Post by Hollywood on Feb 26, 2008 17:15:46 GMT -6
Shot opens at Valley Ranch, TX, where the Dallas Cowboys hold their press conferences. Members of the Dallas/Ft. Worth media are gathered around, murmuring amongst themselves. Out walk "The Excellent Gordie" Gordon Heath, along with George Dunpork and Craig "Senior" Mueller of the Sports Nutz. They take their seats behind the press conference table.
GORDON HEATH
We want to thank you all for making it out here to our press conference. About two years ago, we opened our very own wrestling school, the Going Sports Nutz Academy. Now, we are opening our very own wrestling promotion with the backing of an outside party known as Iconic Status. After much deliberation as to what to name our federation, we have deemed it worthy to name it Sports Nutz Wrestling. I know what a lot of you are thinking. You're thinking that naming the promotion after ourselves is self serving and self important, not to mention arrogant and brash. Well, it may seem that way, but our names are so glorious that we deserve to have a wrestling company named after us. Besides, we own this promotion.
Gordie, George and Craig smirk and nod their heads, but their smiles are wiped off their face as "The Icon" Matt Margera and Wench walk in. Gordie, George and Craig's collective jaws drop in anger.
GORDON HEATH
Just what in the hell are you doing here? You don't own this wrestling promotion!
WENCH
Actually, that's what we came to talk to you boys about.
GEORGE DUNPORK
Excuse me, but we are grown men, not boys! You apologize for that right now!
Matt and Wench just shake their heads and roll their eyes.
MATT MARGERA
Gordie, George, Craig... Maybe you should learn to read your contracts a bit better. You see, that outside contractor, "Iconic Status" ...
The collective eyes of the Sports Nutz and Gordie widen.
WENCH
That's right, boys. The outside party that is backing your promotion is my husband, Matt Margera!
CRAIG MUELLER
Gordie, what the hell?! I thought you said you knew this outside party!
GORDON HEATH
Well, his emails sounded honest enough!
Matt and Wench slowly inch their ways out of the press conference, snickering to themselves as the Sports Nutz and Gordie yell at each other.
GORDON HEATH
We want to thank you all for making it out here to our press conference. About two years ago, we opened our very own wrestling school, the Going Sports Nutz Academy. Now, we are opening our very own wrestling promotion with the backing of an outside party known as Iconic Status. After much deliberation as to what to name our federation, we have deemed it worthy to name it Sports Nutz Wrestling. I know what a lot of you are thinking. You're thinking that naming the promotion after ourselves is self serving and self important, not to mention arrogant and brash. Well, it may seem that way, but our names are so glorious that we deserve to have a wrestling company named after us. Besides, we own this promotion.
Gordie, George and Craig smirk and nod their heads, but their smiles are wiped off their face as "The Icon" Matt Margera and Wench walk in. Gordie, George and Craig's collective jaws drop in anger.
GORDON HEATH
Just what in the hell are you doing here? You don't own this wrestling promotion!
WENCH
Actually, that's what we came to talk to you boys about.
GEORGE DUNPORK
Excuse me, but we are grown men, not boys! You apologize for that right now!
Matt and Wench just shake their heads and roll their eyes.
MATT MARGERA
Gordie, George, Craig... Maybe you should learn to read your contracts a bit better. You see, that outside contractor, "Iconic Status" ...
The collective eyes of the Sports Nutz and Gordie widen.
WENCH
That's right, boys. The outside party that is backing your promotion is my husband, Matt Margera!
CRAIG MUELLER
Gordie, what the hell?! I thought you said you knew this outside party!
GORDON HEATH
Well, his emails sounded honest enough!
Matt and Wench slowly inch their ways out of the press conference, snickering to themselves as the Sports Nutz and Gordie yell at each other.
