No Holds Barred- 7/11/09: Dallas, TX

[Hollywood]

The old WWF Saturday Night's Main Event short promo music(that ticker sounding music that was used while wrestlers cut brief promos before the show started) is played as the background music as various SNW wrestlers competing tonight on No Holds Barred stand in front of a background made of their logo.



KID THUNDER
Soul Reaper, you've been riding a wave of momentum as of late. But unfortunately for you, that wave is about to crash on the shores of defeat. Finally, SNW will experience a storm like it's never have before. A storm that will rip through the foundation of this company and will wipe out everyone who stand in its way. It's all come down to tonight, when you, Soul Reaper, will be thunderstruck!



EMO KID
I'm going out there with a couple of purposes in mind. Number one, there's 5 other people vying for the number one contendership for the Von Erich Memorial Championship, so my first purpose is to overthrow those five. It's going to be tough, but don't blame a guy for trying. My second goal is to gain the respect of the guys in the back. Tonight, I will prove to everyone in the back that I'm more than just a weakling. Another goal is to get payback on Criss Cassidy for a heinous attack last week. Cassidy, you just messed with the wrong mental case. Tonight, on No Holds Barred, Emo Kid reigns supreme!



VIN SIN
Tonight, I get the pure pleasure of taking apart Matt Margera not only in front of the ungrateful pigs in our audience, but the slack-jawed idiots watching all over the country on FOX. Margera, you better nail everything down, because I do not plan on leaving you with anything. I will break your bones, crush your spirit, and make your blood flow like the Nile. Your sins are past due Margera, and tonight I will personally assure that they are all paid in full.

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MATT MARGERA
Vin Sin, the only thing that will be paid in full will be your debt to society for what you did to my good friend, Codi Shane. I don't care where that damn wheel stops on! I don't care what match we're in! All I care about is painting the Moody Coliseum red with your blood!

The opening part of "No Holds Barred" by Jim Johnston plays, set to a video montage of "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels taking it to Mike Hanson, Vin Sin taking everyone apart in his match from 4 Up, Matt Margera nailing Marcus Ryan with the Benihana, Katrina walking out on Goryokaku, Chris Angel walking down the aisle and slapping hands with fans, and Soul Reaper holding his SNW Texas Championship over his head at WrestleStock.

You only learn where you are inside,
when life gives you the test.
Will you back down, turn and run,
or stand up with the best?
When you're back's to the wall, what will your answer be?
Will you run for the door?
Will you run out on me like it's hard?
It's no holds barred!
NO HOLDS BARRED!

Shot opens inside the sold out Moody Coliseum, where the crowd is going crazy, holding all their signs up and screaming their heads off. Shot goes down to the broadcast table, where Mark Bishop is standing by with a mic in hand, and Jason Martel stands beside him.

MARK BISHOP
Welcome, everyone, to No Holds Barred live on FOX! I'm Mark Bishop, alongside Jason Martel, and what a jam-packed show we have in store for everyone tonight, from the sold out Moody Coliseum in Dallas, Texas!

JASON MARTEL
That's right, Mark! First off, it's nice not to have to carry that drunken Mark Followill for a change.

MARK BISHOP
Well that notwithstanding, tonight, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels gets another crack at the SNW Texas Champion, Soul Reaper.

JASON MARTEL
My money's on Alex Daniels. He's long overdue to win a championship here in SNW, and this time, he shouldn't have to worry about any outside interference from the likes of Matt Margera.

MARK BISHOP
Speaking of Matt Margera, tonight, he and Vin Sin spin the wheel, make the deal.

JASON MARTEL
What kind of match will Matt Margera and Vin Sin do battle in? Personally, I don't care. I just want to see Matt Margera run out of SNW for good this time.

MARK BISHOP
The SNW Texas Tag Team Titles go on the line as the Alley Ratz defend the straps against TNT in a Submission Match.

JASON MARTEL
Well unlike last Saturday night on Guys Night Out, we will have a definite winner.

MARK BISHOP
In a No Disqualification Three Way Dance for the vacant Bad Blood Championship, it will be Chris Angel vs Enigmah vs Johnny Moxie.

JASON MARTEL
Enigmah and James Jackson thought they had pulled a fast one on Matt Margera, but Matt was ready for them and immediately vacated the title. But not only that, he voided Enigmah's title win, so her "win" doesn't even get acknowledged in the SNW history books. Maybe she was so pissed that she trained extra hard, refusing to say anything before her match.

MARK BISHOP
We also have a Six Person Scramble to determine the #1 contender to the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship. The participants include Emo Kid, Katrina, Criss Cassidy, James Jackson, Cyanide, and Jack Clinton.

JASON MARTEL
Well first off, this could become a five person scramble if Cyanide doesn't show up. He's been missing all week, and lord knows where he is. But be that as it may, Katrina and Jack Clinton talk about the odds being in their favor. Not so fast, because as much as Criss Cassidy, Emo Kid and James Jackson hate each other, I can see them working together to get the alliance of Katrina and Jack Clinton out of the match.

MARK BISHOP
And the Von Erich Memorial Title itself goes on the line as Super Vader defends the gold against Sean O'Brien.

JASON MARTEL
Sean O'Brien says he's going to do what his stablemate, Nick Scott, couldn't do. Almost makes you wonder if there's dissention in the ranks of Chapter Six.

MARK BISHOP
There very well could be. Right now, let's send it backstage to IP Freely who has a special report for us concerning the whereabouts of Cyanide.

Shot opens in the backstage area, where IP Freely is standing in front of the No Holds Barred banner.

IP FREELY
Thanks, guys. Earlier today, we received video footage documenting the whereabouts of Cyanide, and from what I've been told, we shouldn't expect Cyanide to make it for the #1 contender's Scramble. Here's the video tape.

We are taken to a playground in a park where Cyanide is seen atop a jungle gym. He's staring out into the world as the camera man approaches and then he glances down and notices the camera.

Look around... take it in... what types of memories does this place bring to you? Are the good, fun, enjoyable memories? Not for me. Places like this bring back the haunting memories of my youth. The name calling... the teasing... the bullies. That's what I see. Nobody was here to save me. I have no brothers and my parents weren't there like they should have been. I was spat on, abused, and destroyed mentally. On a daily basis, I was forced to try and participate with the other children... but all they did was mock and torment me. My only solace came when the weekend came and I could escape this hell and wrestle with my cousin.... But eventually, even he abandoned me. You hear him week after week, I'm not as important to him than his belt...his success. I had nothing then when I left for the land of the rising sun. And I have nothing now, years after I've left.

Misawa was my guiding light. He kept me in a good zone. But now, he too, has left me to my own devices. What is there to do anymore? Nobody cares about my well being enough to even try anymore. All of you people look to Reaper as if he's a role model... but even he could only care about winning gold belts. I wasn't hard to find, you just didn't care to put out the effort to look. So here I've sat, sometimes overnight, just trying to figure out a purpose. You all ask why I destroyed that student.. you wonder what possessed me to attack Rick Roll. The truth is simple... because it felt good. I was in control of something, for a change. I held lives in MY hand... and crushing them seemed so right. They would do the same to me if given the chance... everybody else has. You people may also ask why it is that I'm not there getting ready for that scramble match. I don't care enough for that belt or what you people want to see. Why should I go out there only to possibly be hurt by some idiot? Quite frankly, I'd rather not give any of you the satisfaction of seeing me get beat on by numerous opponents.

Cyanide climbs down from the jungle gym and sits down leaning against one of the bars.

So no, I won't be in that match. Not for you people... not for the higher ups in SNW... and not for my opponents to beat on me. Its not worth the effort... and besides I've already arranged for a meeting anyways. I'm sure my guest will be happy to see me. Some things are just more important to me than some stupid match. He should be here any minute....

From off screen, you can hear a car coming and the headlights illuminate Cyandie and jungle gym behind him. Cyanide stands and waits. The car stops and Rick Roll comes storming into view. Cyanide appears to defend himself, but then he puts his hands off to the side and puts his head down. Rick Roll comes in and tackles Cyanide to the ground and begins throwing punches to his face. Cyanide half covers himself up, but then Rick gets up and brings Cyanide to his feet. He knees him the gut and then throws Cyanide into the jungle gym. Rick then takes Cyanide by the head and drives him into the bars over and over again. Cyanide falls to the ground and then Rick Roll looks down at him and then kicks Cyanide hard in the stomach which causes him to curl up in the fetal position and start gasping for air. Rick, satisfied with it, turns around goes back to the car and the shot goes back to Cyanide who is crawling back to a sitting position against the jungle gym. He is bleeding from the mouth and head.

Just...cough... cough... he spits out some blood like... the... good ole days.

The shot closes with Cyanide still trying to catch his breath and coughing while he tries to wipe away some of the blood.

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[Hollywood]

"Superhero" by Jane's Addiction plays, and the boos begin to increase as "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels comes from the back for his match. He walks to the ring, ignoring the fans who are booing him and giving him the finger.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the SNW Texas Championship. Making his way to the ring first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Weighing in at 220 lbs, "Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels!

Daniels climbs on the apron, and instead of climbing in the ring he walks to the turnbuckle and climbs the outside to overlook the crowds that hate him. He travels down and gets in the ring to wait for his opponent's arrival.

MARK BISHOP
The friendly eyes of luck have been shining over the SNW Wrestler of the Year lately. Even after losing to Soul Reaper at 4 Up, he won the #1 Contender's Match and now gets another shot at the title he failed to acquire at 4 Up.

JASON MARTEL
He did not fail to acquire it Mark, he was robbed of it. He did not get a fair shot at the title, so tonight he deserves this re-match. He is owed this match.

MARK BISHOP
Are you kidding? Daniels lost 3 times in a row, he rightly lost that match. The only reason he got three different chances was because he was in cahoots with Craig Mueller.

JASON MARTEL
That's how you see it. I saw it as the honorable Commissioner giving the Wrestler of the Year his fair chance before that rebel Matt Margera took him out.

"Inside the Fire" by Disturbed plays, and the boos of the crowd become relentless cheers as the SNW Texas Champion Soul Reaper comes out from the back. Paying no attention to the crowd as he walks to the ring, his eyes never leave Alex Daniels in the ring, with his title belt shining on his shoulder for all the fans to take in.

MONICA DELUCA
Making his way to the ring, from Fresno, California. Weighing in at 242 lbs, he is the reigning and defending SNW Texas Champion, Soul Reaper!

Reaper gets in the ring, never taking his eyes off Daniels. He hands the belt over to the referee, who holds it up and gives it to the timekeeper.

MARK BISHOP
Soul Reaper has been in possession of SNW's top prize since WrestleStock, when he defeated Hellspawn in the main event. Since then, he has defeated all challengers, including his opponent tonight Alex Daniels.

JASON MARTEL
Not tonight. You see, tonight Daniels finally gets to take home the prize he rightly earned at 4 Up. Soul Reaper does not have what it takes to defend tonight, I don't know why you have any faith in him.

MARK BISHOP
I have faith in him because he has successfully defended his title every time he has been challenged. He's been in all sorts of matches, and came through them all.

JASON MARTEL
Well, everyone has to lose sometime. This is Reaper's sometime, right here tonight against the best wrestler SNW has to offer Alex Daniels.

"Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels vs. Soul Reaper(c): SNW Texas Championship

The referee rings the bell, and the opening match for SNW's biggest prize is underway. Daniels and Reaper circle each other, getting a feel for themselves in this second match. They lock up, and Reaper gets in a couple knees in the clinch to force a break. Once Daniels backed out, Reaper hit a couple swift kicks, one to the body and the other to the head, to send Daniels into the ropes. Reaper follows this with a hard running clothesline that sends Daniels over the ropes and onto the floor. Reaper follows him out to the outside, and continues to pound on him. Reaper uses his kicks to inflict pain on Daniels, and moves him around to the aisle before the ringside area. On the concrete area that leads to the ring, Reaper picks up Daniels and hits a Heart Stopper spine buster on the hard concrete ramp to the cheers of the crowd. Reaper grabs Daniels by the hair,throws him back into the ring, and goes for a quick pin attempt. ONE... and Daniels shoots his shoulder up as Reaper gets only a one count.

MARK BISHOP
Early domination by the champion Reaper, including that brutal spinebuster on the concrete floor on the outside. While obviously this match is far from over, Daniels is in some trouble early.

JASON MARTEL
Why must you over-react to even the smallest matter? Daniels is simply leading Reaper in, so he can assault him later. False confidence, that's what he's going for.

With Daniels down, Reaper climbed to the top turnbuckle. Judging his distance, he jumped and went for a frog splash, but Daniels was able to roll out of the way, and Reaper ate canvas as he crashed and burned where Daniels was laying seconds ago. Daniels got to his feet while Reaper regained his senses in the turnbuckle, and delivered a dropkick to Reaper while he stood in the corner trying to bring himself back into the match. Reaper dropped into a sitting position, and Daniels hit another dropkick that laid Reaper flat on his back. He drags Reaper out from under the turnbuckle, climbs the turnbuckle, and delivers an elbow drop onto Reaper's chest and goes for a pin fall. ONE...TWO... and only a two count as Reaper kicks out of the hooked leg. Daniels pulls Reaper up, hits a couple quick rabbit punches, bounces off the ropes and tries to deliver a quick running elbow but Reaper ducks, and grabs Daniels around the waist and hits a German suplex. After letting go, Reaper flips over and tries to land a couple punches but Daniels grabs his arm and kicks him in the chest. Reaper falls backward, and Daniels grabs Reaper's legs, and locks in a Sharpshooter. The referee quickly got down to Reaper's level, as Daniels turned him over and sat back, applying the pressure to Reaper's legs and back. A quick no was issued when Reaper was asked if he wanted to tap out. Reaper tried to posture up, but Daniels sat back even further. Reaper pushes himself up on his palms, and turns to the right. He is walking on his hands, reaches out, and barely is able to wrap his fingers around the bottom rope. The referee tells Alex Daniels to break the hold, and does reluctantly after the ref's count gets up to four.

MARK BISHOP
Reaper looked like he was in a horrible situation there, as Daniels looked to have the Sharpshooter in too deep for him to get out of it.

JASON MARTEL
He should have just tapped out there. Oh sure he looks all heroic fighting out of it, but how much does he have really? Daniels should be able to pin him with ease now, such a shame.

Daniels was walking around, stalking Reaper as he used the ropes to get to his feet again. Daniels rushed behind him, and hit a quick German suplex. Reaper's back arched as he landed, illustrating how much pain he's in. Seeing Reaper in a sitting position, Daniels bounced off the ropes and drop kicked Reaper in the back, returning him into a fallen state. Daniels took the time to point at Reaper and tell the fans "He's done" while they boo him. Daniels picks him up, and hits Reaper quickly with the Thunderbolt. Reaper is laying flat on his back, appears to be done. Daniels sits on his knees,and waves his arms infront of the prone Reaper to signify that he has this win locked up and easy. He rests his elbow across Reaper's chest, while reclining like a model. ONE...TWO...THR... and Reaper somehow gets his shoulder up. Daniels looks shocked, so he went for a cover. ONE...TWO... and Reaper kicks out. Daniels hooks the leg this time. ONE...TWO... and again Reaper shoots his shoulder up. Daniels is furious that he has not put away Reaper, and begins arguing with the referee, saying he has a slow count, and accusing him of being paid off.

MARK BISHOP
The frustration obviously mounting for Kid Thunder as he could not get the win over Reaper even after the Thunderbolt. Three pin attempts garnered only a two count.

JASON MARTEL
He should be mad, that referee is obviously rigged. He clearly had him pinned right there, and should have won the match.

MARK BISHOP
So you did not see the shoulder rising up, or the kick out?

JASON MARTEL
I saw them after a three count should have been registered.

Daniels is storming around the ring, still hot under the collar that he did not win the match. Daniels walks over to Reaper, and looks like he is ready to lock in another Sharpshooter, but Reaper rolls him up in a quick small package. ONE...TWO...THR... and Daniels is able to get out of the pinning predicament. Daniels is floored that he almost got caught,and grabs Reaper by the head to bring him up. Daniels locks up with Reaper, but Reaper breaks the clinch and kicks Daniels in the stomach. Reaper quickly grabs Daniels' arm, spins him around, and locks in the Cold, Hard Truth. Daniels struggles, waving his arms around trying to get out of the hold.

MARK BISHOP
Uh oh, Cold Hard Truth locked in. Soul Reaper beat Vin Sin with this hold last week, and this looks bad for Alex Daniels.

JASON MARTEL
So pessimistic, just give him some time. He'll get out of this, he's gonna win this match. Give him some time.

Reaper is in the driver's street, and Daniels is on dream street. Daniels has sunk down to the mat, and Reaper has not let him go from the hold yet. The referee is checking on Daniels, making sure he is still able to compete. All of a sudden, Reaper lets Daniels out of the hold. Daniels lays motionless on the mat, gasping for air and trying to recover. Reaper looks over him, and picks him back up to his feet. Reaper puts Daniels on his back, and hits Reaper's Requiem on Daniels. His body slams into the mat with a thunderous boom, echoing through the arena as the crowd cheers on Reaper.

MARK BISHOP
Good night Alex Daniels, that burning hammer has been the kiss of doom for many a good wrestler...wait a moment Reaper is not going for the pin here. He looks like he is climbing the turnbuckles.

JASON MARTEL
Oh great, he's going to go up for another frog splash. That worked real well for him the first time.

Reaper has indeed climbed the turnbuckles, as Daniels is lying flat unconscious on the mat. The crowd cheers even louder as Reaper slowly climbs every turnbuckle, as the effects of the match have slowed him down climbing a bit. Once standing on the top facing Daniels. The crowd is cheering at a fever pitch, and for once Reaper appears to hear them. Instead of facing Daniels, he turns around so that his back is to the prone body of his opponent. Reaper jumps, and he hits Alex Daniels with the very rarely seen Phoenix Splash. The crowd is screaming their heads off

THIS IS AWESOME! HOLY SHIT! THIS IS AWESOME! HOLY SHIT!

Reaper lands in a pinning position across Daniels' chest, and the referee counts. ONE...TWO...THREE! The bell rings and the crowd goes crazy as the referee retrieves the Texas title belt and gives it to a fatigued Reaper. He holds his arm up in victory, then exits the ring as Reaper holds the belt while standing over the fallen Alex Daniels.

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner, and STILL SNW Texas Champion, Soul Reaper!

MARK BISHOP
Holy crap folks, we just saw a rare occurrence in SNW. The Phoenix Splash is rarely used by Soul Reaper, and tonight we saw it to finish off Alex Daniels even after the Cold, Hard Truth and Reaper's Requiem.

JASON MARTEL
How disgraceful was that? Reaper used excessive force to win that match, the match should have been thrown out and the title awarded to Daniels. This is a travesty!

MARK BISHOP
What kind of funky tobacco are you smoking over there? Did you hang out with Rob Van Dam, is he back in the locker room offering up a quick smoke?

JASON MARTEL
No sir I do not need any sort of chemical enhancement to see that Alex Daniels got robbed here tonight. The truth will eventually come out, and justice will prevail.

MARK BISHOP
Right, well Soul Reaper is the winner in this re-match and retains his Texas title tonight. Now, let's send it to our broadcast colleague Misty Crawford where she is standing with Craig Mueller, Gordon Heath, and George Dunpork as they get ready to Spin the Wheel and Make the Deal for our main event grudge match later tonight between Matt Margera and Vin Sin.

Shot switches to the area beside the entrance where a big wheel is. Misty Crawford is standing by with Commissioner Craig “Senior” Mueller, “The Excellent Gordie” Gordon Heath and George Dunpork.

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MISTY CRAWFORD
Alright, thank you, Mark. It is now time to find out what kind of match Matt Margera and Vin Sin will do battle in as we prepare to spin the wheel and make the deal. Commissioner, if you may do the honors.

CRAIG MUELLER
It is my honor and privilege to spin the wheel to determine what kind of match that Matt Margera and Vin Sin will have to endure as they face each other. Without further ado, let’s spin the wheel and make the deal!

Craig tries to spin the wheel, but it’s much too heavy for him. Gordie tells Craig to step aside and let him spin it, but Gordie has no luck. Dunpork tells Gordie to let him try, but Dunpork is having no luck.

MARK BISHOP
Oh dear, this is not good.

JASON MARTEL
Ha, look! It’s Enigmah. Maybe she can spin the wheel.

Enigmah turns her back to the camera and pulls her shirt up, flashing Craig, Gordie, George and even Misty. Misty and Craig roll their eyes as Gordie and George drop their jaws in amazement. Meanwhile, as they’re distracted, the camera shot switches to James Jackson’s locker room, where he causes the wheel to finally spin from the comfort of his laptop. The shot inside Jackson’s locker room looks like a hidden camera. Camera shot switches to show Enigmah looking over at the wheel and pointing at it, telling Craig, Gordie, George and Misty to look. They have their eye on it to see where it lands, and thanks to shenanigans from James Jackson, it lands on “Steel Cage Match.”[/color]

MARK BISHOP
That’s not right! They don’t even know what James Jackson was doing!

JASON MARTEL
I’m sure he was just troubleshooting it when he got wind that the wheel wouldn’t spin.

MARK BISHOP
Oh please!

CRAIG MUELLER
Well there you have it. Matt Margera takes on Vin Sin inside a 15 foot high steel cage later tonight.

MARK BISHOP
What a joke!

JASON MARTEL
Hey, it’s not their fault the wheel malfunctioned.

MARK BISHOP
When we come back, we will have the Submission Match where the Alley Ratz put their Texas Tag Team Titles on the line against TNT.

SPORTS NUTZ WRESTLING, WHERE LIKE JD STORM, WE WONDER WHY SUPERMAN HAS TO LEAP OVER A TALL BUILDING IN A SINGLE BOUND WHEN HE CAN SIMPLY FLY OVER IT.[/center]

[Hollywood]

A camera off in the distance spots Myke Rhines, Marcus Ryan and Vin Sin talking things over with Doomsday, Xalar Malum and Linkin Strife. They're unaware of the camera because of how distant it is, and the camera can't pick up what they're saying.

MARK BISHOP
What could the Young Gunz and Myke Rhines be talking to Doomsday and SINner's Law about?

JASON MARTEL
Is it really any of our business?

Shot switches back to ringside. "TNT" by AC/DC comes on the PA, as Andrew Smith and Mike Rutherford come out to the applause and adulation of the audience. Slapping hands with the fans as they make their way to the ring, Smith and Rutherford seem to be focused yet wanting to indulge their fans.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen the following match is a tag team Submission match, and it is for the SNW Texas Tag Team Championship! The winning team must submit one member of the opposing team, that is the only way to win. Making their way to the ring first, the challengers. Weighing in at a combined weight of 550 lbs., Andrew Smith and Mike Rutherford, TNT!

TNT gets on the apron, and separates as they both take a turnbuckle and pose to the flashbulbs of the cameras in the crowd. They climb down, and congregate in their corner appearing to work on last minute strategy for the match.

MARK BISHOP
TNT is really looking to win here, as the last two times they've fought for the Tag titles they have been unsuccessful. Granted, they lost the first match and the titles in a handicap match. The second match was last week on Guy's Night Out,when the match was declared a no contest due to a double pin. So, here we are in the third and hopefully decisive match.

JASON MARTEL
I don't know why SNW management even booked this match, we've seen it twice already. TNT must have given some greenbacks in high places to get this far, when any other team would have been long gone.

MARK BISHOP
I can see why Followill complains about you all the time. TNT did nor the Alley Ratz got a decisive fall in their last match, so it only makes sense to give each team a chance to truly prove their superiority over the other. Not only that, the Ratz won their titles in a Handicap match, so how is that fair?

JASON MARTEL
Life's not fair Mark, as we should all know by now. I have to work with you, so life's also not pleasant as well.

"Chicken Huntin" by Insane Clown Posse comes on the PA, and the fans go up again as Twitch and Eddy come out from the back with the SNW Tag Team title belts gleaming and shining around their waste. Again, a cloud of smoke follows them out to the ring yet no one sees any device related to their entrance to produce it. They pat the belts as they interact with the fans on their way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Making to their ring, the champions. Weighing in at a combined weight of 390 lbs., they are the reigning and defending SNW Texas Tag Team Champions. Twitch and Eddy, the Alley Ratz!

The Ratz get on the apron and climb into the ring. They climb the turnbuckles, and remove their belts from around their waists and hold them up for the crowd to see. They climbed down, and hand the belts to the referee, who holds them up and hands them to the timekeeper.

MARK BISHOP
Odds makers can't be feeling too good about the Alley Ratz's chances of retaining right now, as their are walking into a match that TNT is much more better suited for, a Submission match. To my knowledge, I've never seen Twitch or Eddy even attempt a submission move.

JASON MARTEL
They are the current champions Bishop,they are always given to the edge because the titles are theirs to lose. TNT has to win the titles, otherwise Twitch and Eddy will still walk out of here the champions.

MARK BISHOP
A very Dave Campo statement from you Jason, are you going to tell us next that wrestling matches are held between two people in a wrestling ring with a referee?

JASON MARTEL
No, but I might tell you to shut your smart-ass mouth before I shut it for you Bishop.

TNT vs. the Alley Ratz(c): SNW Texas Tag Team Championship Submission Match

Mike Rutherford and Twitch are starting out in the ring, the referee calls for the bell and we are underway. Rutherford and Twitch circle each other, before locking up. Rutherford gets Twitch in a side headlock, and it shot off into the ropes. Twitch attempts a shoulder block but Rutherford's weight advantage comes into play and Twitch is sent to the mat. Rutherford quickly takes the mount on Twitch and starts punching Twitch in the offensive position. Rutherford then goes for an armbar, however Twitch wriggles out of it and gets back to standing. Twitch runs at Rutherford, but Rutherford side-steps him and grabs him around the waist and hits a release German suplex. Rutherford drags Twitch over to the TNT corner, and tags in Andrew Smith. Smith climbs the turnbuckle, and hits a quick leg drop that compresses Twitch's chest and sends the air out of him.

MARK BISHOP
TNT working over Twitch early, but not going for a pin because it will do them no good. Their plan is obvious, isolate and wear down so a tap out becomes a guarantee.

JASON MARTEL
It's not about how you start, it's about how you finish. I'm sure you hear about that from your wife all the time, or maybe lack of a finish in your case eh buddy?

Smith has brought Twitch up to standing, and he hits a quick power slam. Smith begins stomping Twitch's legs and lower back, putting the boots to him quickly. Twitch crawls to the corner, and Smith continues to pummel him in the corner with stomps. Eddy comes into the ring from the apron, intent on breaking up the assault. The referee stops him, and begins arguing with Eddy. However, behind the ref's back, Twitch lands a quick low blow kick to Andrew Smith, and a quick punch to Rutherford's groin sending him off of the apron. Smith has gone to his knees, while Twitch balances himself on the turnbuckles so he can get back to his feet. Twitch bounces off the ropes and hits a Shining Wizard on Smith, sending Smith to the mat. Twitch locks in a Camel Clutch, yanking Smith's neck back while locking up his arms. The referee asks Smith if he wants to quit, however Smith is close enough to the ropes that his left hand grabs the bottom rope, forcing Twitch to break the hold. Twitch throws down Andrew's head, and goes to his corner and tags in the fresh man Eddy to take his place in the ring.

MARK BISHOP
I'll be damned, an actual submission hold from Twitch. I thought I had a better chance of seeing Marian Hossa win a Stanley Cup than seeing that.

JASON MARTEL
Wow, a hockey metaphor. Goes to show Bishop, you don't think very highly of the Alley Ratz and their wrestling skills. What kind of broadcaster are you anyway?

MARK BISHOP
A damn fine one sir, and it is more than a bit ironic that your word choice about the Ratz is highly. Trying to be sly are we?

JASON MARTEL
If you paid attention to the match as much as you paid attention to my word choice maybe you wouldn't suck at your job. How does Koko even put up with you every other Saturday?

Back in the ring, Eddy has shifted the momentum to the side of the Alley Ratz. Smith is back into the corner, and Eddy is on the turnbuckles teeing off on Smith's head. Rutherford has climbed back on the apron, but is still feeling the effects of Twitch's low blow delivered before he tagged out. Eddy climbs down, and lands a couple of precision kicks to the body of Smith before landing a spinning heel kick to Smith's head sending him to the mat. Quickly, Eddy went for a Boston crab, locking it in as he flipped Smith on his stomach while wrenching his legs back. Smith screams in agony, and tries to reach the ropes, but Eddy walks out away from TNT's corner into the middle of the ring. Smith is asked if he wants to give up, but he shakes it off. Rutherford finally has enough awareness to get in the ring, and he runs and kicks Eddy in the back, forcing him to break the hold and free Smith. This time the referee and Rutherford are jaw jacking, but Twitch gets on the top rope in his corner while Eddy holds Smith still. Twitch lands a splash from the top on Smith, weakening the already stretched out torso of Smith. Eddy claps his hands and climbs on the apron, and Twitch begins working over Smith again with punches to the head.

MARK BISHOP
The Ratz are using any means they can here, hook or crook, to stay on top of Andrew Smith. This is looking like 4 Up all over again, and Smith really needs to get to his corner if he wants the outcome to differ.

JASON MARTEL
Maybe now you'll see that the Ratz are not a pair of paper tigers. They are true champions, and are showing their skills here and now.

The blind non-tag has benefited the Ratz, as Twitch bounces off the ropes and hits a quick leg drop to keep the pressure on Smith. Twitch then picks up Smith, and puts his head and arms on the 2nd rope. Twitch bounces off the ropes, and comes in to try and guillotine Smith's head, however Smith ducks down at the last moment, and Twitch crotches himself on the ropes where Smith's head used to be. The fans are behind TNT here, clapping and chanting with Rutherford is pounding the turnbuckle trying to will Smith over to the corner to tag him in. Smith crawls over to his corner, and is able to make the hot tag and bring in Mike Rutherford. He comes out like a house of fire, first going after Eddy on the apron and clotheslining him off onto the floor. Twitch is on his feet, but Rutherford hits a running clothesline on him as well. Twitch gets back up, and this time receives a flying shoulder block from Rutherford. Rutherford gets on Twitch and starts pounding him with hammerfists, causing Twitch to begin bleeding from a cut above the eye.

MARK BISHOP
Mike Rutherford has entered this match with a unmitigated fury, and has rained down so hard on Twitch that he has begun to bleed from above his eye.

JASON MARTEL
Well Bishop his eyes are used to being red, so he won't have a problem fighting through this little nuisance. Personally, I don't think this match should continue and the Ratz should retain their titles.

MARK BISHOP
It's a good thing that you have no control over the matches, just butcher their commentary isn't it then Martel?

JASON MARTEL
Well, if anyone would know about butchering commentary it'd be you Bishop, so I bow to the master.

TNT fully has the momentum back on their side, as Rutherford gets off of Twitch, and hits a kick to his lower abdomen. Twitch grabs his nether regions as Rutherford tags in Smith, who has recovered on the side and wants revenge. Before leaving the ring, Rutherford runs and hits a drop kick on Eddy, who also had just stood back up on the ring apron. He heads back to the TNT corner, as Smith gouges the eyes of Twitch, bounces off the ropes, and hits a running knee to the gut on Twitch. Twitch falls to his knees, and Smith bounces off the rope again and hit a running knee to Twitch's head, sending him face down to the mat. The crowd cheers and claps, as Smith looks at Twitch, grabs his left arm, and locks in the Everyday Pain on an incapacitated Twitch. Smith walks forward towards Rutherford, who is cheering and screaming, while leaning even further back on Twitch's back. The referee is asking Twitch if he wants to quit, and he shakes off the referee even though his hand looks in the right position to tap. Twitch is now bleeding even more heavily from above his eye, giving him a Steve Austin-like half crimson mask. He tries to crawl his way to the ropes however Smith just leans back even further, not allowing Twitch to go anywhere but down into the mat. Just as Twitch is about to tap, Eddy runs in and hits a running bulldog on Smith, breaking the hold and sending Smith's head to the mat. Eddy then picks up Smith and throws him arms flailing out of the ring on the TNT side. However, Rutherford reached his hand down and was able to make a tag that Eddy nor Twitch saw but the referee did. Eddy bounces off the ropes, and goes for a plancha but Rutherford catches him and hits a back drop that sends Eddy onto Smith's shoulders and into a power bomb on the floor. The crowd is going nuts, and they are chanting

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!

MARK BISHOP
Wow, what a turn of events for the Ratz. They had control, but with a couple moves TNT has controlled this match again. Eddy looks knocked out on the floor, and for right now this match is now the opposite of 4 Up. Twitch is all alone, with TNT at full strength.

JASON MARTEL
Oh ye of little faith, this is only a momentary bump in the road as the Ratz just want to give TNT a bit of comfort before they crush their dreams and title hopes.

Twitch is on his feet, and looking at Eddy on the floor and cursing at Smith, telling him to get back in the ring. What he doesn't realize is that Rutherford is the legal man, and that he is standing right behind Twitch. Smith points behind Twitch, and he turns around to a superkick right to the chin from Rutherford. Staggered but not fallen, Twitch stumbles, but Rutherford wraps his arms around Twitch's head, and jumps to slam down Twitch to the mat, and in the process lock in the Blackout. Smith is clapping on the outside, keeping Eddy at bay while Twitch struggles against the anaconda vice that Rutherford has synced in. The blood is flowing from the cut above Twitch's eye like a river, and with no other way of getting out of the hold and no Eddy to come and bail him out this time, Twitch is forced to tap out on the mat. The referee rings the bell, and the crowd cheers as the ref gets the belts and puts them in the hands of the new tag team champions. Smith and Rutherford hug each other in the ring, and pose on the turnbuckles with their newly won title belts.

MONICA DELUCA
Here are you winners, and the NEW SNW Texas Tag Team Champions. Andrew Smith and Mike Rutherford, TNT!

MARK BISHOP
TNT wins back the belts they lost at 4 Up in the handicap match, with Mike Rutherford and Andrew Smith turning the tables and essentially turning the end of the match into a handicap match. The revenge and symbolism paid off, as Rutherford was able to lock in the Blackout on Twitch and earn the submission victory and the tag titles.

JASON MARTEL
That should not have been a legal tag, Smith should have been the legal man not Rutherford. That referee is blind!

MARK BISHOP
You're the blind one, Rutherford clearly made the tag when Eddy tried to get HIS own unfair advantage and throw Andrew Smith out of the ring. The tag was legal, and that submission sure as sugar was.

JASON MARTEL
This is just outrageous, TNT has stolen these belts from the Alley Ratz here tonight!

MARK BISHOP
An eye for an eye, my friend. The Ratz did the same thing to TNT at 4 Up, and they just returned the favor tonight. Despite my partner's protests, TNT is the new tag team champions of SNW.

"REAL WRESTLERS, REAL MUISC-THE ANTHEMS OF SNW" AVAILABLE NOW AT SNW.COM AND WHEREVER CD'S ARE SOLD ABSOLUTELY FREE!

[Hollywood]

MARK BISHOP
Welcome back to No Holds Barred, and right now, we're going to take you to pre-recorded comments from Y Kores concerning the Young Gunz.

On the screen we see Y Kores. “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu is in the middle of the group, “The Assassin” Rory Kotch to her left, and “The Other Girl” Petrina Rotchester to her right. Xander Nova is sitting in the background, behind his wife. They're at the Bif Naked concert inside an intimate venue, wearing their usual street clothes.

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ADRIANA SAMU
Greetings, SNW, from the Bif Naked concert! Why are we here? Well, of course we're going to support the lady who sings mine and Petey's theme songs, but I digress.

Rory takes over, looking less than impressed.

RORY KOTCH
However, ve still have somethink to say. Ve didn’t vant you all to forget about us or the abhorrent vay ve lost to Emo Kid, Omerta and Rick Roll recently

Petrina scoffs.[/color]

PETRINA
No doubt. An’ furthermore, we don’ want the Gunz to forget about us, neither.

ADRIANA
Let us start with the six person tag. I always wondered what Bret Hart felt like after that fateful night in Montreal all those years ago, and now I have had a taste of that. SNW, you need to run your refs through a refresher course on how to ref a match, because the one that worked this weekend failed. Emo Kid was NOT the legal man, and I was NOT legally pinned. Therefore, Y Kores did NOT lose that match. I was screwed, plain and simple, by a ref who didn’t know how to do his job.

RORY KOTCH
Furthermore, notice that it vas Emo Kid that “cost” us the match? The same Emo Kid that cost me my shot at the Bad Blood Championship? Emo Kid, I vould vatch myself if I vere you, lest you become a pain in the side of Y Kores.

PETRINA
But, bein’ the mature adults we are…

Petrina takes a swig of something in a paper bag as Adriana rolls her eyes and Rory shakes her head.[/color]

PETRINA
…we’re gonna move on and not dwell on the petty. Wins and losses are important, don’t get us wrong, but there are more important things on our minds. Mainly the Gunz and why Alex and Chris, two guys I thought were me mates, are bein’ such jerks t’us. Oh, an’ how Alex put on so much weight. That can’t be good fer a guy. M’thinks he’s been hangin’ out wi’Joe too much…

ADRIANA
Vin, Marcus and Myke, I hope you didn’t forget about us in your quest to wipe Matt Margera off the face of the Earth. Welcome back, Matt, by the way. Gunz, we are still here. We might be hanging out and taking in the fun at the Calgary Stampede, but we’re watching you. Closely. We’ll be back before you know it – all rested up with a plan in mind. And we’re coming for you. Have your fun with Margera. Don’t forget about us three puny little girls.

Shot goes back to ringside as "The Hand That Feeds" by Nine Inch Nails comes on, and a mixed reaction of mainly boos but some cheers as Enigmah makes her way to the ring. Slapping hands with the few fans that cheered her, she walks down to the ring in a manner that makes more guys than girls start cheering.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen the following is a Three Way Dance, and it is for the SNW Bad Blood Championship. Making her way to the ring first, from Lancashire, England. Weighing in at 140 lbs., Enigmah!

Enigmah climbs into the ring seductively, and gets on the turnbuckle to pose in front of the fans. Taunting the fans with a wink and a blown kiss, she climbs down off the turnbuckles and gets ready for the match.

MARK BISHOP
Everyone put on your fancy steppin' shoes, because it's time for the Three Way Dance to decide who walks away with the Bad Blood Title. The title was vacated this past week on Guy's Night Out, when the female in the ring Enigmah and her associate James Jackson tried to screw over the fans and SNW Management with an "open challenge." Matt Margera saw through it however, and stripped the title from Jackson.

JASON MARTEL
Well, without making stripping jokes involving Enigmah, James just wanted fair competition. Did Margera really need to strip the title from Jackson? I mean come on now.

MARK BISHOP
He had to do it Martel, it was the only fair thing to do. Now maybe we can see a champion fairly decided between people with integrity...and Enigmah.

JASON MARTEL
Just because she tried to win a title under a new costume and you say she lacks integrity? Nice to see you are showing trust for your fellow man...err woman I should say.

"Balls to the Wall" by Accept hits, and the mixed reactions continue as Johnny Moxie comes out from the back. Acting cocky as usual, he acts braggadocios as he makes his way to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
Making his way to the ring, from Manhattan, New York. Weighing in at 215 lbs., Johnny Moxie!

Moxie jumps on the apron, and holds onto the top rope as he swings out and poses. He climbs into the ring, and mounts the turnbuckle to show off a bit before the match starts.

MARK BISHOP
One guy who may be a tad showboaty but can definitely get the job done is in the ring now in Johnny Moxie. The former Von Erich Memorial champion was in the final 4 at 4 Up, and is now getting another shot at the title he came close to winning.

JASON MARTEL
Moxie has a very good chance to win this, even if he does have a flair for the charismatic. He's a tough New Yorker, not one to be trifled with light-handed or light-heartily.

MARK BISHOP
Without a doubt, he's got a chance to turn the BB acronym to mean Broadway Boulevard with a win tonight.

JASON MARTEL
Oh God, someone please give this guy a sheet of jokes, or a .44 to the mouth.

"Come Together" by Michael Jackson comes over the PA, and the crowd cheers as the third competitor, Chris Angel, emerges from the back. Smacking hands with fans along the ringside area, he also keeps his eyes open for any attractive females.

MONICA DELUCA
Making his way to the ring, from Los Angeles, California by way of Dallas, Texas. Weighing in at 280 lbs., "The Dream" Chris Angel!

Angel gets on the apron, looks out over the crowd, and climbs in the ring. Going to the furthest turnbuckle, he ascends it and beats his chest in the manner to show the fans his respect and gratitude.

MARK BISHOP
The third member of this trifecta tonight, and no I don't mean he's dead, is looking to avenge his loss from 4 Up just as Johnny Moxie is. Chris Angel joined Moxie in the Cage of Death, but both fell short. Now, he has gotten a second chance against the woman who vacated the title and the man who is looking to pick up his 2nd major title in SNW.

JASON MARTEL
Good luck to him. Being the biggest man, it's obvious that Moxie and Enigmah will team up to eliminate him so they can just duke it out on their own. No need to leave the big man in the ring to devastate the scene.

MARK BISHOP
That's actually not a bad thought, finally some decent intelligence from you. I'm impressed...kinda.

JASON MARTEL
You should be, you seem to have the intelligence of the bird that your colleague believes to still be alive. I hate to say it, but I actually miss Followill...

Enigmah vs. Johnny Moxie vs. Chris Angel: SNW Bad Blood Championship

The match begins with the referee holding up the Bad Blood belt to the three competitors and the crowd, and the bell rings. Angel and Moxie stared each other down, however Enigmah walked in between them and flaunted her body at both of them. She then kissed her hand, and proceeded to slap her ass with it to indicate where they could locate their puckered lips. Angel and Moxie looked at each other, and apparently they read their minds as to what to do. Moxie hits a standing dropkick on Enigmah, which sent her reeling around into the waiting arms of Angel, who picked her up and hit her with the Fallen. The referee made the three count as Enigmah laid motionless on the mat in a power bomb pin.

MONICA DELUCA
Enigmah has been eliminated, the match continues!

MARK BISHOP
Wow, I'm sorry to say Jason but your intelligent thought failed you here. The exact opposite happened, as Enigmah was quickly eliminated by Angel and Moxie.

JASON MARTEL
What a stupid move, either one of them could have taken the other out and then left Enigmah as easy prey. But how could they take out poor, sweet, hot Enigmah? Those cruel bastards.

MARK BISHOP
How does Followill keep you in your own commentary lane? You keep swerving all over the place, can't you just stay on one thread and keep with it?

JASON MARTEL
Uptight square...

After Enigmah is carried out by two staffers, the match gets back underway with Moxie and Angel the only two left to compete. They locked up, and Angel hit a quick clinch uppercut to send Moxie down. Moxie quickly got to his feet again, and bounced off the ropes but Angel hit a clothesline to send him back down to the mat. Moxie again bounced back quickly, and bowed up to Angel. The two trash-talked for a minute, and Moxie began to run against the ropes but he turned back around and hit a dropkick on Angel. Angel wobbled, and Moxie this time bounced off the ropes and hit a hurricanrana, sending Angel to his knees. Moxie followed up with a Shining Wizard, and that sent Angel to the mat. Moxie went quickly for an armbar, however Angel quickly rolls to his back and gets out of the hold. Moxie, not to be deterred, bounced off the ropes and hit a quick leg drop and went for a pin. ONE...T short one count as Angel was able to power out of the pin.

MARK BISHOP
Moxie is controlling the pace early, trying to keep Angel off his feet and letting his speed control the match.

JASON MARTEL
Not a bad idea at all, Angel is considerably bigger than Moxie. He needs to stay away from high impact...whoops spoke too soon.

Just as Martel says that, Moxie gets spun inside out by a big boot from Angel. Angel stands Moxie back up, and bounces off the ropes and lands a clothesline on Moxie. Angel begins to stomp Moxie's midsection and legs, forcing him into the corner where he uses the turnbuckles to get up and regain his stance. Angel measures him, and charges in for another big boot but Moxie dodges, hanging Angel's leg on the turnbuckle. Moxie takes this time, to bounce off the ropes and hit a dropkick on Angel that sends him over the top rope and onto the floor. Seeing an opportunity to take the advantage, Moxie gets on the apron, looks back to judge the distance, bounces off the 2nd rope, and hits a springboard moonsault on Angel sending both to the floor. Moxie is in a pinning position but he is outside the ring and unable to win the match. Frustrated, he gets off Angel who is considerably wounded from that attack. Climbing back into the ring, the referee goes to make the ten count for unable to climb back in the ring, but Moxie tells him to stop. Moxie climbs the turnbuckles, and looks down at the prone Angel. Moxie takes a deep breath, and goes for his In-Mox-Ication leg drop on the outside but Angel moves sending him crashing and burning on the concrete ramp leading to the ring.

MARK BISHOP
Moxie had the upper hand, but went to the well one too many times. He went for that corkscrew leg drop, and this time Angel was able to move and get out of the way. Moxie is down on the floor, and Angel is trying to get the pair back in the ring.


JASON MARTEL
Why's he putting him in the ring? If he gets the count out he wins the match!

MARK BISHOP
But he doesn't get the title, and this is No Holds Barred. Angel wants to make sure he walks out with that title around his waist.

JASON MARTEL
Prideful idiot...

Moxie and Angel are back in the ring now, with Angel having the upper hand due to Moxie's hard fall on the outside. Angel picks up Moxie, and hits a big side-walk slam on him. He quickly follows up with a snap suplex, working the back of Moxie. Angel grabs the arms of the downed Moxie, and puts his knee into his back in a submission hold. With no way to tap, the referee asks Moxie if he wants to quit but Moxie says no. Angel continues to ram his knee into the back of Moxie, before Moxie jerks his head back and hits an improvised head butt on Angel to force him to break the hold. With Angel somewhat dazed, Moxie tried to go for a kick from his back, but Angel catches his leg and brings him back to his feet and hits a back breaker across his knee. Instead of letting go, he stretches Moxie across his knee, causing even more pain to the torso of Moxie. Moxie refuses to give up, even though he's in excruciating pain. Moxie is able to deliver a head kick to Angel, and break this hold. Angel went over to Moxie laying on the mat, but Moxie kicked him in the gut. Moxie gets to his knees, and Angel tries to come after him again but Moxie hits a punch of the stomach. Moxie gets to his feet, and hits Angel with a Flatliner that takes both competitors to the mat.

MARK BISHOP
Both Moxie and Angel are fighting hard to win this belt, they keep taking each other out. They are refusing to give up, and are taking it to the limit.

JASON MARTEL
Chris Angel can't seem to put Moxie away, I don't know what he's waiting on but he needs to get this over with if he wants to win.

MARK BISHOP
How do you know Moxie can't put Angel away?

JASON MARTEL
Because Moxie has been better, haven't you been watching?

Both competitors staggered to their feet, trying to reclaim their senses. Moxie and Angel trade punches, trying to get an advantage over the other. Angel eventually landed an uppercut, but Moxie hits a kick to the stomach and bounces off the ropes opposite of Angel and hit a bulldog. Moxie exits the ring, and hits a somersault splash on Angel from the apron. Moxie went for the pin, ONE...TWO...TH... and Angel kicks out at the very last moment. Frustrated, Moxie picks up Angel and drags him over to the turnbuckle. Moxie stands Angel up, a good distance away from the turnbuckle. He then climbs up onto the second turnbuckle, and prepares to hit the New York State of Mind. Moxie jumps, but instead of grabbing Angel's head and neck, Angel grabs Moxie by the throat. Struggling, Moxie can't get out of the choke. Angel shoves Moxie between his legs, and looks over the crowd as the fans are cheering for what they know is about to happen. Angel brings Moxie up on his shoulders, and slams him thunderously down on the mat with The Fallen. Angel hooks the leg of Moxie, and the referee counts along with the crowd ONE...TWO...THREE! The referee calls for the bell, and hands Chris Angel his newly one SNW Bad Blood Championship.

MONICA DELUCA
Here is your winner, and the NEW SNW Bad Blood Champion, "The Dream" Chris Angel!

MARK BISHOP
Moxie looked like he was ready to end the match by hitting that second rope DDT, but Angel reversed it into that devastating sitout power bomb for the win.

JASON MARTEL
Moxie was such an idiot, why didn't he eliminate Angel first? He could have beaten Enigmah... I'm sure Angel cheated somehow. I'll make sure to thoroughly review the match and send it in to SNW management.

MARK BISHOP
When did my broadcast partner turn into Mark Cuban?

JASON MARTEL
I wish my broadcast partner would turn into someone with talent.

LE PEEP GRILL OF BEDFORD, TX, HOME OF BEDFORD'S BEST BURGER![/center]

[Hollywood]

James Jackson, dressed up in his in-ring attire, is walking down the hall until he stops out of the blue.

JAMES JACKSON
Eh, do you mind?

Camera pans over to show Matt Margera, standing in James Jackson's way with his arms folded over his chest.

MATT MARGERA
I don't mind fighting Vin Sin inside a steel cage, but I do mind that little stunt you and Enigmah pulled. I've talked it over with Gordon Heath, and while he hates to do it, he realizes that we have to do what's best for Sports Nutz Wrestling. And you and Enigmah sabotaging the show is not what's best for Sports Nutz Wrestling. So Enigmah has been suspended for an indefinite amount of time, and you will be forfeiting your spot in the scramble match. Not only that, but I'm ordering you leave the premises immediately, or Dallas' finest will help you leave.

James throws his arms up in the air and storms back to his locker room as the camera shot switches to ringside. "Tell Everybody That You Know" hits over the PA. Criss Cassidy, clad in a dark red trench coat with the hood of the coat covering his face, appears from behind the curtain as the fans boo him.

MONICA DELUCA
The following is a Von Erich Memorial Championship #1 Contender's Match. Introducing first, from Brooklyn, New York and weighing 215 lbs, "The Second Coming" Criss Cassidy!

MARK BISHOP
Well what was originally scheduled to be a six person scramble has now become a four person elimination match.

JASON MARTEL
First Cyanide disappears, and now James Jackson gets screwed by Matt Margera!

MARK BISHOP
How was James screwed?

JASON MARTEL
Matt Margera had no right to kick him out of the match! And I wouldn't be surprised if Matt threatened Gordon Heath with bodily harm had he not agreed with Matt to take those actions out on "The Modern Day Hero."

MARK BISHOP
Are you not watching the same show as I am? James Jackson and Enigmah sabotaged the "Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal" and should have to answer for their actions.

Cassidy slides into the ring and tosses his coat to the side for one of the ring attendants to pick up as his music dies down. "Run To You" hits, and the crowd comes to their feet as Katrina appears from behind the curtain and poses for the cheering crowd in front of the entrance.

MONICA DELUCA
From Lenoir, North Carolina and weighing 110 lbs, Katrina!

Katrina slaps hands with some of the ringside fans then spots a young man sitting at ringside. She approaches him and kisses him on the cheek.

MARK BISHOP
What a lucky guy.

JASON MARTEL
He better wash his face off. No telling what diseases Katrina is carrying with her.

MARK BISHOP
Now that was uncalled for!

Katrina slides into the ring and poses on the middle turnbuckle of each corner, then backflips off the fourth corner as her music dies down. The lights inside the Moody Coliseum go off as a beating pulse is heard over the PA, and the crowd comes alive. Seether's version of "Careless Whisper" hits, and a spotlight shines on Emo Kid and Hannah as they make their way to the ring, both with serious expressions on their face.

MONICA DELUCA
From Bakersfield, California and weighing 185 lbs, accompanied to the ring by Hannah, here is Emo Kid!

JASON MARTEL
Why does this punk keep getting opportunities every time he blows the opportunity of a lifetime? Last week, he lost the Fatal 4 Way to determine the #1 contender to the Texas Championship, so his punishment is a match where he can earn a shot at the Von Erich Memorial Title?

MARK BISHOP
Emo Kid is consistently one of the top performers in SNW and improves with each and every match. That's why he's in this match, Jason.

Emo Kid enters the ring as the lights come back on and his music dies down. "Ratfinks, Suicide Tanks, and Cannibal Girls" hits, and the crowd continues to cheer their heads off as Jack Clinton makes his way down to the ring as white lights flash throughout the Moody Coliseum.

MONICA DELUCA
And from Beverly Hills, California, weighing 355 lbs, Jack Clinton!

MARK BISHOP
Once again, Katrina and Jack Clinton find themselves in opposition of each other.

JASON MARTEL
But this time they can work together until they eliminate the other two.

Four Way Elimination Match
Emo Kid vs Criss Cassidy vs Jack Clinton vs Katrina

Clinton slides into the ring, and Cassidy ambushes him by stomping on his back. But before he can do anymore damage, Katrina grabs him by the waist and brings him down with a German Suplex. ONE... TWO... Cassidy kicks out. Emo Kid goes to pick up Clinton, but Clinton takes him down with a vicious clothesline. Clinton and Katrina look to each other and nod. Clinton irish whips Emo, and Katrina irish whips Cassidy. The result sees Emo taking Cassidy down with a flying headscissors, sending Cassidy to the outside. Cassidy picks himself up, but Emo takes him back down with a flying plancha as Hannah gets out of the way. Emo and Cassidy struggle to get up as Clinton picks Katrina up in a military press and hurls her over to the outside, clearing the top rope and crashing onto Cassidy and Emo. Clinton then proceeds to climb to the top turnbuckle as the crowd is buzzing. Emo, Cassidy and Katrina are back to their feet, and Katrina gets out of the way as Clinton comes flying off the top turnbuckle and brings Cassidy and Emo down with a flying clothesline reminiscent of Kane to a loud pop from the crowd.

MARK BISHOP
Jack Clinton and Katrina working like a well oiled machine in this match to determine the #1 contender to the Von Erich Memorial Title, but will they be able to sustain their momentum?

CHORK. A LITTLE BIT PORK, A LITTLE BIT CHICKEN. CHORK!

[Hollywood]

MARK BISHOP
We're back on No Holds Barred, and this match has yet to be contained all throughout the break!

JASON MARTEL
We've got Criss Cassidy and Jack Clinton fighting out in the audience while Katrina and Emo Kid put on a wrestling clinic inside the ring.

A nearby fan gives Clinton a cup of beer, and Clinton forces it down Cassidy's throat as he tries to spit it out. That's the straw that breaks the camel's back for Cassidy as he kicks Clinton as hard as he can in the nether region, then tosses him down the steps. Inside the ring, Katrina locks Emo in the Figure 4 Leg Lock, but Emo quickly makes it to the ropes, forcing Katrina to break the hold. Katrina picks Emo up, but he grabs her in a bearhug, quickly turns himself around and takes Katrina down with a side belly to belly suplex. Emo with a cover. ONE... TWO... Katrina kicks out. Outside the ring, Cassidy goes to clothesline Clinton over the barricade, but Clinton ducks down and overhead back body drops Cassidy up into the air and over the barricade, causing Cassidy to land hard on the floor. Clinton goes to pick Cassidy up, but Cassidy counters with a jawbreaker that staggers Clinton, causing him to turn around. Cassidy takes advantage of the opening and brings Clinton down onto the floor with an inverted DDT. Inside the ring, Emo whips Katrina into the ropes and goes for a huracanrana, but Katrina counters with a sitout powerbomb. ONE... TWO... Emo kicks out. Cassidy is up on the apron and climbs to the top turnbuckle as Katrina picks herself up. Cassidy comes flying off the top turnbuckle with a Corkscrew Body Press, landing it on Katrina, taking her down. ONE... TWO... Emo breaks up the count with a dropkick to the side of the head. Emo helps Katrina up and talks her into working together to take Cassidy out.

MARK BISHOP
Now Emo Kid and Katrina of all people are working together.

JASON MARTEL
This alliance will last about as long as Marcin Gortat's tenure as a Dallas Maverick.

Emo and Katrina pick Cassidy up and whip him into the ropes. They go for a double clothesline as Cassidy rebounds off the ropes, but he ducks under and stops. Katrina turns around and Cassidy nails her in the face with a Pele Kick. Emo goes after Cassidy, but he gets nailed with a roundhouse kick for his efforts. Clinton has made it up onto the ring apron, but Cassidy nails him with a dropkick, sending the big man down to the floor. Cassidy stretches out his arms and looks up to the ceiling as if he were looking up to the heavens while the crowd boos him out of the building. Katrina is picking herself back up, but Cassidy grabs her and brings her back down with Russian Leg Sweep. Emo gets back up as Cassidy turns around. Emo catches Cassidy with a hard slap to the chest, but Cassidy answers back with a slap to the chest of his own. They exchange slaps to the chest until Cassidy turns Emo inside out with a clothesline. Cassidy goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Emo kicks out. Cassidy picks Emo up and whips him into the ropes. Cassidy ducks down for an overhead back body drop, but Emo leap frogs over him. Cassidy turns around as Emo rebounds off the ropes, then nails Cassidy with a spinning heel kick. Clinton is back into the ring now, and he charges at Emo, attempting a big boot. But Emo ducks under the big boot. Clinton turns around, and Emo catches him with a dropsault that staggers the big man. Emo then nails Clinton with a front dropkick that brings Clinton down to one knee, prompting Emo to go to the ring apron. Emo grabs a hold of the top rope, using it as a launching pad for him to springboard off of it. Clinton sees him in time and ducks down, but Emo has enough air to catch Cassidy instead with the springboard huracanrana.

MARK BISHOP
The Damaged Ego! ONE... TWO... THR-NO!

JASON MARTEL
Criss Cassidy refuses to give up!

MARK BISHOP
But just like that, Jack Clinton brings him down with the Three Story Hell Ride! ONE... TWO... THREE!

MONICA DELUCA
Criss Cassidy has been eliminated!

JASON MARTEL
That's not fair! Criss Cassidy was outnumbered!

Emo picks Cassidy up and throws him to the outside. Emo turns around, only to get nailed with a straight punch courtesy of Jack Clinton. Clinton goes for the pin. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Emo gets the shoulder up. Katrina is back up and she works with Clinton to try to eliminate Emo Kid. They whip him into the corner, but he catches his momentum and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle, springboards off of it and turns himself around, knocking Clinton down with a missile dropkick to the face. Katrina goes for a clothesline, but Emo ducks under it and catches her with a High Angle Sidewalk Slam. Emo goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... Katrina kicks out. Emo goes to pick Katrina up, but Clinton is back up and hits Emo across the back with a double axe handle, then picks him up for a vertical suplex. But Clinton holds Emo up in the air for over a half minute, then slams him down with the delayed vertical suplex. Clinton goes for a cover. ONE... TWO... Emo gets the shoulder up. Clinton picks Emo up and gives the fans the cutthroat signal. Clinton grabs Emo by the throat and lifts him up in the air, but Emo counters with a Single Arm DDT. Emo doesn't see Katrina get up behind him, and she catches him with a Bulldog from out of nowhere. Katrina goes to pick Emo up, but he rakes her in the eyes. Emo proceeds to whip her into the corner, but she catches her momentum and jumps up onto the top turnbuckle and just as quickly flies off the top turnbuckle, nailing Emo with the Whisper in the Wind. Katrina goes for a pin. ONE... TWO... Emo kicks out. Katrina goes to pick Emo up, but he rolls her into a small package. ONE... TWO... Clinton is back up and breaks it up just in time. Clinton picks Emo up and whips him hard into the corner as he falls down in a seated position. Clinton follows in and punishes Emo with a mudhole stomping, then drags him by the legs out to the center of the ring, going for the pin.

MARK BISHOP
ONE... TWO... THR-NO! How did Emo Kid have the strength to get the shoulder up?!

JASON MARTEL
Well I might just be eating crow here tonight.

Clinton picks Emo up and whips him into another corner, but Emo catches his momentum and jumps onto the top turnbuckle. Just as quickly, he springboards off the turnbuckle with a backflip and hitting Clinton with an Asai DDT in one fluid motion. Emo quickly goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... THREE!

MONICA DELUCA
Jack Clinton has been eliminated!

MARK BISHOP
What an upset by Emo Kid!

JASON MARTEL
He better turn around!

Emo turns around and Katrina catches him with a spinebuster out of nowhere as Clinton rolls to the outside and refuses help to the back. Katrina goes for the cover. ONE... TWO... THR-NO! Emo gets the shoulder up. Katrina picks Emo up and goes to whip him into the corner, but Emo reverses the whip, sending Katrina into the corner. Emo charges in and goes for a shoulder block, but Katrina moves out of the way and Emo smacks his left shoulder hard into the turnbuckle post. He winces in pain as Hannah cheers him on. Like a shark that smells blood, Katrina takes Emo's left arm and ties it up behind his back, then drives his left shoulder into the turnbuckle post to cause further damage. Katrina continues to work over Emo's shoulder, then tries to lock him in the Crossface, but Emo blocks it. Katrina and Emo struggle for position, with Emo gaining control with a DDT, but hurting his shoulder even more in the process. He can't make an immediate cover as he's holding his shoulder and wincing in pain. Hannah slaps the apron with her hands as the crowd is split.

LET'S GO EMO! LET'S GO KAT! LET'S GO EMO! LET'S GO KAT! LET'S GO EMO! LET'S GO KAT!

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MARK BISHOP
Emo Kid inching his way over to make the cover. ONE... TWO... Katrina kicks out.

JASON MARTEL
Katrina may be down at the moment, but I'm afraid she has the upper hand because there's no telling how bad Emo Kid has injured that shoulder.

Emo goes to pick up Katrina, but she catches him with a Crossface from out of nowhere to a big pop. Emo tries to make it to the ropes, but Katrina pulls back on the Crossface. Emo tries to tough it out, but he has no choice but to tap out.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner and #1 contender for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship, Katrina!

JASON MARTEL
What a wuss Emo Kid is! He tapped out to a girl!

MARK BISHOP
But Katrina is no ordinary girl, Jason.

JASON MARTEL
Boy is that right. She's slept with more men than Wilt Chamberlain has women.

MARK BISHOP
She has not!

JASON MARTEL
You don't know her that well, do you?

MARK BISHOP
Enough. Let's take it to IP Freely, who's backstage with a follow up report on some events that happened earlier in the broadcast.

Shot switches to the backstage area in front of the No Holds Banner, where IP Freely is standing by.

IP FREELY
Thanks, guys. Earlier this evening, there was an exchange between the Young Gunz and SINner's Law. I attempted to ask both sides what it was all about, but they refused to comment. I did happen to catch all parties involved walking into Gordon Heath's office, so Lord only knows what was discussed behind closed doors. If we find out anything, we will you let you know right away.

Camera shot switches back to inside the Moody Coliseum, panning around to show the crowd.

JASON MARTEL
Ha! IP Freely's about as useful of an investigative reporter as April O'Neil.

MARK BISHOP
That's not even a real person.

JASON MARTEL
I know.

MARK BISHOP
Well be that as it may, we'll be back with the Von Erich Memorial Title match.[/center]

[Hollywood]

MARK BISHOP
Welcome back to No Holds Barred, live here on FOX. So far tonight, we’ve seen Soul Reaper successfully defend his SNW Texas Heavyweight Championship, but the Alley Ratz weren’t so lucky in their Texas Tag Team Title match. And coming up next, the Von Erich Memorial Title goes on the line as Sean O’Brien challenges Super Vader. Let’s take it backstage where IP Freely is standing by with Sean O’Brien and Anthony Spiccoli.

Shot switches to the backstage interview area, where IP Freely stands in front of the No Holds Barred banner with Sean O’Brien, draped in the Republic of Ireland flag, and Anthony Spiccoli.

IP FREELY
Alright, Sean O’Brien, Anthony Spiccoli, we are just moments away from the Von Erich Memorial Title match against Super Vader. Interesting to note that should you win, you’ll be defending the strap against Katrina here in the near future by virtue of her win earlier tonight.

ANTHONY SPICCOLI
They could line any idiot up against Sean O’Brien, and it wouldn’t matter as the results would be the same. Tonight, Sean O’Brien will finally bring championship gold home to Chapter Six. For over the past year, everybody has done everything in their power to try to keep Chapter Six from tasting championship gold, whether it be not honoring their #1 contendership status or buying off referees. But it stops tonight!

SEAN O’BRIEN
Super Vader, you won that Von Erich Memorial Championship on a fluke at 4 Up. But tonight, I expose you for the big, fat fraud that you are! A belt that’s supposed to be rooted in tradition should be held by someone who’s a great WRESTLER, not a BRAWLER. Tonight, I’m going to outwrestle you, Super Vader. And when you’re tongue is hanging out of your mouth because all of your energy has been sapped, that’s when I’m coming in for the kill and finishing you off with some sweet ol’ Irish Revenge.

Anthony and Sean walk off on their way to the ring.

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IP FREELY
Without a doubt, Sean O’Brien is ready for this title match. Mark and Jason, back to you.

Camera shot switches to ringside as “I’m Shipping Up To Boston” booms over the PA. The crowd boos as Anthony Spiccoli leads Sean O’Brien out to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
The following match is for the SNW Von Erich Memorial Championship. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Anthony Spiccoli is the challenger. From Boston, Massachusetts and weighing 230 lbs, “The Irish Assassin” Sean O’Brien!

MARK BISHOP
Sean O’Brien is as focused as I’ve ever seen him.

JASON MARTEL
He has to be. It’s not often you receive a title shot.

O’Brien enters the ring, stands on the far turnbuckle, spreading his arms wide with the flag across his shoulders as his music dies down. “One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer” hits, and the crowd goes nuts as Super Vader, holding the Von Erich Memorial belt over his left shoulder, saunters out to the ring.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent, from Colorado Springs, Colorado and weighing 450 lbs, the SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Super Vader!

MARK BISHOP
Super Vader, the Von Erich Memorial Champion, making his way to the ring as he and the fans at ringside greet each other with the Vader symbol.

JASON MARTEL
Cheap way to get the fans behind you. Super Vader will eventually learn that he doesn’t need the fans to succeed.

SNW Von Erich Memorial Title
Super Vader(c) vs Sean O'Brien

Super Vader enters the ring, and spreads his arms out as he does the Vader hand gesture. Sean O’Brien ambushes Super Vader with a running double axe handle to the back of the head, causing Super Vader to go down to one knee and his Von Erich Memorial belt to fall off his shoulder as the bell sounds. O’Brien clubs away at the back of Super Vader’s neck, but the clubbing blows seem to have no effect as Super Vader peppers O’Brien in the midsection with a flurry of punches. Super Vader gets back to his feet and knocks O’Brien down with a standing clothesline, followed by a big elbow drop.

MARK BISHOP
Super Vader could win the match already! ONE… TWO… O’Brien gets the shoulder up at two.

JASON MARTEL
No doubt that threw Sean O’Brien off his game plan.

Super Vader gets back up and goes for a standing leg drop, but O’Brien rolls out of the way as Super Vader lands on his backside and grimaces in pain. O’Brien immediately pounces on Super Vader, mounting on top of him and wailing away at him with MMA-style punches, then nailing him with a flurry of elbow strikes. O’Brien gets up off of Super Vader and stomps him once on the left shoulder, then again on the left side of Super Vader’s chest, and goes around until he’s stomped all of Super Vader’s body with the Garvin Stomp. O’Brien picks Super Vader up by the head and tries to get him up for a vertical suplex, but Super Vader is much to big for O’Brien. Super Vader knees O’Brien in the midsection and follows up with a Butterfly Suplex.

MARK BISHOP
Not sure what Sean O’Brien was thinking there.

JASON MARTEL
I hate to say it, but that was indeed foolish on Sean O’Brien’s part. Super Vader hasn’t been worn down enough and at this point is much too big for O’Brien to lift up.

O’Brien staggers up, but can’t turn around as Super Vader runs and nails him with a running Rocky Mountain Lariat to the back of the neck. Super Vader picks O’Brien up and brings him back down with a Fall Forward Slam, followed by a pin attempt. ONE… TWO… O’Brien gets the shoulder up. Super Vader picks O’Brien up and whips him into the ropes. Super Vader ducks down for a Samoan Drop as O’Brien rebounds off the ropes, but O’Brien is ready for Super Vader’s telegraphed move and counters with a running DDT. O’Brien goes for a pin. ONE… TWO… Super Vader kicks out. O’Brien blatantly chokes Super Vader, causing the ref to lay down the obligatory five count, but O’Brien lets go at four.

MARK BISHOP
Sean O’Brien now lifts Super Vader up, setting him up for a Hangman’s Neckbreaker… He got it!

JASON MARTEL
This could do it here.

MARK BISHOP
ONE… TWO… NO! Super Vader gets the shoulder up.

O’Brien stomps away at Super Vader as he tries to get up, then goes to run the ropes. O’Brien rebounds off the ropes, but Super Vader catches him from out of nowhere with a Batista-style Spinebuster, followed by a pin attempt. ONE… TWO… O’Brien somehow kicks out. Super Vader picks O’Brien up and whips him hard into the corner. But O’Brien doesn’t even get any time to stagger out of the way as Super Vader charges into the corner and squashes O’Brien with an Avalanche, then knocks him down with a double-thrust to the throat. Super Vader follows up by climbing to the middle turnbuckle facing the audience, and he comes crashing down on top of O’Brien’s chest with the Rocky Mountain High(Banzai Drop). ONE… TWO… Anthony Spiccoli puts O’Brien’s foot on the ropes, but all the ref sees is that O’Brien’s foot wound up on the ropes, so he has to stop the count as the audience boos Spiccoli.

MARK BISHOP
That’s not right! Super Vader should be having his hand raised in the air right now!

JASON MARTEL
Then tell him not to pin Sean O’Brien so close to the ropes.

Super Vader sees Anthony Spiccoli out of the corner of his eyes. Spiccoli tries to make a break for it, but Super Vader reaches through the ropes and grabs him, bringing him up onto the ring apron and over to the corner. Super Vader brings Spiccoli up to the top turnbuckle with him, as it appears he’s about to hit him with a superplex. But O’Brien has gotten back up and climbs to the middle turnbuckle, clubbing away at Super Vader in the back as he lets go of Anthony Spiccoli, who catches himself and climbs down onto the apron and then down to the floor. O’Brien gains control by raking Super Vader’s eyes, then brings him down hard with a jumping rope-hung neckbreaker, bringing Super Vader down backwards off the top turnbuckle and onto the canvas.

JASON MARTEL
Big mistake by Super Vader, and I’m afraid it’s going to cost him.

MARK BISHOP
ONE… TWO… THR-NO! Super Vader barely got the shoulder up in time, and Sean O’Brien is hot under the collar as he pounds the mat, and now gets into referee Mike Croft’s face.

JASON MARTEL
He better watch it. If he strikes Croft, he’ll get a hefty fine and face possible suspension.

O’Brien picks Super Vader up and musters all of the strength that he has to bring him down hard with a back suplex. O’Brien goes for another pin attempt. ONE… TWO… Super Vader gets the shoulder up. O’Brien goes to pick Super Vader up, but Super Vader catches O’Brien out of nowhere with a side belly to belly suplex. Super Vader then picks O’Brien up and tosses him into the corner and follows in. He sets O’Brien up on the middle turnbuckle, backs up and spreads his arms out as he makes the Vader hand signal and bellows like a nasty beast. Super Vader runs in and kicks O’Brien in the crotch to a huge pop from the crowd.

MARK BISHOP
The Rocky Mountain Oysters!

JASON MARTEL
You throw a hissy fit about Anthony Spiccoli interfering earlier, and you’re going to condone Super Vader hitting Sean O’Brien with a blatant low blow?!

MARK BISHOP
After the way Sean O’Brien has tried to cheat to win the Von Erich Memorial Title, why not?!

Super Vader picks O’Brien up for a powerslam, but holds him up as he walks around with him, then brings him down hard with the powerslam. Anthony Spiccoli makes a last ditch effort to interfere as he hops up onto the apron, but Super Vader runs over and nails Spiccoli with a vicious running forearm smash that sends Spiccoli crashing to the floor to a loud pop from the crowd. Super Vader then walks over to the corner, climbs up to the top turnbuckle with his back turned to O’Brien, then backflips off the top turnbuckle and squashes O’Brien with the Vadersault. ONE… TWO… THREE!

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of the match, and still SNW Von Erich Memorial Champion, Super Vader!

MARK BISHOP
What a hard fought victory for Super Vader.

JASON MARTEL
Yeah, after he hit Sean O’Brien with a blatant low blow!

MARK BISHOP
Hey, it’s No Holds Barred, Jason! Right now, let’s take it to the locker room area, where Misty Crawford is standing by with Matt Margera.

Shot switches to the inside of Matt Margera’s locker room, where Misty Crawford is standing by with Matt Margera, who’s clad in frayed light blue jeans and black Tony Hawk T-shirt.

MISTY CRAWFORD
Matt Margera, we’re just moments away from the steel cage match pitting you against Vin Sin. Are you at all worried that James Jackson will try to re-enter the building and interfere in this match after you threw him out earlier?

MATT MARGERA
Not at all, Misty. Security has been stepped up to make sure that James Jackson can’t get in. Tonight, I finally get my hands on that psychopath, Vin Sin. What it all boils down to is that I should’ve been tougher on Vin during my time of helping him with his training at the Going Sports Nutz Academy. But then again, George, Craig and Gordie would get onto me if they felt I was meddling in their business. So I kept quiet when I should’ve taught that nut job a lesson a long time ago. Well, Vinnie, tonight, I do to you what I should’ve done a long time ago.

Matt walks off as the shot fades to black.

SPORTS NUTZ WRESTLING WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU TO NOT JAR. THIS PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT PAID FOR BY SPORTS NUTZ WRESTLING.
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[Hollywood]

The steel cage has been lowered as the fans are going crazy. Conspicuous by their presence are Anthony Spiccoli and Sean O'Brien, who are still a bit woozy at ringside from their previous encounter. "Psycho Man" blasts over the PA, and Vin Sin, clad in a long black robe, and a black headpiece that covers all but his eyes, he virtually ignores all fans, young old or otherwise on his way to the ring. Myke Rhines and Marcus Ryan follow behind him, and they're more than happy to taunt the ringside fans.

MONICA DELUCA
The following is a Steel Cage Match, where the only way to win is to escape the cage either by climbing up and over out of the cage, or by exiting through the door. Introducing first, accompanied to the ring by Myke Rhines and Marcus Ryan, from Fort Worth, Texas and weighing 215 lbs, "The Black-Hearted Warrior" Vin Sin!

MARK BISHOP
Sean O'Brien moving out of the way to tend to Anthony Spiccoli as Vin Sin enters the cage.

JASON MARTEL
Spiccoli must've gotten hurt pretty bad thanks to that careless Super Vader. I hope the good Commissioner Craig Mueller suspends him.

MARK BISHOP
He would need approval from Matt Margera first.

JASON MARTEL
That's what I'm afraid of.

Vin Sin takes off his robe and hands it to the ring attendant as he waits inside the cage, his music dying down. "Never Gonna Stop" blasts over the PA, and the crowd comes to their feet in anticipation of Matt Margera. Once the drums kick into the song, Matt Margera appears from behind the curtain to a big pop from the crowd. He makes his way down to the cage, virtually ignoring the cheers of the fans.

MONICA DELUCA
His opponent, from Hurst, Texas and weighing 220 lbs, the co-owner of SNW, Matt Margera!

JASON MARTEL
How many times have you ever wanted to beat up your boss, Mark?

MARK BISHOP
If we're talking about Gordie, Craig or George, every day of the week.

JASON MARTEL
Well Vin Sin gets to do just that tonight. But he gets the added bonus of schooling one of his mentors at the Going Sports Nutz Academy.

MARK BISHOP
This is interesting. Sean O'Brien is just now helping Anthony Spiccoli up, and Sean is blocking the path to the cage door, preventing Matt from getting in.

JASON MARTEL
I'm sure he'll move if Matt asks nicely.

MARK BISHOP
Now what's going on here.

JASON MARTEL
Looks like Matt is getting a bit gruff with Sean O'Brien and Anthony Spiccoli.

MARK BISHOP
Well Matt is asking them to move, and Sean is just standing there. But why?

JASON MARTEL
Probably because Matt isn't asking nicely.

MARK BISHOP
What the hell?! It's a trap!

JASON MARTEL
This is brilliant!

MARK BISHOP
Nick Scott just ran out from the audience and throttled Matt Margera in the back with a steel chair! And now the Williams Brothers have joined in on the beatdown!

JASON MARTEL
And look who's making his way to ringside!

MARK BISHOP
James Jackson?! How did he get back in?!

JASON MARTEL
Look at his hand, Mark!

MARK BISHOP
Oh you've gotta be kidding me!

JASON MARTEL
Hey, it's not his fault that there were ticket scalpers outside the Moody Coliseum.

MARK BISHOP
James Jackson is showing off his tickets and takes his seat. Meanwhile, Chapter Six continues to put the hurting on Matt Margera as Anthony Spiccoli, who has recovered, tells them to pour it on. But here come the Destruction Crew, and look at that! Chapter Six run off like a pack of cockroaches!

JASON MARTEL
Well I can tell you right now they didn't come out to save Matt Margera. They came out to fight Chapter Six. I mean, look at them. They're not even staying to check on Matt.

MARK BISHOP
Fans, we're hoping that we'll be able to bring you the Steel Cage Match between Matt Margera and Vin Sin, but it's not looking good. We'll be back after this commercial timeout.

SNW WRESTLESTOCK: THE VIDEO GAME! AVAILABLE AT ALL END GAME LOCATIONS!

[Hollywood]

MARK BISHOP
Welcome back to No Holds Barred, and during the break, Matt Margera refused help from the EMTs as he gallantly fought his way to enter the cage.

JASON MARTEL
This may very well be Matt Margera’s undoing tonight.

Steel Cage Match
Matt Margera vs Vin Sin

Vin Sin doesn’t waste any time going after Margera right as he crawls into the cage, stomping away at Margera’s back. Vin picks Margera up and whips him into the ropes and ducks down. But Margera sees that Vin has telegraphed the move and counters by putting a front facelock on Vin and following up with a snap suplex. Margera doesn’t let up as he stomps away at Vin, followed by an elbow drop. Margera then picks Vin up and rams him facefirst into the cage, then rubs Vin’s face into the cage as if the cage were a cheese grater. Margera finishes the sequence off by grabbing Vin’s head and smashing him facefirst into the cage. Vin staggers around and collapses down on his back to a big pop from the crowd as Margera plays it up to the cheering crowd.

MARK BISHOP
Matt Margera is on fire right now!

JASON MARTEL
He better stop playing to this crowd and keep putting the hurt to the Black-Hearted Warrior.

Margera delivers a crotch chop to taunt Marcus Ryan and Myke Rhines, who are not amused. Margera then turns and finally sees James Jackson sitting in the audience. Margera is livid and yells at Jackson to get out of the Moody Coliseum, but Jackson taunts Margera by holding his ticket up in the air. Unbeknownst to Margera, Vin has gotten back up. Margera turns around, and Vin catches him with a standing huracanrana. Margera tries to get up, but Vin gets over him and locks him in an Octopus Stretch.

MARK BISHOP
Vin Sin can’t win this match by submission.

JASON MARTEL
Nope, but he can wear Matt Margera down to the point that Matt can’t walk around anymore. And since the only way to win this cage match is to escape the cage, it won’t do Matt any good if he can’t move.

Vin tries to apply more pressure from the Octopus Stretch, but Margera is able to escape by tossing Vin overhead down to the canvas. Vin gets up on all fours, but Margera clubs away at his back to keep him down. Margera then picks Vin up and brings him down with a Gutwrench Suplex. Margera looks over at James Jackson and delivers a crotch chop to his general direction, then proceeds to walk over to the cage. As Margera climbs the cage, Marcus Ryan jumps up in an attempt to attack Margera from the outside of the cage, but Margera hops down. Thinking on his feet, Margera asks the ref to unlock the cage door, but Myke Rhines runs over and shoves referee Rick Maynard down and grabs a hold of the cage door. Margera and Rhines fight over the cage door until referee Rick Maynard gets back up and punches Rhines in the face to a huge pop.

MARK BISHOP
Alright, go Rick!

JASON MARTEL
Go Rick?! He’s supposed to be an unbiased official! Since when can he punch a manager?!

MARK BISHOP
Rhines tried to interfere!

JASON MARTEL
No he didn’t! He was trying to fix the lock on the cage door because it was jammed.

MARK BISHOP
Oh give me a break!

Marcus Ryan runs over and gets in Rick Maynard’s face, but Maynard is having none of that as he ejects Marcus Ryan to the back to a huge pop. Marcus Ryan tells Maynard that he refuses to go to the back, so the ref walks over to the timekeeper’s table and says something to Monica Deluca.

MONICA DELUCA
Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has informed me that if Marcus Ryan and Myke Rhines do not head to the back, he will award this bout to Matt Margera!

The crowd goes apeshit at the announcement.

JASON MARTEL
What right does that idiot referee have to disqualify Vin Sin if Marcus Ryan and Myke Rhines don’t leave?! This is No Holds Barred!

MARK BISHOP
But we can’t be having Marcus Ryan and Myke Rhines constantly interfering in the match.

Marcus Ryan helps Myke Rhines up and they storm off to the back as the crowd cheers. But the cheers quickly turn to boos as Matt Margera turns around and Vin Sin catches him with an Enziguri. Vin goes to pick Margera’s legs up, falls back and catapults Margera facefirst into the cage. Margera staggers around, but before he can go down, Vin Sin grabs him by the head and brings Margera down with a Running Bulldog. Margera crawls around, and he is busted wide open. Vin Sin follows up, stomping Margera in the face to open the wound up even more. Vin measures Margera up and goes to run the ropes. Vin comes off the rebound, jumps up and goes for a stomp, but Margera rolls out of the way as all Vin hits is canvas. Before Vin even has a chance to recover, Margera nails him with a Dropsault to the chest. Margera quickly follows up by running to the corner, jumping up onto the top turnbuckle, and nailing Vin with a Split Legged Moonsault. Margera doesn’t let up as he locks in a Triangle Choke.

JASON MARTEL
Now Vin Sin is in big trouble as Matt Margera has him trapped in that Triangle Choke. And there’s no way for Matt Margera to let go because this is a cage match.

MARK BISHOP
Well we hate to cut to a commercial break right now, but should this match end during the break, we’ll bring you the highlights when we come back!

SITTIN’ ON YOUR ASS WHILE YOUR WIFE BRINGS HOME THE CASH! SPORTS NUTZ WRESTLING!

[Hollywood]

MARK BISHOP
We’re back, and during the break, Vin Sin was able to escape the Triangle Choke as he flipped up and over Matt Margera, and look at this sheer strength.

Double Feature as we see a window showing a replay of what happened during the break. Vin has flipped up over Margera and lifts him up, then slams him down on his back, causing Margera to let go of the hold.

JASON MARTEL
One would think that Matt Margera wouldn’t underestimate Vin Sin’s strength, seeing as that he helped to train him and all.

MARK BISHOP
Back to live action now, as Vin Sin has had Matt Margera locked in the Texas Cloverleaf since escaping the Triangle Choke.

Margera struggles his way up, pushing up as Vin Sin tries to hold on. But it’s of no use as Margera pushes Vin off of him, and both men are down, struggling to get up. Both men are back to their feet and exchange knife edge chops as the fans “WOOOOOO!” with each one. But Margera gets the best of Vin Sin as he bruises his chest with red welts with a flurry of stiff knife edge chops. Margera then attempts to Irish Whip Vin into the ropes, but Vin reverses the whip. But Margera catches his momentum and jumps up onto the cage and springboards off of it, turning himself around and catching Vin in one fluid motion with a Spike Tornado DDT.

OOOOHHHH!

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Margera struggles to crawl over to the door, as the Spike Tornado DDT took quite a bit out of him. The ref obliges and opens the door as Margera crawls over. But Vin Sin begins to stir and can see Margera trying to escape through the door. Just as Margera is about to crawl through the door, Vin grabs a hold of his leg and drags him back into center ring. Vin goes to pick Margera up for a German Suplex, but as he goes for the German Suplex, Margera flips over behind Vin, grabs him by the waist and delivers a Release German Suplex of his own. Margera struggles to his feet, makes it back up and goes to climb the cage yet again. But Vin struggles back up and goes to follow Margera. Vin grabs Margera by the back of the head and smashes him facefirst into the cage, then follows up with Cobra Clutch Leg Sweep off the cage and to the canvas to the amazement of the crowd. With Margera down and seemingly out, Vin struggles to make it back up and begins to crawl over to the corner. He eventually picks himself up and begins to climb up the turnbuckles on his way to climbing the cage.[/i]

MARK BISHOP
Vin Sin trying to escape the cage before Matt Margera can get back up.

JASON MARTEL
This match has taken a lot out of both men already. I’m not sure that climbing the cage to escape is the best idea at this point.

Vin tries to climb up the cage, but Margera has gotten back up and follows Vin, climbing up the turnbuckle. Margera clubs Vin in the back, picks Vin up for what seems to be a Reverse DDT, but instead lifts Vin up. Margera jumps off the top turnbuckle backward and slams Vin down with a vicious top rope Viva La Fusion. Both men are down as the crowd comes to their feet, cheering Margera on. Both men seem to be down and out, but Margera begins to stir, as does Vin. Both men struggle to make it to their feet, but somehow make it back up. Vin goes for a clothesline, but Margera ducks and gets behind Vin, and violently brings him down with a Snap Back Suplex.

OOOOHHHH![/move][/i]

MARK BISHOP
A violent back snap suplex from Matt Margera!

JASON MARTEL
He may have broken Vin Sin’s neck with that vicious suplex![/b]

Margera picks Vin up and violently whips him into the cage, with Vin being thrown up into the air and getting slammed facefirst into the cage, then falling down in one fluid motion. Margera follows up with a running leg drop to the back of Vin’s neck. Margera goes to pick Vin up and locks in the Viva La Claw to a huge pop from the crowd. Vin tries to struggle out of it, but Margera clamps down on the claw hold. Vin finally kicks Margera in the crotch, and Margera lets go, grabbing a hold of his family jewels and falling down into the fetal position. Vin collapses to his hands and knees, taking several breaths as he tries to recover. Margera tries to get back up, but Vin knocks him right back down with a Windmill Kick. Vin looks up at the top of the cage, and an evil grin comes over his face.

MARK BISHOP
Vin Sin once again climbing the cage in an attempt to escape.

JASON MARTEL
Oh on the contrary, Bishop. Did you not see that look of evil on Vin Sin’s face? He’s got something big in mind.

Vin climbs up all the way to the top of the cage, his back turned to a prone Margera. Vin turns back and looks, takes a deep breath, and backflips off the top of the cage. But Margera rolls out of the way as Vin crashes down to the canvas, only taking himself out with the Best Moonsault Ever.

MARK BISHOP
The Black-Hearted Warrior took the gamble of a lifetime and it cost him dearly!

JASON MARTEL
Matt doesn’t need to do anything stupid to get a rise out of this audience. He needs to get out of that cage right now if he wants to win.

Matt struggles back to his feet and picks Vin up from behind the waist, underhooks his arms, and slams him down with a Release Tiger Suplex. Margera gets back up, and he looks to the top of the cage, an evil grin coming over his face as well. He climbs up all the way to the top of the cage but turns himself around, standing at the very top of the cage.

JASON MARTEL
What is Matt Margera thinking?! He has this match in the bag!

MARK BISHOP
I hate to say so, but I agree that this is a big mistake by the skate punk superstar.

The audience is cheering like mad as Margera looks around. He leaps off the top of the cage and nails a picture perfect 450 Corkscrew Leg Drop to Vin Sin.

HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT![/move][/i]

MARK BISHOP
The Viva La Matt off the top of the cage!

JASON MARTEL
But we’re back to square one as this took just as much out of Matt Margera as it did Vin Sin![/b]

Both men are down and out. Not wanting to take a chance of this match not having an inconclusive outcome, the referee runs over to the timekeeper’s table, where a pitcher of water just happens to be standing by. The ref grabs the pitcher, unlocks the cage door and enters the ring. He splashes some water on Vin, and some on Margera, and both begin to stir as the ref exits the cage and shuts the door. Margera is the first one back up and crawls over to the door, and the ref obliges. But bolting down the aisle and seemingly coming from out of nowhere is Marcus Williams. Marcus Williams shoves the ref down, grabs the cage door and violently swings it into Margera’s head, knocking him down and out as the crowd boos in disapproval. Marcus Williams watches on with a big grin on his face as Vin Sin begins to get back up and crawl over to the door.

MARK BISHOP
NO! It can’t end like this!

JASON MARTEL
After everything referee Rick Maynard has done to try to help Matt Margera win this match?! Why not?!

Vin Sin is crawling out of the cage when all of a sudden, James Jackson bolts out of his seat and hops over the guard rail, runs and nails Vin with a vicious running Yakuza kick that’s powerful enough to send Vin falling to the outside, not even realizing he’s won the match.

MONICA DELUCA
Your winner of the steel cage match, “The Black-Hearted Warrior,” Vin Sin!

MARK BISHOP
What a miscarriage of justice!

JASON MARTEL
Looks like Marcus Williams ain’t through!

Marcus gets into the cage and stomps away at Matt Margera as the crowd boos them out of the building. Sean O’Brien, Nick Scott and Mike Williams run down to the ring and enter the cage to join in on the beatdown as the timekeeper frantically rings the bell to get help out to the ring. The crowd goes crazy as the Destruction Crew charge out to the ring. One by one, they enter the cage and even the odds, and a big brawl breaks out between them and Chapter Six. The entire locker room and SNW officials pour out to try to get everyone separated.

MARK BISHOP
It’s mass chaos here on No Holds Barred! We’ve gotta go! Good night everybody![/center]

[Hollywood]

Edited last part. Forgot that James Jackson and I agreed on our angle for Matt and James to not touch each other(kinda like Taz/Sabu in ECW).