Post by sh17 on Sept 29, 2009 19:02:25 GMT -6
September 29
Granada Theatre
Dallas,Texas
-Y Kores defeated Age of SIN in a Six Person First Blood Match when Adriana Samu repeatedly whacked Xalar Malum across the face with the brand to the Double Cross Ranch to the cheers of the crowds that chanted “Funk is legend!”
-The Young Gunz and Jade Claypool vs. Emo Kid, Alexander Draven and Katrina almost did not happen due to injuries suffered by Katrina. However, special guest Lita took the place of Katrina in the match. She ended up getting the pin on Jade Claypool after Emo Kid hit the Slit Wrist Theory from the top rope on Claypool.
-“Kid Thunder” Alex Daniels and Mike “Beastman” Hanson fought to a no-contest when local radio personality Richard “Big Dick” Hunter stopped in for a visit and brought two lovely big busted strippers with him. Doing his best Godfather imitation, he offered a lady apiece to the competitors. Daniels and Hanson shrugged, then left the ring with a girl.
-Super Vader and Killer Kong defeated the Original Kaientai by disqualification, when Taka Michinoku brought a katana into the ring threatening to “Val Venis” Killer Kong. With the referee unable to stop him, all of a sudden the Mountie came running through the crowd and tackle Taka. Leading him off out of the ring, he saluted the crowd proclaiming “The Mountie always gets his man!”
-Baron defeated The Mauler in a Body Bag Match, when Baron hit Mauler in the head with a copy of the Warren Commission Report that knocked out Mauler and allowed Baron to drag him out of the ring into the body bag for the win.
-Jack Clinton vs. Jim “The Ultimate Warrior” Hellwig ended in a no contest. Under the stipulations set before the match, whichever man executed ten actual wrestling holds would win the match. After Jack Clinton had hit a sidewalk slam, “The SNW VIP” Ricky Blair ran in the ring and kicked Hellwig right in what was left of his steroided out testicles. Unsure what to do, the referee ran from the ring screaming and cupping his genitals. Jack Clinton quickly hit Three Story Hell Ride on Blair, which led to…
-SNW Bad Blood Champion Chris Angel defeated Ricky Blair in a Lucky 21 match when he took advantage of the unconscious Ricky Blair allowing him to staple the required 21 dollars onto his nose.
-SNW Texas Champion Vincent Matthews defeated Soul Reaper to retain his Texas Championship, when special referee Joey The Cos threw off his sweater revealing his morbidly obese body to both competitors. Matthews and Reaper both stared at him for a moment, when Cos knocked down Reaper with his overly large stomach and sent him to the match. Matthews took the opportunity when he saw it, and quickly locked in Vindication. Cos Earl Hebner’d the ending, causing the fans to boo as Matthews grandly celebrated. Reaper rolled out of the ring, and came back in with a steel chair wrapped in flaming barbed wire. Matthews quickly exited, but Cos was too busy trying to eat five hot dogs at once. Cos was repeatedly smashed with the flaming barbed wire chair, and Reaper saluted the crowd as he exited the ring to end the show.[/i][/b]
Granada Theatre
Dallas,Texas
-Y Kores defeated Age of SIN in a Six Person First Blood Match when Adriana Samu repeatedly whacked Xalar Malum across the face with the brand to the Double Cross Ranch to the cheers of the crowds that chanted “Funk is legend!”
-The Young Gunz and Jade Claypool vs. Emo Kid, Alexander Draven and Katrina almost did not happen due to injuries suffered by Katrina. However, special guest Lita took the place of Katrina in the match. She ended up getting the pin on Jade Claypool after Emo Kid hit the Slit Wrist Theory from the top rope on Claypool.
-“Kid Thunder” Alex Daniels and Mike “Beastman” Hanson fought to a no-contest when local radio personality Richard “Big Dick” Hunter stopped in for a visit and brought two lovely big busted strippers with him. Doing his best Godfather imitation, he offered a lady apiece to the competitors. Daniels and Hanson shrugged, then left the ring with a girl.
-Super Vader and Killer Kong defeated the Original Kaientai by disqualification, when Taka Michinoku brought a katana into the ring threatening to “Val Venis” Killer Kong. With the referee unable to stop him, all of a sudden the Mountie came running through the crowd and tackle Taka. Leading him off out of the ring, he saluted the crowd proclaiming “The Mountie always gets his man!”
-Baron defeated The Mauler in a Body Bag Match, when Baron hit Mauler in the head with a copy of the Warren Commission Report that knocked out Mauler and allowed Baron to drag him out of the ring into the body bag for the win.
-Jack Clinton vs. Jim “The Ultimate Warrior” Hellwig ended in a no contest. Under the stipulations set before the match, whichever man executed ten actual wrestling holds would win the match. After Jack Clinton had hit a sidewalk slam, “The SNW VIP” Ricky Blair ran in the ring and kicked Hellwig right in what was left of his steroided out testicles. Unsure what to do, the referee ran from the ring screaming and cupping his genitals. Jack Clinton quickly hit Three Story Hell Ride on Blair, which led to…
-SNW Bad Blood Champion Chris Angel defeated Ricky Blair in a Lucky 21 match when he took advantage of the unconscious Ricky Blair allowing him to staple the required 21 dollars onto his nose.
-SNW Texas Champion Vincent Matthews defeated Soul Reaper to retain his Texas Championship, when special referee Joey The Cos threw off his sweater revealing his morbidly obese body to both competitors. Matthews and Reaper both stared at him for a moment, when Cos knocked down Reaper with his overly large stomach and sent him to the match. Matthews took the opportunity when he saw it, and quickly locked in Vindication. Cos Earl Hebner’d the ending, causing the fans to boo as Matthews grandly celebrated. Reaper rolled out of the ring, and came back in with a steel chair wrapped in flaming barbed wire. Matthews quickly exited, but Cos was too busy trying to eat five hot dogs at once. Cos was repeatedly smashed with the flaming barbed wire chair, and Reaper saluted the crowd as he exited the ring to end the show.[/i][/b]
