Saturday Morning's Main Event- 5/30/09

[Hollywood]

The show opens with the old WWF Saturday Night's Main Event quick promo music playing in the background, and "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels standing in front of a blue screen of his logo, dressed in a referee's outfit.

KID THUNDER
Good morning, Texas wrestling fans. The future SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels at your service. This morning, I'll be the referee for a non-title match pitting the current Texas Champion, Soul Reaper, against Emo Kid. Now guys, I promise you that I'll be fair and unbiased, and will call everything straight down the middle. But if either of you two try anything funny, than it's going to be a long morning.

Shot switches to Emo Kid and Hannah standing in front of the Emo Kid logo blue screen.

EMO KID
Fair and unbiased? We'll see about that, Alex. Just know that if YOU try anything funny, it'll be a long morning for you as well. But this isn't about you, Alex. This is about the current SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Soul Reaper. Reaper, this is the biggest opportunity for me to get the respect from you that I deserve. I've pushed you to the limit before, and this time I'll will reign supreme!

Shot switches to the Soul Reaper logo blue screen, where Reaper, with his Texas Championship belt around his waist, is standing by.

SOUL REAPER
Alex Daniels, if your definition of fair and unbiased is the same as some radical cable news channel, then Emo Kid and I are in big trouble. But Alex, I'll take care of you at 4 Up. Today, Emo Kid, I deal with you. Sure you've pushed me to the limit before, but that was before you got goo-goo eyes for Hannah. Emo Kid, the only chance you have of beating me this morning would be if I kidnapped Hannah and put her on the line as the prize for winning the match. But I'm not that kind of guy, and the truth of the matter is that the only person reigning supreme after out match is over will be yours truly.

Shot switches to a montage of highlights featuring Y Kores, Marcus Ryan and Myke Rhines, Super Vader, Cyanide, Revolution X, Omerta and Rick Roll, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, Emo Kid and Soul Reaper as "Push It To The Limit" by Paul Engemann plays in the background. After the show open, the shot opens up inside the basketball gymnasium of Bethesda Christian School in Fort Worth, Texas, which is packed to capacity as the fans are standing, screaming their heads off. We then go to Mark Followill and Jason Martel, who are standing by at the broadcast location at ringside.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Good morning, SNW fans, and welcome to Saturday Morning's Main Event!

JASON MARTEL
All I have to say is I hope to God you're sober!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Don't start, or I'll grab a bottle of Aunt Jemima's and pour it all over you!

JASON MARTEL
Promises, promises.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well this certainly promises to be an action packed 90 minutes of wrestling action, as we're getting a sneak preview of SNW 4 Up.

JASON MARTEL
That's right. To our fans watching in Austin, be there live June 6, then everyone around the world will get to see what happened on PPV starting on June 13 as it plays throughout the month of June.

MARK FOLLOWILL
But all that not withstanding, we have a great lineup in store for all you early birds. In a three on one handicap match, Y Kores take on Marcus Ryan.

JASON MARTEL
Marcus Ryan may have bitten off more than he can chew. Sure he's one of the toughest men in SNW, and sure his opponents are girls, but they're three of the toughest girls in the world.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And then in a non-title match, Super Vader takes on the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion Cyanide.

JASON MARTEL
I don't know how smart this was of Cyanide to take on a match of this magnitude with Super Vader so close to 4 Up. The three way dance may very well become a one-on-one match between Super Vader and Nick Scott come 4 Up.

MARK FOLLOWILL
In tag team action, Revolution X takes on Omerta and Rick Roll.

JASON MARTEL
Johnny Moxie and Omerta are certainly no strangers to each other. But whereas Omerta and Rick Roll have had a rough go of it, Revolution X has been like a runaway train, and I don't see them stopping this morning.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And then, in another non-title match, the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion Soul Reaper takes on Emo Kid, with "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels as the special guest referee.

JASON MARTEL
Alex Daniels says he'll be fair and unbiased, and I for one happen to believe him.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Well, we'll just have to see about that.

"Survivalism" by Nine Inch Nails booms over the PA, and the crowd comes alive as Adriana Samu, Petrina Rochester and Rory Kotch, with Xander Nova following behind them, make their way to the ring.

MARK FOLLOWILL
And we're kicking off Saturday Morning's Main Event with Y Kores taking on Marcus Ryan of the Young Gunz... LOOK OUT!

JASON MARTEL
Marcus Ryan is jumping the gun, so to speak!

The 3-on-1 match pitting Y Kores against Marcus Ryan never got underway as Marcus Ryan and Myke Rhines jumped Xander Nova, Adriana Samu, Petrina Rochester and Rory Kotch in the aisle. They brawled all around ringside, never making it to the ring. Referees and SNW officials ran down to get everyone separated, and several refs and officials got knocked down in the process as the show faded to commercial.

SNW PRESENTS 4 UP! PLAYING THROUGHOUT THE MONTH OF JUNE ON PPV!

[Hollywood]

MARK FOLLOWILL
Welcome back to Saturday Morning's Main Event, where security was finally able to get Marcus Ryan, Myke Rhines, Xander Nova and Y Kores separated from that big brawl that broke out.

JASON MARTEL
And from what I've been told in my headset, Marcus Ryan and Myke Rhines have stormed out of here and are on their way to Austin, Texas. I guess they want to make it to 4 Up early.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Right now, let's go to Brenda Price, who's standing by with Super Vader.

Shot switches to the locker room area, in front of the lockers, where Brenda is standing by with Super Vader.

BRENDA PRICE
I'm here with Super Vader, one of two men who will challenge Cyanide for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship in a Three Way Dance at SNW 4 Up in Austin, Texas. Super Vader, Cyanide has had some strong words for you as of late.

SUPER VADER
His words may have been strong, but I guarandamntee that not only this morning, but also at 4 Up, my actions will be even stronger. And I sure hope that after I win the Von Erich Memorial Title at 4 Up that Cyanide doesn't use being demolished in this morning's match as an excuse for not being 100% for the three way dance. And Nick Scott, don't think I've forgotten about you! I will eat you alive, and then the Mauler will finish off Marcus Williams in one of the four hardcore matches at 4 Up, or maybe even in the Cage of Death. And with Mike Hanson and Killer Kong coming back at any moment, and with Chapter Six laid to waste, the Destruction Crew will be the only faction left standing in SNW.

Super Vader punches one of the lockers, grunts and storms off, which causes Brenda to flinch.

BRENDA PRICE
Alright, let's send it down to ringside as we get set to see Super Vader take on Cyanide!

"One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer" booms over the PA as Super Vader slowly wanders out, grunting and screaming at the cheering fans. Sporadically throughout the entrance, Super Vader makes the "Vader" symbol with his hands.

MONICA DELUCA
The following contest is a non-title match, set for one fall! First, from Colorado Springs, Colorado and weighing 450 lbs, Super Vader!

JASON MARTEL
I must reiterate that taking on Super Vader this close to 4 Up is a ginormous mistake on the part of the current Von Erich Memorial Champion, Cyanide. He could easily get injured and have to forfeit the title, leaving it to be a one-on-one match between Super Vader and Nick Scott for the title.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Let's don't get too ahead of ourselves here, Jason.

Super Vader enters the ring, doing the Vader hand gesture and grunting like a big, burly mountain man as his music dies down. "Cyanide" by Metallica blasts over the PA, and the crowd continues to cheer their heads off as the building is bathed in green lighting and smoke fills the entryway. Cyanide comes out from behind the curtain, proudly wearing his Von Erich Memorial Title belt around his waist as he walks down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans along the way.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent, from San Jose, California and weighing 225 lbs, the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Cyanide!

SUPER VADER vs CYANIDE

Super Vader gave Cyanide a run for his money, overpowering him throughout the match. But Cyanide fought back with his speed and quickness. Cyanide seemed to have things going his way as he ran the ropes as Super Vader was getting up. As he rebounded off the ropes, Cyanide went for an STO, but Super Vader countered with an STO of his own and almost won the match, but Cyanide barely kicked out at two and three quarters. Super Vader then picked Cyanide up in an airplane spin, and Cyanide's foot inadvertently knocked down the referee. Super Vader slammed Cyanide with a Samoan Drop, but shook his head, stating he wasn't done yet. As the referee was trying to pick himself up, Super Vader picked Cyanide up and went for a Vader Bomb. But as he lifted Cyanide up, Cyanide spewed the Green Mist into Super Vader's face, then followed through with a DDT on the way down. The ref turned around in time to see Cyanide make the cover and counted to three, giving Cyanide the victory as "Cyanide" by Metallica blasted over the PA.

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner, Cyanide!

MARK FOLLOWILL
And Cyanide just proved you wrong, Jason.

JASON MARTEL
Well he may have won this round, but let's see what happens when the belt is on the line and he has to take on not one, but two wrestlers at 4 Up.

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[Hollywood]

"Omerta" by Lamb Of God is booming over the PA as Omerta and Rick Roll make their way down to the ring, slapping hands with the fans.

MONICA DELUCA
The following tag team match is set for one fall! First, the team of Omerta and Rick Roll!

JASON MARTEL
Well Revolution X has been on a roll, and I don't see Omerta and Rick Roll derailing them this morning.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Speaking of Revolution X, IP Freely is standing by with them for some last minute comments.

Shot opens in the backstage area, in front of the Saturday Morning's Main Event backdrop, where IP Freely is standing by with Johnny Moxie and Kayden Christopher.

IP FREELY
Alright, Johnny Moxie, Kayden Christopher, your thoughts on your upcoming match with Omerta and Rick Roll before you hit the ring.

KAYDEN CHRISTOPHER
Well we all know that Rick Roll is a joke. I mean, anyone can defeat some hapless limey when they're not thinking straight.

IP FREELY
I beg your pardon!

JOHNNY MOXIE
Mr. Freely, the fact of the matter is that there is no chance that Omerta and Rick Roll will defeat us this morning. And then I'll... pardon the pun... Rick Roll into 4 Up and win the Bad Blood Championship, then Kayden and I will pick up the SNW Texas Tag Team Titles along the way, and who knows. Kayden will probably add the Von Erich Memorial Title or Texas Heavyweight Title to his collection because he feels like it. Let's go, Kayden.

"An Open Letter to NYC" starts to play as both Kayden and Johnny make their way out to the ring to loud boos from the crowd.

MONICA DELUCA
Their opponents, the team of Kayden Christopher and Johnny Moxie, Revolution X!

Kayden and Johnny make their way to the ring slowly, talking to themselves and seemingly hammering out a last minute game plan. Upon reaching the ring, Kayden slides into the ring while Moxie gets onto the apron and leaps over the top rope to get into the ring. He bows to the fans briefly with a wide smirk on his face before walking around the the ring for a few moments before he rejoins Kayden in their corner, where the two start talking again as their music fades.

REVOLUTION X vs OMERTA and RICK ROLL

Omerta and Rick Roll fought Revolution X with everything they had, but Johnny Moxie and Kayden Christopher just wouldn't let up on Omerta and Rick Roll. Rick Roll seemed to have the match won as he went for the Rick Roll Kick, but Moxie ducked out of the way, took Rick down and made the tag to Christopher. Moxie and Christopher then nailed Rick with the S.O.L., and Christopher made the cover as Moxie took Omerta down with a spinning heel kick as Revolution X got another one for the win column.

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[Hollywood]

"Superhero" is playing over the PA as "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, clad in black slacks and a referee's shirt, is in the ring, waving to the booing crowd.

JASON MARTEL
Now this I'm looking forward to. For over a year, SNW has had such incompetent referees, and now we finally have someone that will show these buffoons how to do their job!

MARK FOLLOWILL
Buffoons?! That's what you call stand up men such as Danny Travers, Mike Croft and Rick Maynard?!

JASON MARTEL
Well we all know that Croft and Maynard are biased against the wrestlers that the fans don't like. And Danny Travers is more fragile than Ken Anderson and Terry Glenn put together!

A pulse beating is heard over the PA, then flatlines as it transitions into Seether's version of "Careless Whisper" hits, and the crowd goes crazy as Emo Kid, along with Hannah, walks out to the ring. He looks madder than ever as he's all business today.

MONICA DELUCA
The following non-title match is set for one fall! First, from Bakersfield, California and weighing 185 lbs, accompanied to the ring by Hannah, here is Emo Kid!

Emo Kid enters the ring as his music dies down. "Inside The Fire" hits, and Soul Reaper, clad in his sleeveless hooded robe and shooting an ice, cold stare into the ring, makes his way down the aisle as the crowd cheers him on.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent, from Fresno, California and weighing 242 lbs, the SNW Texas Heavyweight Champion, Soul Reaper!

Kid Thunder was extremely biased throughout the match, going so far as to threaten Soul Reaper with a disqualification if he nailed Emo Kid with a closed fist punch. So Reaper responded by poking Emo Kid in the eye, which futher irritated Kid Thunder. Of course, whenever Reaper would go for a cover, Kid Thunder would either refuse to make the count, make a slow count, or his "shoulder would give out" right as he counted two. Reaper finally had enough and grabbed Kid Thunder by the collar and threatened him with bodily harm, with Kid Thunder yelling at him that he was an official and if he was harmed, Reaper would have hell to pay. Emo Kid took advantage of the distraction, rolling Reaper up in a school boy. Kid Thunder made an extremely fast count, but Reaper barely kicked out in time. Toward the end of the match, Kid Thunder was inadvertently knocked out by a Missile Dropkick off the top rope from Emo Kid as Reaper ducked out of the way. Reaper then caught Emo Kid with the Reaper's Requiem, grabbed Kid Thunder's hand and caused Thunder's hand to make the three count.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of the match, Soul Reaper!

JASON MARTEL
What?! How can that stand?! Alex Daniels wasn't conscious to make the count!

MARK FOLLOWILL
But it won't say that in the record book!

JASON MARTEL
Commissioner Craig "Senior" Mueller better not let this stand!

CRAIG MUELLER
Hold on! Hold on! Wait a minute!

The crowd boos at a most deafening level as Commissioner Craig "Senior" Mueller walks out from behind the curtain, microphone in hand.

CRAIG MUELLER
Soul Reaper, pat yourself on the back because I'm going to let the win stand as the referee's decision is unfortunately final. But if you want to grab the 2008 Wrestler Of The Year by the collar, then I have just the match for you. I have decided that at 4 Up, you will defend the SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship against "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels in a Dog Collar Match! Good luck, because you're gonna need it!

MARK FOLLOWILL
A Dog Collar Match?!

JASON MARTEL
I don't know if the commish realizes what he's done. He's allowing Soul Reaper to do whatever he pleases to "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels, and that doesn't bode well for Alex unless Craig has something up his sleeve.

MARK FOLLOWILL
Fans, be sure to order 4 Up on PPV as it begins to air on June 13 and all throughout the month of June after that!

The show ends with a highlight montage video featuring the various SNW wrestlers in action set to "When The Show Is Over" by The Donnas.