Post by Jillie on Oct 14, 2009 19:30:56 GMT -6
Scene opens in the Y Kores locker room. All three ladies are sitting on the couch, dressed in their countries’ colours. “Everyone’s Favourite Canadian Lady” Adriana Samu, sitting in the middle, is wearing a brand new 2010 Canada Olympic Hockey jersey. “The Assassin” Rory Kotch sits to her right, wearing a red baby-t with a giant yellow sickle and hammer. “The Other Girl” is on Samu’s other side and is wearing a tank top with the Irish Republic’s tri-colours. Manager Xander Nova is sitting, as usual, quietly behind them, smiling and nodding at their speech.
AS: All three of us have been in some dominate stables - Tru Playas, Canada’s Greatest Stable…
RK: Volfpack, CPR…
PR: SINdicate, The Other Stable…
AS: Now we are part of an even better stable – Y Kores.
PR: We’ve gotta be one o’the few – if not the only – all-chick stable in a mixed promotion. That we’ve survived this long as a well-functionin’, successful, popular force is a testament to our talent an’ grit.
AS: This week we’re being teamed up with old friends of ours, The Alley Ratz.
RK: All three of us have encountered the Ratz at times durink our career – sometimes as friends and other times as foes. Although ve haven’t alvays seen eye to eye, I’m sure this veek’s pairing vill be no big deal. I think I speak for all of us when I say we respect Eddy and Twitch, and I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that feelink is mutual.
PR: After all, we’re pretty easy t’get along with.
AS: And what about our opponents?
RK: Ve are faced vith two teams that have been pains in our sides for some time. The Villiams’ have been perpetually annoyink since our time together in NAWA, and ve, especially Petey and I, have a lonk and violent history vith them. They seem to have been ignorink us so far, even now that they are faced vith standink across from us in the rink, but the Tag Team Champions vill not be able to ignore us for much lonker, especially vhen vone of us ladies pins them fair and sqvare in the middle of the rink.
PR: The SINdicate have also always been around. Sure, there’re new members in the SNW version o’ this stable, but, as me ma used to say, it’s just the same shyte in a different pile. An’ now instead’uh takin’ us seriously they’re sittin’ around watchin’ Mafia movies when they should be watchin’ wrestlin’ tapes.
AS: Speaking of that, Linkin Strife sure does seem obsessed with you and Viper, Rory. Maybe it’s Freud speaking…?
Kotch and Nova both glare at Samu, who doesn’t notice, and continues her speech.
AS: This match is being advertised as a preview of Natural Selection, and it’s going to serve as a preview of the reason we are on the Natural Selection PPV to begin with. What is the definition of Natural Selection?
PR: Survival of the fittest.
RK: Not survival of the biggest, not the baddest, not the most emo, not the most steroid-ridden. Survival of the fittest.
PR: Y Kores is fit indeed. We have speed.
AS: We have agility.
RK: Ve have technical prowess.
PR: We have fearless brawlin’.
RK: Ve have intelligence.
AS: We have experience.
PR: We’re the most fit stable in SNW. We, along with the help of our partners this week..
RK: …who are also qvite fit themselves…
PR: …will prove that this week, and we’ll prove it on our own at Natural Selection.
The scene fades with the ladies looking confident and satisfied.
AS: All three of us have been in some dominate stables - Tru Playas, Canada’s Greatest Stable…
RK: Volfpack, CPR…
PR: SINdicate, The Other Stable…
AS: Now we are part of an even better stable – Y Kores.
PR: We’ve gotta be one o’the few – if not the only – all-chick stable in a mixed promotion. That we’ve survived this long as a well-functionin’, successful, popular force is a testament to our talent an’ grit.
AS: This week we’re being teamed up with old friends of ours, The Alley Ratz.
RK: All three of us have encountered the Ratz at times durink our career – sometimes as friends and other times as foes. Although ve haven’t alvays seen eye to eye, I’m sure this veek’s pairing vill be no big deal. I think I speak for all of us when I say we respect Eddy and Twitch, and I don’t think it’s a stretch to say that feelink is mutual.
PR: After all, we’re pretty easy t’get along with.
AS: And what about our opponents?
RK: Ve are faced vith two teams that have been pains in our sides for some time. The Villiams’ have been perpetually annoyink since our time together in NAWA, and ve, especially Petey and I, have a lonk and violent history vith them. They seem to have been ignorink us so far, even now that they are faced vith standink across from us in the rink, but the Tag Team Champions vill not be able to ignore us for much lonker, especially vhen vone of us ladies pins them fair and sqvare in the middle of the rink.
PR: The SINdicate have also always been around. Sure, there’re new members in the SNW version o’ this stable, but, as me ma used to say, it’s just the same shyte in a different pile. An’ now instead’uh takin’ us seriously they’re sittin’ around watchin’ Mafia movies when they should be watchin’ wrestlin’ tapes.
AS: Speaking of that, Linkin Strife sure does seem obsessed with you and Viper, Rory. Maybe it’s Freud speaking…?
Kotch and Nova both glare at Samu, who doesn’t notice, and continues her speech.
AS: This match is being advertised as a preview of Natural Selection, and it’s going to serve as a preview of the reason we are on the Natural Selection PPV to begin with. What is the definition of Natural Selection?
PR: Survival of the fittest.
RK: Not survival of the biggest, not the baddest, not the most emo, not the most steroid-ridden. Survival of the fittest.
PR: Y Kores is fit indeed. We have speed.
AS: We have agility.
RK: Ve have technical prowess.
PR: We have fearless brawlin’.
RK: Ve have intelligence.
AS: We have experience.
PR: We’re the most fit stable in SNW. We, along with the help of our partners this week..
RK: …who are also qvite fit themselves…
PR: …will prove that this week, and we’ll prove it on our own at Natural Selection.
The scene fades with the ladies looking confident and satisfied.
