Ask Reaper

[Bubba JD]

i have a 2-part question. why can't Matt get a woman? will he ever return my rubber woman to me?


i swear, if i see any love stains left over on Trish, i'm going Postal.

[Reaper]

Shag: The thing is, people always write their congress people... but the congress people could give half a shit about it. Some congress people actually do speak up for their people... but only when they're looking to get re-elected. But lets be honest... the lady in question being pulled from the pages of Playboy is much more important than any political crap.

(Although, it'll be easier for her to be shared over the internet)

And JD, Matt has hard times finding women because he's spending FAR TOO MUCH time in gay men's clubs and not the regular night spots. And as far as your rubber girl goes... well you might as well forget about it and grab one of those inflatable sheep that you've been wanting.... that "girl" is wrecked by now.

[Bubba JD]

if a cowboy rode into town on Friday, stayed 3 days & left again on Friday, how the hell did he do that?

[Reaper]

Well the actual answer is that the horse he rode was named Friday... but fuck that, theres no damn fun in that... so here we go.

As it turns out the town that this joker was going to was right in the middle of a time and space rip. In this town it wasn't uncommon for a person to see a caveman conversing with a soldier from the Civil War with a couple of aliens from a distant galaxy pitching in some points of view. They may not have known what the hell eachother was saying all the time, but they did enjoy a good drinking game. Since this town was located in a rip in time and space, nobody seemed to age past where they currently were in their life. So the cowboy stayed for 3 days and decided that he had to go back home to see his family. Upon his return home his wife asked why he'd come home so soon, so he asked how long he'd been gone, and she told him that it'd only been about an hour. So there ya go.

[Bubba JD]

that was far more interesting then the original answer.


since i'm having problems with creativity, i'll ask a dumb question. Do You Smell Sex & Candy?

[Reaper]

*blows the dust off of the thread*...

I smell dirt and grime... sex and candy would have been better I think. Somebody get me a maid.

[Bubba JD]

here's a bit of a serious question. i'll make it a 2-part question. do you prefer being one of the bosses, in a fed......or, do you prefer simply being a roleplayer?


also, what are the pros & cons for either end of it (as you see it)?