Post by Jillie on Mar 11, 2009 23:09:46 GMT -6
"Everyone's Favourite Canadian SINner" Adriana Samu, in street clothes, is in the SINdicate locker room, looking as if she has just arrived. She is throwing some stuff from one duffel bag into a locker marked "Dria" while another duffel bag sits on a bench stuffed full. Kaos is sitting obediently beside the locker, looking around the room lazily. He snaps to attention as Viper opens the door and walks in.
V: Adriana! Just the Lady I need to see...
Adriana does not stop unloading her duffel bag.
AS: You sound awful chipper for being booked against your teammate at the coming pay per view...
V: I'm chipper because I get to watch you kick Wench's ass tonight, actually.
AS: Bullshit. You're acting chipper because you were just talking to C-Pac and Doomsday and they want you to give me shit.
V: They'll get over it...
Adriana stops filling her locker and turns around, glaring at Viper.
AS: Will they!? You know, when we were working out this agreement, Viper, you told me that they would be on board for this. You assured me they would think it was a great idea. You said they would be willing to help me out when they saw that I was willing to help them. There has been nothing of the sort going on here since I joined the SINdicate. They look at me with suspicion and treat me with caution. They don't believe a damn word I say, and they are certainly not helping me achieve my goals. Where were they when I got smoked in the head with my own damn weapon and therefore lost a shot at the Von Erich Memorial Championship?
V: Speaking of your weapon...what is up with the pipe, anyway. The last time I saw that thing it was in the position of a crazy Russian whor...
AS: Never you mind my pipe, sir. We are not talking about my choice of weapon right now. We are talking about my choice of allies. And somehow I think I was duped.
V: You didn't seem like a very willing team player two weeks ago yourself, kiddo...
AS: I'm no freaking kid, Viper, as you should well know. And I was playing along just fine until Kobra's Law came down and chewed my ass out for accidentally hitting you with the pipe. They saw the tape just the same as everyone else. They KNEW it was an accident. They were just looking for an excuse to kick my ass out of the SINdicate. The fact that you can't see that is ridiculous, Viper. And yeah, Doomsday got his head caved in by a big boot. My bad. Taking that big boot to MY head certainly wasn't going to further my cause and that's what this alliance is all about, isn't it? Collectively backing each other up so we can all achieve our goals? That IS the deal we had, right!?
V: That's what we agreed on, yes.
AS: Then you had better get your ass back to your pals and explain to them that's what I signed up for, and if they think I'm just going to sit here and take their crap, or just wait here for them to jump me from behind, they are sadly mistaken.
V: If you don't like it so much why don't you just quit the SINdicate?
Adriana laughs.
AS: Don't give me that bullshit, Viper. You were the one that came to me and asked for an alliance. I expressed doubt about Kobra's Law's role in that alliance and you told me it would be all good. This is your responsibility, Viper. Besides, don't you remember what happened the last time someone in the SINdicate doubted your alliance to a bitch with a pipe?
Viper throws up his hands in surrender.
V: Whatever. I'll deal with it. Just stop yelling at me. Jesus. What do you have on tap for Wench this weekend?
AS: Who?
V: Wench.
AS: Exactly. Who? Where has Wench been lately? What has Wench accomplished recently? Once the little fire-cracker of pro-wrestling seems to have lost her spark. I really hope she brings her A-game, because I relish the challenge. I am looking very much forward to showing off the mat skills I usually can't even consider due to the size of my opponents. But Wench is smaller than I am, so I am going to bring forward the technical arsenal that got me invited to the Hart Dungeon in the first place, and that same arsenal that got me hired to CGH's FCW. She doesn't stand a chance, really, because 90% of the stuff she has to study on me is my high-risk move set. I can count the number of technical matches I've had on my hands. This is not the first time we've met and I'm sure she knows what she's in for, she just has no way to prepare for it. As long as you can hold up your end of the deal and keep this Tanya Adams chick at bay - which shouldn't be hard for a seven footer like yourself - I have this match in the bag.
V: Good. I'm glad you're confident.
Adriana's phone suddenly rings. She answers.
AS: Hello?...Hey!...Yeah, I have it. You left it on my bus...Hold on...
Adriana takes the phone away from her ear.
AS: I have to take this, Viper. Go talk your boys down and I'll see you later, alright?
Viper rolls his eyes and gives Adriana a thumbs up before leaving the room. Adriana is just about to resume her conversation when she remembers about the camera. She raises a "what-are-you-still-doing-here" eyebrow and the camera backs out of the room to end the scene.
V: Adriana! Just the Lady I need to see...
Adriana does not stop unloading her duffel bag.
AS: You sound awful chipper for being booked against your teammate at the coming pay per view...
V: I'm chipper because I get to watch you kick Wench's ass tonight, actually.
AS: Bullshit. You're acting chipper because you were just talking to C-Pac and Doomsday and they want you to give me shit.
V: They'll get over it...
Adriana stops filling her locker and turns around, glaring at Viper.
AS: Will they!? You know, when we were working out this agreement, Viper, you told me that they would be on board for this. You assured me they would think it was a great idea. You said they would be willing to help me out when they saw that I was willing to help them. There has been nothing of the sort going on here since I joined the SINdicate. They look at me with suspicion and treat me with caution. They don't believe a damn word I say, and they are certainly not helping me achieve my goals. Where were they when I got smoked in the head with my own damn weapon and therefore lost a shot at the Von Erich Memorial Championship?
V: Speaking of your weapon...what is up with the pipe, anyway. The last time I saw that thing it was in the position of a crazy Russian whor...
AS: Never you mind my pipe, sir. We are not talking about my choice of weapon right now. We are talking about my choice of allies. And somehow I think I was duped.
V: You didn't seem like a very willing team player two weeks ago yourself, kiddo...
AS: I'm no freaking kid, Viper, as you should well know. And I was playing along just fine until Kobra's Law came down and chewed my ass out for accidentally hitting you with the pipe. They saw the tape just the same as everyone else. They KNEW it was an accident. They were just looking for an excuse to kick my ass out of the SINdicate. The fact that you can't see that is ridiculous, Viper. And yeah, Doomsday got his head caved in by a big boot. My bad. Taking that big boot to MY head certainly wasn't going to further my cause and that's what this alliance is all about, isn't it? Collectively backing each other up so we can all achieve our goals? That IS the deal we had, right!?
V: That's what we agreed on, yes.
AS: Then you had better get your ass back to your pals and explain to them that's what I signed up for, and if they think I'm just going to sit here and take their crap, or just wait here for them to jump me from behind, they are sadly mistaken.
V: If you don't like it so much why don't you just quit the SINdicate?
Adriana laughs.
AS: Don't give me that bullshit, Viper. You were the one that came to me and asked for an alliance. I expressed doubt about Kobra's Law's role in that alliance and you told me it would be all good. This is your responsibility, Viper. Besides, don't you remember what happened the last time someone in the SINdicate doubted your alliance to a bitch with a pipe?
Viper throws up his hands in surrender.
V: Whatever. I'll deal with it. Just stop yelling at me. Jesus. What do you have on tap for Wench this weekend?
AS: Who?
V: Wench.
AS: Exactly. Who? Where has Wench been lately? What has Wench accomplished recently? Once the little fire-cracker of pro-wrestling seems to have lost her spark. I really hope she brings her A-game, because I relish the challenge. I am looking very much forward to showing off the mat skills I usually can't even consider due to the size of my opponents. But Wench is smaller than I am, so I am going to bring forward the technical arsenal that got me invited to the Hart Dungeon in the first place, and that same arsenal that got me hired to CGH's FCW. She doesn't stand a chance, really, because 90% of the stuff she has to study on me is my high-risk move set. I can count the number of technical matches I've had on my hands. This is not the first time we've met and I'm sure she knows what she's in for, she just has no way to prepare for it. As long as you can hold up your end of the deal and keep this Tanya Adams chick at bay - which shouldn't be hard for a seven footer like yourself - I have this match in the bag.
V: Good. I'm glad you're confident.
Adriana's phone suddenly rings. She answers.
AS: Hello?...Hey!...Yeah, I have it. You left it on my bus...Hold on...
Adriana takes the phone away from her ear.
AS: I have to take this, Viper. Go talk your boys down and I'll see you later, alright?
Viper rolls his eyes and gives Adriana a thumbs up before leaving the room. Adriana is just about to resume her conversation when she remembers about the camera. She raises a "what-are-you-still-doing-here" eyebrow and the camera backs out of the room to end the scene.
