Post by sh17 on Nov 3, 2009 21:53:51 GMT -6
November 3, 2009
Bass Performance Hall
Fort Worth, Texas
-Not to be outdone by a certain wrestling show up north, Gordon Heath walked out to the ring at the beginning of the show and announced that tonight's house should would also feature a guest host who was once great and revolutionary but is now past his prime. He then brough out Bret Michaels, to a rousing chorus of boos. He then tried to attempt a cheap plug for whatever shitty reality show he is in now, and made the first match.
-In a Has Beens match, Brian Knobbs defeated Abdullah the Butcher by DQwhen Abdullah stabbed him with a fork to the groin. The stabbing was legal, but the low blow caused the disqualification. Abdullah then tried to scalp Knobbs, who ran away quite quickly for a man of his stomach. He settled for cutting of the ponytail of Michaels and setting fire to it. Bret got angry, yelled several obscenities and left. He was never seen again, thus ending his reign as guest host.
-In a Radio Elite tag team match, Norm Hitzges and Myke Rhines defeated Dan McDowell and Donovan Lewis when Lewis was slammed over the head with Hitzges' cane and teabagged by Rhines which led to the three count.
-In an Outhouse match, The Mauler defeated Ricky Blair when Mauler was able to throw Blair into the portable outhouse and chain/padlock it shut. He then ran full force into it, tipping it over to the raging approval of the fans.
-"Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels defeated Marcus "The Storm" Ryan. Ryan had the match locked up, however unprompted several snow monkies appeared and began flinging poo at Ryan. Infuriated, Ryan ran and grabbed a shotgun a fan had in his jeans and chased after them. Daniels came too, and was elated to find he won by countout.
-In a Loser Wears a Pizza Delivery Man's Outfit match, Jack Clinton defeated Doomsday. Doomsday would not put on the outfit, however Clinton hit Doomsday with the Final Destruction and forcefully put the outfit on him. The crowd laughed as Doomsday slinked off in shame.
-In a Mascot War, Superfrog defeated Brusier in what could be compared to a Divas match in quality. After the match, Goryokaku came out and hit Superfrog with the Gory Kick and put Brusier in the Okaku lock. The fans booed, however when Rowdy came out to make the save and got throttled they changed their tune quickly from hate to jubilation.
-Death Sentence defeated the CIA in an elimination tables match. Reaper was eliminated when Appice and Manzetti hit him with the Atlantic City Plunge. This proved to be their downfall, as while Manzetti was bragging about eliminating Reaper his partner Appice got hit with the Last Breath through a table. Manzetti turned around, and was blinded by Cyanide's green mist and received the Pure Poison through a table with tacks spread out on it to end the match.
-In a five man championship over the top rope battle royal, SNW Von Erich Memorial champion Super Vader defeated SNW Bad Blood champion Chris Angel, SNW Texas Tag Team champions The Williams Brothers, and SNW Texas Champion Vincent Matthews. It came down to Matthews and Vader, and Matthews looked ready to put the match away. However, a fight had broken out between Alexander Draven, Emo Kid, Samuel Hale, and Marcus Ryan(who was covered in snow monkey blood). Matthews lost sight of the match, and went over the top rope to go assist the fight and give the win to Super Vader.
Bass Performance Hall
Fort Worth, Texas
-Not to be outdone by a certain wrestling show up north, Gordon Heath walked out to the ring at the beginning of the show and announced that tonight's house should would also feature a guest host who was once great and revolutionary but is now past his prime. He then brough out Bret Michaels, to a rousing chorus of boos. He then tried to attempt a cheap plug for whatever shitty reality show he is in now, and made the first match.
-In a Has Beens match, Brian Knobbs defeated Abdullah the Butcher by DQwhen Abdullah stabbed him with a fork to the groin. The stabbing was legal, but the low blow caused the disqualification. Abdullah then tried to scalp Knobbs, who ran away quite quickly for a man of his stomach. He settled for cutting of the ponytail of Michaels and setting fire to it. Bret got angry, yelled several obscenities and left. He was never seen again, thus ending his reign as guest host.
-In a Radio Elite tag team match, Norm Hitzges and Myke Rhines defeated Dan McDowell and Donovan Lewis when Lewis was slammed over the head with Hitzges' cane and teabagged by Rhines which led to the three count.
-In an Outhouse match, The Mauler defeated Ricky Blair when Mauler was able to throw Blair into the portable outhouse and chain/padlock it shut. He then ran full force into it, tipping it over to the raging approval of the fans.
-"Kid Thunder" Alex Daniels defeated Marcus "The Storm" Ryan. Ryan had the match locked up, however unprompted several snow monkies appeared and began flinging poo at Ryan. Infuriated, Ryan ran and grabbed a shotgun a fan had in his jeans and chased after them. Daniels came too, and was elated to find he won by countout.
-In a Loser Wears a Pizza Delivery Man's Outfit match, Jack Clinton defeated Doomsday. Doomsday would not put on the outfit, however Clinton hit Doomsday with the Final Destruction and forcefully put the outfit on him. The crowd laughed as Doomsday slinked off in shame.
-In a Mascot War, Superfrog defeated Brusier in what could be compared to a Divas match in quality. After the match, Goryokaku came out and hit Superfrog with the Gory Kick and put Brusier in the Okaku lock. The fans booed, however when Rowdy came out to make the save and got throttled they changed their tune quickly from hate to jubilation.
-Death Sentence defeated the CIA in an elimination tables match. Reaper was eliminated when Appice and Manzetti hit him with the Atlantic City Plunge. This proved to be their downfall, as while Manzetti was bragging about eliminating Reaper his partner Appice got hit with the Last Breath through a table. Manzetti turned around, and was blinded by Cyanide's green mist and received the Pure Poison through a table with tacks spread out on it to end the match.
-In a five man championship over the top rope battle royal, SNW Von Erich Memorial champion Super Vader defeated SNW Bad Blood champion Chris Angel, SNW Texas Tag Team champions The Williams Brothers, and SNW Texas Champion Vincent Matthews. It came down to Matthews and Vader, and Matthews looked ready to put the match away. However, a fight had broken out between Alexander Draven, Emo Kid, Samuel Hale, and Marcus Ryan(who was covered in snow monkey blood). Matthews lost sight of the match, and went over the top rope to go assist the fight and give the win to Super Vader.