Texts From Last Night

[sh17]

OK, so I had to make a thread here. This is basically just a thread where you can post your favorite TFLN so we can all have a good chuckle.

I'll go first

(510): i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me

[Bubba JD]

man, i need to visit that site, again. it's been so long, i don't remember much content.

[sh17]

(734): So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
(810): You're 20.
(734): IT'S BUILD A BEAR!

[thedarksun]

lmao... are all these from a website then? haha

[sh17]

yes, www.textsfromlastnight.com