Post by sh17 on Jul 30, 2009 21:36:15 GMT -6
We are once again taken inside the palatial Oak Cliff mansion of Myke Rhines, who has built a giant mansion in the middle of the "hood" to be closer to his "homies." However, instead of the pool area we are taken inside the manor, to the media room. On one wall we see a projection screen which takes up the entire wall, on an adjacent wall we see Rhines' collection of movies, several rows dedicated to the films of Stormy Daniels among other famous adult starlets. A large black leather couch, where Marcus Ryan and Rhines are sitting watching the newest Y Kores offering and laughing hysterically, occupies the middle of the room.
Did I really just watch that? They called me FAT?!?!?!
Marcus almost falls off the couch, he is grabbing his stomach and tears are welling up in his eyes.
I guess they didn't get a good look at me during that match, my body fat is lower than all three of them combined. Granted, that Russian chick probably has a bigger penis than I do, so that might make up the weight difference right there. Regardless, this isn't Phantasio they wrestled last week, I am a fierce fighting machine and better than all of them combined. They also called me a coward, which quite frankly just makes no sense at all. I was quite up front and face to boot with her. I mean what is more honest than that?
Well, that is the same exact manner, or somesuch, that I used to dispose of Rocco Pendola and Pete Stein. However, they then cried more than these girls, but they were prettier so I decided to make love to them to console and apologize for my cruelty.
Marcus stops laughing and looks at Rhines all of a sudden with a look of shock and horror. Rhines shrugs and goes to pop in a Stormy DVD. Marcus continues.
Moving on from that awkwardness.. so we finally got a week off. Vin, well he kind of won and I won outright. We are finally proving our merit in this company. However, Myke what the bloody Hell was Vin talking about after the match last week? He said it's the last time we will ever see him, is he quitting or what the Hell?
Marcus you'd be a bigger fool than Buck Showwalter to think that he is going to quit. Now, I don't know exactly what his idea is but if he quits it will deliver a blow to me that would stun a mastodon. No, my overly-muscled friend, I don't know exactly what his plans are but if I was a betting man, or somesuch, then I'd say he has some kooky plan that he just hasn't shown us yet. However, it looks like we are going to find out Saturday, atleast part of it...oh a phong is ringing.
Myke picks up his cell phone, which is emitting the Hardline theme, and answers it.
Hello...Hey Vin, listen Marcus and I were wondering...wear what on Saturday?...Sure, Coldwell and Sons can hook us up...luxury car, yeah AutoFlex will cut me a sweet deal on one...OK I'll make sure they get here, talk to you later.
Myke ends the call, and has a smile on his face. Marcus looks confused.
Well, what was that all about?
We finally got our answer, but he wanted me to give you the 411. First, 86 that porn video and listen up...
Marcus hits "Stop" on the remote and Myke begins talking and gesturing with great emotion. The camera fades out on the scene of Myke pelvic-thrusting violently into the air.
Did I really just watch that? They called me FAT?!?!?!
Marcus almost falls off the couch, he is grabbing his stomach and tears are welling up in his eyes.
I guess they didn't get a good look at me during that match, my body fat is lower than all three of them combined. Granted, that Russian chick probably has a bigger penis than I do, so that might make up the weight difference right there. Regardless, this isn't Phantasio they wrestled last week, I am a fierce fighting machine and better than all of them combined. They also called me a coward, which quite frankly just makes no sense at all. I was quite up front and face to boot with her. I mean what is more honest than that?
Well, that is the same exact manner, or somesuch, that I used to dispose of Rocco Pendola and Pete Stein. However, they then cried more than these girls, but they were prettier so I decided to make love to them to console and apologize for my cruelty.
Marcus stops laughing and looks at Rhines all of a sudden with a look of shock and horror. Rhines shrugs and goes to pop in a Stormy DVD. Marcus continues.
Moving on from that awkwardness.. so we finally got a week off. Vin, well he kind of won and I won outright. We are finally proving our merit in this company. However, Myke what the bloody Hell was Vin talking about after the match last week? He said it's the last time we will ever see him, is he quitting or what the Hell?
Marcus you'd be a bigger fool than Buck Showwalter to think that he is going to quit. Now, I don't know exactly what his idea is but if he quits it will deliver a blow to me that would stun a mastodon. No, my overly-muscled friend, I don't know exactly what his plans are but if I was a betting man, or somesuch, then I'd say he has some kooky plan that he just hasn't shown us yet. However, it looks like we are going to find out Saturday, atleast part of it...oh a phong is ringing.
Myke picks up his cell phone, which is emitting the Hardline theme, and answers it.
Hello...Hey Vin, listen Marcus and I were wondering...wear what on Saturday?...Sure, Coldwell and Sons can hook us up...luxury car, yeah AutoFlex will cut me a sweet deal on one...OK I'll make sure they get here, talk to you later.
Myke ends the call, and has a smile on his face. Marcus looks confused.
Well, what was that all about?
We finally got our answer, but he wanted me to give you the 411. First, 86 that porn video and listen up...
Marcus hits "Stop" on the remote and Myke begins talking and gesturing with great emotion. The camera fades out on the scene of Myke pelvic-thrusting violently into the air.