Post by emokid on May 17, 2009 16:22:33 GMT -6
(Emo Kid stands in front of a banner. He wears a "Crying Hannah" T-Shirt, tight black jeans, and black converses. He has a stern look as he starts talking.)
EMO KID: As you can see there is no Omerta, and no Rick Roll here, so there will be no comedy today. I have some thoughts on some people doubting my seriousness since I joined with Omerta and Rick Roll. For the past year, I haven't exactly been the role model for children. I cut myself, at times I still do. But, since meeting Omerta and Rick Roll, I don't think I've been any happier. I got Hannah back, and now we're getting married. People still want to turn this into a negative thing. Talk about Emo Kid's going soft. That is an insult. You might as well spit in my face, slap me down, and then urinate on it. I still have the verascity to be the ultimate, the meanest son of a bitch around here. As far as I see it, I think everyone's a little jealous that I actually found some positivity in my life.
One of those people was someone I faced last Saturday in a match, the SNW Texas Heavyweight champion, Soul Reaper. How dare you doubt me. Of all people, I thought you would back me up. I thought you would have a bit more respect for me than you did in my little promo. Now, I respect you. If anyone in SNW deserves respect in SNW, it's you. Me, Omerta, Rick Roll, Hannah, we all look up to you, and you blast us like that. I'm not going to say anything bad about you, because I'm a much better person than that, but what do we have to do to garner your respect? What doi I have to do to get your attention and tell you that I am much more than a puppet on a string. I am fucking Emo Kid. I'm a goddamn force to be reckoned with. What do you want me to do? Do you want me to get in that ring, and slap you in the face? Do you want me to shake your hand? What do you want?
I'm going to quote you, "Sometimes I think you don't care." You said it yourself, I have stood defiantly against you. I have taken you to limits that you have never experienced. Like last Saturday when I kicked out of the Soul Stealer DDT. I don't care? Listen to me, and listen to me good, Reaper. I, like you, have been here since day one. I have been on the same side with Hellspawn. I was even Hellspawn's protege at one time. Then he went soft when he went after Wench. I stood tall, and I slapped him right in his face. Granted, that didn't make me a popular guy back then, but it got me to Main Event status. It got me against Hellspawn for the Texas Heavyweight championship. Then Hannah Came around, and made my life lustfully better. That lasted until I met Azreal, someone as brutal as I am. He took Hannah away from me, once again, I was miserable, and I took it upon myself to get her back. Iused force, upon force. HAve you ever had to fight for someone you love? I'm sure you had to. Come to find out that Hannah is Azreal's daughter, and the only way I got her back, was to fight Azreal. Keep in mind, I had never beaten Azreal before this match. You know what I did, I did the only reasonable thing, and that was defeat Azreal. We ran up to each other in an embrace, and smiled at each other. for the first time in my career, I got cheered. Thanks goes to Omerta, and Rick Roll.
Now that I've explained myself, Soul Reaper, explain to me what I have to do. I'll tell you the truth, I could care less about the title, I just want to earn your respect. Truth be told, I want nothing more than that. I want to show you that I can still be that son of a bitch. I can still deliver that Slit Wrist Theory. You just need to give me a chance, Reaper. Give me a chance to show you that I can reign supreme.
(Emo Kid stands defiantly, as cameras fade to black.)
EMO KID: As you can see there is no Omerta, and no Rick Roll here, so there will be no comedy today. I have some thoughts on some people doubting my seriousness since I joined with Omerta and Rick Roll. For the past year, I haven't exactly been the role model for children. I cut myself, at times I still do. But, since meeting Omerta and Rick Roll, I don't think I've been any happier. I got Hannah back, and now we're getting married. People still want to turn this into a negative thing. Talk about Emo Kid's going soft. That is an insult. You might as well spit in my face, slap me down, and then urinate on it. I still have the verascity to be the ultimate, the meanest son of a bitch around here. As far as I see it, I think everyone's a little jealous that I actually found some positivity in my life.
One of those people was someone I faced last Saturday in a match, the SNW Texas Heavyweight champion, Soul Reaper. How dare you doubt me. Of all people, I thought you would back me up. I thought you would have a bit more respect for me than you did in my little promo. Now, I respect you. If anyone in SNW deserves respect in SNW, it's you. Me, Omerta, Rick Roll, Hannah, we all look up to you, and you blast us like that. I'm not going to say anything bad about you, because I'm a much better person than that, but what do we have to do to garner your respect? What doi I have to do to get your attention and tell you that I am much more than a puppet on a string. I am fucking Emo Kid. I'm a goddamn force to be reckoned with. What do you want me to do? Do you want me to get in that ring, and slap you in the face? Do you want me to shake your hand? What do you want?
I'm going to quote you, "Sometimes I think you don't care." You said it yourself, I have stood defiantly against you. I have taken you to limits that you have never experienced. Like last Saturday when I kicked out of the Soul Stealer DDT. I don't care? Listen to me, and listen to me good, Reaper. I, like you, have been here since day one. I have been on the same side with Hellspawn. I was even Hellspawn's protege at one time. Then he went soft when he went after Wench. I stood tall, and I slapped him right in his face. Granted, that didn't make me a popular guy back then, but it got me to Main Event status. It got me against Hellspawn for the Texas Heavyweight championship. Then Hannah Came around, and made my life lustfully better. That lasted until I met Azreal, someone as brutal as I am. He took Hannah away from me, once again, I was miserable, and I took it upon myself to get her back. Iused force, upon force. HAve you ever had to fight for someone you love? I'm sure you had to. Come to find out that Hannah is Azreal's daughter, and the only way I got her back, was to fight Azreal. Keep in mind, I had never beaten Azreal before this match. You know what I did, I did the only reasonable thing, and that was defeat Azreal. We ran up to each other in an embrace, and smiled at each other. for the first time in my career, I got cheered. Thanks goes to Omerta, and Rick Roll.
Now that I've explained myself, Soul Reaper, explain to me what I have to do. I'll tell you the truth, I could care less about the title, I just want to earn your respect. Truth be told, I want nothing more than that. I want to show you that I can still be that son of a bitch. I can still deliver that Slit Wrist Theory. You just need to give me a chance, Reaper. Give me a chance to show you that I can reign supreme.
(Emo Kid stands defiantly, as cameras fade to black.)
