Post by Bubba JD on Mar 15, 2009 21:49:33 GMT -6
Scene opens moments after Mauler & Mike Hanson have finished their match with the Williams Brothers. All four members of the Destruction Crew are entering the locker room.
Mike Hanson: Those lousy cockroaches!!!! They screwed us out of another match around here! Those dirty son of a bitches are going to suffer in a couple weeks, so help me God!
Mauler: They want to piss & moan about how we're ruining this business? Brawlers have never been the problem! It's inbred retards like themselves that have ruined the business! It's people like the McMahons, who've overexposed the business, that have ruined the business! Sure as f**k not us!
Killer Kong: Chapter Six......brawlers have been around just as long as guys like you, who are allegedly great wrestlers. Brawlers & wrestlers have worked well together for decades! Now, you want to make our lives miserable because of this bullshit excuse? Perhaps it's just jealousy over the fact that we're moving up the ranks in pro wrestling faster then any of you could.
Super Vader: It's not our fault that promoters favor larger athletes. It's not our fault that promoters would rather see someone get their teeth kicked in, as opposed to a technically sound match. If you have a problem with this, change the nature of the business. Convince the fans to change their own attitudes.
Mauler: A few things you should know, Chapter Six. Don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger. Don't tug on Superman's cape. Don't spit in the wind. And, don't go messin' with the Destruction Crew.
We may not win an insane amount of matches, but we sure as hell know how to cripple people. If you cherish your time with family, friends, the fans or your blow-up dolls, then you'd be wise to stop pissing us off! You won't be able to enjoy any of these things, if you continue angering us!
The Destruction Crew continues going into a rage as the scene comes to an end.
OOC: This was intended as a post match reaction to Mauler & Hanson's loss, not as a match promo. Anyone that feels like continuing on should feel free to do so.
Mike Hanson: Those lousy cockroaches!!!! They screwed us out of another match around here! Those dirty son of a bitches are going to suffer in a couple weeks, so help me God!
Mauler: They want to piss & moan about how we're ruining this business? Brawlers have never been the problem! It's inbred retards like themselves that have ruined the business! It's people like the McMahons, who've overexposed the business, that have ruined the business! Sure as f**k not us!
Killer Kong: Chapter Six......brawlers have been around just as long as guys like you, who are allegedly great wrestlers. Brawlers & wrestlers have worked well together for decades! Now, you want to make our lives miserable because of this bullshit excuse? Perhaps it's just jealousy over the fact that we're moving up the ranks in pro wrestling faster then any of you could.
Super Vader: It's not our fault that promoters favor larger athletes. It's not our fault that promoters would rather see someone get their teeth kicked in, as opposed to a technically sound match. If you have a problem with this, change the nature of the business. Convince the fans to change their own attitudes.
Mauler: A few things you should know, Chapter Six. Don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger. Don't tug on Superman's cape. Don't spit in the wind. And, don't go messin' with the Destruction Crew.
We may not win an insane amount of matches, but we sure as hell know how to cripple people. If you cherish your time with family, friends, the fans or your blow-up dolls, then you'd be wise to stop pissing us off! You won't be able to enjoy any of these things, if you continue angering us!
The Destruction Crew continues going into a rage as the scene comes to an end.
OOC: This was intended as a post match reaction to Mauler & Hanson's loss, not as a match promo. Anyone that feels like continuing on should feel free to do so.
