Post by Bubba JD on Feb 5, 2009 22:16:22 GMT -6
Scene opens in the VIP area. Couple of the ladies are getting the final details set up for some clients. As they look over the room, Mike Hanson & The Mauler burst through the doors, scarring the hell out of the ladies.
Mauler: Is this the room you said we're getting, Mike?
Mike Hanson: Looks like it.
Mauler: You two part of the entertainment?
Woman #1: (scoffing) No! We're part of the management, around here.
Mike Hanson: Thank God! You're too damned ugly to be a dancer! Make yourself useful & get us our skanks! We need some entertainment, dammit!
[The women storm off, ticked off at the blatant disrespect by Mauler & Mike Hanson./i]
Mike Hanson: I hope the strippers are better looking then that.
Mauler: Nasty looking strippes are actually part of the gimmick. They bring in just enough hot strippers to lure suckers into dumps like this. Then, they use the nasty ones to con morons into buying more booze. They've got you coming & going.
Four strippers come waltzing into the room, at that moment. Mauler & Mike Hanson look non-to-pleased over their looks.
Mauler: See what I mean? These bitches have cottage cheese asses!
The strippers look on in disgust, not believing that they just heard that comment.
Mike Hanson: Damn! (shakes head) I've already got the urge to start drinking heavily. I'm in no mood to look at a bunch of post-op trannies. Let's get the hell out of here, man!
Mauler & Mike Hanson storm off, as the strippers voice their disgust with them. Scene fades out.
Mauler: Is this the room you said we're getting, Mike?
Mike Hanson: Looks like it.
Mauler: You two part of the entertainment?
Woman #1: (scoffing) No! We're part of the management, around here.
Mike Hanson: Thank God! You're too damned ugly to be a dancer! Make yourself useful & get us our skanks! We need some entertainment, dammit!
[The women storm off, ticked off at the blatant disrespect by Mauler & Mike Hanson./i]
Mike Hanson: I hope the strippers are better looking then that.
Mauler: Nasty looking strippes are actually part of the gimmick. They bring in just enough hot strippers to lure suckers into dumps like this. Then, they use the nasty ones to con morons into buying more booze. They've got you coming & going.
Four strippers come waltzing into the room, at that moment. Mauler & Mike Hanson look non-to-pleased over their looks.
Mauler: See what I mean? These bitches have cottage cheese asses!
The strippers look on in disgust, not believing that they just heard that comment.
Mike Hanson: Damn! (shakes head) I've already got the urge to start drinking heavily. I'm in no mood to look at a bunch of post-op trannies. Let's get the hell out of here, man!
Mauler & Mike Hanson storm off, as the strippers voice their disgust with them. Scene fades out.
