonight, but I bet you this isn't the last she's heard of Hannah.

Samu, Rory and Petrina all share a group celebratory hug as they head to the back. Hannah pounds the mat and screams in anger.

KEELZ SEXI BUTT, THE NEW FRAGRANCE ENDORSED BY SNW'S ENIGMAH. IT SMELLS LIKE ASS!

[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop: On May 11, 2008, SNW held its first PPV, 4 UP, where SNW crowned its first champion when it resurrected the Texas Championship, continuing its rich legacy and lineage. Earlier in the night, the SNW wrestlers were placed into a battle royal, and the order that they were eliminated in would determine which 4-way stipulation match they would enter. Then the four winners of the four stipulation matches would step inside the Cage of Death and bring a weapon that represented the match they were in. Hellspawn, Viper, Wench and Syco Boy would be the four to enter the cage, and this match set the tone for their respective careers here in SNW.

Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for the main event of 4 Up, the Cage of Death!

The crowd is cheering at a fever pitch, excited about the upcoming cage match.

Monica Deluca: In this match, each participant will bring a weapon from the match that they were in. The winner will be the first person to escape the cage and BOTH feet touching the floor, either by climbing out of the cage or through the door. And the winner of the Cage of Death will be the SNW Texas Champion!

"White Knuckles" blares over the PA as the arena goes black and the crowd boos in response. The stage erupts into flames as Hellspawn, barbed wire bat in hand, walks out as the boos get louder and louder.

Monica Deluca: First, from Hell's Kitchen and weighing 355 pounds, Hellspawn!

Mark Followill: Hellspawn a big favorite to win the Cage of Death.

Jason Martel: He's a definite favorite. He's had the longest time to rest before this match, not to mention that a match like this is his kind of match.

The cage door is open and Hellspawn walks into the cage as the lights come back on. Hellspawn holds his barbed wire bat up in the air as the crowd reigns down the boos. The lights go out in the arena again as "Sinner" hits to more boos from the crowd. A green light shines from the entranceway as Viper walks out with a table.

Monica Deluca: From Fayetteville, NC and weighing 324 pounds, Viper!

Mark Followill: All four participants in this match know each other very well.

Jason Martel: They do. At one time, Hellspawn and Wench were part of one of the most dominant stables in UHW, as well as in FCW. But that nosy little punk Matt Margera stuck his nose where it doesn't belong and "rescued" Wench from Hellspawn's "evil clutches." All Matt did was make Wench's life miserable, and now Hellspawn is here in Sports Nutz Wrestling to make him pay. Matt, you made this bed and now you must lie in it.

Viper brings the table into the cage and sets it up against one of the corners. He and Hellspawn stare each other down. "My Time" hits, and Wench comes out with a ladder as the crowd gives her a big pop.

Monica Deluca: From Lenoir, NC and weighing 110 pounds, Wench!

Wench walks to the ring but doesn't enter the cage just yet as Hellspawn taunts her. "Always" blares over the PA, and the audience cheers even louder as they anticipate the arrival of Syco Boy. He's seen in the audience, the blood all over his face al dried up and turning dark. He's refused to wear any bandages as he walks through the crowd with a long cardboard box.

Monica Deluca: And from Clayton, NC and weighing 229 pounds, Syco Boy!

Syco climbs over the security railing and walks over to where Wench is. Syco opens the top of the long cardboard box and pushes the light tubes out of it, sliding them into the ring as Hellspawn and Viper back off. Syco walks into the cage, followed by Wench and the ladder she brought. The bell sounds, and everyone puts down their weapons as they circle each other. Hellspawn charges after Wench, but Wench ducks and crawls under him. Hellspawn turns around, only for Viper to nail him with a Viper-line.

Mark Followill: And just like that, we see that it's everybody for themselves.

Jason Martel: Well what do you expect when the top prize in SNW is on the line?

Viper goes to pick up Hellspawn, but Syco springboards off the ropes and nails Viper with a dropkick out of nowhere. Wench climbs to the top turnbuckle while holding the ladder in front of her. She hops off the top turnbuckle and brings the ladder down across Hellspawn's chest in a falling motion as the crowd moans, trying to imagine the pain Hellspawn is in. Syco goes for a rolling thunder on Viper, but Viper gets his knees up, and Syco crashes his back across Viper's knees. Syco winces in pain, holding the small of his back. Hellspawn is slowly getting up, but Wench grabs one of the light tubes and smashes it over his head as the crowd goes "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" The shot stuns Hellspawn for a moment, but a look of anger comes over his face as he's now bleeding at the forehead. He shoots up and grabs Wench by the throat, then throws her by the throat into the table that's set up in the corner, breaking the table in half.

Jason Martel: And now Matt Margera is wondering "What have I gotten my poor wife into?"

Mark Followill: Meanwhile, Viper drops the leg across Syco's throat.

Viper picks Syco up and nails him with a double arm facebuster. Hellspawn picks Wench up and irish whips her, sending her into a sidewalk slam from Viper in one fluid motion. Hellspawn repays Viper's help with a shot to the midsection from the barbed wire bat he brought with him. Hellspawn then grabs Viper's head and rakes the barbed wire on the bat across Viper's forehead, opening him up and causing blood to come out of his forehead. Unbeknownst to Hellspawn, Wench has been slowly getting up. She grabs the ladder and crotches Hellspawn with it from behind as the crowd erupts with a tremendously loud pop for the low blow. Hellspawn is bent over, holding his groin. He turns around to try to grab Wench, but Syco comes from out of nowhere and busts him over the head with another light tube. Hellspawn goes down to his knees, and Syco hands Wench the half of the light tube that's still in tact. Wench carves Hellspawn's forehead with the broken end of the light tube as he screams out in agony. Viper grabs a light tube and goes to smash Wench over the head with it, but Syco pushes her down and takes a vicious light tube shot across the head, causing more blood to come from out of his forehead as he falls down.

Mark Followill: And now Viper is setting up a row of light tubes, and has gone to pick Syco Boy up.

Jason Martel: Looks like Viper is about to slam Syco into the light tubes.

Viper has Syco in position for a powerbomb, but Wench runs at Viper and smashes his head with the top of the ladder as the crowd goes "OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!" The vile shot staggers Viper into the ropes, causing his arms to get tangled into the ropes. Viper is now at the mercy of anyone in the ring. Syco and Wench nail Viper with a series of right hand punches. However, Hellspawn is back up and grabs the two of them from behind and bashes their heads together with a double noggin knocker. Hellspawn then grabs a light tube, stuffs it down the back of Wench's sports bra. He has her in position for a powerbomb and turns to taunt the crowd. With his attention temporarily off of Wench, he doesn't see that she's taken the light tube out of her sports bra and is holding it. Hellspawn picks her up for the powerbomb, but Wench smashes the light tube over Hellspawn's head. Hellspawn falls down and Wench lands on her hands and feet, but quickly shakes some stray shards of glass off her hands as she almost forgot about the glass from the light tubes being on the mat. Meanwhile, Syco has recovered and gets Viper out of the ropes and places him in the corner. Syco then places the ladder in front of Viper, who's sitting down in the corner. Syco calls out to Wench, who goes over and holds the ladder in place as Syco goes to the opposite corner and climbs the turnbuckle. But once he gets to the top turnbuckle, he looks up and sees the top of the cage as the crowd's cheers get louder, yelling at him to go for it.

Mark Followill: Syco can't be thinking of flying off the top of the cage.

Jason Martel: If he was smart, he'd double cross Wench and climb over the cage to win the Texas Championship.

Syco climbs all the way to the top of the cage, opposite of Viper. Wench stands up, in awe and cheering Syco on...

Mark Followill: FLYING SYCO OFF THE TOP OF THE STEEL CAGE!

Jason Martel: But he took himself out as well! What an idiot!

Mark Followill: You mean what a "Syco!"

The crowd chants "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" as Syco and Viper are both down and out. Hellspawn is stirring about, but he's still down and can hardly get up. Wench takes this opportunity for the referee to open the cage door. He does and Wench is making her way over to the cage door, but Hannah comes out from the crowd, runs up to the door and slams it on Wench's head, knocking her down as the crowd boos loudly. Hannah flips the crowd off as she storms to the back.

Mark Followill: What the hell was Hannah doing out here?!

Jason Martel: If I was eliminated from being able to win the Texas Championship, I'd be pissed off too!

Hellspawn is finally able to pick himself up and sees the carnage. He smirks at the sight of Wench being down and out. He picks up the last light tube left and stuffs it down the back of her sports bra, but this time there is no one to help her, and she's unconscious. Matt Margera runs down to ringside, but the Sports Nutz run after him. They grab him and slam him face first into the cage as Gordie runs down to ringside with the Texas Championship. He shouts at Hellspawn to finish Wench off, then to come claim his prize. On the outside, the Sports Nutz hold Matt up and Gordie clocks him with the Texas Championship, busting him wide open as the boos from the crowd get louder and louder.

Mark Followill: Oh come on! 4 Up can't end like this!

Jason Martel: This is the greatest moment in the history of our sport!

Mark Followill: Shut up, Schiavone!

Hellspawn picks Wench up and powerbombs her, but holds on and nails a second powerbomb, followed by a third, followed up by a Boston crab.

Mark Followill: The Hell's Rage as the light tube shatters across the back of Wench. This is disgusting!

Jason Martel: This is awesome!

Hellspawn grabs an unconscious Syco Boy and nails him with a muscle buster. Hellspawn then grabs Viper and finishes him off with a chokeslam. Hellspawn then asks for the cage door to be opened, and the ref obliges. Hellspawn walks out of the cage, then hops down to the floor as the bell sounds and the crowd boos him out of the building. The boos continue to reign down as "White Knuckles" blares over the PA.

Monica Deluca: Your winner and SNW Texas Champion... Hellspawn!

Mark Followill: This has to be the darkest day in the history of Sports Nutz Wrestling!

Jason Martel: Wrong! This is a day of celebration!

The Sports Nutz bring Matt back up and throw him to Hellspawn. Hellspawn nails Matt with the Hell's Drop on the floor as the boos reach a deafening level. The boos are even more deafening as Gordie puts the belt on Hellspawn's waist. Hellspawn raises his hands in victory with an evil smile on his face while wearing the SNW Texas Championship. Hannah, Emo Kid and Venom all come out to congratulate Hellspawn, and they all raise each other's hands in victory.

THE BEST SWEET TEA IN TEXAS! SONIC HAS IT, OTHERS DON'T!

[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop: After 4 Up, Wench wanted another chance at winning the SNW Texas Championship due to the interference that had occurred in the Cage of Death. Gordon Heath was more than willing to give Wench her rematch, and she was more than happy to sign it. But she may have been in a bit of a haste to sign that contract.

Shot switches to inside the ring. George, Craig and Gordie are all seated in SNW blow up recliners(the kind you blow up like a balloon). There's a coffee table with a couple of extra mics and bobble head doll representations of Gordie and the Sports Nutz. The crowd is booing at the top of their lungs as Gordie is wearing jeans and a blue LD Bell Blue Raiders T-shirt; Craig is wearing a white LD Bell Blue Raiders basketball jersey with blue shorts; and George is wearing jeans and a blue LD Bell Blue Raiders football jersey.

Mark Followill: Gordie and the Sports Nutz are making friends fast by wearing the attire of Trinity's rival high school.

Jason Martel: Hey, this is America! These three men are entitled to free speech.

Gordie, George and Craig all have mics in their hands. Gordie also has the contract that Wench and Hellspawn had signed at the press conference.

Gordie: Trinity High School, welcome to Sports Talk!

The fans now chant "BELL SUCKS! BELL SUCKS! BELL SUCKS! BELL SUCKS!"

Gordie: Tonight, my guest will be receiving a shot at the SNW Texas Championship on the first edition of Guys Night Out at the Lizard Lounge in Dallas. Ladies and gentlemen, Wench, along with Matt Margera!

"My Time" blares over the PA as the crowd jumps to their feet, cheering their lungs out as Wench and Matt Margera walk out from behind the curtain. They share a passionate kiss, then walk down the aisle to the ring, slapping hands with the fans on the way down. They enter the ring and pick up the extra mics. Matt and Wench look down at Gordie, George and Craig, who are sitting comfortably, and notice that there aren't any other chairs to sit in.

Gordie: Is there something that I can do for you?

Matt Margera: Well yeah, Wench and I don't have any chairs to sit in.

Dunpork: Sorry, but only the privileged get to sit down. And last I checked, only Gordie, Craig and I are privileged enough to get to sit down.

Wench: I've known you for over four years and you STILL don't know how to treat a lady.

Craig Mueller: Hey, you're the guests, and we're the hosts, and this is OUR show. So zip it!

Matt and Wench clench their fists but are able to control their anger at Gordie, George and Craig.

Gordie: Now I'm sure you're wondering why I'd let you two be guests here on Sports Talk. I wanted to address the match you have coming up at Guys Night Out on June 21. Wench, you will be taking on Hellspawn for the Texas Championship.

Wench: And I plan on winning that Texas Championship and brining it home with Matt and I.

Gordie: Well you better win that match or you won't be going home.

Matt and Wench look puzzled at what Gordie has just said.

Gordie: Why do you two look so shocked? You did read the fine print, didn't you?

Matt Margera: Fine print?

Dunpork: Wait a second. You mean to tell us that you two are dumb enough to just sign a contract without reading it first?

Wench: What are you getting at?

Gordie: Wench, if you don't beat Hellspawn at Guys Night Out, you will have to be with Hellspawn.

Wench doesn't know what to say as the shock of the news comes over her. Matt is enraged and nails Gordie with the Benihana(superkick) to a tremendously loud pop. George and Craig shoot up out of their chairs and brawl with Matt. SNW officials rush down and get everyone separated.

Mark Bishop: So not only was the SNW Texas Championship, at the time held by Hellspawn, on the line, but so was Wench herself. We go back now to the pilot episode of SNW Guys Night Out from The Lizard Lounge in Dallas, Texas.

"My Time" hits, and the crowd cheers their lungs out as Wench and Matt Margera appear from behind the curtain. Realizing what is on the line, they share a more passionate kiss than normal, then Matt heads off to the back as Wench walks down the aisle to the ring.

Mark Followill: This match has been brewing for over a month now, and everything is on the line.

Jason Martel: That's right. Both competitors have everything to gain AND everything to lose.

Wench steps into the ring, doing some last second warm ups. "White Knuckles" hits, and the crowd boos tremendously loud as Hellspawn walks out wearing his black trench coat and his SNW Texas Championship belt around his waist. He stops and glares at all the fans that are booing him, then walks on down the aisle to the ring. He steps in and takes off his black trench coat, staring down at Wench from the opposite corner, who stares down at him right back. Monica Deluca is standing in the ring, ready to make the ring announcements for this big title match.

Monica Deluca: This is the main event, scheduled for one fall and no time limit, no disqualification and no count out for the SNW Texas Championship. Introducing first, in the corner to my left is the challenger... Hailing from Lenoir, NC and weighing 110 pounds... Wench!

The crowd cheers as Wench goes through some last second warm ups.

Monica Deluca: Her opponent is the reigning SNW Texas Champion. He is the leader of Chaos and hails from Hell's Kitchen... weighing in at 355 pounds... Hellspawn!

Tremendously loud boos rain down in the Lizard Lounge as Hellspawn holds up the SNW Texas Championship belt up in the air, then hands it over to referee Rick Maynard, who holds it up in the air before giving it to the timekeeper. The bell sounds and Wench and Hellspawn meet up in center ring, with Hellspawn looking down at Wench.

Mark Followill: These two have been involved in some of the biggest matches in our business, in venues bigger than the Lizard Lounge as they have headlined football stadiums and big arenas. But tonight, they are in the biggest match of not only their careers, but their very lives.

Jason Martel: I'm surprised Wench won't forfeit and take the easy way out. After all, she's in love with Hellspawn.

Mark Followill: You don't know that for sure!

Jason Martel: Don't be stupid, Mark.

Hellspawn tries one last effort to ask Wench to lay down and take a pinfall. Wench refuses, instead electing to attempt to slap Hellspawn, but he catches her by the wrist, scoops her up and bodyslams her. Hellspawn immediately follows with an elbow drop. Hellspawn picks Wench up by the head and whips her into the ropes, but she springboards off the ropes and nails Hellspawn in the face with a springboard dropkick, but it only staggers him. Wench runs and bounces off the ropes, but is met with a standing clothesline by Hellspawn. Hellspawn runs and bounces off the ropes and goes for a leg drop, but Wench rolls out of the way as Hellspawn winces in pain from crashing down to the mat. Wench nails Hellspawn in the face with a stiff front dropkick that makes a thunderous noise as the crowd shouts "OOOOOOOOHHHHH!"

Mark Followill: Wench goes for a cover! ONE... And Hellspawn military presses her off at only one!

Jason Martel: Far too early to put Hellspawn away.

Hellspawn is on his knees, but Wench grabs him by the head and attempts a bulldog, but Hellspawn pushes her to the corner. Wench is able to catch her momentum and hop onto the top turnbuckle and immediately come flying down with a Whisper in the Wind, but Hellspawn catches her on the way down and nails her with a sidewalk slam. Hellspawn goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Wench kicks out at two. Hellspawn doesn't give her a chance to get up though, as he immediately locks in an STF. Wench refuses to give up and is in the hold for some time before Hellspawn finally lets go. Hellspawn picks Wench up and lifts her up for a powerbomb, but Wench counters with a DDT on the way down. Wench with another pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... Hellspawn kicks out. Wench doesn't allow Hellspawn to get up as she kicks him in the side of the head, followed by a leg drop.

Mark Followill: Wench goes for another cover. ONE...TWO... And again, Hellspawn kicks out!

Jason Martel: I'm telling you, Wench should've just forfeited this match.

Mark Followill: The word "forfeit" is not in her vocabulary, Jason.

Wench grabs Hellspawn by the head and bangs his head against the canvas several times in succession. But out of nowhere, Hellspawn grabs Wench by the throat. Hellspawn gets up, holding Wench by the throat, picks her up in the air and chokeslams her down hard to the canvas. Hellspawn with a cover. ONE... TWO... Wench gets the shoulder up. Hellspawn sits Wench up and locks in a reverse chinlock. Wench begins to fade away, but the crowd chants "GO WENCH, GO! GO WENCH, GO! GO WENCH, GO!" The ref checks in to see if Wench is out. He raises her arm up the first time, and it goes down. Second time, and again it goes down. But the third time, she's able to stop it from going down. The crowd stomps their feet and claps their hands as Wench begins to fight her way to her feet.

Mark Followill: This crowd is firmly behind Wench tonight!

Jason Martel: Who cares if the crowd cheers for you?! Hellspawn doesn't give a damn about the cheers, and he's the Texas Champion.

Wench is standing up, but Hellspawn still has the chinlock on her. She elbows him in the midsection, then goes to run the ropes. But immediately Hellspawn grabs her by the back of her hair and slams her down on her back. Hellspawn scoops Wench up, walks over to a corner and drops Wench down facefirst on the top turnbuckle pad with the Snake Eyes. Wench staggers around, and Hellspawn grabs her. He military presses her up and brings her down with a gut buster. Hellspawn with a cover. ONE... TWO... And Wench barely gets the shoulder up at two and three quarters.

Mark Followill: Wench refuses to give up!

Jason Martel: Maybe she is truly in love with Matt Margera after all. Can't possibly understand what she would see in that hood rat.

Mark Followill: Remember, that "hood rat" writes your checks.

Jason Martel: Yeah and it's below minimum wage!

Mark Followill: It is not!

Jason Martel: It is too! Gordon Heath has to pay me cash out of his pocket just so I can have food on the table!

Mark Followill: I see your nose grew a couple inches just now.

Hellspawn shakes his head at Wench and says to her "Why don't you just make this easier on our family and stay down?!" Hellspawn picks Wench up for a shoulder breaker, but Wench slips down behind Hellspawn and dropkicks him in the back, causing him to go down to one knee. Hellspawn tries to get up, but Wench takes him down with a kick-sweep. Wench stomps Hellspawn several times to ensure that he stays down, then goes over to the corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Wench poses for just a second, causing the fans to cheer their lungs out, then comes flying off the top turnbuckle with a Swanton Bomb and nails Hellspawn with it to a big pop from the crowd.

Mark Followill: Wench goes for a cover! ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Hellspawn barely kicked out in time!

Jason Martel: I can't believe we almost had a new Texas Champion!

Hellspawn is slowly getting up. During this time, Wench runs and bounces off the ropes, grabs Hellspawn by the head and brings him right back down with a bulldog. Wench doesn't waste any time going to the corner and climbing the turnbuckle again, but Hellspawn is getting up. Wench comes flying off the top with a cross body, which turns out to not be such a smart move as Hellspawn catches her, places her on his shoulder and slams her with a Death Valley Driver. Hellspawn goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Wench gets her shoulder up at two and three quarters! Hellspawn shakes his head again, then picks Wench up and whips her into the ropes. He ducks down as Wench bounces off the ropes, but he telegraphs his move too early as Wench catches her momentum and counters with a jumping spinning karate kick that nails Hellspawn in the head, causing him to fall down to the point that his momentum causes him to roll to the outside and land on his knees on the floor.

Jason Martel: This is dangerous territory for Hellspawn, being out amongst those drunk fans. I bet they weren't even carded!

Mark Followill: Are you trying to say that the Lizard Lounge serves alcohol to minors?!

Jason Martel: I wouldn't put it past them.

Mark Followill: Well there goes our invitation to come back!

Wench gets on the apron, runs and dives off, nailing Hellspawn with a flying blockbuster off the apron, causing the crowd to shout "OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!" Referee Rick Maynard shouts at Wench to bring it back into the ring, but doesn't make any count since the match is under a no count out stipulation. Wench goes to pick Hellspawn up, but Hellspawn punches her in the midsection, followed up by a Muscle Buster on the floor! Hellspawn signals that it's over and rolls Wench into the ring, then goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Wench barely gets the shoulder up again, and Hellspawn can't believe it and pounds the mat in frustration. Hellspawn goes to pick up Wench, but out of nowhere Wench goes to lock him in a Crossface. Hellspawn, using all of his strength, tries to prevent her from locking it on. There's a struggle between the two, but Wench is finally able to get it locked in and the referee jumps down to ask Hellspawn if he gives up as the crowd is at a fever pitch.

Mark Followill: Rick Maynard is asking Hellspawn if he wants to give up!

Jason Martel: I can't forsee that happening. The only way Wench can win with this hold is if Hellspawn blacks out.

Mark Followill: And that's certainly a possibility.

Wench refuses to let go of the Crossface, and Hellspawn struggles to find a way out of it. Hellspawn rolls Wench over onto her shoulders while she has the Crossface locked on. ONE... TWO... Wench rolls back over, the Crossface still locked on. Hellspawn is refusing to give up as the crowd shouts "TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!" Hellspawn slowly gets up to his feet, with Wench still holding onto the Crossface. Hellspawn drops back, crushing Wench with a Samoan Drop. He takes a breath then goes for a pinfall. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Somehow, Wench manages to barely get her shoulder up, and a look of disbelief comes over Hellspawn's face. Hellspawn gets up and stomps Wench, then goes to the corner to climb the top turnbuckle as Wench slowly gets to her feet.

Mark Followill: Hellspawn flying off the top rope and nails Wench with that patented flying clothesline of his! Now he goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... NO! Wench barely got her shoulder up again!

Jason Martel: Wench is like that cockroach that just won't die no matter how many times you smash it! And yes, I think Wench is a cockroach!

Mark Followill: Now that was uncalled for!

Hellspawn picks Wench up in a tombstone piledriver position, then drops her down in with a sitout tombstone(reverse) piledriver!

Mark Followill: Hell's Drop! That'll do it for sure! ONE... TWO... WHAT?!! How did Wench get her shoulder up from that?!

Jason Martel: She really IS in love with Matt Margera after all!

Mark Followill: That's what I've been trying to tell you all night!

Hellspawn yells at Wench, shouting "FOR THE SAKE OF OUR FAMILY, JUST STAY THE F**K DOWN!" Hellspawn picks Wench up by the head. Wench glares at Hellspawn and gives him the finger, shouting "F**K YOU!" and follows up with a kick to the groin to a big pop from the crowd. Hellspawn doubles down to his knees, and Wench nails him in the head with a Buzzsaw Kick. Hellspawn is on all fours, not quite down, then picks himself back up, but only to his knees. Wench runs and bounces off the ropes and nails Hellspawn with a Shining Wizard. Wench goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Hellspawn gets his shoulder up. Wench goes to the corner and climbs the top turnbuckle. Hellspawn turns around to see Wench flying off the top turnbuckle, attempting a hurricanrana. In a fluid motion, Hellspawn counters that hurricanrana with a powerbomb, then another powerbomb, and one more, then locks in a Boston Crab.

Mark Followill: The Hell's Rage!

Jason Martel: If this doesn't put Wench away, I don't know what will!

Referee Rick Maynard asks Wench if she gives up, but she refuses, trying to fight up out of the Boston Crab, but Hellspawn is much more powerful, his weight preventing her from being able to fight her way up. Wench screams out in pain, but refuses to give up. Hellspawn refuses to let go of the hold. Wench stays locked in the hold for about three minutes before she finally blacks out. The ref checks in on her, shouting to see if Wench responds, but there's no response. The ref raises her arm, but it falls down. He raises it again, and again it goes down. He tries a third time, but it falls down a third time. The ref calls for the bell and tells Hellspawn that he can let go of the hold as the crowd is booing their lungs out. Hellspawn lets go, and falls down to his knees as the timekeeper hands the ref the SNW Texas Championship.

Monica Deluca: Your winner, and still SNW Texas Champion, Hellspawn!

Jason Martel: Wench doesn't even realize that now she is captive to Hellspawn and his every command!

Mark Followill: I know! This isn't right!

Jason Martel: Of course it is! She signed the contract.

Mark Followill: But the fine print was put in there after it was signed.

Jason Martel: Gordie would NEVER do anything underhanded like that. He's the most upstanding man you'll ever meet!

Mark Followill: Only because you receive extra cash from him, you suck up!

Jason Martel: I beg to differ!

Matt Margera runs down to the ring as "White Knuckles" continues to blare over the PA. Sadness is over his face as he checks on Wench to see if she's alright. He stands up, as does Hellspawn. Hellspawn smirks at Matt, while Matt is steaming with anger. Hellspawn raises his SNW Texas Championship belt up and points over to Wench, then points to himself saying "She's all mine now." Matt turns to the side and stews for a moment while Hellspawn turns to taunt the crowd, who's booing their lungs out, many of the fans flipping Hellspawn off. Hellspawn turns around, only to be met by a Benihana from out of nowhere from Matt Margera to a deafening pop from the crowd. Matt jumps down and mounts Hellspawn and wails away at him with MMA-style punches. Emo Kid, Venom and Hannah all run down to the ring and pounce on Matt. Matt tries to fight them off, but the strength of numbers is too much.

Mark Followill: Here comes Silvus!

Jason Martel: But is he here to save Matt or finish him off?!

Silvus runs in and grabs Venom from behind and nails him with a Full Nelson Slam. Emo Kid turns, only for Silvus to kick him in the midsection and nail him with a powerbomb. Hannah slaps Silvus in the face. Silvus feels his face with his hand, then just laughs at her, telling her to turn around as Matt is back up. Hannah turns around and...

Mark Followill: Matt Margera just nailed Hannah with the damndest Benihana I've ever seen!

Jason Martel: What the hell?! That's assault and battery! Matt should be arrested for hitting a woman!

Mark Followill: Wrong, it's self defense because Hannah assaulted Matt first!

Jason Martel: Mark Followill, advocate of wife beaters everywhere.

Mark Followill: Oh come on!

Matt goes down to check on Wench again as she's slowly coming to. Gordon Heath and the Sports Nutz rush down to the ring. George and Craig grab Wench and whisk her away as Matt flails his arms up in the air. Gordie reminds him of the stipulation, then runs off with the Sports Nutz, who are both holding Wench, as the crowd boos them out of the building. Wench is kicking and screaming, begging George and Craig to let her go. Matt shakes his head, saddened that he's lost Wench for now. Hellspawn is still down, but now in a daze as he can hardly bring himself up. Silvus picks up the SNW Texas Championship, and holds it up in the air as he looks down at Hellspawn, then throws the belt down on top of his chest. Silvus looks at Matt, then walks off.

Mark Followill: What a controversial night this has been. This match will have serious ramifications in SNW.

Jason Martel: And it looks to me that Silvus wants a shot at that Texas Championship, but he's going to have to wait his turn in line.

Mark Bishop: So now Silvus enters the picture and immediately makes an impact, and 2008 would soon become his breakout year. Up next, we take a look at the first ever meeting between Soul Reaper and Emo Kid, and still to come, we will show the War Games Match from SNW Summer Bash.

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[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop: Soul Reaper and Emo Kid are two of SNW's top level wrestlers, and had been top level competitors with other organizations throughout the world. However, these two had never faced each other until May 25, 2008 at Trinity High School in Euless, Texas on SNW Onslaught.

The room gets dark. A pulse beating is heard around the ring, and then “Careless Warrior” by Ten Masked Men hits as the crowd boos loudly and Emo Kid comes in and has a furious expression on his face.

Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is set for one fall, introducing first, from Bakersfield, CA weighing in at 185 pounds he is Emo Kid!

“You Wouldn’t Know” by HellYeah starts to play and Soul Reaper comes in with a hooded robe with cut off sleeves to a big ovation from the crowd. With an emotionless face, Reaper stares coldly at Emo Kid before he enters the ring, then removes the robe and cracks his neck and knuckles and goes back to staring coldly into Emo Kids eyes.

Monica Deluca: And his opponent, from Fresno, California, weighing in at 242 lbs he is Soul Reaper.

Mark Followill: I really don’t see this as a fair fight. Reaper out weighs Emo and is a lot taller.

Jason Martel: More of a challenge for him then isn’t it.

The two lock up in the ring and Reaper gets the upper hand and pushes Emo into the ropes. Emo gets up and runs at Reaper but is met with a boot to the chest making Emo stumble back. Reaper goes to clothesline Emo but Emo dodges and gets behind Reaper spearing him into the ropes.

Jason Martel: Nice work from Emo there.

Mark Followill: Not really, he just got lucky there.

Emo walks over to Reaper who is getting to his feet and kicks him in the side of the head. Reaper pushes him away. Reaper then grabs Emo by the throat and picks him up before sending Emo to the canvas with a choke slam. Reaper then Picks Emo up before setting him up for a Belly to Belly German Suplex. He then goes for a cover.

Mark Followill: ONE…TWO… No Emo kid kicks out!

Jason Martel: It will take more than that to keep this guy down. And Reaper better not forget that.

Mark Followill: Yeah... Sure.

The two lock up again and Emo kicks Reaper in the back of the leg with his heel a few times, Reaper is then met with an elbow to the face followed by a rake to the eyes.

Mark Followill: Emo showing signs of desperation now, it would appear.

Jason Martel: Of course, Reaper is a big guy, he has this match in the bag, and he knows it.

Mark Followill: It isn’t over until the fat lady sings.

Emo with a dropsault to Reaper that knocks him down. Reaper back to his knees, but Emo takes him right back down with a dropkick to the face, drawing an "OOOOOOOOOOH!" from the crowd. Emo runs to the ropes, springboards off the ropes and nails a leg drop on Reaper.

Mark Followill: Emo with a cover... ONE... TWO... And Reaper gets the shoulder up!

Jason Martel: So what's this you're saying about Emo not having a chance?

Mark Followill: Well he is giving up over a hundred pounds and a foot to Reaper.

Reaper back up, but is taken right back down with a spinning heel kick from Emo. Reaper slowly back to his feet, and Emo runs the ropes. Reaper catches Emo out of nowhere with a Heart Stopper Spinebuster. Reaper with a cover... ONE... TWO... Emo gets the shoulder up. Emo tries to get back up, but Reaper takes him down with a high angle exploder suplex as the crowd goes "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!" Reaper with another cover... ONE... TWO... Emo gets the shoulder up again. Reaper whips Emo into the corner so hard that Emo falls down into a sitting position. Reaper backs up, charges at Emo and nails him with a running kick to the face, followed by a Samoa Joe-esque facewash. Reaper picks Emo up and places him on the top turnbuckle.

Mark Followill: Soul Reaper going for a superplex on Emo Kid, but Emo blocks the attempt... sunset flip over Reaper into a powerbomb!

Jason Martel: That's going to do it!

The crowd pops huge for that counter from Emo.

Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... and Reaper kicks out!

Reaper back up and he blocks a punch from Emo, then whips him into the ropes. Reaper then runs at Emo and clotheslines him hard into the turnbuckle. Reaper then sets Emo up for the Reaper's Requiem and sends Emo head first into the canvas, he goes for a cover.

Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Your winner of the match, Soul Reaper!

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[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop: Anybody who knows Syco Boy knows that he's a very talkative guy, and likes to engage people in covnersations about eggs, Carolina Panthers football, Carolina Hurricanes hockey, and James Bond. But back in June on SNW Onslaught, many people thought he'd never talk again after this brutal attack by Max "Venom" O'Haire.

The lights in the arena dim as "To Kill A Stranger" hits. A pulsing green spotlight shines over the entranceway as Venom, Emo Kid and Hannah step through the curtain to tremendously loud boos from the LD Bell crowd.

Monica Deluca: The following is a 3-on-2 handicap match set for one fall. First, representing Chaos, the team of Venom, Emo Kid and Hannah!

Mark Followill: Chaos is trying to stake their claim as the most powerful force in SNW, but lately they've had their hands full with Stank Lovve, Syco Boy, and Soul Reaper, who all have the common goal of watching the back of their friend, Wench.

Jason Martel: They're not out to watch Wench's back. This is just an alliance of convenience at the moment. You watch. If--and this is a big if--Wench wins the Texas Championship, they'll all start fighting over who gets a shot at the belt.

While walking to the ring, the light follows Venom, Emo Kid and Hannah all the way to the ring. They walk into the ring, the green spotlight still on them. Venom walks to the turnbuckle that's the nearest to him based on where he enters the ring, extends his arms out and does the ''Wolfpack'' pose with both hands. Emo Kid sits in a corner, curled up in a fetal position, while Hannah flips off the crowd. The lights come back on and "Unpredictable" blasts over the speakers as the crowd comes off their feet and gives a big pop for Stank Lovve as he makes his way to the ring.

Monica Deluca: Their opponents, first from Atlanta, GA and weighing 333 pounds, Stank Lovve!

Stank gets in the ring, then "Always" hits as the crowd continues to go wild. Syco Boy comes from a side door and walks through the crowd, high fiving various fans on the way to the ring.

Monica Deluca: His partner, from Clayton, NC and weighing 229 pounds, Syco Boy!

Venom, Emo Kid and Hannah talk things over, as do Syco Boy and Stank Lovve. Syco decides to start things off for his team, so Venom asks Emo to start things off for Chaos, infuriating the crowd and Syco as well. Syco yells at Venom to get his ass in the ring, but Venom just smirks at him. Emo stands up to Syco and slaps him in the face. Syco floors Emo with a forearm shot that knocks Emo down to the mat. Emo staggers up, and Syco scoops him up and bodyslams him back down. Syco follows up with a leg drop across Emo's throat. Syco with a tag to Stank while Emo rolls to his corner. Venom decides to tag in now that Syco isn't in the ring.

Mark Followill: How come Venom won't get in the ring when Syco Boy is in there?

Jason Martel: It's called mind games, Followill.

Stank with a series of right hand punches to Venom, but Venom answers with a gouge to the eyes, followed by a dropkick that staggers Stank. Venom runs and bounces off the ropes, but Stank catches him with a tilt-a-whirl slam. Stank picks Venom up and goes for a vertical suplex, but holds Venom up in the air for a good half minute before bringing him down with the vertical suplex to a nice pop from the crowd. Stank runs and bounces off the ropes and goes for a big leg drop, but Venom rolls out of the way, then makes the tag to Emo Kid. Emo runs in, but Stank catches him with an Arn Anderson spinebuster to a big pop from the crowd. Stank with the tag in to Syco Boy, who climbs to the top rope as Emo staggers to his feet. Emo turns around, only to be taken right back down by a flying cross body block off the top turnbuckle by Syco.

Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... And Hannah breaks up the count.

Jason Martel: This is where the 3-on-2 advantage for Chaos comes into play.

Syco goes to pick up Emo, but Emo rakes him in the eyes, eliciting boos from the crowd, followed by a front dropkick that knocks Syco down. Emo with the tag in to Hannah. Emo holds Syco in place in a front facelock as Hannah goes to the middle turnbuckle, then comes flying down with a double axe handle across Syco's back, knocking him to his knees. As Syco gets up, Hannah nails him in the face with a backhand slap, followed by a Russian leg sweep. Hannah goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Syco kicks out. Hannah goes to pick Syco up by the head, but Syco rolls her up in a small package. ONE... TWO... Hannah kicks out. Hannah back to her feet, only for Syco to take her down with a DDT. Syco makes the tag in to Stank Lovve, who simply steps over the top ropes and into the ring, waiting for Hannah to get up.

Mark Followill: Hannah back to her feet and she turns around and realizes that she's now in the ring with Stank Lovve as this crowd is going crazy!

Jason Martel: This isn't fair!

Hannah looks up at Stank, then runs and bounces off the ropes, only to bump into Stank, knocking her down. Emo Kid runs in, only for Stank to throw him up in the air and bring him down facefirst with a flapjack. Venom tries to run into the ring, but Syco runs in and spears him to the ground, then mounts him and punches away at him, MMA style to tremendously loud cheers from the crowd. Referee Danny Travers tries to separate them as Stank goes to pick up Emo, causing his back to be turned to Hannah, who has gotten back up. Hannah nails Stank from behind with a low blow, causing him to go down to a knee to boisterously loud boos from the crowd. Emo and Hannah run and bounce off opposite ropes, then they both nail Stank with front dropkicks to both sides of his face, causing the crowd to go "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!" Syco back up, but Hannah and Emo kick him in the gut. They go for a double vertical suplex, but Syco lands on his feet and grabs them by their necks, bringing them both down with a double neckbreaker, thrilling the crowd as they cheer on. Syco turns around, and sees Venom charging at him with a stiff lariat. Syco ducks, and Venom accidentally lariats referee Danny Travers, nailing him so hard that he flips over diagonally and falls down to the mat. Venom puts his hands on his head in disbelief that he just took out the ref. Meanwhile, Syco runs and jumps onto the top turnbuckle, and Venom turns around.

Mark Followill: Syco flying off the top rope with a Whisper in the Wind, but Venom ducks and Syco nails Emo Kid just as he was getting up!

Jason Martel: Does Venom even realize that his own teammate just got taken out?

Syco turns around, and Venom tosses him up and over with an overhead belly to belly suplex. The momentum causes Syco to roll to the outside upon landing on the mat. Venom wipes his forehead and flicks his sweat down at Syco in a show of disrespect, only to turn around and be taken down by a snap suplex from Stank Lovve. Stank goes for a cover, but there's no referee as Danny Travers is still unconscious. Stank tries to revive the referee. Hannah slaps Stank across the back of the head, grabbing his attention.

Mark Followill: Not a wise move on the part of Hannah.

Jason Martel: I knew it! Stank Lovve's a conman! He leads ladies into thinking he's this romantic gentleman, only to slap them around!

Mark Followill: He does not!

Stank gets up and turns around, towering over Hannah. Meanwhile, Emo Kid has gone to the outside. He looks under the ring and finds a chair, then brings it into the ring with him. Hannah begs Stank off, but Stank backs her up to the ropes. Emo runs in and nails Stank in the back with the chair with all of his strength. The chairshot gets Stank's attention. Stank turns around and shouts at Emo to give him his best shot. Emo raises the chair up, but Stank grabs it and kicks Emo in the midsection. Venom is back up however and clips Stank in the knees from behind, knocking him on his back. Syco crawls onto the ring apron, but Venom sees him and charges at him. Venom sunset flips over the ropes and Syco, then slams him down to the floor hard with a powerbomb, causing the crowd to go "OOOOOOOHHHHH!" Meanwhile, Hannah goes to the top turnbuckle and comes flying down, nailing Stank with a flying double knee drop. Emo Kid climbs to another top turnbuckle and lands a Slit Wrist Theory on Stank, right after the flying double knee drop. Both Emo and Hannah make the cover as Hellspawn runs down to ringside and revives the ref, who makes a slow count due to not having all of his faculties together from being knocked out. ONE... TWO... THREE!

Mark Followill: Dammit!

Monica Deluca: Your winners of the match, Chaos!

Jason Martel: See, Chaos is a more well oiled machine. Their leader had the sense to run down and revive the referee when they made a cover, yet I didn't see Wench or Soul Reaper come out to revive Danny Travers when Stank Lovve made a cover.

Meanwhile, outside the ring, Venom grabs the ring bell from the timekeeper. Venom brings it down across Syco's throat, causing Syco to grab his throat and convulse in pain. Venom does this over and over again until the rest of Chaos come out and tell him enough. EMTs and SNW officials rush down to check on Syco Boy and yell at Chaos to leave ringside. Stank staggers up, and sees Syco down on the floor. He rushes over to check on him. Matt Margera, Soul Reaper and Wench rush out to ringside, whizzing by Chaos, who just smirk and go about their business to the back. Everyone is checking on Syco as he clutches his throat in agony.

Mark Followill: What a despicable act on the part of Venom, crushing Syco Boy's larynx!

Jason Martel: Thank god! Now I won't have to hear his grating voice anymore!

Mark Followill: THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!

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[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop: One month after arriving in SNW, Silvus earned a shot at the Texas Championship that was held by Hellspawn. But the match would break down into an all out brawl featuring the entire SNW roster. It would also feature the debut of Goryokaku, as well as Alexander Draven delving into his split personality, becoming Dark Sun.

Shot switches to ringside. A child's voice is heard over the PA system.

I have killed once before,
So quick and silent and evermore,
The dark enclosure in my mind,
Hides my truths more and more,
But once again alas it must open,
So spew fourth the demons that rage,
And hope dear god please just hope,
That ain't Silvus knocking at your door...

The crowd comes unglued as "Wishmaster" blasts over the PA, and Silvus walks out from behind the curtain. He raises his hand in the air, then proceeds to make his way down the aisle to the ring.

Mark Followill: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the reason why Grapevine High School is standing room only. A championship bout that's been in the making since June 21 at Guys' Night Out when Silvus made his first appearance for SNW.

Jason Martel: Yeah, that coward attacked Hellspawn from behind, then threw salt onto the wounds by picking up Hellspawn's Texas Championship belt and holding up in the air.

He enters the ring and raises his hand once more as the crowd continues to cheer for him. "White Knuckles" hits, and the lights inside the basketball court of Grapevine High School go out. The majority of the audience boos, but there are a handful of cheers coming from some of the audience as Hellspawn appears from behind the curtain, wearing his SNW Texas Championship around his waist to go along with the black trenchcoat that he always wears.

Mark Followill: Silvus has a chance to make history, as he can become the second wrestler from England to hold the Texas Championship, the first being the late "Gentleman" Chris Adams.

Jason Martel: Chris Adams must be rolling his grave at that very thought.

Mark Followill: That was uncalled for!

He walks down to the ring with a purpose; to hold onto that Texas Championship. Hellspawn enters the ring, takes off his black trenchcoat and hands it over to the ringside attendant. He then takes his SNW Texas Championship belt off and hands it to referee Rick Maynard, who holds onto it as Monica Deluca is ready to make the announcements for this championship bout.

Monica Deluca: This match is set for one fall, and it is for the SNW Texas Championship! Introducing first, the challenger. From Manchester, England and weighing 275 pounds... Siluvs!

The crowd cheers at the announcement for Silvus.

Monica Deluca: His opponent is the SNW Texas Champion. From Hell's Kitchen, and weighing 355 pounds... Hellspawn!

Most of the crowd boos, but again, there are quite a few Hellspawn supporters as he gets a fair amount of cheers. The ref gives both Silvus and Hellspawn the final instructions, then raises the Texas Championship belt in the air before handing it to the timekeeper. Silvus and Hellspawn stare each other down for a moment as the crowd is waiting with anticipation to see who will throw the first shot. Silvus hits Hellspawn with a hard right hand punch that staggers the big man. Hellspawn holds his cheek, then nails Silvus with a right hand punch of his own that knocks Silvus down. Silvus fires right back up and hits Hellspawn with a flurry of right hand punches, then knocks him down with a fury punch. Silvus picks Hellspawn up by the head and attempts to whip him into the corner, but Hellspawn reverses the whip, sending Silvus into the corner. Hellspawn charges in, but Silvus gets out of the way and Hellspawn crashes into the turnbuckle.

Mark Followill: Silvus with a roll up! ONE... TWO... And Hellspawn barely kicks out!

Jason Martel: Just like that, we almost had a new Texas Champion.

Hellspawn and Silvus are back up. Hellspawn takes Silvus down with a clothesline, followed by a pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... Silvus kicks out. Hellspawn doesn't give Silvus a chance to get up as he immediately locks him in an STF, but Silvus quickly makes his way to the ropes. Referee Rick Maynard counts to four before Hellspawn finally lets go. Hellspawn picks Silvus up and whips him into the ropes. Hellspawn ducks down as Silvus bounces off the ropes, but Silvus counters with a leap frog and continues to run the ropes. Hellspawn turns around as Silvus comes off the ropes, then gets nailed with a dropkick to the chest by Silvus, knocking the big man down. Silvus with a cover. ONE... TWO... Hellspawn kicks out. Silvus attempts to put the ankle lock on Hellspawn, but Hellspawn immediately makes it to the ropes, but Silvus drags him back to the center of the ring and attempts to lock in the ankle lock. Hellspawn turns himself over and is able to kick Silvus off, and Silvus falls down to the mat. Both Hellspawn and Silvus get up as the crowd applauds and cheers the match they're seeing thus far.

Mark Followill: Neither Hellspawn nor Silvus giving an inch right now as we're witnessing the beginning of a great wrestling match.

Jason Martel: I have a feeling it'll break down at any moment.

Hellspawn and Silvus lock up. Hellspawn knees Silvus in the midsection, then scoops him up and drops him throat-first across the ropes, and Silvus falls back to the mat. Hellspawn hits a forearm drop across Silvus' face, then chokes Silvus with his forearm. He lets go right when the ref counts to four. Hellspawn picks Silvus up and goes for a powerbomb, but Silvus punches Hellspawn in the face, forcing Hellspawn to let go, with Silvus landing on his feet. Silvus grabs Hellspawn by the head and brings him down with a front face slam. Hellspawn gets up, but only to all fours as Silvus sits on top of him as if to go for a camel clutch, but instead locks in a crossface chicken wing.

Mark Followill: Referee Rick Maynard checking in to see if Hellspawn will submit to this modified version of the crossface chicken wing that Silvus has locked in.

Jason Martel: Hellspawn won't give up this easy, especially with the prestigious Texas Championship on the line.

Silvus holds onto the chicken wing as Hellspawn fights his way back up. Hellspawn is stood up, and Silvus is riding him piggy-back style. Hellspawn drops back and crushes Silvus into the mat, then goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Silvus gets the shoulder up. Hellspawn goes to pick Silvus up, but Silvus thumbs Hellspawn in the eye, followed up by a backbreaker. Silvus nails an elbow drop, gets up, and nails a second elbow drop. Silvus picks Hellspawn up and attempts to whip him into the ropes. But Hellspawn reverses the whip, and immediately follows after Silvus, clotheslining him over the top rope and to the floor. As Silvus slowly recovers and tries to get to his feet, Hellspawn goes to climb the top turnbuckle.

Mark Followill: What in the world is Hellspawn thinking here?

Jason Martel: He's thinking that he's got to do anything to hold onto that SNW Texas Championship.

Silvus slowly gets up to his feet and turns around, only to see Hellspawn flying off the top turnbuckle and nailing him with a flying clothesline that knocks him down to the floor, but Hellspawn takes himself out too. The ref lays down the ten count, but does so slowly. ONE....... TWO....... Hellspawn is the first one getting up, but slowly. THREE....... FOUR....... Hellspawn back up, and he picks Silvus up. Hellspawn attempts to whip Silvus into the timekeeper area, but Silvus reverses the whip, sending Hellspawn flying into the timekeeper area. The timekeeper has enough time to get out of the way as Hellspawn crashes into the railing. The ref steps through the refs and yells at the two combatants to get in the ring, his count being interrupted. Silvus charges in and dives after Hellspawn, but Hellspawn grabs the ring bell and nails Silvus in the head with it in desperation, and Silvus falls down, his head now busted open.

Mark Followill: The referee being very lenient here, not disqualifying Hellspawn for that shot with the ring bell.

Jason Martel: He's wanting to give the fans their moneys worth.

Hellspawn picks Silvus up and rams him facefirst into the post, then rolls him into the ring and follows him in. Hellspawn picks Silvus up and whips him into the ropes. Hellspawn picks up Silvus in a military press, but Silvus slips out behind him, grabs him in a full nelson, picks Hellspawn up and slams him down with a full nelson slam. Silvus with a cover. ONE... TWO... Hellspawn kicks out. Silvus doesn't even give Hellspawn a chance to get up as he immediately locks in a Dragon Sleeper. Silvus cinches the hold in as referee Rick Maynard checks in to see if either Hellspawn gives up or goes out.

Mark Followill: Hellspawn looks to be fading as Silvus cinches in that Dragon Sleeper.

Jason Martel: Hellspawn better wake up before he loses his Texas Championship.

With blood trickling down his face, Silvus continues to cinch in the Dragon Sleeper on Hellspawn as Hellspawn fades away. The ref checks in and lifts Hellspawn's arm. It drops the first time. He lifts it up again, and again it drops down. He lifts it up for the third time to see if he should end the match, but Hellspawn prevents his arm from dropping. The crowd is at a fever pitch, more than half of them chanting "SILVUS! SILVUS! SILVUS!" But a few of the fans are chanting "HELLSPAWN! HELLSPAWN! HELLSPAWN!" Hellspawn fights his way up, whilst Silvus still has the Dragon Sleeper locked in. Hellspawn grabs Silvus by the head and brings him down with a reverse jawbreaker, staggering Silvus and forcing him to let go of the hold. Hellspawn picks Silvus up in a military press, and drops him down with a gutbuster.

Mark Followill: Military gutbuster, that should do it! ONE... TWO... Silvus somehow gets the shoulder up!

Jason Martel: I think one of these two will have to die for this match to end.

Hellspawn picks Silvus up onto his shoulders in a fisherman's position, and drops him down with a Muscle Buster. Hellspawn with a cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Silvus gets the shoulder up as Hellspawn argues with the ref about the count. Hellspawn picks Silvus up and goes for a chokeslam, but Silvus blocks the attempt, then knees Hellspawn in the gut. Silvus whips Hellspawn into the corner, then charges in with a clothesline in the corner. Silvus quickly sets Hellspawn up on the top turnbuckle. Silvus climbs up, but Hellspawn punches at him, trying to stop him. Silvus punches back, and climbs all the way to the top turnbuckle. Silvus grabs Hellspawn in a front facelock, and both he and Hellspawn come crashing down with a superplex as the crowd pops with a deafening roar.

Mark Followill: That superplex took as much out of Silvus as it did Hellspawn!

Jason Martel: If Silvus had just a little bit more gas in the tank, he could cover Hellspawn and be the new Texas Champion.

The ref checks in on both Silvus and Hellspawn, and both are still down and out, so he begins his ten count. ONE....... TWO....... Both men begin to stir a little bit... THREE........ FOUR....... Silvus rolls over on his stomach, but is still down... FIVE....... SIX.......

Mark Followill: Whoever can get up and break the ten count will have a big advantage.

Jason Martel: At this point, it's whoever makes that first mistake will lose the match.

SEVEN........ EIGHT........ NINE...... And Hellspawn sits up, even though he still looks like he's out of it, and the count is stopped. Hellspawn slowly gets up, as does Silvus. Both men are back up. Silvus goes for a clothesline, but Hellspawn ducks. Silvus turns around, and Hellspawn kicks him in the gut, followed up by a powerbomb into a pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO!! Silvus barely gets the shoulder up at two and three quarters! Hellspawn gets to his feet and backs up into the corner. He stomps his foot down, loading up for a running big boot as he lies in wait for Silvus. Silvus slowly getting to his feet as the crowd is coming unglued. Hellspawn charges in and goes for a big boot, but Silvus ducks and rolls under it. Hellspawn turns around, and Silvus catches him in a Mandible Claw to a big pop from the crowd. Silvus isn't finished though, as he picks Hellspawn up and slams him down, while holding onto the Mandible Claw.

Mark Followill: Retribution from Silvus!

Jason Martel: No, no, no! Chris Adams has to be rolling in his grave now at the thought of Silvus tarnishing the legacy of British wrestlers by winning the Texas Championship!

Mark Followill: Would you be serious?!

Jason Martel: I am being serious!

Mark Followill: That's what I'm afraid of!

Silvus keeps the Mandible Claw locked in. The ref doesn't go for a count as Hellspawn's shoulders are not down on the mat. The hooded figure that's been causing trouble comes running down to the ring, slides in, and nails Silvus with a superkick. The ref tries to get the hooded figure out of the ring, but he pushes him down, leaving the ref no choice now but to call for the bell. The hooded figure stomps away at Silvus as the bell frantically rings. A masked man, who looks a bit familiar, runs down to the ring and joins in on the beatdown. Hellspawn joins in too as the bell continues to ring.

Monica Deluca: The winner by disqualification, Silvus. However, still Texas Champion, Hellspawn!

Mark Followill: That masked guy looks and moves around a lot like Alexander Draven!

Jason Martel: Don't you dare call him Alexander Draven! That, my friend, is the Dark Sun!

The hooded man finally takes off his hood and...

Mark Followill: What on earth?!!

Jason Martel: It's Nathaniel "Goryokaku" Draven! Hellspawn does mean business with War Games after all!

Mark Followill: This man just seemingly ended Soul Reaper's career in SNW, and this is BEFORE Summer Bash! Imagine what he'll be like inside two rings enclosed by a steel cage with a roof on top!

Hellspawn motions for a mic, and Monica Deluca hands it to him.

Hellspawn: Ladies and gentlemen, my team for War Games at Summer Bash... myself, Wench, the Dark Sun and Nathaniel "Goryokaku" Draven!

Emo Kid runs down to the ring, steel chair in hand, and swings wildly, nailing the Dark Sun in the head and knocking him down. Gory, however, levels Emo with a Gory Kick(superkick). Matt Margera sprints down to ringside while Hellspawn and Gory talk trash to Emo Kid. Gory looks up and Margera nails him with a Benihana(superkick) from out of nowhere. Hellspawn looks up, and he and Margera stare each other down as the crowd comes unglued. The two tackle each other and fight on the ground, exchanging lefts and rights. Wench runs down to the ring to try to get Matt Margera off of Hellspawn. Margera doesn't see Wench and thinks it's someone else, instinctively nailing her with a reverse jawbreaker. He turns around, and a look of shock comes over his face as he sees Wench lying down. Hellspawn shoots up and goes over to check on Wench as Matt shouts "I'm sorry! I didn't know it was her!" Hellspawn gets in Matt's face and yells at him. He and Matt go at it again. Gory and Dark Sun are back up and help Hellspawn, but Silvus and Emo are back up as well to even the odds. Enigmah runs down to the ring to check on Wench.

Mark Followill: This has broken down into a Pier Six Brawl while Enigmah has come down to check on her good friend, Wench.

Jason Martel: Well in the War Games, she's going to have to not be her friend.

Mark Followill: And Wench just nails Enigmah with a Twist of Fate!

Stank Lovve, DevilDog, Cerise Richardson and Candy Lovve all run down to the ring and wind up in the melee. Alex Daniels runs down to the ring, as does Viper, and they duke it out. The Alley Ratz run down to the ring and join in on the chaos. Omerta runs down to the ring and double chokeslams the Alley Ratz as this melee breaks down into a battle royal. The Unholy Trinity all run to the ring and join in on the action. Rick Roll, Syco Boy and Dave Mason all run down and duke it out with Sean O'Brien, Marcus Williams and Mike Williams respectively. Gordon Heath runs out with a mic, shouting "HEY! HEY! ALL OF YOU, STOP!" But everyone ignores his pleas. Andy Lionheart busts through the curtain and mows Gordie down facefirst, and continues running to the ring. Andy Lionheart climbs to the top turnbuckle as everyone turns around. Lionheart comes flying off the top turnbuckle with tremendous height, diving into everyone with the Atonement as the crowd roars at a fever pitch. Everyone slowly gets up as now Letham runs down to the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle. He comes flying off the top turnbuckle, knocking whoever's standing up with the High Class. Everyone is brawling as officials run down to get everyone separated as the show fades to black.

THE ALL NEW SNW ENERGY DRINK! TASTES LIKE CRAP, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE YOU ALL WILL DRINK IT ANYWAY BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE DOES!

[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop: Summer Bash was full of great matches. One of them was the finals of a tournament to crown the first ever SNW Texas Tag Team Champions, where Wench and Goryokaku took on Stank Lovve and DevilDog.

Camera switches to the ringside area. The lights go out, and Phill Soussen's cover version of "Welcome to my Nightmare" begins to plays. Some red lights slowly begin to illuminate the arena, and Goryokaku and Wench, with Tanya Adams walking behind them, step out onto the ramp. They make their way down the ramp. While there are fans booing, there are quite a number of fans cheering as well.

Monica Deluca: The following is the finals of the SNW Tag Team Championship Tournament. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Tanya Adams and representing the Dark Ones, the team of Goryokaku and Wench!

Mark Followill: And if you had any doubts that this was a stacked card, those doubts should be erased as we're opening the card with the finals of the SNW Tag Team Title Tournament!

Jason Martel: And this will work into the favor of Team Margera tonight in the War Games, as Wench and Gory will have suffered some wear and tear in this opening match.

Gory stops before the ring and holds his hands in a prayer, whilst Tanya and Wench make their way into the ring. They wait for Goryokaku at the ropes as he now looks up and starts walking to the steps, climbing up the steps slowly. Tanya holds open the ropes so Gory can duck under the ropes and step in. He walks to the center of the ring with Tanya at his side, then raising his hands so people can see he snaps his fingers and the lights flash to normal. "Danger" hits, and out come Stank Lovve and DevilDog to a nice pop. There are five pyro blasts around the SportsTron as they make their way to the ring.

Monica Deluca: Their opponents, representing the Tru Playas, the team of Stank Lovve and DevilDog!

Mark Followill: DevilDog coming from out of nowhere to be in this tournament, replacing the injured Terrell Taylor.

Jason Martel: If you ask me, I think both Wench and Stank Lovve should've been made to forfeit their spots in the tournament, and the belts be handed to "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels.

Mark Followill: What?! You can't give the tag team belts to just one guy!

Jason Martel: Kid Thunder is so talented that he's a tag team all by himself.

Mark Followill: Oh will you be serious!

Stank Lovve and DevilDog enter the ring. DevilDog raises his arms and hands, then brings them down as pyro shoots out from the turnbuckles. Gory and Wench do not flinch whatsoever, as they're not intimidated in the least. Referee Mike Croft is in the ring, holding the new SNW Tag Team Championship belts in his hands. He lifts them up to signify that this is a title match, and shows the belts to both teams as they do some last second planning. The ref hands the belts to the timekeeper, then signals for the bell. DevilDog decides to start for his team, and Wench asks Gory to start for their team, and he obliges.

Mark Followill: Interesting that Nathaniel "Goryokaku" Draven is allowing Wench to start for their team.

Jason Martel: I guess he's already realized that he has no chance of winning with a woman on his team.

Mark Followill: What?!

DevilDog and Wench lock up, and DevilDog gets the immediate advantage as he's the bigger of the two. Wench hits DevilDog with several forearm shots to the side, causing him to loosen his grip of the side headlock. Wench is then able to push DevilDog into the ropes. DevilDog bounces off the ropes, and Wench goes down on her frontside as DevilDog hops over her and runs to the opposite ropes. DevilDog bounces off the ropes, but Wench is ready for him, nailing him with a dropkick. Wench stomps DevilDog, then makes a tag to Gory. They pick DevilDog up and double back suplex him. The ref escorts Wench to her corner as Gory blatantly chokes DevilDog as he has a sadistic smile on his face. The ref sees Gory choking DevilDog, and counts to four before Gory lets go.

Mark Followill: Goryokaku choking the life out of DevilDog. Not because he's desperate and feels that he has to, but because he wanted to.

Jason Martel: Gory is an evil man.

Gory picks DevilDog up and attempts a northern lights suplex, but DevilDog jumps over behind Gory and lands on his feet. DevilDog grabs Gory in a half nelson, then plants him facefirst with a half nelson faceplant. DevilDog proceeds to slap Gory around on the back of his head with some Razor Ramon-esque paintbrush-style slaps, getting a pop from the crowd. Gory is up to his knees and is not amused, sneering at DevilDog, who has a you-know-what eating grin on his face, then makes the tag to Stank Lovve. Stank is in the ring now, and he and Gory face off. Stank and Gory lock up, each man jockeying for position. Stank overpowers Gory, pushing him down hard to the mat. Gory looks up at Stank as he picks himself up, but doesn't seem intimidated, instead smirking at Stank.

Mark Followill: See that? No fear whatsoever on the face of Goryokaku.

Jason Martel: Gesundheit!

Mark Followill: Would you be serious!

Jason Martel: Well excuse me for wishing you good health after sneezing.

Mark Followill: I didn't sneeze! That's Nathaniel Draven's alter ego name, Goryokaku.

Jason Martel: Again, bless you.

Mark Followill: Why do I even try?

Stank and Gory lock up again, and Stank hits Gory with a knee to the midsection, followed up by a bodyslam. Stank follows up with an elbow drop, but Gory rolls out of the way as Stank hits his elbow on the mat, wincing in pain. Gory immediately locks Stank's arm, the one that he used to attempt the elbow drop, in an armbar.

Mark Followill: Gory going to work on Stank's arm.

Jason Martel: Smart strategy by Gory, working over Stank Lovve's arm. If he takes out that arm, that could potentially take out three of Stank's favorite moves; the Lovve Coaster, the Break Up, and the Stank Driver.

Stank gets to his knees as he struggles his way up. Gory keeps the armbar locked on and hits Stank's arm several times, but Stank is able to fight his way back up and take Gory down with an arm drag. Gory back up, but Stank takes him down from out of nowhere with an STO. Stank goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... and Wench breaks up the count, then goes back to her corner as the ref admonishes her. Stank picks Gory up and whips him into the ropes. Gory bounces off the ropes, and Stank picks Gory up and slams him down with a tilt-a-whirl-slam. Stank makes the tag to DevilDog. Stank and DevilDog pick Gory up and whip him into the ropes. Gory comes off the ropes and they throw him up in the air and bring him down facefirst with a double flapjack.

Mark Followill: DevilDog picks Goryokaku up and whips him into the ropes. Goryokaku off the ropes now and DevilDog goes for a hurricanrana... NO! Gory counters with a powerbomb and transitions immediately into a leglock, but just as quickly, DevilDog is able to make it to the ropes. The ref counts to four, and Gory finally lets go.

Jason Martel: Hey, he has a count of five to let go, Mark.

Gory picks DevilDog up by the head and locks him in a front facelock, immediately followed through with a vertical suplex. Gory with a tag in to Wench. Gory and Wench pick DevilDog up and nail him with a Double DDT. Wench goes for a cover as the ref escorts Gory to his corner. Wench yells at the ref, who quickly gets in position. ONE... TWO... DevilDog kicks out. Wench goes to pick DevilDog up, but he hits her in the midsection. DevilDog whips Wench into the ropes. He goes for a hiptoss, but Wench is able to block it. While holding onto the hiptoss position, Wench knees DevilDog in the midsection, doubling him over. Wench places her leg over DevilDog's neck as he's bent over and performs a backflip, followed by a bulldog. Wench with a cover. ONE... TWO... Stank Lovve runs in and breaks it up by stomping Wench. Gory runs in and hits Stank Lovve with a flurry of kicks as the crowd comes alive.

Mark Followill: The Okaku Convention! GORY KICK! Stank Lovve damn near had his head taken off!

Jason Martel: I don't care how big you are, that Gory Kick is enough to knock anybody's lights out.

Wench picks DevilDog up, and Gory turns around. They whip DevilDog into the ropes. DevilDog runs toward them, and they pick him up and throw him down, throat-first, across the top ropes in a double-team version of the stun gun. Wench then picks DevilDog up as Gory is escorted back to his corner. Wench brings DevilDog down with the Twist of Fate! Wench with a cover. ONE... TWO... THREE! "My Time" blares over the PA as the crowd comes unglued. The timekeeper hands the newly won tag team titles over to the ref, who in turn hands them to Wench and Gory. They hold them high in the air.

Monica Deluca: Your winners, and first ever SNW Tag Team Champions, Wench and Goryokaku!

SNW IT'S CHRISTMAS DAMMIT! CATCH THE REPLAY ALL THROUGHOUT THE MONTH OF JANUARY ON PPV!

[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop: Summer time is the time of year for girls and bikinis, as well as swimsuit contests. Well no one could've guessed what was in store for them when the Alley Ratz competed against Cerise Richardson and Candy Lovve in a swimsuit competition.

Shot switches to Monica Deluca, who stands mid-ring.

Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen, the following is the SNW Summer Bash Swimsuit Competition!

The fans cheer as generic blues music blares over a loudspeaker.

Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen... introducing your special guest emcee, local Fort Worth actor, Aaron Broyles!

Fans applaud loudly, as they want to make the hometown guy feel at home.

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Jason Martel: Who?!

Mark Followill: You know, Aaron Broyles. He performs in the Fort Worth scene as well as an actor in many assorted plays.

Jason Martel: I hate stage plays. I'm more of a road house type of guy.

Mark Followill: Well he has an improv show September 6. But that isn't the focus on this next segment. Let's have a swimsuit contest!

Aaron Broyles grabs a mic, as fans continue to give empathy. He is wearing blue jeans, an AC/DC T-shirt, and a watch.

Aaron Broyles: Hot crowd tonight. Are you guys enjoying Summer Bash so far?!

The fans give a big pop, indicating that they are indeed enjoying Summer Bash.

Aaron Broyles: How about a hand for Monica Deluca? Shouldn't she be in this?

Aaron Broyles looks over at Monica, who kinda smiles and blushes at him. Aaron winks at her, and Monica is embarrassed yet flattered.

Aaron Broyles: You're beautiful, Monica.

Monica laughs as Aaron gets his focus back on the competition.

Aaron Broyles: She's speechless, ladies and gentlemen! I guess she's not in. Oh, well, let's have a swimsuit contest!

"I Like The Way You Move" blasts throughout the arena as Candy Lovve comes to the ring.[/color]

Jason Martel: What a piece of work this Aaron Broyles is. He's flirting with the ring announcer. Do you think Howard Finkel ever got hit on?

Mark Followill: Oh will you stop. Aaron Broyles certainly has a way with words, and women.

Jason Martel mumbles under his breath, "Fatass."

Mark Followill: You want me to get Aaron on your case?!

Jason Martel: I wasn't talking about Aaron. I was talking about the nice big ass that Candy Lovve is sporting.

Mark Followill: I'll be sure to tell Candy that she has a secret admirer.

Aaron Broyles: Coming to the ring in a beautiful lime green swimsuit, at 183 lbs, Candy Lovve!

Candy Lovve is sporting a sexy lime green bikini, and shakes hands with Aaron Broyles. "Girlfight" blares over the loudspeaker as Cerise Richardson makes her way to the ring wearing a blue two piece swimsuit.[/color]

Aaron Broyles: And making her way to the ring wearing a sexy, sexy light blue two piece swimsuit weighing in at 165 lbs, Cerise Richardson!

The two friends hug each other and Aaron continues to emcee the contest.

Aaron Broyles: Mmm mmm mmm. Atlanta is very lucky. Now it's time to bring on your opponents in this contest.

"Chickin' Huntin" blares over the loudspeaker as the Alley Ratz, Twitch and Eddy, are dressed up in swimsuits from the 1940s, full body, red and white striped, similar to what Goofy would wear to the beach in an old Disney cartoon. Twitch is sporting a floatable duck, while Eddy is sporting a floatable Care Bear, both are sporting Orange arm floaties, snorklers, swimming goggles, swimming caps, flippers, and sunscreen on the nose. Aaron, Candy, and Cerise are flabbergasted and speechless. Aaron is trying to hold his laughter while Candy and Cerise seem to think "These two can't be serious." The crowd laughs, then chants for The Alley Ratz.[/color]

Jason Martel: WHAT THE HELL?! What gives? Why? OH! I'm going blind, that's all, blind!

Mark Followill: Oh, come on don't be such a sour sport.

Jason Martel: Sour sport? I'm being a realist. First you have Rick Roll making a mockery of submission wrestling, now you have Twitch and Eddie dressing up like Abbott and Costello going to a beach? This is embarrassing!

Aaron Broyles: (Still trying not to laugh) Well, it's time to pick a winner. I'm going to place my hand over the team that you want to win. The one with the most cheers, wins.

Aaron puts his hand over Cerise Richardson and Candy Lovve.[/color]

Aaron Broyles: Cheer if you liked Cerise and Candy!

A decent pop, a good portion of the American Airlines Center applauds for the ladies from Atlanta. Aaron then puts his hand over The Alley Ratz, and the place cheers before Aaron can say anything. He tries to speak over the ruckus.[/color]

Aaron Broyles: How about The Alley Ratz?!

A huge Alley Ratz chant is started by the crowd.[/color]

Mark Followill: It's clear who the winner is.

Jason Martel: Russ Martin, if you can hear me, please beat me senseless!

Aaron Broyles: I think it's pretty close, but I think I have to give it to... THE ALLEY RATZ!!!!!!

Jason Martel cries.[/color]

Jason Martel: What is taking you so long, Russ?! Suicide would be too easy right now!

Mark Followill: Oh, stop it! The Alley Ratz are the winners. They may look goofy, but they are the winners.

Aaron Broyles: I'm sorry, girls. You two put on a hell of a show. These guys were just too creative for you.

Candy and Cerise walk out of the ring disgusted, as The Alley Ratz celebrate.[/color][/quote]

Mark Bishop: Summer Bash wasn't all fun and games though. Well, maybe games... the War Games, that is, as Matt Margera led his team of Silvus, Enigmah and Emo Kid into war against Hellspawn, Wench, Goryokaku and Dark Sun. This one match alone shook Sports Nutz Wrestling down to its core and changed the company forever.

Monica Deluca: As a result of the coin flip, Hellspawn's team will have the advantage after the first five minutes. Now... LET THE WAR GAMES BEGIN!

Hellspawn gets a smile on his face as the refs open the doors on each side of the cage. Silvus walks into the cage for Matt's team. Dark Sun starts to enter the ring but Hellspawn stops him and enters the ring himself.

Mark Followill: Well this is a surprise. It will be Hellspawn and Silvus going at it for the first five minutes.

Jason Martel: And you said Hellspawn would wait til last to enter. I told you Hellspawn is a leader and not afraid to get his hands dirty.

Hellspawn stands in one of the rings as Silvus stares at him from the other. The refs shut the doors and the bell rings and a five minute clock appears on the SportsTron. Hellspawn yells at Silvus, who walks towards the ring Hellspawn is in. Silvus climbs through the first set of ropes and goes through the second and comes nose to nose with Hellspawn. The two men start yelling at each other, and Hellspawn hits Silvus with a right hand that staggers him back. Silvus answers back with a right hand of his own and the two men are throwing haymakers at each other, neither giving way. Silvus starts to get the better of the exchange and kicks Hellspawn in the gut and grabs him by the hair and tries to slam him head first into the cage but Hellspawn blocks it with his hands. Hellspawn delivers a vicious elbow to Silvus' face followed by a right hand knocking him to the mat. Hellspawn pulls Silvus to his feet and tries to slam him into the cage but Silvus blocks it. Silvus goes for a elbow of his own but Hellspawn ducks and grabs Silvus around the waist and hits a belly to belly suplex. Hellspawn gets to his feet and drops a knee across Silvus' face before grabbing him by the hair and slamming the back of his head repeatedly into the mat. Hellspawn pulls Silvus to his feet and whips him into the corner and charges in. Silvus moves out the way at the last second as Hellspawn slams chest first into the corner. Silvus grabs Hellspawn from behind and hits a reverse DDT. Silvus lays into Hellspawn with right hands. Silvus gets to his feet and stomps Hellspawn between the legs.

Mark Followill:Well we have our first low blow of the match.

Jason Martel: Silvus is just jealous that after Hellspawn and his team wins, Hellspawn will celebrate with Wench.

Hellspawn holds onto his groin between his legs as Silvus hits the ropes and kicks Hellspawn hard into the face. The clock hits three minute remaining as Silvus picks Hellspawn up and hits a suplex. Silvus grabs Hellspawn's leg and tries for a figure four but Hellspawn uses his leg strength to push Silvus hard off of him and into the corner chest first. Silvus stumbles out of the corner and Hellspawn quickly takes him down from behind with a vicious clothesline. Hellspawn looks up at the clock and see he has a minute more til one of his partners enters. Hellspawn sets Silvus in the corner and hits the ropes and hits Silvus with a face wash boot in the corner. Hellspawn pulls Silvus to his feet and military presses Silvus over his head before dropping him into a gut buster. The fans start to count down from ten.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

A buzzer sounds in the arena as the clock resets and the ref opens the door on Hellspawn side of the ring. Wench climbs into the ring to a huge pop and looks at Hellspawn and then to Silvus who is slowly getting to his feet. Wench hits the ropes as Silvus gets to his feet and takes him down again hard with a bulldog. Hellspawn watches on as Wench repeatedly kicks Silvus in the gut as he tries to get up. Silvus catches Wench foot on one of the attempts but Hellspawn quickly kicks him hard in the face why he is focused on Wench. Hellspawn and Wench pull Silvus to his feet and sends him face first into the cage.

Jason Martel: Look at the happy couple working together to destroy Silvus.

Mark Followill: Well we will see what happens when Matt gets into the match.

Wench looks up at Hellspawn who smiles at her as they stomp away at Silvus. Hellspawn pulls Silvus to his feet and and sets him in the corner. Hellspawn walks over to Wench and whips her towards Silvus. Wench jumps up and hits Silvus with a knee to the face before whipping him across the ring into a sidewalk slam by Hellspawn. Wench looks over at Matt corner and freezes as Hellspawn pulls Silvus to his feet and starts to grind his face into the cage. Hellspawn pulls Silvus back off the cage as he starts to bleed. Hellspawn hits a right hand right into the wound he has opened on Silvus. Hellspawn notices Wench staring at Matt and yells to her seemingly snapping her back into the match. Hellspawn tells Wench to run at him she does and he picks her up and slams her down on top of Silvus. Hellspawn walks over to the ropes and goes to the other ring as Wench locks in a Boston crab on Silvus as one minute remains before Matt gets to have someone enter. Hellspawn is taunting Matt as Silvus powers out of the Boston crab sending Wench face first into the second turnbuckle. Hellspawn doesn't realize what is happening as he continues to yell at Matt. Hellspawn turns around and Silvus takes Hellspawn down with a flying clothesline from the top rope of the other ring. Silvus quickly pulls Hellspawn to his feet and slams him head first into the cage. Silvus continues to slam Hellspawn into the cage busting him wide open. Silvus looks back at Wench who is making her way through the ropes to the ring they are in. Silvus kicks Wench quickly in the shoulder then drops her with a DDT with her feet on the ropes. The fans count from ten as the clock hits 10 again.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, ,4 ,3 ,2 ,1!

A buzzer sounds as the ref opens the door on Matt's team side.

Mark Followill: Let's see who will be in next for Matt's team.

Emo Kid flies through the door as the ref opens it and hits a flying clothesline on Wench as she gets to her feet. Emo Kid pulls Wench to her feet and throws her over the ropes to the other ring and follows her leaving Hellspawn and Silvus in one ring and Wench and himself in the other. Emo Kid pulls Wench to her feet and whips her into the ropes. When she comes off the ropes Emo Kid hits her with a dropkick right in the face. Emo Kid grabs Wench by the head and yanks her up in the air and allows her to slam back to the mat. Emo Kid yells at Wench why he stomps away at her.

Mark Followill: Emo Kid got in and made a beeline right for Wench.

Jason Martel: He is lucky Silvus weakened her before he got in there or she would be kicking him all over the ring.

Emo Kid pulls Wench to the ropes and ties her up between the top and middle rope. Wench tries to escape but Emo Kid laughs as she is stuck in the ropes. Emo Kid looks over to the other ring where Silvus is hitting a powerbomb on Hellspawn. Emo Kid quickly climbs to the top rope and jumps off and hits a splash onto Hellspawn. Emo Kid starts hitting Hellspawn with right hands. Silvus wipes the blood from his face and notices Wench starting to break free from the ropes. Wench finally breaks free and collapses to the mat holding her arm. Silvus and Emo Kid get Hellspawn back to his feet and hit a double suplex on him. Wench slowly gets to her feet. She tries to make her way through the ropes to the other ring to help Hellspawn but Emo Kid catches her with a kick to the head as she climbs through the ropes. Silvus pulls Hellspawn to his feet and goes for another powerbomb but Hellspawn counters it into a backdrop. Emo Kid charges at Hellspawn and hits a clothesline that doesn't effect him. Hellspawn grabs Emo Kid by the throat and backs him into the corner. Blood flows down Hellspawn's face as he screams at Emo Kid. Hellspawn buries a knee to Emo Kid's gut and then hits a right hand that floors him. Silvus gets to his feet and goes for Hellspawn but Wench cuts him off with a spear. Wench gets on top of Silvus and unleashes a fury of punches onto Silvus. Wench goes for a Crossface but Silvus blocks it and is able to roll away and get to his feet. Wench quickly catches him with a dropkick sending him staggering to the corner. Wench whips Silvus across the ring but he reverses it sending Wench towards the corner. Wench quickly jumps to the top rope and hits Silvus with whisper in the wind. Wench looks over at Hellspawn who has Emo Kid on his shoulder and drops him across the top rope for a snake eyes. Wench hits the ropes as Emo Kid staggers out of the corner and spears him almost breaking him in half.

Mark Followill: Imagine what we have seen so far and the match beyond hasn't started yet.

Jason Martel: Well in one minute there may not be much left of Silvus and Emo as either Dark Sun or Gory are going to enter that ring.

Hellspawn grabs Emo Kid up and yells more into his face before sending him flying over the top rope and into the cage. Wench walks over to Emo Kid and pulls him up trapping him between the ropes and the cage. Wench grabs Emo Kid by the hair and slams him repeatedly into the cage head first. Wench stops slamming Emo Kids head and uses the cage as a grater on Emo Kid's face. Blood starts to run from the forehead of Emo Kid. Wench slams him one more time into the cage and watches as he slumps in between the cage and the ropes. Hellspawn has Silvus in the corner delivering shoulders into his gut. Hellspawn tries to whip Silvus across the ring but Silvus reverses it and follows Hellspawn into the corner with a hard clothesline. Wench goes for a clothesline of her own but Silvus ducks and grabs Wench by the back of the head before hitting a neck breaker. Te fans start counting as Silvus gets to his feet.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

The buzzer sounds in the arena as Dark Sun climbs into the ring. Silvus notices his brother in the ring and heads straight for him. Silvus climbs through both set of ropes and into the other ring.

Mark Followill: Well here we go, brother against brother.

Jason Martel: Now Silvus will pay for leaving the Dark Ones.

Dark Sun goes right for Silvus, hitting him with rights and lefts backing him into the corner. Silvus tries to fight back but the toll of the match is taking effect on him. Dark Sun quickly whips Silvus across the ring into the other corner. Silvus stumbles out of the corner and Dark Sun quickly slaps the claw onto Silvus followed by a Russian leg sweep. Dark Sun continues to hold the claw on Silvus til he stops struggling. Dark Sun looks over to Wench and Hellspawn who are taking turns hitting Emo Kid in the corner. Dark Sun pulls Silvus to his feet and throws him to the other ring and follows behind him. Hellspawn pulls Emo kid out of the corner and takes him down hard with a short arm clothesline that turns him inside out. Hellspawn looks at Dark Sun and points at Silvus then to the top rope. Dark Sun and Wench both climb to the top ropes and waits as Hellspawn picks Silvus up only to chokeslam him down hard in the middle of the ring. Hellspawn moves out of the way as Wench flies off the top rope and hits a swanton bomb on Silvus followed by a moonsault from Dark Sun.

Mark Followill: Now we see why the Dark Ones are one of the most feared stables in history. They work so well together.

Jason Martel: Silvus may have internal bleeding after taking all three of those moves.

Silvus lies motionless in the ring as the Dark Ones turn towards Emo Kid who has pulled himself up and is challenging the Dark Ones to come and get him. Dark Sun runs at Emo Kid and hits him with a polish hammer flooring him. Hellspawn walks over to Emo Kid and pulls him to his feet and lays his throat across the top turnbuckle before picking his feet off the mat. Dark Sun hits the ropes and leapfrogs Hellspawn and drops all his weight down across Emo Kids back. Emo Kid falls to mat holding, his back, but Hellspawn quickly pulls him back up and places him back across the ropes before pulling his feet off the mat again. Wench climbs to the top rope as Hellspawn pulls Emo kid off the ropes with his power and have him hover over the mat face down. Wench jumps off the top rope and drops a leg across the neck of Emo Kid as Hellspawn drops him face first into the mat.

Mark Followill: Whoever gets in the ring next will be in big trouble cause two of Matt's team have been destroyed and Hellspawn, Wench and Dark Sun are just waiting.

Jason Martel: I bet Matt will send Enigmah in next to avoid the ass kicking he's got coming.

Hellspawn looks to Dark Sun and Wench before going for Silvus. Wench and Hellspawn work over Silvus as Dark Sun goes for Emo Kid. Dark Sun grabs Emo kid arm and drops knees across it repeatedly. Hellspawn and Wench work over Silvus' legs. The crowd starts to chant for Silvus who tries to make a comeback with wild haymakers but Hellspawn ducks one and locks in a dragon sleeper as Wench kicks him in the gut. Dark Sun gets Emo Kid on the top rope and goes for a superplex but Emo blocks it. Emo Kid hits Dark Sun with a few elbows and pushes him off the top rope. Wench sees Emo Kid getting his footing on the top rope and shakes it causing him to crotch himself then collapse into the ring. Silvus catches Hellspawn with a knee to the head causing him to break the Dragon sleeper but Hellspawn quickly comes back with a stiff kick to the back of Silvus. The fans start to count as the clock reaches ten.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

Mark Followill: Well here comes Matt's next member, and they are entering as Silvus and Emo are in real bad shape.

Jason Martel: I hope it's Matt 'cause you know Hellspawn is dying to get his hands on him.

Mark Followill: Matt feels the same way about wanting to get his hands on Hellspawn.

The ref opens the door and Enigmah makes her way into the match. Enigmah looks around the ring and notices Dark Sun getting to his feet, Wench beating Emo Kid in the corner and Hellspawn choking Silvus on the mat. Enigmah goes after Hellspawn with right hands but they don't seem to have a effect as Hellspawn stands up and looks at her as the blood flows down his face. Hellspawn wipes the blood away and we see Hellspawn face as most of the paint is gone. Hellspawn grabs Enigmah by the hair and yells at her to stay out of it and pushes her away. Hellspawn goes for Silvus again but Enigmah comes up behind him and hits a low blow on him. Wench sees what Enigmah does to Hellspawn and goes over to confront Enigmah. Enigmah points to Silvus and Wench pushes her. Enigmah tries to explain she was helping her cousin and Wench pushes her again and yelling. Enigmah takes Wench down with a double leg and they roll around on the ring trying to hit each other. Enigmah gets on to and slaps Wench across the face as Emo Kid counters a suplex by Dark Sun and chops Dark Sun behind the knee. Hellspawn slowly gets up but Silvus explodes out of the corner and locks int the mandible claw. Silvus lifts Hellspawn into the air and hits the retribution. Both men lay motionless on the mat as Emo Kid hits Dark Sun with a high angle sidewalk slam. Enigmah gets control of Wench and grabs her by the leg and applies a ankle lock.

Jason Martel: Enigmah might as well release the hold she has on Wench because she can't win it now.

Mark Followill: True, but she can wear down Wench to keep her from getting hurt more.

Wench flips over and pushes Enigmah off with her leg. Wench slowly gets to her feet but favors the ankle. Wench charges at Enigmah and gets caught by a back breaker by Enigmah. Enigmah pleads with Wench to stop attacking her. Enigmah turns around as Dark sun ducks a clothesline from Emo Kid and gets hit instead. Silvus looks to Enigmah and sees Emo Kid standing over her as she is holding her neck. Silvus goes over to Emo Kid and pushes him asking him what happened. Emo tries to explain as Silvus checks on Enigmah. Dark Sun comes from behind Emo and knocks him into Silvus. Silvus quickly turns around and hits Emo Kid with the retribution. Silvus yells at Emo Kid but gets blindsided by Hellspawn with a big boot.

Mark Followill: This isn't good. Matt's team members are arguing with each other and now the Dark Ones are back on the offensive.

Jason Martel: Well if Emo Kid didn't hit Enigmah this wouldn't be happening.

Mark Followill: It was an accident!

Hellspawn grabs Emo Kid up and throws him over to the other ring as Wench pulls Enigmah up and Dark Sun starts working on Silvus' leg. Dark Sun locks in a figure four on Silvus as Wench locks in a Crossface on Enigmah. Hellspawn has Emo Kid in a powerbomb position and hits Hell's Rage on him in the middle of the ring. Emo Kid screams in pain as Hellspawn sits back with the Boston crab.

Mark Followill: The misunderstanding might have just cost Matt's team the match.

Jason Martel: In less then a minute Gory will enter and the real fun begins as the Dark Ones really start picking everyone apart.

Hellspawn releases Hell's Rage and pulls Emo Kid to his feet. Hellspawn puts Emo Kid on his shoulder and uses Emo Kid head as a battering ram against the cage. Hellspawn continues to use Emo Kid as a battering ram until he just drops Emo Kid in a heap on the mat. Blood flows from Emo Kids head. Both mats have huge blood spots in them from all the blood being spilled. Dark Sun goes to ram Silvus into the cage but Silvus reverses it and slams Dark Sun into the cage head first. Hellspawn tries to get to Silvus but as he steps over the top rope Silvus kicks it and then hits him with a clothesline. Hellspawn falls between both rings. Wench goes for Silvus but he hits her with a right hand knocking her to the mat. Silvus pulls Dark sun to his feet and hits a back edge chop. Silvus send Dark Sun into the ropes and when he comes off he connects with a big boot. Enigmah finally gets to her feet and pulls Wench up before taking her back down with a DDT. Enigmah goes after Hellspawn as he gets up but Hellspawn catches her kick and takes her down with a hard clothesline. The fans start counting as Hellspawn falls back into the ring and stares at Silvus from one knee.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

The buzzer sounds as Gory makes his way into the ring. Gory walks over to Hellspawn and puts a hand on his shoulder as he stares at Silvus. Silvus runs his arm across his face clearing the blood that continues to come from the laceration on his forehead.

Mark Followill: Well this is going to be interesting. Almost everybody is down but Silvus and Hellspawn. But they've been fighting for almost a half hour, and now Gory is in and he is fresh.

Jason Martel: This isn't a good sign for Silvus. But it is a great sign for Hellspawn and his team.

Hellspawn gets to his feet and he and Gory start heading towards the ring Silvus is in. Dark Sun comes from behind and levels Silvus with a clothesline. Hellspawn and Gory climb into the other ring and all three look down on Silvus before laying the boots to him stomping him all over. Emo Kids flies out of nowhere and hits a missile dropkick to the back of Hellspawn sending him and Dark Sun crashing together and to the mat. Gory goes for a clothesline on Emo Kid but he ducks it and kicks Gory in the gut followed by a running knee to the head. Emo Kid goes after Hellspawn and tries to pick him up but Hellspawn plants his feet and Emo can't move him. Hellspawn grabs Emo by the throat and chokes him. Emo Kid pokes Hellspawn in the eyes and follows that up with a dropkick to the knee. Hellspawn is on one knee and Emo Kid jumps off the ropes and hits a springboard dropkick to the back of Hellspawn's head. Emo Kid quickly gets to his feet and turns around and gets hit with a Twist of Fate from Wench. Gory is back on his feet now along with Dark Sun. Wench checks on Hellspawn as Gory and Dark Sun go after Silvus. Gory puts Silvus on his shoulders as Dark Sun jumps off the top rope and hits the Dark Device. Wench slams Emo Kid head into the mat repeatedly as Hellspawn gets to feet and pulls Wench off of Emo Kid. Hellspawn pulls Emo Kid to his feet and places him across his knee as Wench climbs to the top rope. Enigmah goes for Wench but is cut off by Gory. Gory stares at Enigmah as Wench jumps off the top rope and drops an elbow across Emo Kid's throat. Hellspawn holds Emo across his knee and places his hands on Emo Kids chin and knee and pushes him almost making his feet touch his head. Dark Sun sneaks up behind Enigmah and when she turns around, Dark Sun hits her with a chokeslam. Dark Sun pulls Enigmah up and throws her into the other ring. Gory pulls Silvus up who is lifeless now and drags him to the other ring to join Dark Sun and Enigmah. Hellspawn finally releases Emo Kid and throws him over into the other ring as Wench climbs through the ropes to the other ring, leaving Hellspawn alone in one ring.

Mark Followill: Well it seems the Dark Ones have it planned where Hellspawn and Matt will be left alone in one ring when he gets into the match.

Jason Martel: With a minute to go, Hellspawn can rest and be ready for as soon as Matt gets in.

Hellspawn walks over to the cage and spits at Matt before smiling and pointing to the clock which reads thirty seconds. Hellspawn walks away from the cage and watches as the Dark Ones work over Emo Kid, Silvus and Enigmah in the other ring. Dark Sun has Enigmah in the corner choking her with his boot. Wench has Emo Kid tied up in the ropes and is teeing off with right hands. Gory has Silvus in the Mandible Claw on the mat, not moving. The fans start to count as the clock reaches ten

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!

Monica Deluca: And now the Match Beyond begins! Submission or Surrender!

Mark Followill: Here we go! The match Beyond begins now!

Jason Martel: The end begins now for Matt Margera.

Matt flies through the cage door and right at Hellspawn who goes for a big boot, but Matt ducks under it and takes Hellspawn down with a clothesline. Matt pulls Hellspawn up but Hellspawn pushes his arm away and the two men start throwing rights and lefts at each other. Matt gets the advantage and grabs Hellspawn by the hair and sends him face first into the cage. Hellspawn stumbles back and gets hit with a German suplex from Matt. Matt looks across to the other ring where Wench is staring at him. He goes through the ropes to her but is quickly cut off by Hellspawn with a forearm to the back. Hellspawn spins Matt around and takes him down with a quick DDT. Hellspawn motions for Wench to come to his ring. Wench shakes her head no as Hellspawn pulls Matt to his feet and throws him over the ropes into the other ring. Hellspawn steps over the top ropes and gets low blowed by Matt as soon as he goes to try to pick him up. Dark Sun goes after Matt but gets cut off by Emo Kid. Emo Kid kicks Dark Sun in the gut and hits a slice bred number two on him. Silvus with his crimson mask is slamming Gory head repeatedly into the cage. Matt steps towards Wench and looks at her. Enigmah comes from behind Wench and takes her down with a clothesline. Matt turns back towards Hellspawn who is getting to his feet and hits a suplex on him.

Mark Followill: Well Matt's team has the upper hand right now but will any of the Dark Ones ever submit or surrender.

Jason Martel: I highly doubt it.

Matt grabs Hellspawn leg and locks in a figure four. Hellspawn screams in pain but refuses to submit. Matt grabs the ropes for extra leverage but Hellspawn just keeps shaking his head no. Dark Sun comes from no where and drops a elbow across Matt face and breaks up the hold. Hellspawn grabs his knee as Matt is assaulted by Dark Sun. Emo Kid slowly gets to his feet and climbs to the top rope. He jumps off and hits a diving headbutt on Hellspawn. Emo Kid gets on top of Hellspawn and keeps hitting him with rights and lefts until Wench dropkicks him right in the face. Wench pulls Emo Kid up and throws him to the other ring. Matt throws Dark Sun to the other ring and looks at Hellspawn who is slowly getting to his feet. Matt goes for a super kick but Wench pushes Hellspawn out of the way and takes the full brunt of the kick.

Mark Followill: Wench just saved Hellspawn.

Jason Martel: Well that proves it she wants to be with Hellspawn.

Matt looks down at Wench in shock. Hellspawn realizing what happened gets a look of rage on his face and goes after Matt. Hellspawn grabs Matt by the throat and lifts him high in the air and chokeslams him down hard to the mat. Hellspawn looks back at Wench and pulls Matt to his feet and throws him head first into the cage. Hellspawn keeps slamming his head into the cage until Matt is a bloody mess. Hellspawn screams at Matt but gets caught from behind by Silvus with a reverse DDT. Silvus gets to his feet as Matt slumps on the rope. Silvus pulls Hellspawn up and goes for retribution but Gory his the Gory kick out of nowhere on him. Gory turns around and gets kicked in the gut by Enigmah and then hit with the Enigmah stunner. Enigmah checks on Matt and turns around into a kick from Wench followed by a twist of fate. Everybody lays motionless in the ring except for Matt and Wench. Matt turns around blood flowing from his forehead and looks right at Wench.

Mark Followill: Well this could get interesting.

Jason Martel: Wait who is that running down to ringside?

Codi Shane runs down to the ring with a look of concern on her face. She stops at the cage and is yelling encouragement to Matt when Wench looks over at her she seems to freeze. Matt go to the side of the cage and tells Codi to go to the back when all of a sudden he gets hit by a low blow by Wench. Wench yells at Matt about Cody and spreads his legs before stomping him again in the family jewels. Wench pulls Matt up and sends him into the corner. Wench follows him in and hits a jumping knee to his face followed by a bulldog. Wench goes over to Cody and yells if you want him you can have him before going over to Hellspawn and helping him up. Hellspawn looks at Wench and charges Matt and hits him with a hard clothesline. Hellspawn pulls Matt out of the corner and hits a back breaker. Gory gets to his feet and pulls Silvus up and pushes him to the ropes and ties his arm in them. Gory hits the ropes and nails a mafia kick to the side of Silvus face. Dark Sun has Emo Kid in the corner and gets him on the top rope before hitting the deadly sun on him leaving him motionless on the mat. Dark Sun walks over to the other ring and stands next to Gory. They both look down on Enigmah and pull her up and tie her up in the ropes also.

Mark Followill: This isn't good at all. The Dark Ones have taken out all of Matt's team and it's now four against one.

Jason Martel: I told you this match be the end of Matt Margera.

Codi is screaming on the outside of the ring as Hellspawn holds Matt by his hair. Gory hits the Gory kick to Matt dropping him to the mat. Hellspawn pulls Matt back to his feet as he throws Matt in to the corner and Dark Sun spears him before hitting the deadly sun on Matt. Hellspawn pulls Matt up and sets him up for Hell's Rage. Hellspawn hits the triple powerbombs but instead of going for the Boston crab he leaves Matt laying in the ring. Wench rolls Matt over and locks in a Cross face. Matt screams in pain as Hellspawn grabs a leg and applies the STF. Wench and Hellspawn pull on Matt's head until he has no choice but to tap out.

Monica Deluca: Here are your winners The Dark Ones .

Hellspawn and Wench release Matt as Gory and Dark Sun help Hellspawn to his feet.

Mark Followill: Hellspawn now owns fifty percent of SNW.

Jason Martel: Yes now maybe things will be run right around here.

Hellspawn grabs Wench and kisses her as the cage is raised. Codi slides in the ring and checks on Matt who is motionless. Codi pushes Wench away from Hellspawn and starts to yell at her, Wench kicks her in the gut followed by a twist of fate. Hellspawn and Wench look down at Matt and Codi and laugh as EMTs rush the ring and start checking on Matt's team. The Dark Ones slowly leave the ring and walk up the ramp. EMTs are trying to check on Hellspawn who is still bleeding from the face but his tells him he is fine. The Dark Ones stand at the top of the ramp and hold their hands in the air as the fans give them a mixed reaction.

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[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop: Recently at SNW It's Christmas Dammit!, we saw the conclusion of the 7 Stages of Violence when Azrael defeated Emo Kid inside a barbed wire cage. But when the 7 Stages of Violence began, it had originally pitted Emo Kid against Andrew Smith, Andy Lionheart and Dreadlock. One by one, each competitor had to drop out until it was down to just Emo Kid, but SNW management had other ideas in mind as Azrael wanted to see all seven stages played out in full. We take you back to Guys Night Out at the Curtain Club for the first stage, which was the Fans and Wrestlers Bring the Weapons Match.

Emo Kid drops his weapon and leaps over and starts to attack Andrew Smith before Dreadlock can enter the ring. "All Hope is Gone" booms across the PA system, and Harry Sachs quickly escapes the ring as Dreadlock runs down to the ring and slides in. He kicks Emo Kid in the head and then turns to get caught by a Crescent Kick from Andy Lionheart.

Mark Bishop: An early start by these guys.

Koko B. Ware: And an early end?

Tammy Winters: I doubt it. There aren’t any rules, and this could go on until all four guys are dead.

Koko B Ware: Dead? Man, we’ll be here forever.

Mark Bishop: Tammy, Koko, you've seem to have forgotten that the first wrestler to a pinfall wins the match.

Andy Lionheart gets up to his feet and walks over to the brawling Emo Kid, who still has his barbed wire on his arm, and Andrew Smith. At Lionheart's feet there is the silver tray. Andy picks it up and goes to Emo Kid, who is on top of Andrew Smith. But Emo Kid rolls off and Andy Lionheart accidentally hits Andrew Smith with the tray as Emo Kid kicks Andy Lionheart in the head, knocking him down. Dreadlock gets to his feet and hits Emo Kid with a big boot taking him down as the crowd boos and start throwing stuff into the ring. A bottle collides with Dreadlock's head, and he turns around and swears at the crowd as they carry on throwing bottles, rubbish and bags of Cheetos.

Koko B Ware: Wow! Look at that!

Mark Bishop: I can see, that’s disrespectful, even to him.

Koko B Ware: Not that, look at all those Cheetos in the ring!

Mark Bishop: *sigh* Can’t you just focus on the match?

Koko B Ware: Possibly.

Dreadlock begins to leave the ring as Emo Kid, Andy Lionheart and Andrew Smith are all getting to their feet. Outside the ring, Dreadlock walks over to the front row of fans. They all hold out weapons. One of the fans starts swinging a kendo stick at Dreadlock. He snatches it from him and turns around and as he turns, Andy Lionheart and Emo Kid both perform a Suicide Dive, taking Dreadlock into the crowd. Lionheart gets to his feet.

Tammy Winters: Look at that! Some fan handed Andy Lionheart a condom!

Andy puts the condom on his two middle fingers and shoves it down Emo Kid's throat.

Koko B. Ware: Hahaha! A mandible claw with a condom!

Mark Bishop: Well, it is live cable television.

Tammy Winters: Not to mention it's past midnight on a Saturday night, when the sanctimonious censors are sound asleep.

Emo Kid kicks Lionheart in the gut, breaking free of the mandible claw as Lionheart throws the condom down to the floor. Emo throws a left handed punch, and at the same time scrapes the face of Andy Lionheart with the barbed wire around his arm. Lionheart is cut and is bleeding. He drops to the floor, holding his face in pain. Emo Kid stands over him, but Lionheart quickly moves as Andrew Smith slides under the ring and spears Emo Kid into the crowd as they cheer and go wild at getting to be part of the match. Andrew Smith begins to pound on Emo Kid's back. Andy Lionheart, covering his face, rolls into the ring. Dreadlock is seen getting up as Andrew Smith and Emo Kid are still fighting it out. Emo Kid right-hand punches Andrew Smith in the gut, causing him to stumble back a few steps. Dreadlock leers over Emo, so Emo fires a left forearm into Dreadlock's face, knocking him backwards again into the crowd. Emo Kid launches himself off an unoccupied chair and hits Dreadlock with a spinning back kick. Andrew Smith follows them over into the crowd and the three battle it out. Back inside the ring a weakened Andy Lionheart sets up a ladder right at the edge of the ring and begins to climb.

Mark Bishop: What’s Andy doing?

Koko B Ware: Climbing a ladder.

Tammy Winters: Yeah, but for what reason? There's a rather big distance between him and the other wrestlers in the crowd.

Koko B Ware: Well maybe he won't make it, and kill himself on the way back down.

Mark Bishop: Don't be so harsh.

In the crowd Dreadlock, Emo Kid and Andrew Smith all keep attacking each other with punches and the odd kick. Inside the ring, Andy is standing on top of the ladder. He plays to the crowd before leaping off of the ladder and hitting a Swanton Bomb, landing on all three other competitors and a few members of the crowd. There are chants of "HOLY SHIT!" erupting from the building.

Koko B Ware: Now that! That had some great height, and some great distance, that surprised even me!

Mark Bishop: I think that surprised everyone here.

Back inside the crowd, the competitors are slowly getting up. Andrew Smith and Dreadlock are up first and they begin throwing punches at each other. While doing so they slowly make their way to the Fire Exit doors at the back of the room. Andy Lionheart and Emo Kid get up, look at each other, nod and run after Dreadlock and Andrew Smith. Emo and Andy hit dropkicks onto Dreadlock and Andrew Smith before turning on each other and hitting each other with lefts and rights. Emo Kid goes for a forearm shot to Andy's head, which is bleeding, but Andy ducks and Emo Kid loses his balance and falls through the Fire Exit doors and stumbles onto the pavement. It's still raining outside. Outside the doors stands a man, he is Alan Davis, the person who has been seen with Wench recently. Andrew Smith and Dreadlock are getting up as Andy Lionheart walks outside. Dreadlock and Andrew get up and outside onto the street as well. Emo Kid is taking the barbed wire off of his arm and he wraps a little around his knuckle and smashes Andy Lionheart in the face. He then hits Dreadlock, but Andrew Smith dodges and kicks Emo in the gut and hits a Retribution DDT onto the concrete!

Mark Bishop: They’ve taken this fight outside!

Koko B Ware: No... WAY! You know Mark, I’d never have thought that, you know, although there’s no-one in the ring, and those doors are open...

Mark Bishop: OK! OK! Calm down. No need for all that sarcasm.

Tammy Winters: What’s Alan Davis doing back there?

Koko B Ware: Who?

Mark Bishop: He’s the guy seen with Wench recently.

Koko B Ware: The hell would I know? I'm not an investigative reporter.

Andrew Smith goes for a cover on Emo Kid, but Dreadlock kicks Smith in the head before the ref can make a count. Dreadlock picks Smith up, but Smith vertical suplexes him onto the hood of a taxi cab, scaring the cab driver that's waiting inside, causing the cabbie to run out of the cab, screaming like a girl. Smith turns around, and Lionheart knocks him out with a crescent kick. Lionheart then climbs onto the hood of the cab and picks Dreadlock up by the head, bringing him to the very top of the cab.

Mark Bishop: Now what on earth does Andy Lionheart have in mind?

Koko B. Ware: Whatever it is, it can't be good for Dreadlock.

Tammy Winters: I think I'm going to have to attend to him after the match.

Mark Bishop: Nope, you're staying right here to commentate the rest of the show.

Many of the fans have emptied out of the Curtain Club and are watching outside, going wild and crazy. Lionheart bends Dreadlock over, putting Dreadlock's head in between Lionheart's legs. Lionheart then double underhooks Dreadlock's arms, jumps up in the air and nails a sligthly modified Pedigree.

Mark Bishop: Lion's Heart on the top of the cab! Lionheart with a cover. ONE... TWO... THREE!

The fans go crazy as Lionheart hops off the cab. He mingles with the fans, celebrating the win.

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[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop: In the fall of 2008, the Sports Nutz weren't getting along. Everything that could go wrong for them went wrong. Enough was enough, and a match pitting George Dunpork against Craig "Senior" Mueller had been signed, but we'll never know who the better wrestler of the Sports Nutz was thanks to Matt Margera.

"Ecstasy of Gold" blares over the PA, and the fans boo their lungs out as George Dunpork walks down to the ring, takes out a bag of peanuts, and proceeds with throwing the peanuts at the ringside fans.

Mark Followill: Welcome to SNW Onslaught, here at Bryan Adams High School in Dallas, TX, and what a way to kick off the show as the Sports Nutz take each other on!

Jason Martel: This is horrible! This wouldn't have happened if Hellspawn hadn't been allowed to come to power.

Monica Deluca: This match is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Coppell, TX and weighing 325 pounds, George Dunpork!

George approaches a group of teenage girls who obviously attend Bryan Adams High School, as evidenced by the school letterman jackets that they're wearing. The group of girls are taunting George, and in response, he gets in their faces and lets out a very loud belch, causing the girls to contort their faces and wave their hands in front of their faces in an attempt to wave off the bad smell of George's breath.

Mark Followill: What does that man eat that causes his breath to be so horrid?

Jason Martel: My guess would be garlic bread, a side of corn beef hash, and a big bag of Funyuns.

George laughs at the girls, but the laughing ends as Craig "Senior" Mueller sprints down the ramp and ambushes George with a running forearm shot that knocks George down. Craig sits on top of George and punches away at his forehead with a flurry of right hands as referee Danny Travers runs down to ringside to stop the melee and get the match in the ring so that it can be officially started. Craig gets up and shoves the ref down. Craig turns around, and George nails him with a low blow, stopping Craig in his tracks as he reaches down to his groin area, moaning in pain.

Mark Followill: I'm just going to sit back, relax and enjoy this match.

Jason Martel: And you ride me about being unprofessional.

George grabs Craig and rolls him into the ring, then follows him in as referee Danny Travers picks himself up and calls for the bell to officially start the match. George whips Craig into the ropes and goes for a standing clothesline, but Craig ducks and runs to the opposite side. Craig comes off the ropes and attempts a running cross body block, but George catches him, scoops him onto his shoulders and bodyslams him to the mat. George flexes his arms, nevermind he's such a fat ass, as the crowd boos him out of the building. George follows up with an attempted elbow drop, but Craig rolls out of the way. George crashes onto the mat, wincing in pain as he holds his elbow. Craig pounces George and the two fight on the ground, exchanging lefts and rights. Loud boos are heard as Matt Margera walks down to the ring.

Mark Followill: Now what is Matt Margera doing here?!

Jason Martel: Do I look like Inspector Gadget to you?

Matt marches over to the timekeeper's area and orders Monica Deluca to hand him the mic, to which she obliges. He walks into the ring and shouts "Hey! Hey! Stop it!" The Sports Nutz won't stop, so Matt has to grab Craig and get him off of George. Craig shouts at Matt, but Matt tells him to cool it. George shoots up and throws his hands up in the air and asks Matt what the hell he thinks he's doing.

Matt Margera: Look at you two! Fighting like schoolchildren! That's what these idiots out here want. And that'w what the Dark Ones want so that they can have full control of SNW. And you know, it was these stupid fans that turned us all against each other. It was people such as Adriana Samu, Summer Sammartino and Chris Maxwell that turned me against you two and vice versa. And for what? What has it gotten us? I'm no longer a co-owner of SNW, and you two are no longer general manager or commissioner. And why on earth did we ever let anyone talk us into turning against each other? For a few extra bucks that we blew on late night breakfasts at the Waffle House? After all, you two helped train me at Skandor Akbar's wrestling school. If we keep fighting each other, we won't have any control of SNW. I mean, do you really want the Dark Ones to pervert the vision we had for Texas wrestling making a comeback?

George and Craig nod their heads, realizing that they need to stop fighting. Matt says "Come here guys, group hug." Matt, George and Craig all share in manly hugs, even crying and saying "I'm so sorry" as the crowd boos at deafening levels.

Mark Followill: This is revolting!

Jason Martel: What are you talking about? This is the most touching moment in American television history since the ending to "It's A Wonderful Life."

Matt, Craig and George all stand side by side by side, raising each other's arms up in the air in triumph as the boos just get louder and louder.

Mark Bishop: Throughout 2008, SNW has paid tribute to the legends of Texas wrestling who helped pave the way for the athletes that compete in SNW. So it was only fitting that SNW would bring in a brand new championship into the company... the Von Erich Memorial Championship.

The Exodus theme blares over the PA, and Codi Shane walks out to the ring as the fans boo her out of the building.

Mark Bishop: Speaking of bimbos...

Koko B. Ware: Whoa, whoa, whoa! That's no bimbo! That's Matt Margera's girlfriend, Codi Shane.

Tammy Winters: Right, someone who really is a bimbo.

Codi grabs the mic from Harry Sachs, who's standing outside the ring.

Codi Shane: In case you didn't know, this was an open invitational battle royal, so I invited myself to take part. And next week, I'll beat whoever is in the ladder match to win the Von Erich Memorial Championship!

Tammy Winters: She certainly doesn't lack for confidence.

"I Love Myself Today" hits, and Adriana Samu comes out to a nice pop.

Koko B. Ware: Now what is this broad doing out here?

Mark Bishop: Well Codi said it was an open invitational battle royal. Maybe Adriana Samu thought that an open battle royal would be the perfect match for her to make her SNW return.

Dria goes down to the ring as Codi rolls her eyes at her.

Codi Shane: Just what do you think you're doing here?

Adriana Samu: Well, you did say this was an open invitational battle royal. So I've invited myself as well.

Dria slaps Codi hard in the face to a big pop from the crowd, then throws her into the ring. Dria rolls in. The bell rings, and the battle royal is underway. Codi gets in and looks up at everyone, with a deer-in-the-headlights look coming over her face. All the participants all gang up and eliminate her, eliciting a big pop from the crowd. Codi throws a tantrum outside the ring as she's escorted to the back as the crowd sings "NANA-NA-NA! NANA-NA-NA! HEY-EY-EY! GOODBYE!" Everyone then proceeds to slug it out, with some wrestlers trying to eliminate others to no avail in the early going. Frankenstein Man tries to eliminate Omerta, but Reflecto accidentally eliminates Frankenstein Man with a clunky looking clothesline. Omerta then opens the "latch door" on Reflecto(although it's obvious that it's a spandex suit made to look robotic, and Reflecto's "head" is just a cardboard box with holes cut out and painted silver), and switches the knob that isn't really there to the "off" switch that isn't really there. Reflecto stops in his tracks and falls down over the top rope and onto the floor. Frankenstein Man is beating his chest and shouting in anger. The SNW jobbers run down to escort him to the back, but he beats the crap out of all of them. Reflecto breaks kayfabe and walks over to the back. Frankenstein Man stomps to the back behind Reflecto.

Mark Bishop: It'll be interesting to see how teams such as the Tru Playas, the Alley Ratz, the Unholy Trinity and Xtreme Team will work together.

Koko B. Ware: I wonder what would happen if it ended up with two members of the same team. Wouldn't it be great if the Xtreme Team destroyed each other next week in the ladder match, and neither one of them could defend the Von Erich Memorial Title?

Tammy Winters: You're a sick man, Koko.

Stank Lovve runs toward Marcus Williams, but Marcus ducks down and back body drops Stank to the floor, elimintating him. DevilDog is trying to eliminate Sean O'Brien, but "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels nails DevilDog with a dropkick to the back of DevilDog's head, sending him over the top rope and to the floor.

Mark Bishop: And just like that, the Tru Playas are eliminated!

Tammy Winters: And Adriana Samu just nailed Hannah with a spinning tornado kick, sending her to the outside and eliminating her!

Koko B. Ware: And Omerta chokeslams Evan Bodom over the top rope and to the floor! These people are going down faster than everybody in the movie "Smokin' Aces."

Alexander Draven powerbombs Rick Roll over the top rope and to the floor. Cyanide blows green mist into Letham's eyes and face, then nails him with a superkick that sends him over the top ropes and onto the floor. Letham flails about, as he's been blinded by the green mist. He accidentally knocks a beer out of someone's hand and it spills onto a random guy, who just cheers that beer has spilled on him. Officials run down to help Letham to the back. Dave Mason nails Scott Jacobs with a Stunner, then Syco Boy finishes the job by nailing Jacobs with a spinning heel kick, sending Jacobs out of the ring. Enigmah runs at Omerta, but he hiptosses her out of the ring.

Mark Bishop: People are flying out of the ring in every which direction!

Tammy Winters: And at such a rapid pace!

People begin to pair off. Omerta and Viper duke it out. Xtreme Team does battle with the Williams Brothers. Adriana Samu and Sean O'Brien jockey for position in an attempt to eliminate each other. Cyanide does battle with Alexander Draven and Kid Thunder Alex Daniels. And the Alley Ratz stand around, watching everyone duke it out. Alex Daniels sees the Alley Ratz just standing there, laughing. He manages to get Draven and Cyanide to stop fighting with him, and they focus toward the Alley Ratz.

Koko B. Ware: Eddy and Twitch don't find this battle royal so funny now, do they?

Draven, Cyanide and Kid Thundre manage to dump out the Alley Ratz, which draws some boos from the crowd. Kid Thunder makes the mistake of taunting the Alley Ratz and celebrating their elimination. Draven and Cyanide take advantage as they both dump Kid Thunder out of the ring to a big pop, causing Kid Thunder to throw a tantrum out of the ring. Mike Williams goes to clothesline Syco Boy over the top rope, but Syco brings the ropes down, causing Mike Williams to inadvertently eliminate himself to a big pop from the fans.

Tammy Winters: Mike Williams just outsmarted himself!

Syco sticks his tongue out at Mike. Mike smirks at Syco, who can't seem to figure out why. He turns around, and Marcus Williams damn near takes his head off with a Cactus Jack Clothesline over the top rope, eliminating Syco. Marcus, however, manages to hold onto the ropes and avoids touching the floor. He puts his hands up in victory, but Dave Mason dropkicks him in the back, sending Marcus out of the ring. Adriana Samu then dumps Dave out of the ring. Dave slams his hands on the ring apron and yells at Dria. Dria shrugs.

Mark Bishop: Dave Mason just learned the hard way that it's everybody for themselves in this match.

Koko B. Ware: You're not lying, because Omerta just dumped Adriana Baboon out of the ring.

Sean O'Brien yells at Omerta, shouting that he was going to eliminate Dria, to which Omerta just shrugs his shoulders. Sean O'Brien, Viper, Alexander Draven and Cyanide all put their differences aside and stop fighting as they surround Omerta.

Tammy Winters: I don't like Omerta's chances here.

Koko B. Ware: Omerta's going to find out very quick that there's not always a happy ending. His "Strength, Honor, Respect, Omerta" crap makes me want to puke!

O'Brien, Viper, Draven and Cyanide all gang up on Omerta, beating him down. But Omerta hulks up and throws all four guys off of him to a big pop. O'Brien runs at Omerta, but Omerta tosses him out of the ring. Viper charges at Omerta, but Omerta brings down the ropes, eliminating Viper.

Mark Bishop: And now we're down to Omerta, Cyanide and Alexander Draven. Who will be the last two in the ring to move on to the ladder match on next week's Onslaught?

Draven and Cyanide try to double team Omerta, but Omerta won't be denied as he shoves them both down. They both try to charge at him, but he brings down the ropes, eliminating both of them at the same time.

Mark Bishop: Whoa, wait a second. What happens now?

Koko B. Ware: I hope this doesn't mean that Omerta now wins the belt since he's the only one left.

Tammy Winters: This is an interesting situation, as it was supposed to be the last two in the ring to go on to the ladder match next week at Onslaught.

The referees try to talk it over as Draven and Cyanide yell at them. Omerta is trying to figure out what the end result is. "The Ecstasy of Gold" blares over the PA as "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath walks down to the ring amid loud boos from the crowd. He has the Von Erich Memorial Title over his shoulder.

Mark Bishop: Well we might get a solution to this problem here.

Gordie: Well leave it to SNW to have controversy when a new championship is brought into the organization. Now while the stipulation did say that the last two in the ring would face each other in a ladder match on the next edition of Onslaught. Key words are last TWO in the ring. Seeing as that Omerta eliminated both Alexander Draven and Cyanide from the battle royal, I hereby award the Von Erich Memorial Championship to Omerta!

The fans cheer as Gordie hands the belt over to Omerta, who's jumping up and down in celebration of winning the title. Cyanide and Draven blow a gasket outside the ring.

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[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop: "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels is one of the fastest rising stars in SNW. But don't take my word for it; just ask him! But it seems that he bit off a little more than he could chew when SNW presented a live Guys Night Out telecast from the Great State Fair of Texas!

Shot switches to the carnival games area, where "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels is ready to compete in the basketball shot game when Enigmah walks up. The man working the counter tells her it's $2, and she hands him the $2.

Kid Thunder: Oh you can't be serious.

Enigmah: What? You think I can't beat you just because I'm a girl?

Kid Thunder: Of course you can't beat me. I mean, there's a reason that the NBA gets big ratings and the WNBA is lucky to get a 0.02. And from what I've heard, Title Nine is the worst thing to happen in collegiate sports. Thank God I live in a country like Canada, where the mentally challenged are at home where they belong, not in holding public offices, driving an entire country into the poorhouse.

Enigmah: Tell you what, how about we see just which gender is more dominant right now?

Kid Thunder: You're on!

Koko B. Ware: Oh yeah, come on Alex! Win one for the more dominant gender!

Tammy Winters: What a couple of chauvinist pigs you and Alex are.

The carnie blows his whistle and the basketball shoot out is on. Kid Thunder and Enigmah are throwing up shots up as fast as they can. All of Kid Thunder's shots are bricking off the rim, or not even hitting the rim. Meanwhile, Enigmah is hitting nothing but net on all of her shots.

Koko B. Ware: Oh come on! This has to be rigged!

Mark Bishop: Or Enigmah is just better than Alex Daniels.

Tammy Winters: Go Niggy!

Koko B. Ware: What did you just say, you racist bitch?!

Tammy Winters: No, NIGGY, not the other word!

Koko B. Ware: You're so lucky you didn't say that other word.

Mark Bishop: But it's ok for you to use that word yourself and call us crackers, right?

The whistle blows, and the carnie declares Enigmah the winner. Kid Thunder kicks the booth in anger. The carnie grabs a big oversized plush pink teddy bear for Enigmah, but before the carnie can give it to her, Kid Thunder grabs it and storms over to the concession stand where they're cooking stadium nachos. He grabs the pot of melted cheese and pours it all over the teddy bear, angering Enigmah. She charges at Kid Thunder and tackles him to the ground, punching away at him. Security guards and SNW officials rush in to separate Enigmah and Kid Thunder.

Mark Bishop: 2008 had many twists and turns in store for Sports Nutz Wrestling. But nobody expected the events that unfolded at Natural Selection in a match that pitted Viper and the Unholy Trinity, dubbed the Unholy SINners for this one night, against Stank Lovve, DevilDog, Candy Lovve and Adriana Samu, who were dubbed Everyone's Favorite Playas for this one night.

Everyone's Favorite Playas enter the ring as "Unpredictable" dies down. The Unholy SINners stand on the apron as Viper stands in their corner with his back against the turnbuckle staring forward at Stank Lovve who has DevilDog, Candy Lovve and Adriana Samu behind him in the corner. The bell rings and both Viper and Stank walk forward. They lock up with Viper gaining an immediate advantage. He throws Stank into the turnbuckle and charges forward landing a shoulder into his gut. Adriana Samu with a blind tag to Stank Lovve, and she gets in the ring and peppers Viper with a flurry of punches to his midsection, but they don't phase him. He steps backwards, grabs Adriana’s head and throws her down to the middle of the ring. He wraps his hands around Adriana’s neck and attempts a double handed chokeslam. Samu reverses however with a kick directly landing in Viper’s gut. He drops Samu who lands on her feet and grabs Viper’s head. She attempts a Sliced Bread #2 but fails to take Viper down. She again lands on her feet and tags in Stank Lovve.

Mark Followill: Both Adriana Samu and Stank Lovve having a tough time with the Ultimate SINner.

Koko B. Ware: Well of course! The dude's seven feet tall!

Stank and Viper lock up and soon break the grapple and exchange blows. Referee Rick Maynard pulls the two apart and begins to shout at them. Neither listen and they push the referee backwards before exchanging more blows. Lovve lands a Snap Suplex and rolls off before locking in a Boston Crab.

Mark Followill: What strength on the part of Stank Lovve to slam Viper down with that snap suplex.

Koko B. Ware: Stank and Viper are both lucky they didn't get disqualified for pushing the referee.

Mark Followill: Rick Maynard does prefer to let the wrestlers take care of business and at times will be lenient.

Viper begins to power his way towards his corner but just as he is about to tag in Sean, Stank pulls Viper away and tags in Candy who climbs to the top rope, poses and dives off landing an elbow to the back of Viper’s head. Stank rolls off and onto the apron as Candy lands a series of elbows to Viper's back. Viper slowly pulls himself back up. He and Candy lock up with Viper gaining the advantage. He pushes Candy back into his corner and tags in Sean who jumps the ropes and begins landing a series of punches across Candy’s body. He turns, winks at DevilDog, and turns back to Candy before hooking her head and landing a Bulldog.

Mark Followill: Sean O'Brien nailing a bulldog on Candy Lovve with authority.

Koko B. Ware: I can't wait to see the rear NAKED choke! HAHAHA!

Mark Followill: Oh for the love of everything!

Sean grabs Candy’s arms and lands several Curb Stomps before lifting her to her feet and landing an inverted headlock backbreaker followed by a pinfall. ONE... TWO... Candy kicks out holding her back and Sean backs off into the corner and tags in Mike Williams. Mike immediately grabs Candy and Irish Whips her into the corner before charging forward with a spear crushing her ribs. He throws her onto the top turnbuckle and hooks in a Superplex which Candy manages to wriggle out of before pushing Mike off. He climbs back to his feet as Candy tries to balance herself. She dives off attempting a crossbody but Williams catches her mid-air and throws her onto his shoulders before landing a face crushing F-5 followed by a cover. ONE... TWO... Just as the referee is about to hit the mat a third time Mike feels a sharp boot to the side of his head. He rolls off Candy and onto his knees before he looks up to see DevilDog who spits in his face. Mike stands up and heads for DevilDog but the referee holds him back. DevilDog smiles and waves before climbing back on the apron in time to receive a tag from Candy. DevilDog and Mike Williams lock up and DevilDog gains the advantage with a stomp to Mike’s toes, garnering cheers from the crowd. DevilDog follows up with a hammerlock.

Koko B. Ware: How on earth can parents allow their children to look up to guys like DevilDog as role models?! He's as dirty as they come!

Mark Followill: Sometimes in the heat of battle, you fight fire with fire.

Koko B. Ware: Alright, I want you to remember that later on when someone who's not one of your favorites does the same thing.

DevilDog lands a headlock takedown, bringing Mike to the floor, then releases the hold. He stands back up and jumps in the air before landing a knee to Mike’s nose. Dog stands again and smiles down at Mike before dropping his elbow into Mike’s face. DevilDog goes for a fist drop, but Mike rolls out of the way. DevilDog shakes his hand about, wincing in pain as Mike rolls over to his corner and makes a tag to Marcus Williams. Marcus climbs to the top turnbuckle as DevilDog makes it back up to his feet.

Mark Followill: Marcus Williams diving off the top turnbuckle and nails DevilDog with a diving shoulder tackle.

Koko B. Ware: DevilDog needs to tag out if he doesn't want to be eliminated.

With DevilDog down, Marcus jumps in the air, spins around, and lands a spinning leg drop on DevilDog. Marcus with a cover. ONE... TWO... DevilDog gets his shoulder up. Marcus hits an elbow drop on DevilDog, then walks over to the corner and climbs to the top turnbuckle. Marcus jumps off the top turnbuckle, but DevilDog rolls out of the way and Marcus crashes to the mat, missing the guillotine leg drop. DevilDog back to his feet and gets into a three point stance as Marcus Williams slowly gets up. Marcus turns around, and DevilDog charged at him and takes him down with a spear to a big pop from the crowd.

Mark Followill: DevilDog goes for a cover! ONE... TWO... And Mike Williams breaks up the pin.

Koko B. Ware: Great teamwork from the Unholy SINners thus far in the match.

DevilDog glares over at Mike Williams, then turns his attention back to Marcus. He picks Marcus up and drops him down with a tombstone piledriver. DevilDog with another cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Marcus gets the shoulder up. DevilDog with a tag to Adriana Samu.

Mark Followill: Samu climbs to the top turnbuckle.

Koko B. Ware: She could wind up regretting this!

Mark Followill: Samu off the top rope with a corkscrew guillotine leg drop, but Marcus rolls out of the way as Samu winces in pain after crashing to the mat.

Koko B. Ware: And just like that, Marcus gets Samu in a... rear NAKED choke! Haha!

Mark Followill: What a pig!

Marcus applies more pressure as he has the rear naked choke locked in on Samu, who refuses to submit. Stank runs in and kicks Marcus in the head, breaking up the hold. Marcus with a tag to Sean O'Brien, but Samu makes a tag to Candy Lovve. Candy attempts a flying crossbody block, but Sean catches her, places her on his shoulder, and nails her with a Twirly Cutter.

Koko B. Ware: Celtic Cutter!

Mark Followill: ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Candy Lovve has been eliminated!

As Candy Lovve is helped to the back, DevilDog runs in and goes for a clothesline, but Sean ducks. DevilDog turns around, and Sean kicks him in the midsection and nails him with a Gordbuster. Sean with a tag to Marcus Williams. Marcus picks DevilDog up and whips him into the ropes and ducks down for an overhead back body drop. DevilDog comes off the rebound and counters by first grabbing Marcus in a front facelock, jumping and spinning and planting him with a spinning implant DDT in one fluid motion as the crowd goes "OOOOOOHHHH!"

Mark Followill: DevilDog counters with the Code of Silence! ONE... TWO... THREE!

Koko B. Ware: And just like that, we're back to even!

Monica Deluca: Marcus Williams has been eliminated!

Mark Followill: And just like that, Mike Williams runs and knocks DevilDog silly with a big boot!

Koko B. Ware: He's picking him up for a Jackhammer!

Mark Followill: And he nails it! ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: DevilDog has been eliminated!

Mike Williams raises his arms in the air and roars like a gladiator who's tasted victory. Stank Lovve sneaks in behind Mike as Sean and Viper tell him to turn around. Before he can, Stank grabs Mike from behind and nails him with the Lovve Coaster! ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Mike Williams has been eliminated!

Viper steps into the ring and taunts Stank. Stank and Viper bump chests, sneering into each other's faces.

Mark Followill: Stank Lovve and Viper about to butt heads like two big bulls... WHAT THE HELL?! Adriana Samu just ran in and nailed Stank Lovve with a low blow from behind!

Koko B. Ware: Haha! That must be the big surprise Viper was talking about!

Sean doesn't seem too amused as Viper double underhooks Stank, lifts him up and drives his head into the mat.

Mark Followill: Venomizer! ONE... TWO... THREE!

Monica Deluca: Stank Lovve has been eliminated!

Mark Followill: And listen to these fans booing Adriana Samu out of the building!

Koko B. Ware: Why?! Because she realized that the Tru Playas are not winners?

Samu jogs toward Viper, who lightly taps her with a very soft clothesline, but she sells it as if she's been shot. Viper with a cover. ONE... TWO... THREE! Stank Lovve, who's down outside on the floor holding his groin, can't help but watch as he's helped to the back.

Monica Deluca: Your survivors, Viper and Sean O'Brien!

Mark Followill: Even Sean O'Brien and Anthony Spiccoli are trying to figure out what on earth is going on.

Koko B. Ware: Why? Viper is the team captain, not them.

Samu picks herself up and gives Viper a big hug, which he reciprocates as Sean O'Brien asks for a microphone.

Sean O'Brien: Viper, I don't know what kind of arrangement you and Adriana Samu have made, and quite frankly I don't care. Just don't screw me in the TLC match and all will be fine.

Sean O'Brien throws the mic down as he and Anthony Spiccoli walk to the back.

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[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop: Going live means anything can happen, especially when your show airs on a cable network after Midnight, when the censors have gone to bed. On the Guys Night Out that took place at the Grapevine Mills Mall, a triple threat match featuring "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, Criss Cassidy and Enigmah was scheduled. But Kid Thunder and Criss Cassidy couldn't wait to tear each other apart and started the match without Enigmah. And since this was under triple threat rules, this meant that only one person had to be pinned or made to submit for the match to end. So Enigmah had to rush out to the ring as fast as she could, wrestling in jeans and a bra. And rumor has it that Engimah would've wrestled naked if the match had started any sooner! Dammit, Alex and Criss are too slow. I mean... here's the triple threat match.

"Super Hero" by Jane's Addiction blasts over the PA, and the crowd doesn't seem to know how to react at first. "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels walks out, and the crowd erupts with tremendously loud boos. He walks down to the ring, when out of nowhere, Criss Cassidy jumps him from behind with a clothesline to the back that knocks him down to the floor as the crowd cheers loudly.

Koko B. Ware: What's with everyone jumping people from behind tonight?!

Tammy Winters: Must be the sunspots.

Koko B. Ware: It's after Midnight! How could it be sunspots you airhead?!

Mark Bishop: Maybe it was moonspots.

Criss picks Kid Thunder up and delivers a series of knife edge chops, turning his chest red. Criss grabs Kid Thunder's vest over his head, punching away at his head with a flurry of right hand punches, then throwing the vest down. Kid Thunder answers with a kick to the family jewels, sending Criss down to the floor in the fetal position. Kid throws his bandana out into the crowd, then picks Criss back up and drags him to the ringside area and rolls Criss into the ring. Kid Thunder rolls in and goes for a cover... ONE... TWO... Criss kicks out.

Tammy Winters: Wait a second! Enigmah hasn't made it out here yet!

Koko B. Ware: Kid Thunder is a genius! Trying to win the match before she gets out here since it's first fall to a finish!

Mark Bishop: She better hurry and finish getting ready!

Kid Thunder picks Criss up and attempts a snap suplex, but Criss blocks it and slams Kid back with a snap suplex of his own, then goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Kid Thunder kicks out. Finally, Enigmah runs out from behind one of the entrance curtains and runs down to the ring. She had time to get her jeans on, but not enough time to find a shirt, so she only has a bra for a top, getting a big pop from the crowd.

Mark Bishop: Oh my!

Koko B. Ware: Lord have mercy!

Tammy Winters: She just has on jeans and a bra!

Koko B. Ware: Too bad she didn't get out here sooner. We could've seen her wrestling naked!

Mark Bishop: Koko!

Enigmah runs to the ring, hops on the apron and immediately jumps onto the top turnbuckle. She dives off and takes both Kid Thunder and Criss Cassidy down with a flying double clothesline. Kid Thunder back up, but Enigmah knocks him back down with a dropkick. Enigmah turns around, and Criss takes her down with a swinging neckbreaker. Criss with a cover. ONE... TWO... Enigmah kicks out. Criss goes to pick Enigmah up, but Kid Thunder jumps over Criss and brings him down with a sunset flip.

Mark Bishop: Sunset flip! ONE... TWO... Enigmah breaks up the count with a dropkick to the back of Kid Thunder.

Kid Thunder picks himself up, but Enigmah takes him down with a side belly to belly suplex. Enigmah with a cover. ONE... TWO... And Criss Cassidy breaks it up. Enigmah shoots up and pushes Criss back hard, yelling at him and asking what he thinks he's doing. Kid Thunder rolls her up, but Criss immediately breaks it up, not allowing referee Mike Croft to get a count off. Kid Thunder shoots up and shoves Criss rather hard as well, yelling at him. Criss answers with a stiff forearm shot that knocks Kid Thunder down, drawing a big pop from the crowd.

Mark Bishop: Enigmah's back up, and now it looks like she's talking over strategy with Criss Cassidy.

Koko B. Ware: Just a few minutes ago, she was ready to wish death on him!

Tammy Winters: Hey, smart thinking for the two of them to take out Kid Thunder first.

Criss and Enigmah pick Kid Thunder up and whip him into the ropes. He rebounds off the ropes, and they pick him up by the legs and drive him down facefirst with a modified double flapjack. Enigmah and Criss are back up, but Criss quickly grabs her from behind and brings her down with an inverted DDT, and there are boos coming from the fans now.

Tammy Winters: What a turncoat he turned out to be.

Koko B. Ware: Well it's everyone for themselves in a match like this.

Mark Bishop: And with the first person to get a fall winning the match, the backstabbing will only get worse.

Criss picks Enigmah up and brings her right back down with a Russian Leg Sweep. Criss turns around, and Kid Thunder snaps up and takes him down with a snap hurricanrana. Enigmah is back to her feet, and Kid Thunder kicks her in the gut. He wrenches her arm, then knocks her down with a standing mule kick. Criss back up, and Kid Thunder scoops him up and bodyslams him to the canvas, followed by a series of three consecutive leg drops. Kid Thunder with a cover. ONE... TWO... Enigmah breaks it up. Enigmah picks Kid Thunder up and whips him into the ropes. Kid Thunder off the rebound and Enigmah attempts a standing clothesline, but Kid Thunder ducks and runs to the opposite ropes. Enigmah turns around, only for Kid Thunder to knock her down with a running back elbow off the rebound. Kid Thunder turns around, and Criss Cassidy knocks him down from out of nowhere with a Pele Kick to the mush as the crowd cheers.

Koko B. Ware: Talk about fairweather fans! They booed Criss Cassidy when he took down Enigmah, but now that he takes down Alex Daniels, they cheer like mad!

Mark Bishop: Welcome to the world of indy wrestling, Koko.

Tammy Winters: Look at that! Criss Cassidy is going to the top rope!

Criss climbs to the top turnbuckle, but Enigmah is back up and runs up to the turnbuckle, hitting Criss with several forearm shots, stunning him. Enigmah sets him up for a superplex, but Kid Thunder is back up as well and gets under Enigmah. As Engimah brings Criss Cassidy down with a superplex, Kid Thunder brings her down with a powerbomb at the same time as the crowd shouts "OOOOOOOOHHHH!" Both Criss and Enigmah are knocked, and Kid Thunder is picking himself back up. He quickly covers Enigmah. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! She gets the shoulder up. So Kid Thunder quickly makes a cover on Criss Cassidy. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! He gets the shoulder up as well!

Mark Bishop: Alex Daniels pounds the mat in frustration and is now arguing with referee Mike Croft.

Koko B. Ware: Well can you blame him? Mike Croft has been counting pretty slow for Alex throughout this match.

Tammy Winters: He has not!

Enigmah back to her feet, but Kid Thunder sweep kicks her right back down. Criss Cassidy is back up as well, but Kid Thunder grabs a hold of him and slams him down with a Sambo Suplex. Kid Thunder lifts his arms up to the heavens as if to be offering praise and lifts his head up as the crowd boos him out of the building. Kid Thunder just laughs the boos off as he goes over to the corner and begins to climb to the top turnbuckle. He dives off the top turnbuckle and attempts a flying elbow drop on Criss, but Criss rolls out of the way and Kid Thunder crashes onto the canvas.

Tammy Winters: The sexist pig took a big gamble and it bit him in the ass!

Mark Bishop: Criss Cassidy picks Kid Thunder up and delivers a fantastic looking Russian Leg Sweep.

Enigmah back to her feet, but Cassidy sees her and takes her down with a roundhouse kick. Cassidy goes to climb the top turnbuckle and dives off, attempting a Frog Splash, but Kid Thunder rolls out of the way as Cassidy crashes to the mat as well.

Koko B. Ware: Criss Cassidy must've been having impure thoughts about Enigmah, because God wasn't with him on that Frog Splash.

Enigmah is back to her feet again, and goes to lock in a figure four on Criss, but he reverses it into a small package roll up. ONE... TWO... Kid Thunder breaks it up. Kid Thunder runs to the ropes as Criss and Enigmah get back to their feet. Kid Thunder rebounds off the ropes and jumps into the air to hit Criss with a Leg Lariat, but Criss ducks and Kid Thunder nails Enigmah with the Leg Lariat. Kid Thunder looks down at her and shrugs as if to say "Oh well." Kid Thunder turns around, and Criss attempts a clothesline, but Kid Thunder ducks under. Criss turns around, and Kid Thunder jumps in the air and knocks Criss down with a Step Up Enziguri to the back of the head.

Mark Bishop: Alex Daniels goes for the cover! ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Somehow, some way, Criss Cassidy got his shoulder up at two and three quarters!

Kid Thunder argues with the ref again, allowing Criss to get back to his feet and grab him by the waist, slamming him down with a German Suplex. But he doesn't let go, instead getting up while holding Kid Thunder by the waist, then slams him down again with a second German Suplex. Again, Criss holds on, gets up and delivers a third and final German Suplex.

Mark Bishop: Triple German Suplex by Criss Cassidy!

Koko B. Ware: Even suplexes come in threes.

Tammy Winters: Criss better turn around because Enigmah's getting back to her feet!

Criss gets up, but before he even has a chance to turn around, Enigmah takes him down with an inverted DDT. Enigmah is getting back to her feet as Kid Thunder is back up. He charges at Enigmah and goes for a spinning heel kick, but she ducks and he nails the ref by accident, knocking him down to the canvas.

Tammy Winters: Oh no! Now we don't have a referee!

Koko B. Ware: Now these three can do whatever the hell they want!

Mark Bishop: We're going to need to get another referee out there quickly!

Enigmah goes to check on the referee, but Kid Thunder grabs her by the head and delivers a snap suplex as the crowd boos him yet again. Another referee sprints down to the ring to check on the ref. With the first ref completely out of it, the second ref takes over as Kid Thunder locks in a Sharpshooter on Enigmah. The ref goes down to see if she gives up, but she refuses. Criss is back to his feet, runs at Kid Thunder and clotheslines him, knocking him down as he releases the Sharpshooter at the same time. Meanwhile, the first referee is showing a little sign of life.

Mark Bishop: Criss Cassidy picks Alex Daniels up for what seems to be a vertical suplex... NO! Brainbuster by Criss Cassidy!

Koko B. Ware: Now he should cover him.

Tammy Winters: Looks like he's going to the air instead.

Koko B. Ware: What an idiot! I guess God told him to go the top rope.

Criss dives off the top turnbuckle and nails The Nightmare(Shooting Star Press) on Kid Thunder. Criss goes for a cover, but Enigmah has come to life and covers on top of Criss Cassidy. The second ref goes to make the count, but so does the first... ONE... TWO... THREE! The bell sounds as Enigmah and Criss get off of Kid Thunder. The second ref raises Criss Cassidy's hand in the air as "Second Coming" blares over the PA.

Harry Sachs: Your winner of the match...

Mark Bishop: Wait a second! The original referee just pulled Criss Cassidy's hand down and said something to the replacement referee, and now he's raising Enigmah's hand.

Tammy Winters: And now her music is playing.

Harry Sachs: Your winner...

Koko B. Ware: Wait a second, the replacement ref is waving it off, and the music just stopped playing.

Mark Bishop: Enigmah and Criss Cassidy are standing by, waiting on a decision as the two referees try to talk it out.

Tammy Winters: Seems to me that the original referee only saw Engimah making a pin, while the replacement official saw Criss Cassidy.

Koko B. Ware: He must be stupid if he didn't see Enigmah on top there!

The officials continue to talk things over as Enigmah and Criss Cassidy yell at them to hurry up with a decision. Kid Thunder is back up, and is yelling at both officials, citing bad officiating screwing him over. Enigmah responds with a kick to the family jewels and a Niggy Stunner to a deafening roar from the crowd. The referees finally come to an agreement and raise both Enigmah and Criss Cassidy's hands as they look puzzled. The first ref walks over to Harry Sachs, who comes near the ropes to hear the decision.

Harry Sachs: Ladies and gentlemen, your co-winners of the match, Enigmah and Criss Cassidy!

Koko B. Ware: Co-winners?! What kind of crap is that?!

Mark Bishop: Well it goes without saying, I doubt this is the last time any of these three wrestlers square off.

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Mark Bishop: They say that revenge is a dish best served cold. Well no one told the SINdicate that it also came with a side of leather, as DevilDog took on C-Pac in a Lumberjack Strap Match.

DevilDog and the ref call for the bell. DevilDog and C-Pac circle each other and lock up in a collar and elbow tie up. C-Pac pushes DevilDog down to the mat and flexes his muscles, drawing boos from the crowd. DevilDog quickly gets back to his feet and locks up with C-Pac, quickly getting him in a side headlock. C-Pac pushes DevilDog off to the ropes and when he comes back off the rebound, he hits him with a shoulder block, knocking him from the ring. Stank Lovve tries to help DevilDog but a few of the lumberjacks get a few shots in as DevilDog quickly slides back in the ring. C-Pac smiles as DevilDog holds his back. The two go to lock up again, but C-Pac kicks DevilDog into the gut, followed by an uppercut to the chin. C-Pac pulls DevilDog to his feet and quickly slams him down with a bodyslam. C-Pac drops an elbow and goes for a lazy cover, getting only a one count. C-Pac pulls DevilDog up and puts him on his shoulder, slamming him down hard with a powerslam. C-Pac pulls DevilDog up and throws him over the top rope to the lumberjacks.

Mark Followill: C-Pac is using his power advantage and the lumberjacks.

Jason Martel: Well the more punishment those straps deal, the weaker DevilDog will be.

DevilDog slides back into the ring, his back red from the straps. C-Pac waits for him to get to his feet and takes him down with a spinning clothesline. C-Pac grabs DevilDog's leg and drops a knee into DevilDog's shin repeatedly. C-Pac locks in a STF as DevilDog reaches for the ropes. The ref gets to four and C-Pac breaks the hold. C-Pac pushes DevilDog out of the ring again and the lumberjacks lay into him as Stank Love and Candy Love try to help him get back in the ring. The lumberjacks start pushing each other as DevilDog is helped back in the ring by Candy. C-Pac pulls DevilDog to his feet and hits him with a bulldog. C-Pac pulls DevilDog by the head to the corner and gets him standing into the corner and lays in shoulder blocks. C-Pac sets DevilDog on the top turnbuckle and goes for a superplex, but DevilDog blocks the attempt. DevilDog hits C-Pac with a few right hands to the gut and pushes him off. DevilDog slowly gets down off the top rope and as C-Pac tries to get up, DevilDog kicks him right in the face. DevilDog pulls C-Pac to his feet and hits him with a DDT. DevilDog throws C-Pac to the outside where Stank and Candy lay into him with their straps.

Jason Martel: C-Pac needs to get back in the ring.

Mark Followill: And DevilDog needs this time to recover from the beating he took earlier.

C-Pac finally gets back in the ring and DevilDog drops an elbow across C-Pac's back. DevilDog gets C-Pac to his feet and takes him down with a belly to belly suplex. DevilDog hits the ropes and drops a back senton across C-Pac's chest. DevilDog keeps the pressure on C-Pac by slamming him down with a bodyslam, then dropping a leg drop from the second rope. DevilDog goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... kickout. DevilDog gets C-Pac to his feet and hits a pumphandle slam on C-Pac. DevilDog plays to the crowd as C-Pac uses the ropes to get to his feet. DevilDog charges C-Pac and C-Pac pulls the top rope down sending DevilDog over the top rope to the floor. DevilDog gets whipped a few more times until Stank and Candy make the save and push him back into the ring. C-Pac gets DevilDog up for a powerbomb but DevilDog counters it into a huracanrana.

Mark Followill: What a counter by DevilDog. And now we've got a melee on the outside with the lumberjacks!

Jason Martel: Both men are down and the lumberjacks are fighting each other.

Mark Followill: And the ref is doing all he can to get them separated!

The ref is trying to restore order outside the ring as C-Pac gets to his feet. Stank Love sneaks in from behind and takes C-Pac down with a running STO to a huge pop from the crowd. Stank quickly slides out the ring as DevilDog gets to his feet. DevilDog pulls C-Pac up and hits the Code of Silence to a big pop from the crowd as the referee turns around. DevilDog covers. ONE... TWO... THREE! The crowd goes wild as "Danger" booms over the PA system.

Monica Deluca: Your winner of the match, DevilDog!

Jason Martel: That's not fair! Stank Lovve nailed C-Pac with a cheap shot!

Mark Followill: Oh, but it was OK for the SINdicate to ambush the Tru Playas last Saturday night, wasn't it?

Viper, Doomsday and Adriana Samu run into the ring to check on C-Pac, who's picking himself up. Meanwhile, officials have rushed down to the ring to separate the other lumberjacks. DevilDog slides out the ring and celebrates with Stank, Cerise and Candy. DevilDog celebrates up the aisle as C-Pac, Doomsday, Viper and Adriana Samu are furious in the ring.

Mark Bishop: On November 23, 2008, history was made as Silvus became only the second British born wrestler since the late "Gentleman" Chris Adams to win the Texas Championship. However, it came at the price at nearly ending not only Hellspawn's career, but almost his very life. Carroll High School in Southlake, Texas will go down as the site where tragedy almost struck SNW.

I have killed once before,
So quick and silent and evermore.
The dark enclosure in my mind,
Hides my truths more and more.
But once again alas it must open.
So spew fourth the demons that rage,
And hope dear god please just hope,
That ain't Silvus knocking at your door.

The crowd lets out a deafening roar as the lights dim and "Wishmaster" blasts over the PA and Silvus appears from behind the curtain, a stone cold look coming over his face as he's all business.

Mark Followill: Silvus is all business this week.

Jason Martel: He better be if he wants to become the second British wrestler to hold the Texas Championship.

Silvus enters the ring, but doesn't even raise his hand in the air, emphasizing how big of a match this is. "Wishmaster" dies down as the lights come back up. After about a minute, "White Knuckles" booms over the PA as the lights inside Carroll High School Gym go out. The crowd goes crazy as Hellspawn, wearing his black trenchcoat and SNW Texas Championship around his waist, walks out from behind the curtain.

Mark Followill: Hellspawn first won the SNW Texas Championship on May 11, 2008 at SNW 4 Up, and has had a firm grip on the belt since then.

Jason Martel: He has been nothing short of a monster here in SNW, and Silvus is looking to, one, finally beat Hellspawn in a big time match up, and two, be the man to slay the dragon that is Hellspawn.

Hellspawn continues his walk to the ring, looking all business as well. He enters the ring and takes off his black trenchcoat, handing it to the ring attendant. He then takes off his Texas Championship belt and hands it to referee Rick Maynard, who holds it as Monica Deluca makes the ring announcements for this huge championship bout.

Monica Deluca: Ladies and gentlemen, this match is for the SNW Texas Championship! There are no disqualifications and no count outs! First the challenger, from Manchester, England and weighing 275 pounds, Silvus!

The camera focuses on Silvus during the announcement as the crowd cheers and applauds. The camera shot then switches over to Hellspawn.

Monica Deluca: And his opponent, from Hell's Kitchen and weighing 355 pounds, the SNW Texas Champion, Hellspawn!

The referee holds the SNW Texas Championship belt up into the air as the crowd is at a fever pitch, clapping, stomping and cheering their heads off while Hellspawn and Silvus stare each other down.

Mark Followill: Silvus has been waiting for this moment for some time now.

Jason Martel: We were there at the Lizard Lounge back in June when he first attacked Hellspawn and held up that belt, signifying he wanted a shot. Well now he finally has it.

The two combatants circle each other in the ring. Silvus charges in to try to take Hellspawn down by the legs and almost does, as he gets Hellspawn bent down and onto a knee. But Hellspawn is too strong as he nails Silvus across the back with clubbing blows. Hellspawn then grabs Silvus by the head, picks him up and brings him down with a vertical suplex. Hellspawn follows up with an elbow drop and goes for a quick cover, but referee Rick Maynard can't even get a count off as Silvus quickly kicks out. Hellspawn charges in after Silvus, but Silvus catches him with a kick to the leg, followed by a snap kick and toe kick, then nails Hellspawn with a series of right hand punches, then knocks him down with a fury punch, then goes for a cover. But Silvus can't get a count himself as Hellspawn powers out.

Mark Followill: And listen to this crowd as they applaud the effort of both men, who are now at a stalemate.

Jason Martel: I don't expect this to last for long. Tempers will flare.

Both men lock up, jockeying for position. Hellspawn gains the upper hand with a knee to the midsection, followed by a sidewalk slam. Hellspawn with a cover. ONE... Silvus gets the shoulder up. Hellspawn picks Silvus up and whips him into the corner. Hellspawn charges in with a running clothesline, but Silvus gets out of the way as Hellspawn crashes into the corner. Hellspawn staggers around and Silvus knocks him down with a clothesline. Silvus goes for a cover. ONE... Hellspawn kicks out. Silvus goes to pick up Hellspawn, but he nails Silvus with a low blow.

Mark Followill: Ooooh, what a low blow!

Jason Martel: Perfectly legal in this match though!

Silvus holds his crotch, writhing in pain as Hellspawn grabs him in a front facelock and drives him down headfirst with a DDT. Silvus rolls to the outside to try to catch a breather, and Hellspawn follows out after him. Hellspawn goes to grab Silvus, but Silvus gouges him in the eyes. Silvus shouts at a fan to give him the cup of soda he's holding, and the fan obliges. Silvus takes a swig of the soda and spits it in Hellspawn's face, then hits him in the head with the cup as the remaining soda flies everywhere. Silvus attempts to Irish whip Hellspawn into the security railing, but Hellspawn reverses, sending Silvus into the railing, his back crashing into it as he falls down. Hellspawn shouts at Silvus to get up. Silvus slowly picks himself up as Hellspawn gets ready to charge.

Mark Followill: Hellspawn going for a big boot, but Silvus gets out of the way as Hellspawn crotches himself over the railing! Now Silvus yells at the timekeeper to get out of his seat, and he obliges as Silvus grabs the chair.

Jason Martel: Well what's the timekeeper going to do? Tell Silvus "Sorry, sir, but I must sit in this seat at all times." Gimme a break!

Silvus nails Hellspawn in the head with the chair, stunning the big man but not quite knocking him off the railing. Silvus then throws the chair at Hellspawn as hard as he can, which knocks Hellspawn off the railing. Hellspawn is busted wide open too after having the chair thrown at him. He falls over it onto the other side, on the floor in front of the fans who are trying to get out of harm's way as Silvus steps over the railing. He picks Hellspawn up and yells at a fan to get up out of his seat, and the fan obliges. Silvus grabs Hellspawn by the head and slams him facefirst into the set chair. Silvus goes to pick Hellspawn up, but Hellspawn nails him in the midsection with several right hand punches, then gouges him in the eyes. Hellspawn yells at a group of fans to get out of their seats and they oblige as they see him grabbing Silvus. He throws Silvus up into the air, and Silvus comes crashing down into the chairs and falls over onto the floor.

Mark Followill: You were right about it not taking long to get out of control!

Jason Martel: Sadly, the only way there can ever be a decisive winner between these two is if there's no disqualifications or count outs.

Hellspawn goes to pick up Silvus, but Silvus kick sweeps him off the ground and onto the floor. A fan hands Silvus a crutch, a crutch that the fan clearly doesn't need as he's able to walk, and it's apparent that the fan just bought the crutch to be used as a weapon at this event. Silvus takes the crutch, and right when Hellspawn is up to his knees, cracks the crutch over Hellspawn's head, blood continuing to pour down his face. Silvus picks Hellspawn up and walks him over toward the bleacher area, but as they walk over there, Hellspawn gets some shots into Silvus' midsection. Fans begin to scatter as Hellspawn tells them to get out of the way. He attempts to whip Silvus up into the bleachers, but Silvus reverses the whip, sending Hellspawn crashing into the bleachers.

Mark Followill: And this fight has gone up into the bleachers!

Jason Martel: They'll fight any and everywhere to be declared the SNW Texas Champion!

Silvus peppers Hellspawn with right hands, but Hellspawn grabs Silvus by the throat, then gets back up. Hellspawn picks Silvus up and chokeslams him onto a bleacher. Hellspawn then picks Silvus up and brings him out of the bleacher area and brings Silvus over to the merchandise table. Hellspawn sees a Matt Margera T-shirt, which is marked down at 40% off. He picks it up, spits on it, then chokes Silvus with it, sprawling him onto the table. Silvus gets out of the choke by kicking Hellspawn in the gonads, and Hellspawn bends down, wincing in pain. Silvus grabs Hellspawn in a full nelson, brings him closer to the table, and slams him through the table with a Full Nelson Slam as the crowd continues to go crazy.

Mark Followill: Looks like the merchandise table is closed for the evening.

Jason Martel: Dammit! I was going to buy the all new SINdicate T-shirt!

Mark Followill: Oh brother!

Silvus picks Hellspawn up and brings him closer to ringside. He goes for an Irish whip attempt, but Hellspawn reverses the whip, sending Silvus crashing up and over the railing, and finally crash-landing onto the floor at ringside. Hellspawn walks over and steps over the railing, then stomps away at Silvus while holding onto the ring apron. Hellspawn picks Silvus up and rolls him into the ring. Hellspawn into the ring and he picks Silvus up, scooping him up and driving him down with a shoulder breaker. Hellspawn with a cover. ONE... TWO... Silvus gets the shoulder up.

Mark Followill: Silvus refuses to stay down!

Jason Martel: He may refuse to stay down, but eventually Hellspawn will keep him down for good if he keeps having his way with him.

Hellspawn turns Silvus over and grabs him by the wrist, bringing his arms up as he places his foot on Silvus' back. He picks Silvus up and drives him down facefirst, driving his knee into Silvus' back. Over and over three more times!

Mark Followill: Hellspawn just brutalizing Silvus with the Curb Stomp!

Jason Martel: Take it from someone who's taken that move before, it is the most painful move in this business, bar none!

Hellspawn proceeds to lock Silvus into the STF as the crowd cheers like mad. Referee Rick Maynard asks Silvus if he gives up, but he refuses as he tries to inch his way to the ropes. However, the referee yells at Silvus that it's no disqualification, so it's useless to reach for the ropes. Hellspawn laughs maniacally as now he has Silvus where he wants him. Silvus tries to find a way to fight out of the hold, and finally he gets his hand up and gouges Hellspawn in the eye, forcing Hellspawn to let go.

Mark Followill: It's as if Silvus had eyes in the back of his head.

Silvus slowly back to his feet, and he catches Hellspawn with another kick to the leg, followed up by a Front Face Slam. Silvus with a cover. ONE... TWO... kickout! Silvus goes to pick Hellspawn up, but Hellspawn rolls him up in a small package! ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Silvus barely kicks out. Hellspawn is about to get up, but Silvus is quicker and is up first, and grabs Hellspawn by the ankle.

Mark Followill: Ankle Lock!

Jason Martel: And Hellspawn can't use the ropes to break the hold because it's no disqualification!

The crowd is cheering at a most deafening decibel level as Silvus pulls back on the ankle lock to try to force Hellspawn to submit. But Hellspawn is able to use his power to be able to push himself up, turn himself over and kick Silvus off of him. Before he can get back up though, Silvus quickly goes to try to lock him in a Sharpshooter. However, Hellspawn tries to block it, then takes him down with a modified Dragon Screw. Hellspawn gets up, holding onto Silvus' leg, and performs a spinning toe hold, after which he transitions into a figure four leg lock, Silvus screaming out in pain.

Mark Followill: Silvus is in excruciating pain!

Jason Martel: Hellspawn pulling out all the stops, even going outside of his usual playbook of maneuvers to hold on to his SNW Texas Championship.

Mark Followill: Referee Rick Maynard asking Silvus if he gives up, but Silvus refuses.

While still in the figure four, Silvus' shoulders go down, and the ref has to make a count. ONE... TWO... Silvus sits up, trying to get out of the figure four, but Hellspawn punches him in the face with a right hand, sending Silvus back down, shoulders against the mat. ONE... TWO... Silvus sits back up again, but now has a look of determination, as if he feels no pain. He fights to turn the figure four over, but Hellspawn is using his power and strength to hold on. Silvus keeps fighting to turn it over, and finally does. Now Hellspawn is screaming in pain, and the ref is asking him if he gives up, but Hellspawn emphatically screams "NO!" Silvus sits up, transitioning into a Sharpshooter.

Mark Followill: The second attempt at the Sharpshooter is successful, and Hellspawn is crying out in pain.

Jason Martel: Hellspawn will have to summon all of his sheer power and strength to fight out of this, because he can't use the ropes to break the hold with this being fought under no disqualifications and no count outs.

Silvus wrenches back on the Sharpshooter, but Hellspawn still refuses to give up, and now is pushing his way up to try to get out of the hold. Silvus is trying to hold on, but Hellspawn is able to push him off with his legs, and is finally free of the hold. Both men are lying down on facefirst on the mats, slowly trying to get up. Hellspawn seems to be getting up just slightly faster than Silvus.

Mark Followill: Both men are back to a vertical base, and Silvus goes for a double axe handle.

Jason Martel: Oh! Hellspawn may have just knocked Silvus out with that standing headbutt!

Hellspawn picks Silvus up in a military press, then brings him down with a gutbuster. Hellspawn with a cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Silvus barely gets the shoulder up at two and three quarters, and Hellspawn pounds the mat in frustration, yelling at the referee, but the ref pleads his case. Hellspawn picks up Silvus in a Fisherman's Suplex position, except he's hooking up both legs. Hellspawn drives down to the mat hard in a sitout position, nailing Silvus with a Muscle Buster. Hellspawn with another pinfall attempt. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Again, Silvus gets the shoulder up just in time.

Jason Martel: This just has to be frustrating for Hellspawn as he can't seem to finish off Silvus, no matter what he hits him with.

Mark Followill: He's even gone outside of his playbook to try to finish off Silvus and can't seem to do it.

Hellspawn picks Silvus up and places him on his shoulders, and slams him down with a Death Valley Driver. Hellspawn again goes for a pinfall. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Again, Silvus gets the shoulder up.

Mark Followill: Third time isn't the proverbial charm for the SNW Texas Champion.

Hellspawn picks a seemingly lifeless Silvus up by the head, then wipes a good portion of his blood off his face. He begins to write something on Silvus' chest with his blood. The fans gasp when they see a close up on the SportsTron, which of course is nowhere near the size of the TitanTron, but is just enough for fans to see.

Jason Martel: Do you realize what Hellspawn has written on Silvus' chest?!

Mark Followill: He just wrote the word "DIE!" on Silvus' chest!

Hellspawn picks Silvus up in a Tombstone Piledriver position, and nails him with a Sitout Tombstone.

Mark Followill: Hell's Drop, and Hellspawn elects not to go for the cover!

Jason Martel: He wants to make sure Silvus is done for sure!

Mark Followill: Hellspawn is signaling for the Hell's Rage!

Jason Martel: That will finish him for sure!

Mark Followill: Hellspawn picks up Silvus and powerbombs him to the mat but holds on. Hellspawn lifting him up, and driving him down with another powerbomb! He lifts him up again, and drives him down a third time, and now turns him over into a Boston Crab!

Jason Martel: Maybe it's happened elsewhere and I've never seen it, but as far as I can remember, no one has ever survived Hell's Rage!

The referee checks in on Silvus, asking him if he gives up, but he shouts "HELL NO!" Silvus begins to push his way up as Hellspawn tries to keep him down in the Boston Crab. Finally, Silvus pushes himself up and is able push Hellspawn off of him. Hellspawn has a look of shock on his face.

Mark Followill: How on earth was Silvus able to escape Hell's Rage?!

Jason Martel: Sheer determination, that's how!

Mark Followill: I can't believe it! You've been objective this entire match.

Jason Martel: I still hate your guts though, and how about those Mavericks, huh? BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mark Followill: You twerp.

Hellspawn goes out of the ring and lifts up the apron, looking for a weapon under the ring. He finds a torch, lighter fluid and a book of matches. He slides them into the ring, then gets back in, but Silvus catches him with a Mandible Claw to a thunderous roar from the crowd. He holds on to the Mandible Claw as Hellspawn desperately goes for the torch, but no dice as Silvus picks him up, holding onto the Mandible Claw. Silvus finally picks Hellspawn up and brings him down with the Retribution Slam, then goes after the torch. He pours the lighter fluid on it, then takes a match and lights the torch as the crowd erupts in anticipation for what could happen. Hellspawn gets back to his feet, but right as he turns around...

Mark Followill: OH MY GOD! SILVUS JUST BLEW FIRE INTO HELLSPAWN'S FACE!

Jason Martel: I want a Texas Champion, extra crispy please!

Mark Followill: This is serious, you jerkface!

Hellspawn is flailing about and convulsing on the mat as Silvus goes in for a pin and holds him down somehow. ONE... TWO... THREE! "Wishmaster" blasts over the PA as the timekeeper hands the ref the SNW Texas Championship belt, and the ref hands it over to Silvus.

Monica Deluca: Your winner, and new SNW Texas Champion, Silvus!

Mark Followill: Silvus is standing up above Hellspawn, hoisting that belt up in the air as the crowd chants his name.

Jason Martel: Seven months, Hellspawn has been the Texas Champion. It is definitely the end of an era here in Sports Nutz Wrestling.

Mark Followill: Wench is running down to the ring, and she is beside herself as officials try to hold her back.

Wench is crying out, hoping that Hellspawn is alright as he just continues to cover his face. A slow motion replay is shown of Silvus breathing the fire into Hellspawn's bleeding face, then goes back to live action. EMTs are seen helping Hellspawn onto a stretcher and taking him to the back as Wench, still crying, goes with them. Silvus looks on, then raises his newly won championship belt up in the air as the crowd continues to cheer him on.

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[Hollywood]

Mark Bishop: At SNW It's Christmas Dammit!, everyone thought it was Xtreme Team's night to become Texas Tag Team Champions. Everything was going their way in the match, and they came close several times to winning the gold. Would they win the gold, or would they go down quicker than the Dallas Cowboys?

Wench and Syco Boy start it off in the ring. Syco and Wench lock up, with Syco gaining the upper hand with a side headlock. Wench backs Syco into the ropes and shoots him off to the ropes on the opposite side. She goes down to the canvas on her stomach as Syco rebounds off the ropes and jumps over her, running back to the ropes he was shot off of as Wench shoots back up. Syco off the ropes, and Wench leapfrogs over him, but he stops himself right behind her. Wench turns around, and Syco nails her with a dropkick. Wench gets back to her feet, but Syco catches her in a bearhug and takes her down with a side belly to belly suplex, followed up by a quick cover. ONE... Syco only gets a one count as Wench quickly kicks out. Syco goes to pick up Wench, but she slaps him hard in the face, followed up by a series of knife edge chops.

WOOOOOOO!

Syco counters with a series of knife edge chops of his own, however.

WOOOOOOO!

Wench halts Syco's momentum with a poke to the eye.

Jason Martel: Haha! One of my trademark moves, poking your opponent in the eyes.

Mark Bishop: And the referee admonishing Wench about it.

Jason Martel: Why bother? I mean, have you ever seen anyone actually disqualified for poking their opponent in the eye, or gouging their eyes?

Wench picks Syco up and brings him down with a sidewalk slam. Wench gets back to her feet and stomps away at Syco, followed up by an elbow drop. Wench picks Syco up by the head and tags in Goryokaku. They whip Syco into the ropes, and when he comes off the rebound, they throw him up in the air and slam him down with a double flapjack, face-first on the mat. Gory follows up with kicks to Syco's thigh, not giving him a chance to get up. Gory picks Syco up, but Syco fights back with a series of forearm shots to Gory's face, followed up by a sitout jawbreaker that sends Gory down to the mat on his back. Syco performs a hedgehog-like roll and makes a tag to Dave Mason as Gory picks himself up, holding his jaw. Dave runs in and nails Gory with a dropkick, knocking Gory back down. Dave follows up, hitting Gory with an elbow drop, using his left elbow.

Mark Bishop: Looks like Goryokaku may have underestimated Xtreme Team.

Jason Martel: It's early in the match. We'll see how they fare as the match wears on.

Dave follows the elbow drop with an attempted leg drop, but Gory rolls out of the way and Dave misses, crashing on the mat. Dave holds the small of his back as Gory picks him up and takes him right back down with a vertical suplex. Gory makes a tag to Wench, and the two pick Dave up by the head and whip him into the ropes. But Dave catches his momentum and springboards off the ropes, performs a backflip and nails Gory and Wench both with inverted DDTs in one fluid motion!

Mark Bishop: What an outstanding counter by Dave Mason!

Jason Martel: The Texas Tag Team Titles just may be in jeopardy tonight!

Mark Bishop: And here's an interesting note. Xtreme Team is fighting for the very same belts that at one time were held by another team known as Team Extreme.

Jason Martel: Yeah, the original Team Extreme consisting of the "Death Valley Demon" Kit Carson and "Kutthroat" Khris Germany, not those lousy thieves that Xtreme Team emulates.

Dave makes the tag to Syco Boy as Sara cheers her team on, and Tanya pounds the mat for Wench and Gory to get up. Dave and Syco catch Gory, nailing him with a Double DDT, causing him to roll out of the ring. Wench is back up, but Dave and Syco catch her with a Double Vertical Suplex, and Dave goes back to his corner. Syco hits a leg drop on Wench, then runs the ropes. Off the rebound, he does a hedgehog-like roll, jumps up in the air off the mat and lands a senton on Wench.

Mark Bishop: Rolling Thunder on Wench.

Jason Martel: Xtreme Team is giving the champions all they can handle and then some right now.

Wench gets back to her feet, but Syco kick sweeps her off her feet, crashing her backfirst onto the mat. Syco quickly grabs Wench's left foot to lift her leg up, then drives his right elbow into Wench's left leg. He picks her leg back up, and again drives his elbow into her leg, then wraps his legs around her right leg in an attempt to make her submit, but she gouges him in the eyes, breaking up the hold. She's favoring her leg just a little bit as she picks herself up. Syco is back to his feet, but Wench musters enough strength in her legs to run and nail Syco with a running bulldog. Wench with a cover. ONE... TWO... Syco kicks out. Before Syco has a chance to get back to his feet, Wench grabs him in a go behind, hoists him up and slams him down with a German suplex pin.

Mark Bishop: German suplex! ONE... TWO... And Syco finds a way to kick out.

Jason Martel: It's going to take more than some basic wrestling maneuvers to put either team away in this match. In fact, it'll most likely take one of these two teams making a mistake for the match to end.

Wench can't believe that Syco kicked out. Angry, she doesn't give Syco a chance to get up and grabs his head, banging it against the canvas as he screams out in pain. She makes the tag to Gory. Gory and Wench both whip Syco into the ropes. Off the rebound, they catch him and hoist him up for what looks to be a double hiptoss, but they catch him before he can be slammed down and turn it into a double powerbomb.

Mark Bishop: Great tag team wrestling by Gory and Wench.

Jason Martel: That's why they are the champions.

Gory attempts to lock in a figure four leg lock on Syco, but Syco rolls him up in a small package. ONE... TWO... Gory kicks out. Gory approaches Syco, but Syco takes him down face-first with a drop toe hold, and Syco makes the tag to Dave, who climbs up to the top turnbuckle as Gory picks himself up. Gory turns around to see Dave diving off the top turnbuckle to attempt a top rope spinning wheel kick, but Gory catches Dave and slams him down with a modified powerbomb in one fluid motion.

OOOOHHHH!

Gory with a cover. ONE... TWO... Dave gets the shoulder up. Gory picks Dave up and whips him into the corner. Gory charges in, but Dave puts his right foot up, nailing Gory in the face. Dave grabs Gory by the head and hops onto the second turnbuckle, spins around and plants Gory's head into the mat with a Tornado DDT. Dave with a cover. ONE... TWO... Wench breaks up the pin attempt, and the ref admonishes her as she goes back to her corner. Dave picks Gory up and whips him into the ropes. Dave ducks his head down for a back body drop, but it's a bit too early as Gory rebounds off the ropes and takes Dave down with a swinging neckbreaker, then follows up with a cover. ONE... TWO... Syco breaks up the pin.

Jason Martel: Looks like Dave is starting to struggle now.

Mark Bishop: Gory and Wench are cutting the ring in half now, making things difficult for Dave Mason.

Gory makes a tag to Wench, who nails Dave with a series of knife edge chops into his chest right after he gets up. With Dave up against the ropes, Wench pulls his shirt over his head and nails him with a thunderously loud overhand slap to the chest!

OOOOHHHH!

Dave hops all about, screaming out in pain. Wench grabs him by the head and takes him down with a DDT, then goes for a pinfall. ONE... TWO... Syco runs in and breaks it up again. Wench picks Dave up and attempts to whip him into the corner, but he reverses the whip. But Wench catches her momentum, jumps up to the top turnbuckle and comes flying off the top rope, knocking Dave down with a Whisper in the Wind. Wench looks over at the turnbuckle, and decides to go up once more.

Mark Bishop: Wench may be going to the well once too often here.

Jason Martel: It's high risk, but it's also high reward.

Wench is up on the top turnbuckle and performs the cutthroat taunt. She flies off the top rope, attempting a Five Star Frog Splash, but Dave rolls out of the way and Wench crashes onto the canvas. Sara pounds the mat, the crowd stomping their feet in rhythm with her as they cheer Dave on to roll over and make a tag. Tanya and Gory shout at Wench to get up and make a tag as well.

Mark Bishop: It's anyone's match right now!

Jason Martel: As much as I don't like Xtreme Team, I have to admit that this could indeed be their night if Dave can make a tag.

Wench makes the tag to Gory, and he runs in, but not before Dave makes the tag to Syco to a huge pop from the crowd. Syco grips the ropes, jumps over them and nails Gory with a dropkick to the face, knocking Gory down. Gory gets back to his feet, but Syco catches him and hits him with a vertical suplex, but holds on and brings him back up, nailing a second vertical suplex. Syco still holds onto Gory, but Gory knees him in the midsection, then follows up with a Northern Lights Suplex pin attempt. ONE... TWO... Syco kicks out. Gory picks Syco up and whips him hard into the corner, then charges in, nailing him with a running clothesline in the corner. Gory holds Syco in place, then locks him in the Tarantula in the ropes. ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... Gory lets go at four to avoid disqualification. Gory approaches Syco to pick him up, but Syco hits him with forearm shots to the midsection, followed up by a jawbreaker that staggers Gory into the corner.

Mark Bishop: Syco Boy lifts Goryokaku and sets him up on the top turnbuckle.

Jason Martel: This is bad news for either one or both of these men.

Goryokaku is punching away at Syco Boy, but Syco hits him with more forearm shots. Syco grabs Gory and brings him down with a Belly to Belly Suplex off the top rope!

OOOOHHHH!

Mark Bishop: Both men are now down and out after that super belly to belly suplex!

Jason Martel: And now Dave and Wench need to be tagged back in, but I don't know how much is left in their tank!

Mark Bishop: At this point in the match, it's all they can do to cheer their respective partners on to make a tag.

The referee begins to lay down the ten count to see if either Syco or Gory can get back up. ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... There seems to be a little life in both Syco and Gory... FIVE... SIX... SEVEN... EIGHT... NINE... Gory sits up, but he's clearly out of it. Syco slowly picks himself up as well. Dave and Wench are yelling at their respective partners to make the tag. Both Sara and Tanya are pounding the mat, yelling for their respective charges to make the tag.

Mark Bishop: Both competitors are sucking it up, trying to make it to their corners to make the tag.

Jason Martel: This is when you reach for that something extra to try to win it all.

Both Syco and Gory slowly crawl to their respective corners to try to make the tag. Gory makes the tag to Wench, but Syco makes the tag to Dave to a big pop from the crowd. Wench runs at Dave, but he ducks down for an overhead back body drop, sending Wench flying over him and crashing on her back onto the canvas. Wench is slow to try to get up as she holds the small of her back. Meanwhile, Dave goes to climb to the top turnbuckle, his back to Wench. She gets up, and Dave comes flying off the top rope attempting a moonsault onto a standing Wench. But Wench counters with a sitout tombstone piledriver in one fluid motion from the moonsault attempt.

OOOOHHHH!

Mark Bishop: Wench is going for the cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Dave Mason barely got his shoulder up!

Jason Martel: These four are wrestling on pure instinct now.

Harry Sachs: Five minutes left in the time limit. Five minutes.

Mark Bishop: These two teams are going to have get a win now as the time limit is about to expire.

Wench picks Syco up and goes for a powerbomb, but he counters with a huracanrana into a pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Wench barely kicks out. Syco is up and staggers back, making a tag to Dave. Dave and Syco pick Wench and attempt a Double Goldcutter, but they're stopped by Gory, who runs in and knocks them down facefirst to the canvas with a double running clothesline to the back of their heads. Syco back up, but Gory catches him with a flurry of martial arts kicks.

Mark Bishop: The Okaku Convention on Syco, and Syco is knocked out through the ropes and to the floor from that Gory Kick!

Jason Martel: But Dave just nailed Gory with the Goldcutter!

Mark Bishop: Dave is trying to cover Gory, but the referee is telling him that Gory isn't the legal man.

Harry Sachs: One minute left in the match! One minute!

As Dave was covering Gory, Wench climbed to the top turnbuckle. As the ref tells Dave that the pin isn't counting because Gory's not the legal man, Wench comes flying off the top rope with a Swanton Bomb onto Dave, knocking him off of Gory and knocking him out, and Wench is a bit slow to get up as well. Wench finally wills herself over to pin Dave. ONE... TWO... Dave kicks out. Wench goes to pick Dave up, but out of nowhere nails the Goldcutter!

Harry Sachs: TEN... NINE... EIGHT... SEVEN... SIX... FIVE... FOUR...

Mark Bishop: Dave is rolling himself over...

Harry Sachs: THREE... TWO...

Mark Bishop: ONE... TWO... And the bell rings!

Jason Martel: Too little too late for Dave Mason.

The ref pats Dave on the back to get him off of Wench, and he's celebrating at first. Sara is jumping up and down and runs over to grab the SNW Texas Tag Team Championships. She helps Syco up, rolling him into the ring. Before she can hand the belts to Dave and Syco, Tanya grabs them from her to give back to Wench and Gory, who are on their knees in the ring. The referee is talking things over with Sara and Xtreme Team, and they're disappointed with what they hear. The ref goes over to Harry Sachs and gives him the details of the result of the match.

Harry Sachs: Ladies and gentlemen, the time limit has expired, and the referee rules this match a draw!

The crowd boos the decision.

Harry Sachs: Therefore, still SNW Texas Tag Team Champions... Wench and Goryokaku of the Dark Ones!

Xtreme Team extend their hands to Wench and Gory, but they refuse to shake their hands and just duck out through the ropes and walk towards the back. They look up at Xtreme Team and hold their belts up, taunting Xtreme Team as the crowd boos them for their total lack of respect.

Mark Bishop: What disrespect by the Texas Tag Team Champions!

Jason Martel: They just reminding those yardtards how much better they are than them. And when you're better than someone, you don't need to show them any form of respect.

GABBO! GABBO! GABBO!

[Hollywood]

Santa Claus has helped Eddy back up and into the ring. Twitch signals to Eddy, and they both climb to the top turnbuckles as the crowd goes crazy. Doomsday is back to his feet as C-Pac is struggling to get up. Twitch and Eddy come flying off opposite turnbuckles and nail Doomsday with stereo missile dropkicks. C-Pac is up, and they Eddy takes him down with an enziguri as Twitch covers Doomsday. ONE... TWO... THREE! The crowd goes wild as "Chicken Huntin" blares over the PA.

Harry Sachs: Your winners, the Alley Ratz!

Mark Bishop: And Santa Claus is getting into the ring to... WHAT THE HELL?! SANTA CLAUS JUST LEVELED EDDY WITH THE CHRISTMAS BAG!

Jason Martel: Hahahaha! Bah humbug, Alley Ratz!

The crowd is booing very loudly as "Santa" also levels Twitch with the Christmas bag. "Santa" repeatedly wallops Twitch over and over with the bag. The crowd is abuzz as someone comes running out from the crowd.

Mark Bishop: Craig "Senior" Mueller?!

Jason Martel: Wait a second...

Craig runs in and picks up Eddy, nailing him with an Orange Bomb. "Santa" takes off the hat and beard and...

Mark Bishop: NO!

Jason Martel: Haha! I love it! Santa Claus was actually George Dunpork!

Mark Bishop: The Sports Nutz just ruined Christmas!

The crowd boos like mad and even throws cups and debris into the ring as the Sports Nutz hold their arms up in the air in victory, then get out of the ring and walk to the back.

Mark Bishop: Leave it to the Sports Nutz to ruin Christmas and make little kids cry when they at first thought that Santa was attacking two of their favorite wrestlers, the Alley Ratz, until the hat and fake beard came off and we saw that it was actually George Dunpork. Why did the Sports Nutz pull what they did? Well apparently we're going to find out on Sports Talk, taking place on the first edition of SNW Onslaught in 2009, when it moves to its new channel, the CW, on January 11 at 11 AM Central Time. Now we save the best for last, as we present this SNW Texas Championship match from It's Christmas Dammit as Silvus defends the belt against Soul Reaper.

As the bell rings and Sachs leaves the ring, both Silvus and Reaper meet in the middle of the ring and get face to face for a moment before locking up. Reaper puts Silvus in a side headlock and then gets whipped into the ropes. Silvus goes a clothesline, but Reaper springs off of the other side of the ring and catches him with a flying shoulder block. Both men go down, but Silvus is the first up. He waits for Reaper to make it to his feet before grabbing him and reeling him in for a backbreaker. He pulls Reaper up again, but Reaper unloads with several punches on him before kneeing him in the gut and doubling him over. He kicks him in the thigh several times, then grabs him and snap suplexes him down onto the mat. Silvus lands in a sitting position, where he gets a kick to the head from Reaper before he can get up.

Mark Bishop: These two are going right at it and Reaper is getting the better of the exchange for the moment.

Jason Martel: Better? He just knocked Silvus out! Did you see what I saw?

After getting Silvus into a standing position, Reaper goes for a belly to belly suplex, but Silvus blocks and squishes Reaper’s head between his elbows to get out of it. He boots Reaper in the midsection, then springs off the ropes and hits a kitchen sink(running knee to the midsection). Reaper stumbles back and Silvus nails a dropkick to his chest to knock him into the ropes. Silvus then charges and clotheslines him over the top rope and to the arena floor. Reaper lands on his feet though and Silvus reaches down to grab him. But Reaper reaches up and hot shots him down on the top rope. Silvus falls back into the ring and Reaper rolls back in. He climbs the closest turnbuckle and goes to the top rope. He flies off with a frog splash, but misses as Silvus rolls out of the way. The fans pop for this and cheer Silvus on as he gets up. He waits for Reaper to get up before grabbing him from behind and full nelson slamming him down. He gets down and goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... only two.

Mark Bishop: A two count right there from Silvus and I’d say that even after all of the offense that Reaper was getting in before, Silvus has turned this thing around.

Jason Martel: Well, maybe Reaper would still be in control had he not gone for that frog splash. That was the wrong thing to do in that situation, if you ask me.

Mark Bishop: Well, nobody did, Jason.

Silvus lifts up Reaper and lands a steady flurry of punches. He then slings him off the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Reaper catches him with a Thesz press instead. He gets up and springs off the ropes to land an elbow drop onto the champion’s chest, then he gets up and lands another. He lifts Silvus to his feet, kicks rather hard in the gut to double him over, then springs off the rope and nails a springboard kick that takes the champion down. With Silvus laid out, Reaper makes a pin. ONE... TWO... Silvus kicks out.

Jason Martel: Another two count and we’ve seen the tide turn again, this time in Reaper’s favor.

Mark Bishop: Silvus was taken down by that brutal kick. So far in this match, it’s been back and forth. Let’s see if Reaper can settle in with his offense.

After the kickout, Reaper knees Silvus several times. He then gets up, pulls Silvus to his feet and sets up a belly to back suplex. Silvus reverses, though, and grabs Reaper to nail a side headlock takedown. He keeps the hold locked in for a few seconds before making it back to his feet and releasing it. Upon getting up, he waits for Reaper to make it to his knees before grabbing him and setting him up for a powerbomb. He lifts him up, but Reaper rolls through and nails an X-Factor instead, then crawls on top of Silvus and pins him. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Silvus gets his shoulder up.

Jason Martel: That’s the closest count of the match thus far! We were just seconds away from a new champion and a welcomed one, may I add!

Mark Bishop: Silvus managed to kick out and this match will go on.

Reaper gets up rather slowly, but manages to make it to his feet just as Silvus is getting to his knees. He lays a few punches into Silvus’ skull and then springs off the ropes and knees him in the forehead. Silvus goes down again, but Reaper lifts him back up and sets him up in a corner for a superplex. Just as he’s ready to deliver it, Silvus nails him repeatedly in the rib cage and then grabs him and front suplexes him off of the top rope. Both men are down now and referee Rick Maynard starts to count to ten. 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6... 7... Reaper starts to make it to his feet. 8... 9... Reaper makes it to his feet, and Silvus is just getting up. Reaper goes to grab Silvus, but Silvus lays into Reaper with some well placed punches to the midsection. Silvus then grabs him and nails a swinging neckbreaker.

Jason Martel: Just like that, Silvus has taken control again!

Mark Bishop: Yes, he has. Look at this, he may be getting ready for a Mandible Claw!

Sure enough, Silvus waits for Reaper to get up before going for a Mandible Claw. Reaper, however, grabs Silvus and tosses him away from him and right into Rick Maynard! The referee goes down and looking a little confused, Reaper decides to stay on Silvus by chopping him on the chest several times and then kicking him viciously. Silvus catches his leg, though and corckscrews him down. With him down, Silvus hangs onto his leg and goes for the figure four! Reaper seems like he may tap several times, but works his way to the ropes. Meanwhile, a new referee, Mike Croft comes down to the ring and makes Silvus break the hold once Reaper reaches the ropes. Both men get up slowly, the match wearing on them. Once up, Silvus goes for a clothesline on Reaper, who ducks and shoves Silvus against the ropes before German suplexing him into a bridging position for the pin. ONE... TWO... THREE! Both Croft and Maynard are down to count.

Jason Martel: OH MY! REAPER’S OUR NEW CHAMPION!

Mark Bishop: Reaper has done it! He’s the new Texas Champion! Oh my, this is a very historic moment here!

Jason Martel: Historic? Silvus had one of the shortest reigns EVER!

Harry Sachs: Here is your new SNW Texas Champion, Soul Reaper!

Just as the belt is awarded to Reaper, Maynard pulls it away and hands it to Silvus. He tells Sachs something and...

Harry Sachs: Here is your winner and still SNW Texas Champion, Silvus!

Mark Bishop: What is going on here?

Jason Martel: The referees are arguing!

Maynard seems to say that Silvus won while Croft says Reaper one. The two argue back and forth, playing tug of war with the title belt. Finally, Gordon Heath comes down to the ring amid boos from the fans. Upon entering the ring, he goes over to Croft and Maynard and asks them what happened. After getting each of their stories quickly, he grabs the mic from Sachs.

Mark Bishop: We’re about to get an official decision. I’d suspect that’s why Heath is out here.

Jason Martel: He ain’t out here to give out Christmas presents, that’s for sure!

Gordon Heath: Ladies and gentlemen, due to the double pin, there is no clear cut winner. Therefore, I order that this match continues until there is a winner!

Mark Bishop: How about that?!

Jason Martel: Mark, I've been trying to tell you that Gordon Heath does care about the fans!

The fans cheer Gordie's decision as he leaves the ring. Referee Mike Croft checks on Rick Maynard, then goes to the back after determining that Maynard is alright. The bell rings once again, and the match is back underway. Silvus and Reaper lock up, and Reaper gains the upper hand with a knee to the midsection, followed by a Soul Stealer DDT. Reaper with a cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Silvus barely gets his shoulder up. Reaper argues with the ref, but the ref insists that it was only a two count.

Mark Bishop: Soul Reaper not too pleased with the referee's count.

Jason Martel: Well it was referee Rick Maynard that thought that Silvus had won the match earlier. It is funny that it took him a little longer than usual to get in position.

Mark Bishop: Oh don't be starting that garbage! This isn't the NFL or NBA!

Reaper picks Silvus up and whips him into the ropes. Silvus rebounds off the ropes, and Reaper slams him down hard with a Heart Stopper Spinebuster, followed up by a pin attempt. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Again, Silvus somehow gets his shoulder up, and Reaper pounds the mat in frustration. Reaper goes to pick up Silvus, but Silvus rolls him up in a small package. ONE... TWO... Reaper kicks out. Both men get back to their feet. Reaper charges at Silvus, but gets caught with a Mandible Claw to a huge pop from the crowd. Still holding on to the Mandible Claw, Silvus picks Reaper up and brings him down with the Retribution Slam! Silvus goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... THREE! The crowd goes crazy as "Wishmaster" blares over the PA.

Harry Sachs: Your winner, and still SNW Texas Champion, Silvus!

Mark Bishop: Well there's no doubt who won this go round!

Jason Martel: All it took was one mistake by Soul Reaper.

Silvus is handed his championship belt, and holds it up in the air. Before he can leave the ring though, the lights go out and his music stops playing as the crowd is abuzz. Reaper has taken this time to pick himself up. After a few moments, fire engulfs the ring ropes to a huge pop from the crowd.

Mark Bishop: The ropes are on fire!

Jason Martel: What is going on here?

A familiar voice is heard cackling over the PA, which gets the attention of Silvus, Reaper, and even the ref. They all look up at the SportsTron(which obviously isn't as big as the TitanTron due to the smaller venue of Texas Hall), and see an odd looking mask in front of flames.

HELL'S NO BITCH! I AM A MONSTER!

Mark Bishop: So what on earth did that message mean? The voice sounded familiar, but at the same time no one could make out who it was. Maybe we'll find out on the January 11 edition of SNW Onslaught. 2008 has come and gone, and what an exciting year it was. We here at SNW wish you all a safe and Happy New Year. For SNW, I'm Mark Bishop. Good night everybody.

Show fades to black as "Psycho Circus" plays in the background.