Post by Hollywood on Apr 10, 2009 10:32:58 GMT -6
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Many people have been inquiring on the whereabouts of "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath, as well as George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller, the Sports Nutz. The three men finally made their first public appearance since WrestleStock yesterday to address the media.
Gordon Heath on the big secret Andrew Smith revealed:
There is no truth to that whatsoever! Andrew can't prove that I've ever made out with a sex doll!
When asked why he, George and Craig had yet to make a public appearance until now:
Will the simple explanation of that we needed time to re-evaluate our current situation in SNW be enough to suffice? If not, too bad. It will just have to suffice.
Craig had this to say when asked if the events of WrestleStock had any negative effect on their careers thus far in the UWF:
We were distracted, yes. We shouldn't have lost that 2-on-1 handicap match to Phreak, but by some fluke we did. But I guarantee it won't happen again!
George was rather annoyed when someone asked the obligatory, "Are you guys going to consider an in-ring comeback in SNW." This was his response:
Why do you people in the media always assume that someone will make a comeback? You do realize what happens when you assume things, right? Besides, Craig and I are wrestling every other Tuesday night for the UWF. And seeing as that we help run this promotion, we have nothing to prove in SNW, other than that bad things will happen to those who cross us.
There were other questions asked, but our reporter covering this story fell asleep and has since been let go.
Many people have been inquiring on the whereabouts of "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath, as well as George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller, the Sports Nutz. The three men finally made their first public appearance since WrestleStock yesterday to address the media.
Gordon Heath on the big secret Andrew Smith revealed:
There is no truth to that whatsoever! Andrew can't prove that I've ever made out with a sex doll!
When asked why he, George and Craig had yet to make a public appearance until now:
Will the simple explanation of that we needed time to re-evaluate our current situation in SNW be enough to suffice? If not, too bad. It will just have to suffice.
Craig had this to say when asked if the events of WrestleStock had any negative effect on their careers thus far in the UWF:
We were distracted, yes. We shouldn't have lost that 2-on-1 handicap match to Phreak, but by some fluke we did. But I guarantee it won't happen again!
George was rather annoyed when someone asked the obligatory, "Are you guys going to consider an in-ring comeback in SNW." This was his response:
Why do you people in the media always assume that someone will make a comeback? You do realize what happens when you assume things, right? Besides, Craig and I are wrestling every other Tuesday night for the UWF. And seeing as that we help run this promotion, we have nothing to prove in SNW, other than that bad things will happen to those who cross us.
There were other questions asked, but our reporter covering this story fell asleep and has since been let go.
