Michael Irvin christens the Death Star...kinda

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Well Deadspin.com proves that it has some sort of value, as it brings us this video. Apparently at the new Cowboy Stadium two fans decided they needed to break the place in. How would one, or two in this case, go about this? Watch the video and find out for yourself. NSFW in case you needed it so

deadspin.com/5370499/couple-christens-dallas-cowboys-stadiums-new-bathroom-stalls

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To quote Homer Simpson, "What an age we live in." I mean, you gotta love technology, within seconds of this happening, this was on the internet. Just imagine if that guy wound up knocking her up and explaining someday to that kid that he was concieved out of love, but rather a drunken celebration because daddy's football team was winning.