Post by phantomlord on May 26, 2008 23:29:24 GMT -6
The shot opens up in an desert town somewhere in West Texas and we see a man riding on a horse and the silhouette of his cowboy hat and massive frame in the sun. He commands the horse to stop and he hops down and you hear his spurs clank as he walks towards the camera
Bob: HELLO ALL YOU CITY SLICKERS OUT THERE IN TV LAND. MY NAME IS COWBOY BOB JOHNSON. I'M COMING TO THE SNW FOR ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY AND THATS TO PUT A WHOOPIN ON ALL THESE SO CALLED SPORTS ENTERTAINERS. I AM A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER...NOT SOME SISSYFIED RASSLER OR WHAT HAVE YOU. NOW ONE MAN WHO ISN'T ANY OF THAT IS MY BUDDY RANDY...THEY CALL HIM ROWDY...I CALL HIM A LOW DOWN YELLA EGG SUCKIN DOG, BUT HE'S THE ONLY MAN IN THIS BUSINESS I WOULD TRUST MY LIFE WITH.
Johnson grabs his bullrope and cowbell from his saddle bag and starts swinging it around
Bob: YOU MIGHT THINK I'M INSANE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT I AM THE COWBOY AND ALONG WITH ROWDY RANDY WE ARE GOING TO RAISE HELL TAKE OVER THIS COMPANY FOR ALL ITS WORTH.
Johnson hops back up onto his horse
Bob: Remember the name Cowboy Bob Johnson, it will be engraved in your heads for years to come.
Johnson kicks the horse and takes off
Bob: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
The shot fades as Johnson rides off into the distance
Bob: HELLO ALL YOU CITY SLICKERS OUT THERE IN TV LAND. MY NAME IS COWBOY BOB JOHNSON. I'M COMING TO THE SNW FOR ONE REASON AND ONE REASON ONLY AND THATS TO PUT A WHOOPIN ON ALL THESE SO CALLED SPORTS ENTERTAINERS. I AM A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLER...NOT SOME SISSYFIED RASSLER OR WHAT HAVE YOU. NOW ONE MAN WHO ISN'T ANY OF THAT IS MY BUDDY RANDY...THEY CALL HIM ROWDY...I CALL HIM A LOW DOWN YELLA EGG SUCKIN DOG, BUT HE'S THE ONLY MAN IN THIS BUSINESS I WOULD TRUST MY LIFE WITH.
Johnson grabs his bullrope and cowbell from his saddle bag and starts swinging it around
Bob: YOU MIGHT THINK I'M INSANE, BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT I AM THE COWBOY AND ALONG WITH ROWDY RANDY WE ARE GOING TO RAISE HELL TAKE OVER THIS COMPANY FOR ALL ITS WORTH.
Johnson hops back up onto his horse
Bob: Remember the name Cowboy Bob Johnson, it will be engraved in your heads for years to come.
Johnson kicks the horse and takes off
Bob: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
The shot fades as Johnson rides off into the distance