Post by Bubba JD on Mar 3, 2009 22:34:05 GMT -6
Scene opens up at the outside of the building. Super Vader & Killer Kong have jus wondered up to the door.
Super Vader: What time is it, Kong?
Killer Kong looks at his watch.
Killer Kong: We've got 10 minutes.
Super Vader: Close enough. I want to eat.
Super Vader starts pounding on the door. When he doesn't get a response fast enough, he begins pounding harder.
Super Vader: What's taking the jackasses so long? We don't have all day.
Super Vader keeps pounding, as a voice from the other end can be heard shouting"Coming, coming! Hold your horses!" Finally, the door opens, with Super Vader's fist almost ending up in the manager's mouth.
Manager: Gentlemen, I've been expecting you.
Killer Kong: Of course you have. We have a f***ing reservation!
Manager: Not anymore, guys! Not this week, anyway.
Super Vader: Why the hell not?
Manager: Mr. Dunpork has given me explicit orders to bar your group from entering company property until you're upcoming match is over with The Sports Nuts.
Killer Kong gets in the manager's face, growling like he's about to have the manager for lunch.
Manager: Refusal to comply will not only lead to your immediate arrest, but will result in a guaranteed 60-day unpaid suspension of all four members of the Destruction Crew. Causing problems in any fashion for the House of Bacon, including trashing the place, will result in immediate termination of the group, as well. Do I make myself clear?
Super Vader: Alright, we'll leave peacefully. Just don't get too comfortable in that job of yours. You're not going to have it for much longer, not once we stop coming here.
Killer Kong: While you're just following orders, you've just sealed the fate of your boss. Tell Dunpork that by the end of the week, keeping us out of the House of Bacon will be the least of concerns. In fact, the Sports Nuts may not make it to WrestleStock!
Super Vader: When we don't get what we want, we get irritable. When we get irritable, we do things that we normally wouldn't do. The Sports Nuts are gonna look good as hood ornaments on our custom built pick-ups, if you catch my drift. Let's get out of here, Kong! We've wasted enough time & energy with this schmuck. Let's see if we can find another dive that can keep us happy.
Killer Kong snarls at the manager, just before they walk off the property. Scene fades out.
PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS INTENDED AS MY MATCH PROMO! PLEASE KEEP RESPONSES RELEVANT!
Super Vader: What time is it, Kong?
Killer Kong looks at his watch.
Killer Kong: We've got 10 minutes.
Super Vader: Close enough. I want to eat.
Super Vader starts pounding on the door. When he doesn't get a response fast enough, he begins pounding harder.
Super Vader: What's taking the jackasses so long? We don't have all day.
Super Vader keeps pounding, as a voice from the other end can be heard shouting"Coming, coming! Hold your horses!" Finally, the door opens, with Super Vader's fist almost ending up in the manager's mouth.
Manager: Gentlemen, I've been expecting you.
Killer Kong: Of course you have. We have a f***ing reservation!
Manager: Not anymore, guys! Not this week, anyway.
Super Vader: Why the hell not?
Manager: Mr. Dunpork has given me explicit orders to bar your group from entering company property until you're upcoming match is over with The Sports Nuts.
Killer Kong gets in the manager's face, growling like he's about to have the manager for lunch.
Manager: Refusal to comply will not only lead to your immediate arrest, but will result in a guaranteed 60-day unpaid suspension of all four members of the Destruction Crew. Causing problems in any fashion for the House of Bacon, including trashing the place, will result in immediate termination of the group, as well. Do I make myself clear?
Super Vader: Alright, we'll leave peacefully. Just don't get too comfortable in that job of yours. You're not going to have it for much longer, not once we stop coming here.
Killer Kong: While you're just following orders, you've just sealed the fate of your boss. Tell Dunpork that by the end of the week, keeping us out of the House of Bacon will be the least of concerns. In fact, the Sports Nuts may not make it to WrestleStock!
Super Vader: When we don't get what we want, we get irritable. When we get irritable, we do things that we normally wouldn't do. The Sports Nuts are gonna look good as hood ornaments on our custom built pick-ups, if you catch my drift. Let's get out of here, Kong! We've wasted enough time & energy with this schmuck. Let's see if we can find another dive that can keep us happy.
Killer Kong snarls at the manager, just before they walk off the property. Scene fades out.
PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS INTENDED AS MY MATCH PROMO! PLEASE KEEP RESPONSES RELEVANT!
