They Can't Be Serious

[Hollywood]

OOC: Continued from Reaper's RP in Reaper's Dojo, titled "Incoming Calls?"

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Gordon Heath was on his computer, finishing up some last minute paperwork, when all of a sudden, Craig "Senior" Mueller and George Dunpork burst through the door, startling Gordie as he knocked a cup of writing pens over.

GORDIE
Jeezus! Can't you knock?!

CRAIG
Please tell me we didn't interrupt you playing with your sex dolls.

GORDIE
NO! And I never had any sex dolls! Why are you two in here anyway?!

DUNPORK
Dude, first off, I had to fire one of my employees for giving TNT the SNW discount at my restaurant. Second, one of my friends was sitting at a table close by to them and he told me that Andrew Smith was talking about trying to get Matt Margera to come back. Apparently, Andrew was running your name into the ground again after you made that handicap match for the Texas Tag Team Titles at 4 Up.

GORDIE
Whoa... Did you just say... Matt Margera?

DUNPORK
Yeah, as in Matt Margera, the biggest crybaby in pro wrestling this side of Teddy Hart.

Gordie shook his head, not wanting to believe what he heard. He slammed his fist on the desk.

GORDIE
Dammit! You know how much we've taught him over the last years?! I knew I shouldn't have made him a member of the Sports Authority!

CRAIG
We tried to warn you!

GORDIE
Shut up!

Gordie sat in his chair, stewing in anger. After a moment of awkward silence, he ordered Craig and George out of the office. Gordie just sat there as they left the room. After a few moments, in walked in...

TO BE CONTINUED BY ANYONE

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the ever so deranged Vin Sin. He comes in limping slightly, and you can see the edges of bloody bandages on his person peeking out from under his clothes.

Vin: Gordie, I just saw Dunpork and Mueller storm out, saying something about Matt Margera. Is it true, is he really coming back to SNW?

Gordie: How the hell should I know? Those two flapping chickens come in talking about him, I haven't heard. If he is, that's news to me.
Vin: If he does, things will get interesting. Your thugs called him a crybaby, I call him a valuable teacher. When I was at the Academy, Matt taught me things those two cavemen would have never thought of. He's in touch with the modern wrestler, and that's what I needed. He even showed me the way of the weapon, though I took to that a lot more than he liked. All I have to say, if Matt comes back, then he's got a light tube swinging, masochistic, full-throttle backup in me.

Gordie: Is that all? If so, get the hell out of my office. I don't need random spares professing their love for wrestlers that aren't even here.

Vin: Atleast my love isn't with a blow-up doll...

Gordie: GET OUT!

Vin leaves, with a smirk on his face and a slight twitch in his step. He leaves the door open, and who would enter next but...


TBC BY ANYONE