Post by Hollywood on Mar 4, 2009 12:45:33 GMT -6
Moments after word got out that George Dunpork had banned the Destruction Crew from his restaurant, Dunpork's House Of Bacon, the Sports Nutz phones had gone off the hook with calls from various random media outlets. With all the reaction that George's decision to ban the Destruction Crew from his restaurant had garnered, the Sports Nutz felt it necessary to address the matter with a press conference... at Dunpork's House Of Bacon no less!
The press conference was set up in such a flimsy manner, as George, Craig and Gordie were seated at a roundtable booth(the ones usually saved for bigger parties), and the few members of the press that were invited being seated at the nearby tables. It was rather slow inside the restaurant, as it was the downtime between the breakfast and lunch rushes. All of the reporters had their cups of coffee handy and chose not to eat as they had eaten earlier or were going to have lunch later. Gordie had his cup of coffee on the table but was not eating either. Craig Mueller had a large, frosted glass of orange juice on the table, and was eating a bowl of oatmeal with blueberries. George Dunpork had a large, frosted glass of chocolate milk on the table, and a big breakfast of biscuits and gravy, crispy hash browns, crispy bacon, sausage patties and sausage links, and fried over-hard eggs. George, being the uncouth slob that he was, decided it would be a good idea to eat while he was talking, which would bring about disastrous results as we would see later on in this promo that was played on SNW.com.
GORDIE
We have been inundated with phone calls and emails from many people after George's decision to banish the Destruction Crew from his restaurant. I will now hand the floor to George.
George was clearly not prepared to talk just yet, as he just scarfed down some of his hash browns, and put his finger up to everyone to tell them to wait just a moment. He held in a belch that was about to get out, then proceeded to address the matter at hand.
DUNPORK
First off, let me say that... hold on.
George put his fist over his mouth in an attempt to hold yet another belch in, then took a bite of one of his sausage patties before getting back to the matter at hand.
DUNPORK
As I was saying, I wanted to let everyone know that the Destruction Crew was barred from my restaurant because of many disturbance complaints from customers. The number of servers who had quit because of the Destruction Crew would have to be counted on the hands of several people. So I was left with no choice but to bar them from the premises.
REPORTER #1
Is there any chance that they'll ever be allowed back at the restaurant?
DUNPORK
Yeah, if they ever beat us! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *BUUUURRRRP*
Everyone in the restaurant, even Gordie and Craig, turned their heads as their disgust with George's belch showed on their faces.
DUNPORK
Excuse me. Sorry about that.
CRAIG MUELLER
Yes, you have a question, sir?
REPORTER #1
Are you guys at all worried about the fact that TNT could be lurking about?
CRAIG MUELLER
All I can say is that Mike and Andrew better watch themselves, because if they mess with us this Saturday night, then they just might not make it to WrestleStock.
GORDIE
I'm going to put my foot down right now and insure that TNT can't interfere by having their match go on first. After wrestling a hard-fought match against the Williams Brothers, Mike and Andrew won't be in any condition to try to interfere in George and Craig's match. As for the match against Killer Kong and Super Vader, I have no doubt that George and Craig will be able to pull out the victory. They've beaten bigger and badder men who the "experts" said would annihilate the Sports Nutz and end their careers. But they're still standing to this day, and will be for quite some time. Now if you don't mind, we're going to end this press conference early as George has quite a bit of food to eat and digest here. Thank you all for your time.
The press conference was set up in such a flimsy manner, as George, Craig and Gordie were seated at a roundtable booth(the ones usually saved for bigger parties), and the few members of the press that were invited being seated at the nearby tables. It was rather slow inside the restaurant, as it was the downtime between the breakfast and lunch rushes. All of the reporters had their cups of coffee handy and chose not to eat as they had eaten earlier or were going to have lunch later. Gordie had his cup of coffee on the table but was not eating either. Craig Mueller had a large, frosted glass of orange juice on the table, and was eating a bowl of oatmeal with blueberries. George Dunpork had a large, frosted glass of chocolate milk on the table, and a big breakfast of biscuits and gravy, crispy hash browns, crispy bacon, sausage patties and sausage links, and fried over-hard eggs. George, being the uncouth slob that he was, decided it would be a good idea to eat while he was talking, which would bring about disastrous results as we would see later on in this promo that was played on SNW.com.
GORDIE
We have been inundated with phone calls and emails from many people after George's decision to banish the Destruction Crew from his restaurant. I will now hand the floor to George.
George was clearly not prepared to talk just yet, as he just scarfed down some of his hash browns, and put his finger up to everyone to tell them to wait just a moment. He held in a belch that was about to get out, then proceeded to address the matter at hand.
DUNPORK
First off, let me say that... hold on.
George put his fist over his mouth in an attempt to hold yet another belch in, then took a bite of one of his sausage patties before getting back to the matter at hand.
DUNPORK
As I was saying, I wanted to let everyone know that the Destruction Crew was barred from my restaurant because of many disturbance complaints from customers. The number of servers who had quit because of the Destruction Crew would have to be counted on the hands of several people. So I was left with no choice but to bar them from the premises.
REPORTER #1
Is there any chance that they'll ever be allowed back at the restaurant?
DUNPORK
Yeah, if they ever beat us! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! *BUUUURRRRP*
Everyone in the restaurant, even Gordie and Craig, turned their heads as their disgust with George's belch showed on their faces.
DUNPORK
Excuse me. Sorry about that.
CRAIG MUELLER
Yes, you have a question, sir?
REPORTER #1
Are you guys at all worried about the fact that TNT could be lurking about?
CRAIG MUELLER
All I can say is that Mike and Andrew better watch themselves, because if they mess with us this Saturday night, then they just might not make it to WrestleStock.
GORDIE
I'm going to put my foot down right now and insure that TNT can't interfere by having their match go on first. After wrestling a hard-fought match against the Williams Brothers, Mike and Andrew won't be in any condition to try to interfere in George and Craig's match. As for the match against Killer Kong and Super Vader, I have no doubt that George and Craig will be able to pull out the victory. They've beaten bigger and badder men who the "experts" said would annihilate the Sports Nutz and end their careers. But they're still standing to this day, and will be for quite some time. Now if you don't mind, we're going to end this press conference early as George has quite a bit of food to eat and digest here. Thank you all for your time.
