Post by ykmn on Feb 2, 2009 11:01:32 GMT -6
Alex Daniels is sitting in a chair wearing a White T Shirt with Thunderstruck written on the front.
AD:Hey, hey, hey welcome everybody to the first edition of a little podcast I call the Thunder Report, where I Alex Daniels, will give my review and output on the so called matches that SNW is showing you the dirty, pea brained, morons of a fanbase. So let's go over Guys Night Out, January 17th 2009 the first show of 2009. And it was shown this week at The Bone In Deep Ellum. What the hell kind of a name is that, sounds like the name of a porno movie. Our announce team was Tammy Winters when she wasn't table dancing for bus fare, Mark Bishop, and Koko B Ware, B Ware of what exactly, maybe the many illegitimate bastards of the many ring rats he's been with over the years.
Match number one, was myself, Jack Clinton and Kobras Law taking on, Omerta, Rick Roll, and The Xtreme Team. First off let me say how much of an honor it was teaming with the likes of Jack Clinton, it was an honor because it gave me a better view of what steriods can do to you. The team who was on the opposite side of the ring was nothing more then a collection of dweebs. But then again Xtreme Team is apparently leaving, so that's a plus because it reduces our quoto of spot monkeys down a bit. Rick Roll is just a pathetic wrestler who's what trying to get over because he ripped off some Youtube crap. And Omerta, don't think I've got my mind off of you or your Von Eric Memorial Title. But let's go over the highlights of this match, first you had Dave Mason cracking C Pac over the head with a Beer Bottle, how cheap is that, we were trying to have a classic pure technical masterpiece and that dink had to go and hit C Pac with a bottle. Then I get a cup of beer drenched over me, what kinda BS is that suppossed to be. Than that team uses some underhanded tactics to lay us out then that goof Rick Roll scores the pin on Clinton. So basically you guys are saying that cheating works, FOR SHAME.
Next match on that card if you can call it that was a multi person tag match. Let's see we have two stoners, two fat Texans, a Goth, an American Hero, Mr.Summer Sammartino, a suppossed playa, his squeez and a Mexican. There's only one thing missing, a bomb going off under the ring during this match. Not a whole lot happened, except for those two jokers the Alley Ratz getting almost crippled by the Sports Nutz, I got to admit I marked for that. Cerise scores the win with a Tazzmission on Mike Rutherford, what does she think she's She Tazz or something. I don't know what's worse the fact that Cerise Richards is in the ring or the fact that George Dunpork has bigger breasts then her.
Next match, was a one on one affair, with Viper taking on Johnny Moxie. The only thing I liked about Moxie in this match was that his entrance somehow got a bunch of skanks to dance on a table. Yadda yadda, Moxie wins, Viper doesn't I admit I wasn't paying attention to this match, I was to busy trying to get a waitresses phone number....by the way it didn't work, but I don't care, she was to blonde for me.
Finally we had the main event of the night, Silvus taking on Soul Reaper. I got to admit, the last time I saw two goths fight like this was back in High School. Back and forth action, lots of underlining gothic homoeroticism, match ends with Hellspawn throwing the ever so dangerous fire ball into Silvus face. I guess that goes to show you, fire isn't flame retardant. But you know what is retardant anyone who found this show the least bit entertaining.
Anyway this is Kid Thunder for the Thunder Report, piss off.
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AD:Hey, hey, hey welcome everybody to the first edition of a little podcast I call the Thunder Report, where I Alex Daniels, will give my review and output on the so called matches that SNW is showing you the dirty, pea brained, morons of a fanbase. So let's go over Guys Night Out, January 17th 2009 the first show of 2009. And it was shown this week at The Bone In Deep Ellum. What the hell kind of a name is that, sounds like the name of a porno movie. Our announce team was Tammy Winters when she wasn't table dancing for bus fare, Mark Bishop, and Koko B Ware, B Ware of what exactly, maybe the many illegitimate bastards of the many ring rats he's been with over the years.
Match number one, was myself, Jack Clinton and Kobras Law taking on, Omerta, Rick Roll, and The Xtreme Team. First off let me say how much of an honor it was teaming with the likes of Jack Clinton, it was an honor because it gave me a better view of what steriods can do to you. The team who was on the opposite side of the ring was nothing more then a collection of dweebs. But then again Xtreme Team is apparently leaving, so that's a plus because it reduces our quoto of spot monkeys down a bit. Rick Roll is just a pathetic wrestler who's what trying to get over because he ripped off some Youtube crap. And Omerta, don't think I've got my mind off of you or your Von Eric Memorial Title. But let's go over the highlights of this match, first you had Dave Mason cracking C Pac over the head with a Beer Bottle, how cheap is that, we were trying to have a classic pure technical masterpiece and that dink had to go and hit C Pac with a bottle. Then I get a cup of beer drenched over me, what kinda BS is that suppossed to be. Than that team uses some underhanded tactics to lay us out then that goof Rick Roll scores the pin on Clinton. So basically you guys are saying that cheating works, FOR SHAME.
Next match on that card if you can call it that was a multi person tag match. Let's see we have two stoners, two fat Texans, a Goth, an American Hero, Mr.Summer Sammartino, a suppossed playa, his squeez and a Mexican. There's only one thing missing, a bomb going off under the ring during this match. Not a whole lot happened, except for those two jokers the Alley Ratz getting almost crippled by the Sports Nutz, I got to admit I marked for that. Cerise scores the win with a Tazzmission on Mike Rutherford, what does she think she's She Tazz or something. I don't know what's worse the fact that Cerise Richards is in the ring or the fact that George Dunpork has bigger breasts then her.
Next match, was a one on one affair, with Viper taking on Johnny Moxie. The only thing I liked about Moxie in this match was that his entrance somehow got a bunch of skanks to dance on a table. Yadda yadda, Moxie wins, Viper doesn't I admit I wasn't paying attention to this match, I was to busy trying to get a waitresses phone number....by the way it didn't work, but I don't care, she was to blonde for me.
Finally we had the main event of the night, Silvus taking on Soul Reaper. I got to admit, the last time I saw two goths fight like this was back in High School. Back and forth action, lots of underlining gothic homoeroticism, match ends with Hellspawn throwing the ever so dangerous fire ball into Silvus face. I guess that goes to show you, fire isn't flame retardant. But you know what is retardant anyone who found this show the least bit entertaining.
Anyway this is Kid Thunder for the Thunder Report, piss off.
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