Post by sh17 on Oct 6, 2009 20:27:40 GMT -6
October 6, 2009
Ruben's Ballroom
Decatur, TX
-Mike Williams, one half of the SNW Texas Tag Team champions, defeated Twitch of the Alley Ratz in a Light Tube match after Twitch was launched into a table made out of four light tubes and covered in thumbtacks.
-A snipe hunt taking place at Lake Ray Hubbard involving Chief Wahoo McNugget, Jive Talkin' Stu, and Major Posterior simulcasted in the arena was broken up when Jack Clinton angrily assaulted the trio with the Three Story Hell Ride. He even went so far as to throw McNugget into the lake.
-TNT defeated the makeshift team of S.T. Strickler and Levetation. Strickler was getting doubleteamed by TNT, and Levetation tagged himself in to save the match. Strickler became pissed off and left, leaving Levetation all alone to suffer the Steel Attack and a pin by Andrew Smith.
-Adriana Samu and Ricky Blair fought to a no contest in a Prince of Darkness match, when Jesse Jackson showed up and demanded the match be ended due to the "racial implications and restrictions SNW was enforcing." When asked what the Hell Jackson was talking about, he responded "Sharpton was on Raw, I had to counter with something. At least the same amount of people saw it."
-Petrina Rotchester and "The Assasin" Rory Kotch issued an open challenge to any team brave or stupid enough to face them. Out came the former UHW tag team champions the Drunk Ugly Canadians to answer the call. They were touting bottles of Moosehead, and when the bell rang they started chugging. Kotch started the match, looked around confusedly and kicked one of them in the crotch. She got the pin three seconds laters. As Rotchester and Kotch celebrated, the crowds laughed the Canadians out of the building.
-Matt Margera defeated a Kofi Kingston blowup doll by submission. Well, it wasn't an actual submission as Margera kept hugging the doll and pelvic thrusting at it. The referee was so disgusted he ended the match just so he did not have to see anymore. Gordon Heath was later seen sneaking off into the dark alley with said doll.
-Soul Reaper, accompanied by Cyanide, defeated Marcus Ryan, accompanied by Samuel Hale, by disqualification. Ryan hit the Ryan Xpress on Reaper, and only got a two count. Frustrated, he slid out of the ring and retrieved a cheese grater. He smacked Reaper over the head with it, causing the DQ. A full scale brawl broke out, with Cyanide hitting the Last Breath on Hale through a barbed wire table off the top turnbuckle. Ryan dragged Hale out, as Reaper and Cyanide celebrated in the ring.
-The first of two gauntlet matches happened, as Super Vader defeated Gavin Tyler, Sean O' Brien, and Alex Daniels in a three man gauntlet to retain his Von Erich Memorial title. He finished off all three men with the Vader Splash. Alex Daniels tried to claim retribution by attacking Vader after the bell, but the rest of the Destruction Crew made the save.
-The second of two gauntlet matches saw SNW Texas Champion Vincent Matthews ran a five man gauntlet beating Andy Lionheart, Killer Kong, Alexander Draven, Chris Angel, and the returning Silvus. Silvus almost had the title won, however Matthews kicked Silvus in the stomach when he went for the Retribution and hit a desperation Fatal Sin to get the pin on a stunned Silvus.
Ruben's Ballroom
Decatur, TX
-Mike Williams, one half of the SNW Texas Tag Team champions, defeated Twitch of the Alley Ratz in a Light Tube match after Twitch was launched into a table made out of four light tubes and covered in thumbtacks.
-A snipe hunt taking place at Lake Ray Hubbard involving Chief Wahoo McNugget, Jive Talkin' Stu, and Major Posterior simulcasted in the arena was broken up when Jack Clinton angrily assaulted the trio with the Three Story Hell Ride. He even went so far as to throw McNugget into the lake.
-TNT defeated the makeshift team of S.T. Strickler and Levetation. Strickler was getting doubleteamed by TNT, and Levetation tagged himself in to save the match. Strickler became pissed off and left, leaving Levetation all alone to suffer the Steel Attack and a pin by Andrew Smith.
-Adriana Samu and Ricky Blair fought to a no contest in a Prince of Darkness match, when Jesse Jackson showed up and demanded the match be ended due to the "racial implications and restrictions SNW was enforcing." When asked what the Hell Jackson was talking about, he responded "Sharpton was on Raw, I had to counter with something. At least the same amount of people saw it."
-Petrina Rotchester and "The Assasin" Rory Kotch issued an open challenge to any team brave or stupid enough to face them. Out came the former UHW tag team champions the Drunk Ugly Canadians to answer the call. They were touting bottles of Moosehead, and when the bell rang they started chugging. Kotch started the match, looked around confusedly and kicked one of them in the crotch. She got the pin three seconds laters. As Rotchester and Kotch celebrated, the crowds laughed the Canadians out of the building.
-Matt Margera defeated a Kofi Kingston blowup doll by submission. Well, it wasn't an actual submission as Margera kept hugging the doll and pelvic thrusting at it. The referee was so disgusted he ended the match just so he did not have to see anymore. Gordon Heath was later seen sneaking off into the dark alley with said doll.
-Soul Reaper, accompanied by Cyanide, defeated Marcus Ryan, accompanied by Samuel Hale, by disqualification. Ryan hit the Ryan Xpress on Reaper, and only got a two count. Frustrated, he slid out of the ring and retrieved a cheese grater. He smacked Reaper over the head with it, causing the DQ. A full scale brawl broke out, with Cyanide hitting the Last Breath on Hale through a barbed wire table off the top turnbuckle. Ryan dragged Hale out, as Reaper and Cyanide celebrated in the ring.
-The first of two gauntlet matches happened, as Super Vader defeated Gavin Tyler, Sean O' Brien, and Alex Daniels in a three man gauntlet to retain his Von Erich Memorial title. He finished off all three men with the Vader Splash. Alex Daniels tried to claim retribution by attacking Vader after the bell, but the rest of the Destruction Crew made the save.
-The second of two gauntlet matches saw SNW Texas Champion Vincent Matthews ran a five man gauntlet beating Andy Lionheart, Killer Kong, Alexander Draven, Chris Angel, and the returning Silvus. Silvus almost had the title won, however Matthews kicked Silvus in the stomach when he went for the Retribution and hit a desperation Fatal Sin to get the pin on a stunned Silvus.
