Old Folks

[Wench]

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.
>> During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but
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>> Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair.
>> 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
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>> 'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
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>> 'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she
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>> 'No, I can remember it.'
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>> 'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it
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>> He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with
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>> 'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it
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>> Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it!
>> Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness
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>> Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man
>> returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs..
>> She stares at the plate for a moment.
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>> 'Where's my toast ?'
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[MGM]

haha. that's a good one, I got a nice chuckle out of it.

[Hollywood]

;D

[matt]

Nice, that's a good one.